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Interviewer to the Curtis brothers: Do you have any tension or annoyances with any members of the gang?
Sodapop: What kind of messed up question is that? We love everyone…but between me and you Dallas is kinda terrifying
Darry: I love everybody…*to the camera*. however Steve, he eats up all the food and told me I’m all brawn no brain .
Ponyboy, settling into the couch and grabbing some cocoa: oh man, who DOESN’T annoy me is the better question…do you want to start with Steve? Dally? Two-Bit? Darry? I even have some stories with Johnny and Sodapop, wait let me get my notebook
#ponyboy curtis#he is a professional hater#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#the outsiders#steve randle#dallas winston
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Real! I also thought Jamil may have lived inside the Palace grounds if not nearby, seeing how important the Vipers are as servants.
I remember one of his Silk lines saying sometimes he and his friend(s) would hang out in the Camel Bazaar because he didn't wanna go straight home. Which now confirms to me that him being home after school likely meant going back to his duties, if only because Kalim would wanna hang out (somebody should've let that kid make more friends at least via letters)
I also have the idea that maybe Kalim felt lonely after Jamil entered NRC because he was the only kid his age he was allowed to hang out with (his only "friend"), and this was different from middle school when Jamil would come back after classes. Now he was gone for a whole semester, maybe the whole year even! NRC is a boarding school, so he doesn't have to go back home if he doesn't want to, unless ordered to (something something laws about education may give him some freedom and protection).
So Kalim obviously took the chance to join Jamil at school! It's perfect, he gets to be back with his best friend and also make new friends there. What could go wrong? *Dings of foreshadow*
Jamil being reluctant to speak up about his problems with Kalim because of his family ‘possibly being thrown out of their jobs and home’ is so real now that Chapter 7 confirmed that the Asims own Jamil’s house and the Vipers live on Asim property. I had a feeling he was but it’s nice to see it verbally confirmed 😭
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#twisted wonderland#twst#twst spoilers#twst book 7 spoilers#jamil viper#kalim al asim#i am so excited to see how the boys develop after this book#but also how much of a shit (affectionate) Jamil will be to octavinelle#he is a professional hater#Oh! I also liked the little nuggets we got about the boys' families!#Kalim shopping with his dad#Jamil dreaming his whole family as rich after working so long and thinking his parents were too nice to hire thr Asims lol#only thing missing was Najma
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When I said Spain were violating child Labour regulations I didn’t think they actually were 😭
#lamine yamal#sure someone’s already shared this but help 💀#just rest him for the game man let him do his homework 😭#euro 2024#spain nt#I’ve actually looked more into this and it is a real law albeit unlikely to be enforced and €30k is a pittance in international football#just funny that if he plays it IS technically against German child Labour laws#but then again so was his debut for Barcelona’s 1st team when he was 15 so ! carries.#<- not to be misconstrued as being a hater I’m being tongue in cheek#wish all the best to him he’s a great young talent etc etc but yeah. Barcelona and Spain’s track record wirh teenage players does irk me#a little. hope we see some global restriction on professional minutes for minors but that’ll never happen 🤷♀️#it all feels great doing stuff young for your age when you’re 16 but then you turn around a few years down the line and realised it was#fucked up and you missed up on so much social development#praga
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I’m all for Unreliable Narrator Apollo™ straight up misremembering myths instead of admitting to myself that Rick got a few things wrong
Lester!Apollo: demigods can be so weird and unpredictable! When that Clytemnestra girl murdered her husband simply because he made one tiny little human sacrifice to me… yikes, am I right?
