#most loyal professional hater

[doodle-do-wop]

(I'll draw this later)

Team V:

Stina:

Team V:

Stina: IM NOT SAYING 'GREAT JOB TEAM' THIS MEETING WAS SHIT!!

[mrsparrasblog]

Randome TF141 headcanons

Some of them are weird. But I just know.

Price:

Never go to the toilet after him

has a hut in the forest for fishing but mostly ends up fucking a local in there

because this man is a whore

he is still the most loyal when he is in a relationship

his favorite food is Shepard's pie or red jelly but not the green one and no one understands why

has so hard Daddy issues that he fathers everyone

uses AXE dark temptation to get rid of the cigar smell in his house

smells like Tom Ford tobacco vanilla

his love language is gift - giving and acts of service

NSFW:

he is a munch everyone knows it but still he is the biggest munch

Breeding kink

He is a whore but just because he thinks he doesn't deserve more than a one nighstands , please give this man a soft wife to dot on - preferably me

he hates Anal sex but riming is okay in his cards

says he is straight but bottomed Simon and Johnny on many occasions and likes to get blowies from or favorite pretty boy :)

prefers hair down there

Ghost:

He only Shops at Lidl you will never see him at Tesco or Sainsbury, even with all the coupons and tricks Lidl is cheaper. You will never see him somewhere else.

He hates London with all his heart, if there were a hate page for London he would be the admin. Dirty tube, bad football, and too many tourists.

He has a deep hate against a parrot, if parrots have zero haters he is dead.

Read Jane Austin and enjoyed it.

Has a book of stupid jokes in his apartment and laughs about them

When he is in love he is the cutest man alive, but somehow still creepy, he knows your favorite things in everything even your favorite underwear company even tho you never told anyone.

uses 5 - 1 shampoo .... from Lidl (still very keen on hygiene) 

NSFW 

He watches stepsiblings' porn unapologetically 

Has a mommy kink. I could go into heavy detail about it

He isn't a rough lover more of a service Dom 

Doesn't care about hair down there

Soap: 

He sometimes feels left out in his family, his siblings have children and "normal" jobs. His family doesn't see his lifestyle as something to be proud of

Except for his mom, he is such a momma boy but in a good way.

Was a sperm doner once (more than once) but only because he is a good guy with fertile genes 

His mohawk was an accident, he decided it looked "fresh" so it stayed.

Watches DC instead of Marvel...... why?

Uses Hugo Boss, bottled Night, got it from his grandma, and never used anything else

NSFW: 

Gaz was his BI awakening: after las Almas and the broken shoulder he couldn't wank himself properly, and he got so frustrated because he couldn't even sleep properly with a woman because of it, and he didn't just want to go to the Pub and say "Hey my shoulder is broken can you wank me". So in his half-drunk state, he asked Gaz. And after promising each other they would never talk about it, Kyle did help him. Johnny never cummed that fast. He isn't sure if it was because of Kyle's skilled hands, Kyle's fucking hot body, or that he didn't have a wank in two weeks. And when Kyle licked his cum that was his awakening that he likes men and Women. Of course, he returned the favor after he was healed:)

His favorite porn category is Woman Masturbating or Male Masturbating, everything that is solo is 100000 times better than "real porn".

He lost his Virginity very Young to an older Woman. Johnny always flexed about this, but this isn't a reason to flex.

When you sleep with him - you need to be on the pill because he is mister fucks so hard that every condom breaks.

He wears lingerie sometimes - he pulls it better off than some of us :(

cums way too fast but can last like 4-6 rounds 

loves tit fucking

Gaz: 

smells like Bleu de Chanel 

had a more expensive skincare routine than you 

he loves skincare 

He grew up with two moms.

He loves listening to Taylor Swift. No one can convince me otherwise.

Is deeply in love with me

He played Rugby in school. If he hadn't joined the Military, he would be a professional Rugby player.

Kyle was still somehow that awkward kid in class. Even needed to change the school because he got bullied.

NSFW:

He was disappointed in Johnny's cock sucking skills, but Price is a different breed.

can pull anyone and is mister give everyone an orgasm, not once in his life did he let his lover unsatisfied

had a foursome once when he was like 23, with three girls who were obsessed with him, and who can judge them

he is a guy who doesn't kiss and tell

his fav porn category is Anal Sex

has a CNC kink but is afraid to ask

is shaven down there but doesn't care if you are or not.

I have so much more ahhhh

[incognito-lionbeast]

Also, sitting here thinking about a Mundane AU where SY & Airplane actually meet IRL. Like, at some point during one of their many needless arguments online, Great Master Airplane dares his almighty hater over DM’s to meet him at an upcoming ACG* convention to yell In Person if he’s so mad about it-- not even once considering that Cucumber might actually accept the invitation. Shit, now he’s gotta find money to go to a convention?! He’d already nearly wrecked his computer earlier this week...

They’re both a little stupid & in too deep to back down. RIP Internet Safety, but at least they’ll be in literally one of the most public places possible, right... haha...

It’s agreed that they’d meetup by one of the Official booths (of a shared interest), and shockingly Airplane is the first one there. Just. Awkwardly piddling around on his phone for a while, honestly hoping that Cucumber-bro had chickened out. Like, sure, he’d have wasted money on nothing, but yknow??? Maybe this wasn’t a great idea???? Actually??

Until he gets a Ping over Legally-Distinct-WeChat, asking if the weird guy in a tacky button-down--the one staring at his phone--is him. And rather, Shen Yuan’s only late because he decided to bring one of his older brothers. Y’know, he has that privilege. Though, upon confirmation that this “friend” of Yuan’s is just Some Guy, his brother doesn’t stick around them too long.

Neither Shen Yuan nor Airplane know what to do. Admittedly, neither had planned past this point. Though, inwardly, Airplane’s a little annoyed that apparently?? His #1 hater is some scrawny, conventionally attractive rich kid.

Outwardly, Airplane decides that he’s going to treat this situation like he would online, as much as he possibly could, anyway. He also refuses to use the very obvious Given Name SY’s brother used, preferring to call SY “Cucumber-bro” -- A little professional distance between he & his loyal “fan”. Not that Shen Yuan is complaining. He’s not sure what he was expecting Airplane to be like, but this annoying early 20-something felt about right.

Though, somehow... all of this accumulates into them just sorta. Hanging Out. Awkwardly at first, but the banter picks up after they’ve had some time to get used to being around each other. If Shen Yuan was the sort of person to admit to these things, he’d almost say he was having fun. Neither of them, but especially not Airplane, have actually had friends to hang out with for a while...

Frankly, Shen Yuan kinda forgot what it was like to be social with people who weren’t family... and after some consideration, he realises this guy seems really lonely. Airplane dodges any conversation about real life, friends, or family like the plague--whether its his or Shen Yuan’s. The only acceptable “family” he’ll talk about is Luo Binghe’s (which, frankly, Shen Yuan is much more interested in, anyway).

In the novel, Luo Binghe’s parents never really made an appearance, so hearing about Tianlang-Jun & Su Xiyan directly from the author was a little exciting?? And maybe a tad infuriating. Wasted potential. So much wasted potential.

At some point, Shen Yuan’s righteous indignation manages to squeak out the confession that Airplane’s dirt poor & gutted his own story because... well, that’s what made money. It is what it is. Sorry you hate it so much, but then--like he’s been saying the whole time, why’d you keep reading it??? Not that he minds. To be honest, responding to your vitriol is the highlight of his day. Wouldn’t be the same if you gave up.

Shen Yuan asks if he’s really happy with that?? And well, no, of course not! But based on how liberal Shen Yuan’s been with his money throughout the course of the ‘con, he clearly wouldn’t understand what it’s like, huh? Angry lil rich kid getting mad online at shit he could easily stay away from. So, unless you wanna admit that you actually really like it, then he’s not accepting criticism at this time. :v

ANYWAY, inb4 Shen Yuan promotes himself from “hater” to “editor” -- nearly on the spot, but he manages to restrain himself til after they’ve parted ways... many days later, still thinking about their conversation. Something, something You can you up...

Which. Of the possible outcomes, Airplane had really expected their meeting to be a one-and-done situation, but now Cucumber-bro’s paying his train fair to drag him & his ~vibrant personality~ out of his comfort zone (his shitty apartment) and back into the Real World. Because this is perfectly reasonable human behaviour?! Though, honestly, Shen Yuan’s family is just happy to see him finally applying himself, so they don’t mind indulging them.

For the record, though, Shen Yuan’s sister is the only one who really knows who Airplane IS... and she thinks it’s really quite funny. And she can’t wait til Yuan’s comfortable enough to actually bring him home. Then she can show Mr. Airplane her brother’s stash of Luo Binghe merch. (✿◡‿◡)

Get adopted, loser.

All in all, though, fine! If this guy wants to throw money at him so they can Fix his story?? Sure, why not! He’d say he’s had worse first dates, but would imply that Airplane’s dated before. And that that first encounter was a date, but yknow in retrospect. Might as well have been.

but anyway, this got way longer than I meant it to. So I’m capping it there. >u< I still have Thoughts (many of them!), but they are mostly “I would like them to kiss.”

