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aesthetic-uni · 12 hours ago

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Hey guys what’s going on

#uni talks about the universe #pope francis #the pope #conclave #on one hand #this is legitimately concerning and I’m worried on who will be the new pope #on the other hand #lol

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aesthetic-uni · 19 days ago

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My crane wives tickets got sold

#uni talks about the universe #the crane wives #I’m about to commit a felony #god it was for the best to sell them #but god I really wanted to go see them #well #at least I got my money back I guess

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aesthetic-uni · 19 days ago

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Never kill yourself.

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aesthetic-uni · 20 days ago

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#deltarune #deltarune tomorrow #nintendo direct #uni talks about the universe

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aesthetic-uni · 21 days ago

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Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

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aesthetic-uni · 21 days ago

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

#uni talks about the universe #I wish they did instead of whatever this update is

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aesthetic-uni · 21 days ago

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tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

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aesthetic-uni · 21 days ago

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Me anytime an app changes its layout

#I SWEAR TO GOD THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BIGGER TOO

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aesthetic-uni · 21 days ago

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I swear to god it’s getting bigger everytime I open the app tumblr PLEASE change it back

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH MY DASHBOARD

#uni talks about the universe #tumblr update #please let this be an April fools prank #I swear im not crazy I swear it’s growing and I hate it

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aesthetic-uni · 21 days ago

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH MY DASHBOARD

#uni talks about the universe #tumblr #WHY HAD EVERYTHING EXPLODED IN SIZE #is this the April fools prank #bc if so considered me pranked #this better not be permanent

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aesthetic-uni · 26 days ago

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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aesthetic-uni · 26 days ago

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So because I have no money I switched from Spotify back to SoundCloud, which is not a good option but eh whatever it works. The problem is my SoundCloud account is OLD. I think I made it back when I was either 11 or 12, and unlike my Spotify where I do often like or unlike songs based on you know basic music changes in life, I don’t in my SoundCloud. If I liked a song, it’s there forever unless I very personally search through and unlike it, and it will be the only unlike I don’t clean up while doing it. So I was expecting to find you know, old music tastes and whatever, it’s honestly fine I can listen to it and still not unlike it. The worst I will do is just skip it.

Anyway I felt like I got shot in the head when I was driving and a Homestuck parody song came on

#uni talks about the universe #spotify #soundcloud #homestuck #what’s worse was that I remember the words perfectly #I was expecting my level of cringe to be emo trinity and musicals #I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ARRRGGGH #I’m still not taking it off #like yeah it’s cringe but #lowkey kinda slaps still #I cannot show anyone my SoundCloud account I will murder them then myself #this is what I get for choosing all my social media at the ripe age of 11 and then never going anywhere else #whatever I’m still cringe today anyway #also I don’t have playlists #which is probably the most deranged part of this post #I literally just listen to my like songs and whatever comes on comes on

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aesthetic-uni · 28 days ago

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New Minecraft updated reveal ghasts are more like aquatic animals except SIKE they’re not aquatic they can fly so even though the depend on water they are in the air which means they don’t depend on water that’s on the ground they depend on the water that’s in the air which means that they depend on clouds which means they originally come from the clouds or somewhere high up that’s right baby ghasts are originally from