#this was all done with my finger because my old apple pencil gave out btw

[electrozeistyking]

Tiny Disassembler Tries To Put Himself in Second Food Coma; Girlfriend Won't Let Him

(you better believe that first time was an accident)

[cherry-pink-writings]

Tokyo Revengers characters as dumb things I've done (and will probably continue to do)

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Author’s note: I’m sure some of this might be OOC, but whatever 💀 

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Senju: went to the park with a friend but we only had one bike, so I sat on the handles while she rode it

Mikey: lost my shoes in the water at the beach and then walked back to the beach house we were staying at barefoot like nothing happened

Hina: broke my nails while riding a motorcycle because of how nervous I was

Emma: almost passed out and then was seen in that state by a guy I liked over the summer (the almost passing out wasn’t because of the guy btw)

Emma (again): I went to the place that guy worked at multiple times a week just to see him

Takemichi: dropped a child

Chifuyu: stole soap because it smelled like strawberries

Baji: tried to poison my mom's students (she tutored them) with soap because I wanted their cat and I figured if the kids died the parents would give it to me 

Inui: almost drowned in the shallow part of a pool

Nahoya (Smiley): burned my tongue very badly for 3 weeks because I thought my drink was made a little less hot than usual and decided to take a huge sip rather than testing it first

Souya (Angry): studied for an exam the morning of and managed to get an A

Chifuyu: stared at myself in the mirror for nearly an hour straight

Draken: went outside in winter with no gloves or hat (and only a very light jacket on) to buy a cold drink and kind of burned my hands from the cold somehow for a couple of days

Mikey: tried to sharpen my finger with a sharpener

Baji: removed the ink tube from a Crayola marker and tried to eat it

Mitsuya: had my spot on a ship we went on for a field trip taken by a classmate and thought about throwing her overboard (obviously I didn’t do anything and forever held a grudge against her for it)

Koko: fell asleep multiple times with makeup on with a white blanket and somehow didn't stain anything

Hakkai: spent 6 hours manually transferring all my music to a new phone instead of trying to find a quicker way to do it

Kazutora: stabbed my finger with a (lead) pencil years ago and I still have a mark from it

Mitsuya: helped with giving people hot chocolate for school just so I could steal marshmallows (they had enough so I knew no one would notice)

Ran: went to see my dad in hopes that he'd give me money

Izana: almost stole some of my niece's toys because I was jealous I didn't have as many as her

Yuzuha: read a smutty fic at school while walking outside with a friend (the brightness wasn't even turned down)

Koko: had a crush on someone from summer camp but she had a gf so I started liking a fictional character more bc they look alike

Kazutora: went to my dad's to cut my hair because my mom wouldn't let me

Mikey: got braces and went out of my way to defy every instruction my dentist gave me about what not to eat (apples, popcorn, gum, etc)

Takemichi: found out what porn is at the age of like 7 (maybe 10 at most) through cartoons

Baji: was left without parental supervision for 3 days, had a mini meltdown about my life and how much I hated myself, decided to stop hating myself just like that

Nahoya: went into the woods by my old school even though there were rumours of someone living in them and then scarred my leg for years with a thorny branch while running around

Yuzuha: some girl poured a bucket of sand on my head, so I shoved her down one of those staticky slides face first

Chifuyu: threw myself down the stairs on a daily basis

Yamagishi (I know nothing about him he just gives me the vibe): spent real money on a game because I liked the character's 🍑 and legs

Kakucho: ate (drank?) liquid soap

Takemichi: bought a cactus and constantly forget to water it despite how low maintenance they are

Izana: almost fell into a pond after failing to turn a bike

Hanma: got on the wrong school bus and didn't notice that I didn't know any of the people on it

Takemichi: ripped my pants climbing a school fence