[doctorwyvern]

been feeling sick recently. anyway headcanon time!

totally not just doing this to avoid my wips

Kyborg (the mighty)

he keeps an author morgan style journal with little doodles and stuff. not saying they’re good but he does it anyway. definitely helped him keep track of everything when he was in the evirwinter woods

chronic pain haver

chronic pain DENIER. will push through it (even if he hurts himself stupidly)

so so painfully stubborn. dude you can take a break no one is gonna judge you homie stop being so tense

i personally hc that elves can choose to sleep or to trance and kyborg exclusively trances so never dreams

if/when he does fully sleep he has very vivid dreams

his hair is super long and he does his best to keep it combed and neat

however sometimes he doesn’t take care of himself and it can easily turn into a greasy rats nest

but most times he just keeps it down or in a half updo

and when he’s extra attentive he decorates it just like he and his family would.

worlds best social cue misser

sooo mentally ill. later on he talks with dr ahem and they develop a friendship. they meet up when not on missions and kinda just talk

this makes dr ahems confession a million times worse btw

professional hater

Mudd

SOOO AUTISTIC

and transmasc

never ever takes off his cape. it’s nice and heavy on his shoulders and back and he likes that

very expressionless and kinda blunt

also misinterprets social cues but instead of spouting nonsense hes confused by other peoples nonsense (does this make sense?)

runs from his problems (literally and metaphorically)

would rather die then ever confront his family ever

he is so neurological disabled to me.

he’s always had memory problems all throughout his life, but shaman seuss definitely messed up his brain worse with those memory rocks

has a hard time telling his fake memories from his real memories

sometimes forgets clay was never real because of his fake memories

chronic headaches. maybe from those enchanted rocks,? they get worse after his arc

his bag is soo full of random cool (non magical) rocks he finds

sometimes super loud (especially when he’s excited) and gets embarrassed about it

he was brought up as a royal and is sometimes too weirdly formal

hates loud sounds so bad. covers / pulls on his ears when it’s too loud

Bart! Bart! Bart!

coolest sideburns in the west

i know his canon design has him barefoot but i reject that. this man wears leather boots

hopeless romantic

soo queer. just in all the ways. pansexual and gender-fluid because he can’t decide for shit

Expert navigator! can get around anywhere

definitely nosy. digs into stuff that is none of his business

drama lover

scarily good with a dagger

also keeps a journal but mostly for doodling cool people he sees when he’s out and about

extremely patient. he’s like a saint

also loyal, especially to gum gum

when he was done sailing on the jebadiah he immediately set out to find gum gum again

he was fiercely protective of gum gum in the orphanage

doenst understand sheet music

but he’s a musical master. he can make up songs anytime with anything

very craft. after all he fashioned himself a little lute and taught himself to sing

tries to be very non judgmental (ahem ahem he’s like the only one who tries to be nice to slique)

for the longest time he thought his parents didn’t care about him but he was ECSTATIC to meat omar and tsimsun

Gum Gum!!!

has a big book of flowers (with pictures!)

knows how to hand sew and patches his own clothes (albeit a little haphazardly)

when he was younger he would genuinely believe anyhting you told him about his parents

that’s why he never looked for his mom because someone told him she died

constantly imagining what his dad could look like

honestly refuses to casually take his hat off

bart has to struggle to get him to take care of his hair because of this

he has super thick hair and hates to get it cut so he has a weird mullet going on

heavy sleeper + snores

sometimes he just likes to sit back when people are talking and listen

sometimes nonverbal

also autistic (perhaps med support needs?)

haates it when he thinks people aren’t taking him seriously

has a gnarly dog bite scar on his arm from when he was younger ( 👀 ! )

wears the same coat and hat all the time

picky eater

bart always helps to accommodate him and is patient when he tries to speak. this means so much to me btw. they are literally brothers

talks in a like funny way. idk how to explain this he just does this in canon.

sometimes repeats the words he hears

i forget what this is called

i have a fever as i’m typing this so i hope it’s comprehensive. OK BYE

[butmakeitgayblog]

I have a strong dislike for the people on the fringes of Alycia's core friends group. They are the ones who make the little comments about her fanbase while her core friends have embraced her fanbase.

Well I'm not entirely sure who you're even talking about or what happened, but generally speaking idrgaf what people think anyway. People always got opinions on every damn thing you do, think, feel, and enjoy, and some people just like to ridicule the things that don't fall entirely within their own little hiveminded interests. Some people really never mentally leave high school, they're eternally the class bully, so it's not even worth paying attention to. So that's a pretty good point to start at. Like what you like, ignore other people.

That being said, my opinion on this is - in a general sense - split, because tbh it is true that there is a decent portion of her fanbase who act absolutely fucking wild and inappropriate, and it is weird. If you've ever ventured into her comments section? My insides necrotize instantaneously from embarrassment on her behalf more often than not. And they do it under other people's posts that involve her too! They'll dm her friends and costars asking about her, jump on people's IG lives and only talk about her (they used to do this to poor Colman regularly, god bless and protect that man), I've seen them do really fucking creepy location tracking on her friends/bf to try and pry into her personal life.

Like. She does have fans that do overstep lines on a regular basis and it is gross and weird. That behavior should be called out, and it makes sense that it is fucking tiring to deal with. I'm sure Alycia complains about it to them herself! I would too! I would also get tired if under every single post - including posts about new projects and new work I've done - people spammed it with messages about old roles that I had finished years prior. I would also get annoyed if people constantly made directly sexual comments right to me and my posts without any regard to my comfort. I would feel embarrassed af if people went to my friends pages and left those same comments, or ignored my friend's wonderful accomplishments just to talk about me. It's not hard to be decent to someone, and yet some people just do not care.

On the flip side of that, some people are just professional haters and extremely pretentious/self aggrandizing. Some people truly are only happy when they're ridiculing other people because it gives them self-validation 🤷‍♀️. Most ardent fans of celebs tend to be women as well, and historically anything women do or like is cause for shaming and mocking because misogyny and internalized misogyny is very real. A dude can know literally every single piece of trivia about their favorite athlete and follow their entire career and they're just deemed "a loyal fan", but a woman could know a bunch of factoids about her fave celeb and support their career and suddenly she's "a weird obsessive fanatic." There's always going to be double standards, which is why I say at some point you have to just like what you like and say fuck you to everything else. Especially when you're a queer woman (which the majority of her fans are) and your interest is intrinsically queer-based, because whew buddy the only thing worse than a woman liking things is a gay woman liking things.

Ya know. Cuz we're icky 🥰😘

[writingonleaves]

meet our oc - amelie fishel

reckless driving au masterlist

**spoiler free!!**

The basics!

Amelie Iris Fishel was born on June 11, 2002 in Detroit, Michigan

Her mother, Elise is of French descent and her father, Thomas is a quarter Filipino on his mother’s side. 

Amelie studied at the University of Michigan from 2020-2024 on a full scholarship, graduating with a double degree in communications and design. 

She worked with the Michigan Athletic Department as a photographer, photographing practically every single sport at the college. She was assigned to photograph the men’s hockey team a good amount, thus becoming familiar with the players.

In her last two years, she was the TA in classes that Adam Fantilli, Rutger McGroarty, Gavin Brindley, Luca Fantilli and Nick Moldenhauer took. 

With her time photographing the hockey team, she became the closest (relatively to the others) to Ethan Edwards

Dated twice in college

First time was more casual with a girl named Sara that she met in one of her classes freshmen year. Ended up just fizzling out. They’re still friendly

Second time was more serious with Cooper Volt, a guy on the baseball team

Dated for a little over a year; broke up January of her junior year

Hoping to photograph sports at the professional level

She has two older sisters and is close with both of them.

Colette Susanna is six years older than Amelie. She works for Kate Spade in New York City in fashion merchandising. 

Charlotte Marie is four years older than Amelie. She is studying at Stanford University for her PhD in Physics. 

Danced all throughout her childhood until she graduated high school. At her most intense, she was dancing close to 20 hours a week. She danced a bit in college, but not as intense. 

Nicknames include Ami aka ah-mee (by Ethan and her sisters), Mimi (by Adam)

Key character traits: stubborn, ambitious, rational, blunt, loyal

Clothing style: headbands, bows, hair scarves, etc etc. Amelie loves having some sort of fabric in her hair. 

Bisexual

Meets Jack Hughes during the summer of 2024, when she’s staying at Stanley and Ruth’s — her grandparents — new lakehouse that’s located on the same street as Quinn and Jack’s lakehouse in Bloomington, Michigan. 

She had already known Luke from when they overlapped in college.

Random fun tidbits!

The kind of person who has very few close friends than a bunch of friends (quality over quantity vibes)

Attaches memories to place a lot, to the point where it’s sometimes detrimental

Textbook introvert

Observes and adapts very seamlessly to her surroundings, which helps her photography career

Beer hater

Very good pool player

Sweet tooth - always has some sort of chocolate with her at all times

Favorite musical artists: 5 Seconds of Summer, Chelsea Cutler, Lizzy McAlpine, Miley Cyrus, Maggie Rogers, Noah Kahan 

Big musical theater fan — some of her favorite musicals are The Last Five Years, Dogfight, Waitress and In The Heights

Out of the three Fishel sisters, Amelie is often seen as the most emotional yet hardest to crack.

