#he is a professional hater

[skyguygeneraltano]

Interviewer to the Curtis brothers: Do you have any tension or annoyances with any members of the gang?

Sodapop: What kind of messed up question is that? We love everyone…but between me and you Dallas is kinda terrifying

Darry: I love everybody…*to the camera*. however Steve, he eats up all the food and told me I’m all brawn no brain .

Ponyboy, settling into the couch and grabbing some cocoa: oh man, who DOESN’T annoy me is the better question…do you want to start with Steve? Dally? Two-Bit? Darry? I even have some stories with Johnny and Sodapop, wait let me get my notebook

[been-taking-muay-thai-classes]

Real! I also thought Jamil may have lived inside the Palace grounds if not nearby, seeing how important the Vipers are as servants.

I remember one of his Silk lines saying sometimes he and his friend(s) would hang out in the Camel Bazaar because he didn't wanna go straight home. Which now confirms to me that him being home after school likely meant going back to his duties, if only because Kalim would wanna hang out (somebody should've let that kid make more friends at least via letters)

I also have the idea that maybe Kalim felt lonely after Jamil entered NRC because he was the only kid his age he was allowed to hang out with (his only "friend"), and this was different from middle school when Jamil would come back after classes. Now he was gone for a whole semester, maybe the whole year even! NRC is a boarding school, so he doesn't have to go back home if he doesn't want to, unless ordered to (something something laws about education may give him some freedom and protection).

So Kalim obviously took the chance to join Jamil at school! It's perfect, he gets to be back with his best friend and also make new friends there. What could go wrong? *Dings of foreshadow*

Jamil being reluctant to speak up about his problems with Kalim because of his family ‘possibly being thrown out of their jobs and home’ is so real now that Chapter 7 confirmed that the Asims own Jamil’s house and the Vipers live on Asim property. I had a feeling he was but it’s nice to see it verbally confirmed 😭

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[6ebe]

When I said Spain were violating child Labour regulations I didn’t think they actually were 😭

[aj-artjunkyard]

I’m all for Unreliable Narrator Apollo™ straight up misremembering myths instead of admitting to myself that Rick got a few things wrong

Lester!Apollo: demigods can be so weird and unpredictable! When that Clytemnestra girl murdered her husband simply because he made one tiny little human sacrifice to me… yikes, am I right?

The same Apollo 2,000 years before, sending a 3rd volley of plague arrows straight into the Greek camp: Agamemnon when I get you. When I get you Agamemnon. Agamemnon when I get you

[thelaurenshippen]

the onion bought infowars. I repeat, the onion bought infowars

[yoshimiilk]

Bitter coworkers…

[0vergrowngraveyard]

dumb and dumber (interchangeable)

tangled au sonic belongs to @passionartx

original under cut

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Malleus looking at everyone else being happier than him:

[doodle-do-wop]

(I'll draw this later)

Team V:

Stina:

Team V:

Stina: IM NOT SAYING 'GREAT JOB TEAM' THIS MEETING WAS SHIT!!

[bleatroot]

it cannot hold

[nursing-on-a-poison]

.....perhaps.

OLD MAN ! i'm being bullied.

@nursing-on-a-poison

Oh dear. By who?

[collegeboysam]

one of the most upsetting details of the scene where marius whips armand in his book is not only the violence and abuse, but also what marius does afterwards. armand is crying and begging him to stop the entire time, he hates what's happening, but only by the end marius puts his blood on the wounds he left on armand, which he knows is pleasurable for humans. armand hated the punishment, he did not want it, but marius forces him to enjoy it at the end by giving him something armand can't help but like because of the effect vampire's blood has on humans. marius is conditioning armand to think he likes the whipping by giving him his blood only after being so vicious he opens wounds on armand's skin. he's basically doing stimuli based pavlov mindfuckery with armand. i want to strangle marius until he's foaming at the mouth.

[shipsssssssss]

I dont CARE that his hair up is the visual representation of current vs old self. I dont CARE that it represents his stupid and carefree self and his lack of trauma and killer instinct.

HES FUCKING UGLY

[wearethekingdom]

Maybe if I had said this a few weeks ago I would've said I'm biased but I'm genuinely getting so sick of seeing the hate on Lando.

I don't like seeing hate on any of the drivers but I want to bring Lando up because people can't seem to shut up about him lately and it's never for a good reason. "He's an overrated driver" "Lando just bottles he's a bad driver" "there he goes again winning dotd" "watch him be a crybaby over this" "Lando fans are the worst fans"

Like does this not get a bit tiring? Especially when you publicly hate a driver with no reason to, no one thinks you're cool for being an asshole to a real life person. There's drivers on the grid that I don't like, there's drivers on the grid who piss me off to no end while they're on track but I think I have enough self awareness and respect on myself and the drivers to not go into a comment section saying "Lando is overrated --->"

[sysig]

He needs so much attention, all the time (Patreon)

[ahyesthesufferingoftvteens]

A stupid little concept that never fails to revolve around my head on occasion is Reeve and Kai obviously dating after the events of Season 2 and everyone knows that they're dating...except Adam.

It's not even that Adam is oblivious to romantic relationships. He isn't. It's just that he literally can't fathom the concept of his best friend and teammate & the "cringe" ADHD nerd he replaced said teammate with dating because:

A(. He thinks he knows Reeve better than Reeve knows himself and has determined that Kai is "not his type". He's seen the men Reeve date; Kai doesn't fit the bill for Reeve at ALL. B(. He thinks Kai is either straight, or that he prefers women over men. C(. ...It's Kai for crying out loud. That guy isn't getting a significant other any time soon. At least, in Adam's opinion. He's sure Kai will find SOMEONE, but not in a couple decades.

So he keeps coming up with platonic excuses in his head as to why they're being so fruity with each other. Cause Kai and Reeve dating would be so weird, wouldn't it guys?

Oh? Reeve and Kai are leaning against each other and Kai is info-dumping excitedly while Reeve patiently listens with hearts in his eyes? Aw, Adam's glad Reeve and Kai are becoming such good friends.

Oh? Reeve and Kai are hanging out with each other on the weekends a lot? Alone? They're even having sleepovers? Just the two of them? Adam sure does wonder what kind of video games those two friends are playing? Maybe he'll ask to join them sometime.

Oh? Kai's wearing Reeve's hoodies and jackets a lot? Huh, Reeve never offers his outerwear for Mira or Adam...Reeve is so nice to help his new friend like that!

Oh? Kai and Reeve are referring to each other with affectionate nicknames? Like Reeve calling Kai "Firefly", "Sparky", and "Smokin'"? Or Kai calling Reeve "Reevie" or "Darling"? That's a bit odd but, eh? These two friends must be really comfortable with each other to play around like that.

Oh? Kai and Reeve are literally making out with each other on the couch? In front of the rest of the friend group?

...What? What are they...? Guys why are they...? What do you MEAN they've been dating for SIX MONTHS?! Why didn't anyone TELL ADAM?! ...What do you MEAN it was OBVIOUS?!