The same Apollo 2,000 years before, sending a 3rd volley of plague arrows straight into the Greek camp: Agamemnon when I get you. When I get you Agamemnon. Agamemnon when I get you
#HE’S SUCH A PROFESSIONAL HATER IN THE ILIAD#to clarify btw the sacrifice Agamemnon made was to Artemis not Apollo#and it was Agamemnon and Clytemnestra’s own daughter which is why Clytemnestra was Big Mad#later in an unrelated incident Apollo rained plague on the Greek camp bc Agamemnon kidnapped his priest’s daughter as a ‘bride prize’#I want Lester!Apollo to read the Iliad and be like. Oh. I’ve been misremembering this for centuries#also book 2 of the Iliad is one third boat catalog and two thirds Zeus playing a Mean Girl prank on Agamemnon#which is amazing#toa#trials of Apollo#Apollo#lester papadopoulos#rick riordan#riordanverse#Iliad#the iliad#Agamemnon#Clytemnestra#Greek gods#greek mythology#Trojan war
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the onion bought infowars. I repeat, the onion bought infowars
#lauren says things#the onion#infowars#i am experiencing a feeling not unlike a nov 5 feeling#except for people who have been terminally online in a very particular way#I've been obsessed with mis/disinformation since 2016#and one of my most beloved journalists ben collins#did truly incredible reporting on all the stuff that's been happening since then in the far right and elsewhere#and then a few years ago he was like#'I have to stop reporting on this stuff byeeeeee'#and quit being a journalist#and then he BOUGHT THE ONION#which is perhaps the best thing to do after sitting in the dregs of the internet for years#and now a former professional alex jones hater#owns all his shit#and is going to partner with everytown to do satire and raise awareness about gun violence#with the full support of the sandy hook parents#who he knows from his days reporting on one of the worst things to ever happen#also bluesky is down and that doesn't feel like a coincidence I think the onion broke it with this news#(or it is just a coincidence)#but anyway ben collins is my most parasocial relationship#he is literally just Some Guy I've been following on the internet for years#but this is like....the best possible outcome to all of these stories#anyway that's my niche good news for the day
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Bitter coworkers…
#back on my HC bs again…#timeman#time man#flashman#flash man#megaman#mega man#this is lowkey based on them working together from the end of the Archie comics#I know the Archie comics aren’t the best but it’s all I read so far 😭😭 idk where to find the manga </3#anyway#I see flash being professional in the work place#but has a very arrogant side#shows a lot more especially when talking to time#time hates him#he’s flash’s number 1 hater fr
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dumb and dumber (interchangeable)
tangled au sonic belongs to @passionartx
original under cut
#i’ve drawn a lot of the foxes but not their big brothers#they have a very funny dynamic#aka villain sonic is a professional hater and tangled sonic has no idea what he did to deserve the hate#i love them 🫶#the sillies#they cannot be left alone in a room together#villain au#sonic tangled au#sonic the hedgehog#2 of them#art
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Malleus looking at everyone else being happier than him:
#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#malleus draconia#disney twst#twst meme#twst malleus#malleus is just a professional hater#if he ain’t having a good day no one is having a good day#if his love life is in the garbage dump everyone’s love life is going to be trashy#malleus lowkey sounds like some Twitter users#or even better#a 4chan user#dude just doesn’t like people being happy if he isn’t#Yuu is the only exception to this#he is just salty
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(I'll draw this later)
Team V:
Stina:
Team V:
Stina: IM NOT SAYING 'GREAT JOB TEAM' THIS MEETING WAS SHIT!!
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc team valiant#team valiant#she fucking hates them#her least favorite people fr#she hates them so much#she would fight the sun for them though#most loyal professional hater#grumpiest of the grumps#Bronte wishes he was on her level of grumpy#stina heks
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OLD MAN ! i'm being bullied.
@nursing-on-a-poison
Oh dear. By who?
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I dont CARE that his hair up is the visual representation of current vs old self. I dont CARE that it represents his stupid and carefree self and his lack of trauma and killer instinct.
HES FUCKING UGLY
#everytime he ties his hair back a part of me dies#professional chicken hater#he may be traumatized but atleast hes hot#killer seven#seven#s5ep2 redeemed him but its not enough...#scissor seven#wu liuqi#ah liuqi#miss mei crazy falling for that egghead ahh
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one of the most upsetting details of the scene where marius whips armand in his book is not only the violence and abuse, but also what marius does afterwards. armand is crying and begging him to stop the entire time, he hates what's happening, but only by the end marius puts his blood on the wounds he left on armand, which he knows is pleasurable for humans. armand hated the punishment, he did not want it, but marius forces him to enjoy it at the end by giving him something armand can't help but like because of the effect vampire's blood has on humans. marius is conditioning armand to think he likes the whipping by giving him his blood only after being so vicious he opens wounds on armand's skin. he's basically doing stimuli based pavlov mindfuckery with armand. i want to strangle marius until he's foaming at the mouth.