Will always sing in the car

Loves La La Land

[tacticaldivine]

I just found out about Daccapri, she seems really neat :) I do have questions:

• So her parents are Argosax and Arius? How did that go down? To what extent did she know her parents?

• Since Lucia trained her, what's their relationship like? On a scale of "I taught her what I know then we went our separate ways" to "she's basically my daughter"?

• How did she get involved with Nero and the crew?

• Where did she learn her gunsmithing skills? What kind of guns does she make, and does she use them?

• Tell us more about this demon witch that possesses her sometimes, assuming that's still canon.

Thanks I'm glad you think she is neat uvu I’m gonna tell you rn; we do not live and die by canon in this house I be making this shit up so you just need to trust me. A lot of her stuff borders into Bayonetta lore too

 So her parents are Argosax and Arius? How did that go down? 

Her parents are actually Arius and the demon witch Fortuna

It all started 500 years ago. Her mother was a human born witch who went to Hell to escape the persecution of her coven, making a pact with the demon known as Fortuna to ensure her safety.

Fortuna had aided Sparda in his crusade against Mundus; she absolutely takes it personal when she finds out the island named after her worships him. Fortuna is an extremely petty being, a professional hater if you would, holding a grudge against the guy who sealed her off with the rest of the demons is expected.

Emerging after several hundred years after being summoned by Arius. Her mind consumed by her pact demon, Fortuna wants nothing more than to get revenge on humanity, starting with the Legendary Dark Knight who chose to save them. 

Fortuna takes to Arius cause they’re both cartoony ass villains, they wanna reclaim Earth for demonkind. They make a baby, the two of them do a silly little magic ritual to make the baby a vessel for Argosax. 

Fortuna wanted to inhabit the vessel and Arius who’s spent his entire life building to this point ends up using her own weapon to slay her, sealing her inside of it. A weapon Daccapri gains once Arius is killed.

To what extent did she know her parents?

Daccapri was raised by Arius so she knows him very well. Their relationship is very complicated. He treats her like a pet more than a person. And she doesn’t know any better so Daccapri spends most of her life assuming that this is normal. No matter what awful tests she’s subjected to she is fiercely loyal to Arius, her only family. While Arius is incredibly strict and blunt with her, I like to think under all that he does care for her.

She takes after him. Dressing in expensive clothes, behaving with great composure; she maintains a coquettish and level-headed illusion. The façade tends to come undone during combat or moments of intense emotions, revealing her aggressive and crude self.

Daccapri doesn’t really know Fortuna or Argosax. She hears Fortuna’s voice in her head, goading her on, her blood singing to eviscerate Sparda’s kin whenever she’s around one of them. 

Daccapri only knows of Argosax through texts. A distinct flavor of dread that haunts her, an unknown legacy to live up to that instinctively she knows is bad but it's what she was made for, her sole purpose for existing.

Since Lucia trained her, what's their relationship like? On a scale of "I taught her what I know then we went our separate ways" to "she's basically my daughter"?

I would describe it more as a sibling type bond but mentor/pupil is definitely more fitting I do agree. Either way they do not get along at all, more of a “I’m disappointed that you let yourself become the monster they made you to be” kind of way. Lucia spent countless hours training her during her time as a Secretary and then once again later when she became a Protector. Both of them raised to be weapons by the same man, they argue about how they should and should not be using said powers. Lucia believes it best to remove her from the equation entirely, Daccapri's mind already slipping; who knows when she'll finally lose control.

Lucia’s relationship with Matier is her saving grace, but Lucia does not show this same patience to Daccapri. Meanwhile Daccapri, who’s only idea of love, familial or otherwise, is absolute control over another person, hates being told what to do; especially from a Secretary. Daccapri recognizes Lucia’s skill but her inflated ego has her believing she’s above anyone around her. Unfortunately for both of them; she is able to back up said ego with combat prowess thanks to her demonic blood. 

How did she get involved with Nero and the crew?

Following her departure from Dumary Island, Daccapri ends up becoming an Information Broker. Her time with the Uroboros Corp at least comes in handy for something. Lucia, who has little trust that she’ll keep herself out of trouble, asks Dante to watch her.

She is turned away from DMC at first, so she uses her own connections to establish herself as a decent fixer. Impressed by her strong will and resourcefulness earning the respect of the accomplished hunter, she works for Lady post DMC2. 

During this time she slowly meets them all as Lady spends a fair amount of time entangled with the crew. Her connection with Lady is what helps establish herself amongst other information brokers. It also puts her directly at odds with Dante, who’s involvement with Lady results in countless collateral charges. 

As for how she meets Nero? She first learned of him through her time spent visiting The Order on Fortuna. Though she did not pay attention to him at first, more enamored with the recent success of Credo; a human having survived the Ascension Ceremony with his mind in tact. 

She would properly meet Nero and Nico sometime between 4 and 5 when Morrison sends them to her to collect job details. A love of supernatural weaponry unites her and Nico. Her and Nero however? The pair are volatile together, constantly egging the other on. Unstoppable Force meets Immoveable Object.

Daccapri takes to Nero the most because she enjoys toying with him. She also sees a bit of herself in him. She also wants to completely eviscerate him due to the age old grudge she was made to fulfill but its easily overcome with the power of friendship! He gives as good as he gets and she's absolutely enthralled at having to earn his respect, she loves a good challenge.

After the fall of the Qliphoth, Daccapri steps in as the primary informant for Nico and him and even accompanies them on missions.

Where did she learn her gunsmithing skills? What kind of guns does she make, and does she use them?

She learns them during her time with Uroboros. In my perfect little world, she would have learned from Agnus. (Whether that could be "canon" or not really idc cause she would have encountered The Order when funding their research so it doesn't matter when) She has a preference for making Devil Arms, she has a disdain for the stink of gunpowder and prefers any alternative. Despite this she wields Arius’s revolver, though she does end up heavily modifying it. She tends to use regular guns more as a melee weapon than as a ranged weapon, unless you count throwing it at someone at Mach speed(which I do at least).

She does try to use magic to concentrate bullets but regular weaponry tends to jam or stall at the rate she fires them. It's easier to avoid it entirely.

She herself uses a big stupid fuck off OP weapon that’s a gift from her mother. It's like Pandora’s box but bigger and gaudier. She spends most of her time studying it to try and replicate it, all attempts have failed but it's her own pet project.

I haven't sat down to properly draw her arsenal yet,,, my apologies

Tell us more about this demon witch that possesses her sometimes, assuming that's still canon.

So the demon witch that possesses her sometimes is actually her Mother, Fortuna. 

Fortuna is my Bayonetta OC. At this time she doesn't have a design so I'll give you Daccapri's Trigger design that invokes her

Madama Fortuna, was a former angel who spurned Iustita and wished to take over them rather than be just a servant to them. Cast out of Paradiso, she took well to the shadows of Inferno. Should a conjurer sign a contract and trade her soul, the demon will bestow her [[enourmous power and great wisdom]]

Witches who do their research can utilize her blinding lust for conquest to overwhelm her better judgment to manipulate the demon to their will. Following the witch's fall, they are destined to live out all eternity in her circle. Souls brave enough to fuse with her, or romance her, will become attached to her gown where she flaunts them for intimidation.

Fortuna grants her conjurer what is essentially plot armor. While the user is blessed with good luck, all those around her are given her misfortune. The last witch to enter into a pact with her was able to survive the Witch Hunts but wasn’t able to save anyone else during the war due to how her passive ability works.

To what extent this ability affects Daccapri, having both the Fortuna’s blood and her soul bound to her weapon, is unknown at this time.

The human disguise Fortuna wears is the last witch to willingly enter a pact with her.

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I think that's everything. Hope that was somewhat helpful! Thank you for the question

[scratchybongvt]

Mascot life hacks! (Sidemascots 1.14)

Starring…

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

…

Vinicius: Sumi?

Sumi: Yeah?

Vinicius: Have you noticed that the crew still has 9 members, not 10?

Sumi: Oh, yeah. What happened to the poll?

Vinicius: Tom, Moongcho and Zakumi are tied.

Sumi: Well THAT is a waste of our time.

(Vinicius’ phone rings)

Vinicius: From Tom: I’ve decided to not join the Sidemascots 1.14 because I can and I just did. Try again next time.

(Sumi’s phone rings)

Sumi: From Bandabi: On behalf of Moongcho, I’ve decided to not join the Sidemascots as I take care of our pet in a coma.

Vinicius: Which can only mean…

Zakumi: Zamina Mina, eh eh, Waka waka eh eh eh! Zamina mina zangalewa, it’s time for Africa!

Sumi: This is going to be a long night…

Mascot life hacks!

Vinicius: Burke? Are you here?

Sumi: I think he left to play another session of Overwatch 2.

(Everyone laughed)

Vinicius: He’s not going to be first anyway. Sidemascots, think of a 5-minute, troom troom-esque life hack that solves one of our “common problems” we’ve listed here!

Sumi: the life hack with the most points gets a MASSIVE PAY RISE!

Everyone: ooh…

Vinicius: The life hack with the LEAST points gets KICKED OFF THE SHOW!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Vinicius: And… feature in troom troom’s next video…

Everyone: WHAT?

(Vinicius laughed manically with a thunder effect in the background)

Disclaimer: This video is for entertainment purposes ONLY. Under NO circumstances you should do any of the life hacks features without supervision from a professional shithouse.

Because it is for entertainment purposes only, this does NOT have any intention of offending sports fans, Africans, vegans, carnivores, Sumi and @crackheadfromsainsburys.

Sidemascots is completely neutral about every mascot, and may apologize for killing Phryge haters and lovers in favor of mascot neutrality.

Vinicius

Sumi: Is it about sabotaging your least favorite club, Vini?

Vinicius: Yes!

Sumi: Well then…

Vinicius: Not Fluminense, they’re eliminated from the Libertadores, thank god. I’m sabotaging Atletico Mineiro.

Sumi: What?!

Vinicius: I’m loyal to Rio de Janeiro!

Sumi: Apart from Fluminense?

Vinicius: Apart from Fluminense.

Sumi: Where’s the “life hack”

Vinicius: This is where the life hacks comes in… attach knifes into seats where Mineiro fans are supposed to sit!

Sumi: This is life hacks about solving a common problem, not sabotaging a group!

Vinicius: Don’t be a sore loser, Sumi!

Sumi: 1/10.

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Vinicius: But I-

Sumi: The decision is FINAL.

Vinicius: I also rate-

Sumi

Vinicius: 1/10.

Sumi: But-

Vinicius: You do know I also rate too. The decision is FINAL.

Wenlock: How about you shut up and listen?

Vinicius: Fine. 1/10 anyway.

Sumi: I’ve finally found a solution for people who always have their personal maple syrup being “borrowed” by a lot of people!

Wenlock: By your friends?

Sumi: By the entire people of Canada!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Tina: I think I’m going to be sick…

Sumi: my idea is to put a taser inside the bottle so that no one can ever touch it again!

Vinicius: 0/10.

Sumi: What’s wrong?!

Vinicius: #1, it’s lethal. #2, taser possession is illegal in Canada.

Sumi: Fine! Something worse.

Everyone: WORSE?!

(Fast forward to midnight)

(Someone breaks out of Sumi’s personal home, runs into a kitchen and about to open the fridge)

Sumi: Wait for it… wait for it… WAIT FOR IT…

(The fridge is opened, but immediately traps the person who opened it. The sound of a saw buzzing can be heard inside)

Vinicius: HOLY SHIT! You killed him!

Sumi: I know, it’s lethal.

Vinicius: I would rather have YOU holding a taser in Canada than turning a normal fridge into a deadly booby trap!

Sumi: NO MORE BORROWING FROM ME! YIPPEE!

Vinicius: Wait, where’s the actual maple syrup?

Sumi: Don’t worry, it’s in safe hands.

(Transition to one of the biggest vaults in the world he built just to guard his maple syrup)

Miraitowa

Miraitowa: Despite the advanced technology my country has invented…

Sumi: “Japan is living in 2050” vibes…

Miraitowa: Unfortunately one of the most unsolvable problems is depression. That’s why we have a dedicated forest.

Wenlock: So you want to solve that problem?

Vinicius: Just read manga for the most part!

Miraitowa: My life hack is to tape plushies of me and Someity and pray for them every single day. To be honest, the Mirasome fanbase has started to become a religion.

Vinicius: (whispers) so much for some default Olympic mascot…

Miraitowa: I heard that!

Vinicius: Sorry!

Sumi: Do you think you can solve depression in Japan?

Miraitowa: Absolutely!

Vinicius: We’ll wait for the result next month, but for now. 1/10.

Miraitowa: 1/10?!

Vinicius: When you say “you can solve depression in Japan”, I doubt it.

Miraitowa: Why are you acting so harsh today?

Sumi: Snap out of it, Vini! SNAP OUT OF IT!

Tina: Maybe I presume he’s pissed after Sumi rated his idea of sabotaging a football club 1/10?

Sumi: Could be.

Vinicius: My anger has NOTHING to do with you!

Sumi: Pffffffft…

Wenlock

Wenlock: I’ve been scrolling through X lately and saw people being obsessed over a religious mascot.

Sumi: Finally, someone who doesn’t like Miraitowa.

(Everyone laughed)

Miraitowa: WHAT?!

Wenlock: So I thought…

Vinicius: CUT! BEFORE WE START A RELIGIOUS WAR! OR EVEN WORSE! GET DEMONETIZED!

Sumi: 0/10. This is getting worse.

Honohon

Honohon: Ever upset of your “pretend friend” chasing after you?

Vinicius: Who?

Honohon: Uzumin, obviously.

(Multiple bangs at the door can be heard)

Uzumin: LET ME IN! LET ME IN!

Sumi: What’s the life hack?

Honohon: Snap the fingers and let him slowly die…

(Fire was heard on the door)

Uzumin: I’M AN ASIAN PARA GAMES MASCOT, GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Tina: It’s genius.

Vinicius: Genius, yes. Life hack, no. 1/10.

Sumi: At least it makes a good fireplace. Hold as I find some Lunchly crackers, some outdated marshmallows and Feastables!

Vinicius: Still.

Everyone: NO! 3/10!

Honohon: Yippee!

Burke

Vinicius: Burke! Burke?

(Burke runs into the studio and pants)

Sumi: (eats some crap s’mores) mmmmmmm, where did you go this whole time?

Burke: I’ve just read Sidemascots 1.9 and realized what happened…

(Everyone gasped)

Vinicius: We never had an episode 9!

Burke: Look, you guys just killed the Phryges, the actual mascots of Paris 2024, because of a request from a Phryge hater!

Vinicius: I thought Ettie was the mascot.

Burke: NO! You guys has been tricked by a Dutch/Polish/Pretend English dark arts mastermind this whole time!

(Everyone gasped)

Miraitowa: The @crackheadfromsainsburys villain arc is starting to make a LOT of sense.

Sumi: I thought Tom was worse…

Vinicius: We were ALWAYS opinion-neutral, how could we fall under the hands of a person who has opinions that contradicts with others?!

Crackhead: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! YOU BRATS FOUND OUT?!

Burke: It’s the end of YOUR villain arc, Sainsbury!

Crackhead: SO ARE YOU! (shoots laser beam towards Burke)

(The moment intensified as the laser beam gets closer and closer to Burke)

…

…

…

…

…

(The beam got deflected by Burke’s VAR review screen and into Crackhead’s head)

Burke: LONG LIVE MASCOT NEUTRALITY! (Kisses VAR for a long period of time)

Vinicius: Holy shit!

Sumi: Forget episode 9! Forget Powder’s ungodly death! Forget TzTa! Forget the pole vault challenge! This is one of the most CONTROVERSIAL statements from a mascot fan IN HISTORY!

Miraitowa: Apart from “I don’t ship Someitowa” from you-know-who.

(@sashley1912 burst into the studio)

Sashley: YES! (Kicks Crackhead’s head)

Vinicius: She’s dead Sacha.

Sashley: Oh. VIVE LA FRANCE! HOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

Sumi: Sacrebleu…

Burke: Do I get anything?

Vinicius: No.

Everyone: 10/10!

Vinicius: BIASED!

Everyone: NO! ALL HAIL THE GREAT LEADER OF MASCOT NEUTRALITY!

Burke: I love Mirasome specifically, but I’m truly… humbled.

Sashley: Rest in peace Phryges. Parting is such sweet sorrow… mama always love you.

Borobi

Vinicius: Sidemascots, you do not came up with a more creative life hack as expected.

Sumi: Everyone stop being boring af and start whoop ASS!

Everyone: ROGER!

Borobi: Great, I have a creative one in mind mate! There’s a problem in my country…

Vinicius: Not this again…

Borobi: That people would throw boomerangs and marmites for no reason mate!

Sumi: How hard is it to stop- OW!

Borobi: sorry, I couldn’t resist throwing Marmite at people…

Vinicius: If your muscles couldn’t stop throwing crap at people, then how do you stop them?

Borobi: Tada! A Richmond guernsey! Richmond are so bad this Premiership season that even flying projectiles avoid it!

(Vinicius throws Marmite back to Borobi)

Borobi: OW!

Vinicius: Wow, it’s super effective. 9/10 Borobi!

Borobi: I don’t think you understand the purpose mate…

Tina

Tina: Ever pissed because AC Milan just beat Real Madrid and not even Inter can win against Manchester City? Here’s the life hack to push out your anger!

Vinicius: Finally! Something that is useful! For once…

Tina: First, cover your ears.

Vinicius: Check.

Tina: Then your nose…

Sumi: Check.

Tina: Your mouth.

Vinicius: Why?

Tina: and your eyes.

Sumi: This is getting unnecessary…

Tina: Then think of things that made you upset, let me demonstrate.

(Tina covers her ears, nose, mouth and eyes and sit down)

(There was silence for minute)

Vinicius: So?

Sumi: So?

(More silence)

Vinicius: This life hack is lame-o! 1/10-

(The whole stadium explodes)

Someity

Vinicius: You’re thinking of a life hack that can stop carnivores from invading your home, which is very offensive and I rate it a 0/10.