#i'm sorry people who are like armand liked it and asked for it again afterwards! it was sexy!#what armand did with harlech was actual consensual whipping fun because both wanted to do it and got off on it#what marius did with armand was just abuse because armand did not want it and said no the entiiiire time. just to be pavloved afterwards#armand asks for it later bc he realizes letting marius whip him gives him marius' attention and blood. not bc he liked the whipping itself#marius negative#anti marius#i hope those two tags cover whatever people block to not see professional haterism towards that crusty cracker#the vampire armand#iwtv
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Maybe if I had said this a few weeks ago I would've said I'm biased but I'm genuinely getting so sick of seeing the hate on Lando.
I don't like seeing hate on any of the drivers but I want to bring Lando up because people can't seem to shut up about him lately and it's never for a good reason. "He's an overrated driver" "Lando just bottles he's a bad driver" "there he goes again winning dotd" "watch him be a crybaby over this" "Lando fans are the worst fans"
Like does this not get a bit tiring? Especially when you publicly hate a driver with no reason to, no one thinks you're cool for being an asshole to a real life person. There's drivers on the grid that I don't like, there's drivers on the grid who piss me off to no end while they're on track but I think I have enough self awareness and respect on myself and the drivers to not go into a comment section saying "Lando is overrated --->"
#Just like seeing so many people being like#I'm a professional lando hater cuz I just think#He looks annoying or his fans are bad#LIKE HUH????#Sorry what that's not his?? Fault??#And do not get me started on estie bestie hate.#f1#lando norris#ln4#formula one#mclaren f1#mclaren racing#And the whole “I don't have to like ANYONE”#Ik but it makes you rlly insufferable#Plus just try? Be a decent person idk
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He needs so much attention, all the time (Patreon)
#Doodles#Wander Over Yonder#Commander Peepers#Lord Hater#Wander#Death Glare#Wandering Eye#Those first two made me start a whole new page just to get them out of my head and then a bunch more followed lol#Early Death Glare maybe? First coming to terms with his massive crush? Just an average day of being Commander Peepers? Who's to say lol#The idea of him vibrating out of his skin trying to not act weird around Hater is very funny to me haha#How do act normal around the guy you like when it's just you two but in a professional setting?? Training didn't cover this#Meanwhile Hater is oblivious obviously haha#They have to be mismatched - one has to be like ''Oh grop I love him so much but can never tell him'' at a time for the max comedy of errors#Peepers is so small I can't get over it lol#And then a little Wandering Eye for the road <3 He can't be emotionally open so much of the time!#Anger is about it and even then it mostly manifests as frustration - he sublimates it into work as much as he can#Anger is hit or miss depending on what Hater's willing to put up with too ahh#Give this man a therapy session and a box of tissues pls#Is it because it's fun to draw his whole head/face crying? Shhhh that's irrelevant (it's not) lol#Wander always has a hug ready for whoever needs it <3#Sweet lad#Both of their feet are really fun to draw too haha - Peepers' are like plush and pillowy#While Wander's are so stretchy and squishy and silly haha they're fun to pose!#Been so happy with the points of contact lately as well ah ♪ Knees and ball of the feet touching the ground! Yes!
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Its kinda hilarious how Kabru is so utterly convinced that the Toudens are terrible people since A) his most recent piece of evidence is from that time their party protected them from ghouls and killed the monster that had wiped him and his party out and B) Because this is coming from the guy who perma-murdered multiple people a few minutes ago, and who reacted to the ghoul protection and monster defeating by low-key swearing vengence on them
like cmon my guy - he who throws the first stone and all that,,
#Im aware he doesnt know about the gold bugs but also how did this obviously expierienced adventurer not put two and two together#and clock that the big box of gold they picked up moments before dying was secretly a monster#Kabru may be a professional adventurer but hes also a professional hater and thats the important thing here#Dungeon Meshi#dungeon meshi liveblog#vol 5 chapter 33
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Sorry for being so inactive, life has been beating my ass up. But I went to Copenhagen and saw Olivia Rodrigo last night and I just randomly ran into Jeremy Allen White just now. He’s really nice!
#it’s so funny how I’m like professionally known as his hater#but he was very sweet and I told him I loved him I loved him in the bear#I didn’t snap a pic with him (but I did steal a picture snapshot of him)
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