Someity: How did you know?

Vinicius and Sumi: Scripting!

Someity: Oh haha. Carnivores.

Zakumi

Zakumi: In South Africa there’s no internet.

Burke: Wait a minute…

Zakumi: What?

Burke: There IS internet in South Africa! I’ve just looked up the submarine cable map #ad and found some internet cables “accidentally” being laid from South Africa!

Zakumi: Lies! Lies!

Sumi: No excuses Zakumi.

Vinicius: Are you trying make fun of us making fun of Africa?

Zakumi: Uhhhh… yeah?

Sumi: Zakumi, this is an inclusive mascotverse fanfiction in 2024, not some kind of racist novel in the 60s!

Zakumi: Oh…

Vinicius: -1/10!

The final results!

Vinicius: None of your life hacks actually help anything.

Sumi: But at least we had fun… in a different way.

Vinicius: This is the first time we actually enjoyed making a Sidemascots episode since “Finish or forfeit”! Ah the glory days…

Sashley: Pray for drunk Paralympic Phryge…

Sumi: The mascot with the BEST execution is Burke!

Burke: I’ll not replying to hate comments from @crackheadfromsainsburys and her friends! Make art, not war!

Vinicius: With that, Burke’s salary for the Sidemascots increased from $2.50/episode to $214/episode! Cha-ching!

Burke: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Even the highest player salary at Barcelona was higher than that! *snaps fingers*, $599/episode!

Vinicius and Sumi: WHAT?!

Burke: Do NOT underestimate me!

Sumi: Fine. The mascot who’s kicked out the show is… surprise, surprise, Zakumi!

Vinicius: That’s for offending the people in your own country! Good luck getting back home!

Zakumi: It was just… a joke.

(@sashley1912 breaks Zakumi’s neck)

Sumi: Did you forgot the epic forfeit?

Vinicius: Oh yeah. Cancel troom troom. I’ll do it later. Anyways,

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1!

Sumi: If you hate Crackhead, SMASH that like button now! If you love Crackhead, also SMASH that like button now! (We do not accept hate comments, thank you.) 50k likes are desperately needed and fully appreciated!

Vinicius: What do you want to see from next week’s episode of the Sidemascots? Comment or send a question in the bio!

Sumi: Remember to-

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Sumi: What? I didn’t finish my catchphrase! Hey! Hello!

…

@crackheadfromsainsburys will return…

In season 2. Haha.

[wickmitz]

I wonder if there are ships from Lackadaisy that you don't like, or don't understand?

there are plenty of ships i don’t enjoy or don’t understand in every fandom i’m in! it’s a rather normal phenomenon for most, honestly, even if they’re not so vocal about it. for example, i talked about zibw1ck in this ask, where i explained why i didn’t understand the romantic appeal -- and my dislike for the portrayal of it, to put it more aptly. which, usually, most if not all of my distaste towards a ship is due to the fans behind it and their treatment of the characters, or the other ships the characters are in, or it’s a dislike based on my personal preferences! and i try keeping an open mind too, like i can be sold on a ship rather easily if someone discusses it with me and i enjoy their take … after all, you are always one really good fanfic, art, or analysis away from being swayed towards any particular thing! so i like people keeping that in mind when i talk about things i’m not fond of! i promise i’m not always a hater, even if i have more passion for talking about things i don’t like within online spaces. but with all that preamble aside, i suppose i can name some lackadaisy ships i don’t like or don’t understand!

asa/atlas : i don’t like this one at all. mainly due to my hatred of asa sweet’s character but also based on my personal belief that despite their childhood camaraderie and eventual allies relationship they weren’t close the way you’d expect normal best friends to be. i don’t think atlas has the capacity to get close to people in a sense where you truly feel special to him, or like he’s being particularly vulnerable with you. asa is likely the same way, honestly! in their line of work ( which is violent crime ) there isn’t much wiggle room for genuine bonds built solely on affection for one another. it’s always about the pros and the cons, what this person can give you, a slow stripping of humanity that leaves nothing left but a resource rather than a person. they were fond of one another, sure! i wouldn’t ever refute that! but they both would put their businesses before each other in a heartbeat, and they both knew this as well. makes it hard to see their professional relationship in a more sappy manner, i suppose! ( i also just firmly believe atlas would loathe asa for how he starts treating the lackadaisy, and by extension, mitzi and mordecai after his passing. though i understand that’s a personal hc of mine! )

nico/mordecai/serafine : love their canon dynamic, although i’m weary about romance being a thing between these three. mordecai makes it very obvious anytime they’re together that he does not like them, does not trust them, and all of this distaste is only futhered when serafine and nico brand him against his will … after the two accidentally use atlas as a means of pushing their beliefs and agenda onto him. these vibes are rancid and extremely dark, which is the allure for me, though might not be what other people like about this ship. maybe they just enjoy two attractive people hauling their boytoy around? or simply like their comedic potential when they’re together? something about fandom’s beloved tradition of opposites attract? if that’s the case, then i’m not very fond of that take and would put it down as a ship i’m rather picky about … which is actually more common than ‘ships i don’t like or understand’, so! like, i see these three in a very intense and serious manner : with serafine dragging mordecai into some rather dark parts of himself ( and some aspects of himself that’s been projected onto him via serafine and nico ) and breaking him into being loyal only to her and her claimed people. which is how serafine expresses affection i think, and is how i’d see most of her ships going, if she liked them in a meaningful way. meanwhile nico is just -- there! waving :) and helping of course. point is, i like the appeal of this dynamic in a heavy stockholm syndrome way! but i do not think mordecai would ever have genuine romantic feelings for either of them, it’d always be orchestrated or forced from him rather than a raw expression alas.

hmmm, that might be all i can name for now? i’m still a little new to lackadaisy fandom, so the shipping scene may be somewhat lost on me. i even looked around for more ships to potentially list only to see some that were so rare to the point i’d never seen it anywhere else outside of where i first found it ( like ivy/lacy/freckle ) which made me unsure if anyone was serious about it or not. and i’m not super interested in slamming on extremely niche crackships at the moment, meaning i’m probably going to end it here! if there’s any ship you want my opinion on, feel free to ask! but i hope this smaller response was satisfying for you regardless <3

[angelshizuka]

Frozen 3 idea: Disney should hire a professional writer who could fix all this bullshit from Frozen 2 lol or just retcon everything. They will not do it tho because their ego is too big. I'm sure the producers are patting each other on the back, proud of what an amazing sequel they created *sarcasm* F3 will be even worse than the previous one. Oh, and what more can you do with a worldbuilding consisting of generic fire-water-earth-air mix? They could literally use Norse mythology 😑

That's one thing I can't stand about the writers for F2.

In the behind the scenes they literally admitted they were rushed af, constantly kept making changes EXTREMELY late into production, just because they couldn't make up their damn minds, and didn't even have THE LITERAL CONCLUSION (what/who the voice was) figured out until WEEKS before the deadline.

Yet they still dare to act like they wrote this amazing, thought provoking movie and people who don't like it are just "haters", while most of us are actually loyal fans of the orignal who have been slapped in the face.

Also, if F2 can retcon everything F1 stands for, then I don't see why F3 can't retcon everyting F2 destroyed about the franchise. Main problem is Disney first needs to admit they destroyed the core of this franchise in the first place.

All I truly want for F3 is for Anna and Elsa to be reunited in Arendelle and for their relationship to be restored, my bar is THAT low and I'm still expecting to be disappointed...

[away-ward]

Thank you for your reply, KO! This is the anon from #asked and answered 176.

1 yes i like your fics, i like no apologies the most because we had insights to emmy's career and life in sf. Emmy might find herself boring, but ive always been a busy body reader so i would eat up everything about her personal and professional life in sf. I still hated will there, but thanks to you i hated him 5% less

2 "Ummm. I do think it’s a little weird that you’ve read multiple PD books, and even finished the DN series… especially since you were looking forward to Will. Because I hated Will for the first three books and if I weren’t curious about Emory, I wouldn’t have finished the series at all."

KO, you've underestimated a loyal hate reader's journey of hate reading 😂 i love pd's writing and i love some of their books that were not DN because of the chemistry of the main lovers (theyre not bad as many have said actually), but i still hated the ongoing misogynistic dynamic that they always had in their books. Its like having an author that you majorly like what they do, but their side mistakes were big enough to irritate you so you remember them, kinda thing. Do you have these kinds of author that feel like this towards? To answer this simply: pd's books are like worms for brain for me. Like when i read books by Colleen hoover, or hd carlton, sophie lark, lauren asher, or susanne valnti &peckham. It's the kind of toxicity you need from time to time but still get mad and disappointed by your low expectation at their shit ass plot and mfcs and fmcs anyway, yk. 

KO, i cant lie, im just a hater first, a hate reader second and a reader third 🤣 once i stop, i cnat quit. Like damon torrance, that punk ass devils night philosopher said, sometimes you just want to feel everything including the ugly ones you know, and like michael crist the logician, you just gotta own it, before it owns you, GOD HAHAHAH i cant believe im using them as my metaphors right now!! Please bare with me here.

3 "I also find it equally weird that your first impulse after finishing a series you hate is to go to the tag of the character you hated the most? I mean, I’ve definitely clicked on hot-takes I know I’m going to disagree with and hate-read things, but it’s not my go-to."

hmm? KO, i think... youre just not as toxic of a reader than me, ohmygod, im so sorry! 🤣☠️ im really of those people that will immideately look up one and two star ratings on goodreads so that i know my feelings and thoughts were validated by other haters, lmao! Do not mind me, its not a good thing, but like damon torrance said, live, love, laugh, and hate, you know 🤩

4 thank you so much for your recs, i also actually grew up watching hana yori dongo! I watched the kdrama version too but idk if i'll watch the thai version. I have less patient for dramas now unfortunately, and the last drama i watched was "celebrity" on netflix, and i still havent finished it, even after 3 month ☠️ I used to love kdramas and lee minho was so popular back then, so i also watched him in "the heirs" too. Ohmygod his hairsyles in both dramas (boys over flowers and the heirs) were so funny, but i remember enjoying these stories a lot. I believe these two kdramas were released during the time where kdramas were having a lot more angsty romantic relationship than platonic ones and they both stood out among many others, not only because of lee minho, park shinhye and bunch of k-idols acting there, but also because of the friendships and platonic relationships shown that were fun to watch. It's a break from other dramas like moon embracing the sun, or my love from another star that were romance-heavy, yk. But tbh, i prefer my love from another star and moon embracing the sun more than bof/hyd and the heirs. If there are two recs i'd like to give you, they would be "hotel del luna" and "sky castle". God damn, i cried in every single episode watching these two dramas. They really touched my soul, everything was so good!

5 i havent scrolled through your blog and notice your recs for sempre, but from your recs, i checked and saw its goodreads rating and it's pretty high! Maybe i'll check it out if im interested. Seems like a mafia gang story? I need to be in the mood to be reading mafia stories because my first ones were from reading kpop mafia fanfics from years ago and the latest and the last one were the made series by danielle lori. The made series were entertaining but i noticed that i didnt care much about mafias? Hahahahah idk, and idc much about vampires, and wolf stories either, but i like faes. Not Sarah j maas type of faes, but holly black's and cassandra clare's. The ones that are beautiful, creepy, complicated and loves/have to lie but cant. So yeah, thanks for recommending sempre!

6 as for alex, im tired of her, and honestly i dont want to think about her anymore. I'll pretend nightfall alex never existed, and nightfall will grayson fucking died a gruesome death, becoming of two stupid selfish best friends who think theyre the only suffering in this world. You know this reminded me of a quote by madeline miller's Circe that really fits will's selfish behaviour especially in blackchurch: “He showed me his scars, and in return he let me pretend that I had none.” thats exctly how i felt throughout blackchurch. Because emmy always had to heavylift whatever bullshit that alexwillaydin put out to her. And as someone who was so used to just move forward and not caring about her small losses because she had suffered worse, emmy just had to act like she was okay with all the little hurts and cruelty cause by people, just because she loved them/will and wanted to not give up on him and give him a second chance, because he was hurting and she understood that he cared then (🙄). Good thing, she admitted she was at fault partly too, but god, i hated when she felt like she need to go above and beyond for a man who admitted didnt care enough about her. Gods, these mf men need therapy frfr.

7 "I truly am sorry that it was such a bad experience for you. You’re welcome to stick around, but I’m sure since you hated so much, you’re ready to move on after unloading like that. But it’s all good either way. I hope you’re on to better and better things." 

No need to be sorry, but you're right, i'm starting some new reads right now, and idk why, but kandi steiner, liz tomforde and laura pavlov really do be hitting with their releases!! Like their stories are not dark romance so tat cleansed me from devils night series a bit, and they are so fun to read! They gave me melanie harlow's vibes. If anyone's interested, i suggest checking out Blindside by Kandi Steiner, Right Move by Liz Tomforde, and all of these four authors backlogs tbh. Kandi Steiner even have like a college frat series? Which i havent checked out but it sounds fun, and its called Palm South University series.

I dont have anything else to add as well, thank you for reading my rants, have a nice day! I think this will be my last one, so goodbye!

KO, you've underestimated a loyal hate reader's journey of hate reading

Hey!! Okay. This is very helpful! Thank you for the insight. I’m not a stranger to hate watching/reading and (used to) do it frequently. And I would complain to all my friends about all the horrible stuff that was happening, but they knew I was having a good time.

It’s harder when I don’t really know who I’m talking to, to tell if I should take it seriously or if they’re enjoying the trash like me. We’re completely on the same page in that case so ignore very thing I said about not getting it. If you’re having a good time hating it, I got you!

i think... youre just not as toxic of a reader than me, ohmygod, im so sorry!

I might not be anymore but I definitely used to be, ngl. And I don’t know if you can end up running a DN blog without having some toxicity left in you??? I mean. We’re not here because this work was a masterpiece, am I right?

I don’t currently have any authors I must read/hate-read. Like I’ve said, I haven’t had the time to get into a lot of new stuff lately, and my tastes have changed. They could always change back, since reading is a mood-based activity. For now, though, I’ve left the dark and toxic behind for something that makes me feel good about the world.

i also actually grew up watching hana yori dongo! I watched the kdrama version too but idk if i'll watch the thai version. I have less patient for dramas now unfortunately

Oh my god the Kdrama! It was my first Kdrama. Fond memories. And no worries, I haven’t touched any drama in years. Truthfully, I think the only reason I can get into the Thai version is because of the familiarity.

but from your recs, i checked and saw its goodreads rating and it's pretty high! Maybe i'll check it out if im interested. Seems like a mafia gang story?  

It is, kinda? But it’s really layered, with a good plot and great characters. I could ramble about it for a while, but I don’t think anyone is interested currently, so I won’t burden you with it 😂

holly black's and cassandra clare's

I did really like the folk of the air series, and I read the spiderwick chronicles in middle school, but I haven’t gone back to holly black in a long time. I did want to read the new one but haven’t had the chance.

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Oof Alex. Now that I know where you’re coming from, I can completely agree. I’ve been re-reading and analyzing her intro in Nightfall and how weird it was; how it derailed everything in the worse way. Sometimes, when writers are stuck on where to go with a scene or plot, there’s a tactic that’s recommended: have someone walk in with a gun. It causes enough of a upheaval to keep the plot moving. I’m not sure if that was what Alex was supposed to do, but it really didn’t work for me for a lot of reasons.

Because emmy always had to heavylift whatever bullshit that alexwillaydin put out to her. And as someone who was so used to just move forward and not caring about her small losses because she had suffered worse, emmy just had to act like she was okay with all the little hurts and cruelty cause by people,

Yes! She had to work so hard just for a little, and what killed me the most is reading her scenes where she agrees with them.

She has the moments of clarity, where it seems she remembers why she did what she did, and she's not sorry, and that she wasn’t to blame for what happened to Will. Then next minute… she’s back to blaming herself for no reason? I’ve said many times before that Emory’s guilt is misplaced, and at certain times, it can’t be ignored that it was really PD pushing this “Emory deserves this” narrative, but I just can’t jive with it at all. There's a question on her good reads page where she says that she thinks Will is the most justified in his hatred.

And just... no. He's not. Literally none of them were justified in their hatred. They had the right to feel wronged. Sometimes we feel wronged, even if we carry some of the blame for what happened. But to say they were justified is just over the line. I really wish PD had more balance when it come to assigning blame. I think this series would have benefitted if one of the themes of the story was that everyone makes decisions, and right or wrong, we have to living with them. These are the consequences.

Like their stories are not dark romance so tat cleansed me from devils night series a bit, and they are so fun to read!

Yeah, it’s always nice to find something new that works! Thanks for the recs. I hope if anyone is looking, they’ll look them up. Sorry I didn’t have more strong female friendships, but they can be tough to find in todays romance climate.

I totally get you not coming back. It was absolutely a blast talking to you and thanks for the clarification! It always helps.

Have a great one, KO

[talesofmetalandmagic]

Azir’s secret guardian

It’s another day at Xerath’s rising temple, and Azir is sweating in the sun carving stones for the roof.

Since the shape is not the simple square he’d always have to do, he keeps misplacing the wedges and wasting time and fatigue.

After a whole morning of no results, Azir tosses the wedges into the sand – they make no sound, and good for him, or Xerath would have probably made him swallow them whole – and slips off to lunch. It’s the best he can do to cool down. One whole hourglass of shade, the simple flat bread he’s slowly perfecting – still a far cry from his usual meals as an emperor, but hunger pangs are louder than pride – and some water to drink and damp his head are his greatest treats. Most of all, he can fantasize and reminisce and hope, for what little he can.

Someone will come for me. One day. Somehow… he feels so lonely he can hardly articulate it. Everyone forsook him, even his greatest granddaughter and loyal guardian. Nothing but his tormentor and his darkening thoughts, days upon days on end. Not a friend in the world.

When he comes back, the wedges have being put in place.

Azir hovers above the done work, trying to gauge what it could mean. Perhaps he truly is going insane, pretending someone out there cares about the failed Emperor who got himself treated like peasant scum. Or it’s another trick from Xerath, and he will be punished if he proceeds.

But what else can he lose.

He hammers each wedge and the stone falls off in the perfect pattern for a roof apse. So pristine it looks made by a professional.

Azir loads it on his back and walks back up the proper spots. Maybe I forgot where I put the wedges and I got a lucky shot. I need some luck here.

Another time Azir is gurgling his little water to clean his mouth from sand, dust and grime, and he sees something shiny and pristine among the squalid little cooking spot.

A perfectly round, finely cooked zalabia. Of the kind he’d eat when he was… elsewhere.

(they’re tiny round Egyptian sweets that even as a sweet-hater like me look delectable)

He looks left and right and above, for Xerath can hover, and it ends up right in his beak.

One moment later he holds back and realizes what a stupid idea it was. Maybe it’s something Xerath out there to tempt him. Maybe there’ll be poison, or a potion to cause him otherworldly pain, or whatever cruel concoction he may be brewing for further torment.

Stupid Azir. He can picture him right now. Your endless quest for pleasure will only cause you further despair. How many times do I have to tell you… you deserve nothing.

He does indeed feel stupid. Don’t eat random stuff you find on the ground is the kind of advice they give to toddlers: he, an adult Ascended, should be way above it. But at the same time… he was so hungry, he’s been eating nothing but those flavorless buns made by him for months. He didn’t think, he just wanted… out.

And it was so sweet and tasty.

Azir waits until night, working with a hollow mind as he waits for something to take effect. Yet, when he finds himself back in the cage and in the dark, nothing has happened. All he did was eat a small sweet.

In the following days he finds more sweets in the same location. Sometimes it’s other zalabias. Other times it’s tiny goulash, pieces of sugar or dates. It’s always there, and he always goes full on it.

No one tells him what it’s about, no name or address is left. But it does him great having something to expect.

Perhaps there’s a spirit caring for him. Something linked to the family, or a kinder Baccai who respects Imperial authority. Or pities the poor prisoner who works days upon days on end.

He once leaves a small thank you scraped on the usual spot he’d find the sweets with his talon. It’s the romantic within him, trying to find a meaning in all this.

He doesn’t find a response. He finds tear stains, though.

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Unleashing Positivity: Proven Methods To Erase Negative Reviews From Your Website

 Welcome to our comprehensive guide on one of the most crucial aspects of online business success – reputation management. In today’s digital age, the reputation of your business can make or break its growth potential. While positive customer reviews can serve as powerful testimonials to attract new clients, negative reviews, on the other hand, can have a damaging impact on your credibility, customer trust, and ultimately, your bottom line. Fear not, for we have uncovered proven methods that will unleash a tidal wave of positivity onto your virtual domain. Brace yourself as we delve into the secrets of erasing negative feedback from your website, empowering you with tools that will transform haters into loyal supporters. Get ready to take charge and create an online haven bursting with optimism – it’s time to unlock the true potential of your digital empire!

Introduction: Negative Reviews and Their Impact

When it comes to business, customer reviews can make or break you. A single negative review can cost you 22% of customers, and that number only goes up with each additional negative review. In fact, 90% of consumers say their buying decisions are influenced by online reviews.

So what do you do when you have a couple of bad reviews? How do you erase negative feedback from your website and protect your business?

Here are some proven methods:

1. Create a strong company policy for responding to reviews – and stick to it!

When people see that you have a system in place for dealing with customer feedback – both positive and negative – they’ll be more likely to trust you. And when they see that you’re responsive to criticism and take steps to improve your business based on feedback, they’ll be even more likely to give you their business.

2. Encourage happy customers to leave reviews

The best way to counteract negative reviews is by drowning them out with positive ones. So make it easy for your satisfied customers to leave reviews on your website or wherever else they may frequent online. The more positive reviews you have, the less impact those few bad ones will have.

3. Don’t delete negative reviews – respond to them!

If you delete negative reviews, people will think you’re trying to hide something. And that will only make them more suspicious of your business. Instead, take the high road and respond professionally to each and every review – whether it’s positive or negative.

These methods will help you protect your business from the impact of negative reviews. But remember, the best way to avoid bad reviews in the first place is by providing excellent customer service and a great product or service.

Recognizing and Responding to Negative Reviews

No business is perfect, and negative reviews are bound to happen from time to time. It’s important to be proactive in monitoring your online reputation, so you can identify and respond to negative reviews as quickly as possible.

There are a few different ways to do this:

1. Google Alerts: Set up a Google Alert for your business name or keywords related to your business. This way, you’ll be alerted anytime someone mentions your business online, and you can take appropriate action.

2. Online Reputation Management Services: There are several companies that offer online reputation management services. These services will help you track and manage your online reputation, so you can stay on top of negative reviews and take action accordingly.

3. Social Media Monitoring: Pay attention to what’s being said about your business on social media. Many times, negative reviews will pop up on sites like Yelp or Facebook before anywhere else. By monitoring social media, you can quickly address any negative feedback and turn it into positive PR.

If you do come across a negative review, don’t panic! Here are a few tips for how to deal with it:

1. Respond Quickly: The sooner you responds to a negative review, the better. This shows that you’re paying attention to what’s being said about your business and that you’re committed to addressing any concerns.

2. Be Professional: Even if the review is unfair or untrue, always respond in a professional manner. Apologize for the customer’s experience and thank them for taking the time to provide feedback.

3. Offer a Solution: Provide an explanation or solution to the problem, if possible. Even if you aren’t able to resolve the issue, make sure you follow up with the customer and let them know that they were heard and taken seriously.

4. Follow Up: After you’ve responded to a negative review, check back in a few days later to see if there has been any further communication from the customer. This allows you to show that you care about their experience and that you value their feedback.

Building Up Strategies and Tactics to Minimize Negative Reviews

It’s no secret that negative reviews can be damaging to a business. Not only do they hurt your reputation, but they can also lead to lost customers and revenue.

That’s why it’s so important to have a plan in place to deal with negative reviews. The first step is to monitor what’s being said about you online. There are a number of tools that can help you with this, including Google Alerts and Mention.

Once you know what’s being said, you can start to build up strategies and tactics to minimize the impact of the negative reviews. This might include responding publicly to the review, offering a discount or refund, or even just reaching out to the customer directly to try and resolve the issue.

Whatever tactic you choose, the important thing is to act quickly and efficiently. The longer a negative review sits without a response, the more damage it can do.

Actively Monitoring Your Website for Negative Reviews

It is important to be proactive when it comes to monitoring your website for negative reviews. There are a few key things you can do to help ensure that you are catching any negative feedback about your site.

First, make sure you have Google Alerts set up for your website. This will allow you to get notifications any time your site is mentioned online. You can then quickly check to see if the mention is positive or negative.

Second, actively monitor social media for mentions of your website. This includes checking Twitter, Facebook, and other social networks regularly. If you see any negative feedback, reach out to the person who left it and try to resolve the issue.

Third, encourage customers to leave reviews on your site. Make it easy for them to do so by prominently displaying links to review sites like Yelp or Google Reviews. The more positive reviews you have, the less impact any negative ones will have.

Don’tignore negative reviews altogether. While you may not want to publicize them, it’s important to address them head-on. Responding in a professional and helpful manner shows that you’re taking customer feedback seriously and trying to improve your business.

Utilizing Automation Tools to Protect Your Site from Negative Reviews

When it comes to running a business, one of the most important things you can do is protect your online reputation. With the help of automation tools, you can keep an eye on your reviews and take action to remove any negative feedback before it has a chance to damage your business.

There are a few different ways you can go about this. First, you can set up Google Alerts for your business name and keywords related to your brand. This way, you’ll be notified anytime someone mentions your business online, and you can take steps to address any negative comments quickly.

Another useful tool is Mention, which allows you to monitor web mentions of your business in real-time so you can address any issues right away.

Don’t forget about social media monitoring tools like Hootsuite or Sprout Social, which can help you track what’s being said about your business on social media platforms. By using these tools, you can nip any negative sentiment in the bud before it has a chance to spread and damage your reputation.

Tips to Address Negativity in a Professional Manner

It’s important to keep in mind that not all feedback is created equal. Just because someone leaves a negative comment doesn’t mean they’re a hater or a troll. In fact, most negative feedback comes from customers who simply want to be heard and are looking for a resolution to their issue.

With that said, here are some tips on how to address negativity in a professional manner:

Acknowledge the customer’s issue and thank them for bringing it to your attention.

Take responsibility for the problem and apologize for any inconvenience caused.

Explain what you’re doing to resolve the issue and make sure it doesn’t happen again in the future.

Keep the lines of communication open by inviting the customer to contact you directly if they have any further questions or concerns.

Conclusion: Replacing the Negative with Positivity

It is no secret that negative feedback can be incredibly harmful to a business. Not only can it damage your reputation, but it can also discourage potential customers from using your products or services.

Fortunately, there are a few things you can do to minimize the impact of negative feedback on your website. First, take the time to respond to each and every negative review in a professional and courteous manner. Secondly, make sure that your customer service team is prepared to handle negative feedback in a constructive way. Take steps to proactively encourage positive reviews from satisfied customers.

By following these simple tips, you can help turn negative feedback into positive publicity for your business.

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Hello, hello! Todays topic is (drumroll please)…your main character story! Even though you may not feel like sometimes, you are the main character of your own story! So don’t you dare think you’re a side character!

To pick a pile, take a deep breath, relax, and pick the dress you’re most drawn to!

Warning! Remember, tarot readings are not the end all be all. So if there is something that you don't like or if it doesn't resonate, don't take it! Second, don't take tarot readings as replacement for professional advice, I beg of you. Finally, I'm dyslexic, so if something is... Off, either call it out or ignore it and move on with your life— respectfully

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Pile one

Theme song: Show me how by Men I Trust

Bestie, everyone’s eyes on you! You are able to articulate your thoughts and everything you say is well thought out. Though people don’t see you as stuck up or stern. People are willing to follow you and your every word. People think you have a youthful energy (doesn’t mean you’re young). You are divinely protected at all times. You’re good at taking care of yourself. Some amazing things about you are that you are a very stable person, you’re creative, emotionally intelligent, and you can’t be blindsided.

Your theme song fits you because you are able to listen and you are very compassionate. You are very loving and you’re an amazing partner, friend, family member, etc.

Pile two

Your theme song: Heart mind- Kodak black, Plies

You are highly intuitive and people love to love you! You are a very balanced person and a very smart one too! You are able to let go of things that are not for you! You are very strong in your convictions and you know what you want! You won’t settle for less. You’re also creative. You are able to make people feel like they are not alone. When challenged, you don’t back down. You’re a risk taker and you always uplift people.

Your theme song fits you because you always make people feel special and you are very loyal! You always give people your all.

Pile three

Theme song: no way back- Foo Fighters

You don’t give energy to the people who aren’t worth it. Like the haters, you just ignore them. You really value your rest and you take care of yourself well. You shine brightly! You are the type of person who sticks around and you are very patient and you don’t try to rush things. There’s also a lot of people who want to be your friends and a lot who want to date you. But there’s also lot of people who are jealous of you and want to stab you in the back, but they are not able to. You have a very peaceful energy. You are a very wise person and a lot of people look up to you. You think things about before you do them.

Your theme song fits you because you fight for the people you love and don’t give up on them. You put your all into everything. You always help people when you can. You do the right thing, even when no one is looking.

Pile four

Theme song: ok so y’all got the same song as pile 3, so I would suggest y’all check that one at too! Also I’ll get y’all another song lol- animal by Neon Trees

People see y’all as very successful! They also see you as very happy. You enjoy the simple pleasures of life like going on a stroll. You have a very “flowy” energy. You also have a peaceful energy and people feel at peace when with you. You make people feel like family and you take care of them. But you also take care of yourself first. You are able to let go of things that are not for you and know that it’s for the best. You have a lot of swords energy so you are very well thought out and speak your mind.

Your theme song fits you because you can easily accept things. You also say what’s on your mind.

Sorry if it was short,, y’all’s was similar to pile three’s !

Thank you so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed this ! Also if you didn’t see, I’m also offering paid readings. See y’all later !

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Aries- You have so much passion for the things and the people you care about that it is SICKENING. You’re so goddamn DETERMINED to meet your goals it is absolutely fucking admirable. You were BORN to be a leader whether you’re leading others or taking control of yourself. You’re not afraid to do what needs to be done because you have the fucking strength. You bring people TOGETHER. You have BIG SHORT PEOPLE ANGER ENERGY and it will get you FAR. You WILL accomplish the things in life by continuing to be your CONFIDENT and BADASS SELF. FUCK

Taurus- You are the definition of a RELIABLE HUMAN BEING. You are the rock that so many people need in their lives. You’re so fucking devoted to any task thrown your way. You make life problems YOUR BITCH. You do this by enduring all the garbage that gets thrown at you and wading it out sometimes based on pure goddamn stubbornness and you come out the other side with a BIG BAG OF ACCOMPLISHMENT and a MIDDLE FINGER IN THE AIR. Even when you want to give up you DON’T because you’re a responsible PIECE OF SHIT with GLITTER ON TOP and I love that.

Gemini- FUCK GEMINI HATERS. Some may call you two-faced, real ones know you are ADAPTABLE. You are fucking CHAMELEONS. You were the person in high school who had friends in ALL different friend groups. You are truly a gentle person with a curious heart, do you fucking hear me. You have the ability to reach so many people with your WIT and CHARM. You’re not afraid to take off your mask in front of people which makes you that much more RELATABLE. PEOPLE AREN’T ONE-DIMENSIONAL SO YOU SHOULDN’T GET FLAK FOR IT. Direct me to the Gemini haters, let me roundhouse kick them real quick. 

Cancer- You have the BIGGEST HEART and your ability to make others feel comforted in their time of need is EXQUISITE. Those closest to you know you will defend them to your LAST BREATH because you are loyal as fuck. The way you can find even the smallest things to be important or sentimental is VERY TOUCHING. You’re like a $100 8 oz piece of medium rare filet mignon covered in a sugary honey garlic sauce, SWEET and TENDER, SHIT. You can empathize with just about everyone, even those who have wronged you because you really are just that fucking PURE.

Leo- I would very much LIKE TO BE AROUND YOU. Not only do you know how to light up a room but you can FUCKING keep my ATTENTION. You absolutely know how to dominate a conversation, teach me how, you are a goddamn NATURAL. The CHARISMA, it OOZES, sometimes when you don’t even realize. You are the person others go to when they need a good cheering up. You know how to make a person laugh under any circumstance, you fucking wizard. If you were in a movie you’d be the hot one and also the comic relief and also the main character who everyone loves, holy SHIT

Virgo- You very much should receive the RESPECT that you fucking DESERVE. You put in the WORK, bitch, you know how to fucking GET SHIT DONE, bitch. People may misunderstand you for being cold, but in reality you just know how to put your own feelings to the side in order to do the task at hand, and do it with PERFECTION, because you are so fucking detail-oriented, you never miss a single fucking BEAT. You would be the person to find a cure to the zombie apocalypse in less than a fucking week. You can get things right even on your first try because you’re EXTREMELY FUCKING CAPABLE.

Libra- You aren’t afraid to put your faith in others and THAT is what makes you so fucking LIKEABLE. You are humble while still remaining STRONG and true to WHO YOU ARE. People fucking love you because you know how to view a situation from all sides because you have an OPEN MIND and an OPEN HEART. It is truly disgusting how amazing and rare that is, you fucking gem. YOU GODDAMN PERSONIFICATION OF GRACE. How are you able to fight for the things you believe in all while remaining sympathetic to all, it’s beautiful. YOU ARE FUCKING LOVED, UNDERSTAND THIS. 

Scorpio- You are the person who your friends would go to when they need to get rid of a body because you’re that fucking TRUE and FAITHFUL to the people you LOVE. Not only would you get rid of the body, you’d also know how to do it with 100% certainty you’d never get caught because you’re so damn resourceful. Is this morbid as shit? MAYBE, but you don’t care because you’re the FUCKING COOL ONE. You are a FIERCE BITCH who people close to you LOVE and your enemies should FEAR. Never underestimate yourself because you have the PASSION and the CUNNING to get through all fuckery. 

Sagittarius- If I had to sit on a 30-hour long flight with someone, it’d be you because you would be SO FUCKING FUN TO TALK TO. You truly do not give a SHIT what other people think about you and it allows you to speak your mind freely, it’s so fucking amazing. Your love to travel and learn new things makes you INTERESTING as FUCK and you know how to put anyone in a good fucking mood. You make people feel INCLUDED. Your thirst for adventure is CONTAGIOUS, I would like to explore the inside of the earth with you, fucker. You are a prime example of WALKING the FUCKING WALK.

Capricorn- You know how to get the most out of literally ANYTHING, if you were given enough popsicle sticks and glue you could probably build a second fucking Golden Gate Bridge. You KNOW what you want and you know how to fucking get it. Your mind is SHARP AS FUCK. You have so much discipline and self-control you could probably become Lord Commander of the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD and you’d be fucking GOOD AT IT. You are a goddamn force to be reckoned with in both your personal and professional life because you take yours AND others' mistakes and learn from them, it’s fucking BRILLIANT.

Aquarius- The world is your fucking OYSTER, BITCH and you are ready to mold it into what it needs to be. You are CREATIVE, you are INNOVATIVE, you are a fucking VISIONARY. People love you because they know you give a shit about them because you SHOW them. You don’t fucking tolerate those who hurt others and people ADMIRE YOU FOR IT. You aren’t afraid to be your own fucking person and that spans from how you think to how you act to how you look. IT’S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ALLURING. You help others feel comfortable in their own skin when they’re around you without you even REALIZING. 

Pisces- You are a GODDAMN PIECE OF ART. You are the type of person who would fucking die to save a stranger. You are deeply connected with your emotions and because of this you are able to create ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE FUCKING THINGS, not to mention it allows you to really connect with others. People from all different walks of life get drawn to you because you’re SO FRIENDLY. WE ALL WANNA BE YOUR GODDAMN FRIEND. You see the beauty in the mundane. Describing a personality like yours would turn into fucking POETRY. YOU ARE A SOFT PIANO SONG.