#and then he BOUGHT THE ONION

[thelaurenshippen]

the onion bought infowars. I repeat, the onion bought infowars

[awkwardnerdylesbian]

Share pictures of your chickens

not home yet but i have these of a month ago because my mom wanted to see the roosters

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Dreaming of having a place where I can grill/bbq outside someday because I am so, so tired of going to gatherings with grills controlled by dudes who don't know how to fucking season anything 😭

[deus-ex-mona]

“i’m all alone, but i’m as happy as can be!”

[thus-spoke-lo]

Our downstairs-and-to-the-side neighbor just sold his condo last month and idk if he had remaining repairs to do, or he’s just doing some personal projects before he leaves, but he’s been using a circular saw on and off since 10am and I’m so done lol. He uses it for like 5-10 mins, then stops for 15-20, then repeats. Like please just figure out how much wood you need and cut it all and then stop, why are we doing this in batches.

[voidthewanderer]

Every time I feel like my manager gets used to my antics, I do something weirder

I finally bought my trash salad stuff. And my manager is my cashier for tonight 🙃

[haroldtea]

i’m gonna disagree on the “they gave him a fake mona lisa” text post because then the whole “you’ll be mentioned in the same breath as the mona lisa” plotline kinda loses impact. if it was a fake mona lisa, miles won’t get into any “real” trouble (other than the pr nightmare of his energy invention thing blowing up his own house)

[tinknevertalks]

It just struck me, as I got out of the shower, that in ten-fifteen years time, some teenagers are going to be doing their Music GCSEs (or whatever the group of exams will be called then). They'll remember the first time they heard that specific bit of classical music...

... And the episode of Bluey it was in. 😂🥰

[hensunrik]

Underrated detail about glass onion is that any Greek person could immediately tell you from the port scene and the traveling by boat sequence that this was 100% not taking place in the Ionian sea but the Aegean because there are actually visible differences in the island morphology/vegetation/architecture that give each archipelago its own distinctive look. And this probably won't register to most viewers but there's something utterly delightful in seeing that something you were prepared to shrug off as the usual hollywood casually mishmashing things and taking "creative liberties" (read: not doing research) for no important reason was actually part of the meta narrative about the utter stupidity and ignorance of the "vainglorious buffoon" billionaire character. Gg Ryan Johnson, absolutely hilarious and well appreciated detail, no notes.

[sonniemon]

Pokemon swsh - Allister

[a4g]

i love spokes skyblock streams a lot cause since a lot of it is repetitive and mind numbing he just gives out fun trivia about himself

[quibbs126]

So today I learned that apparently collecting 20 soulstones for a Cookie you don’t have will automatically unlock them

And today I decided to look at what all those mileage coins were for on the gacha, and opened the Mileage Shop, where I found you could purchase soulstones

So guess what I did

[zooophagous]

Fun fact about Tobi: I have a blistering personal hatred for Alex Jones. Mostly because he was my mentally ill, brain damaged mother's (I'm not being cruel she literally has a hole in her brain from cancer) introduction to the world of conspiracy theories and alt right bullshit.

So for years, every now and then, I put a curse on him. Curses are fun because they let you feel like you're hurting someone without ever actually doing anything illegal that could conceivably harm them. My curse was in the form of a drawing- Anubis, the Egyptian god of death and judgment, as a jackal, eating the heart out of Jones' chest.

Today I wake up to the news that Jones' stupid fucking Infowars channel was bought by the Onion, who intends to gut it out and use its corpse as a puppet to mock the ignorance the channel once espoused as truth.

I'm not saying there is or is not a god. But I have a sneaking suspicion there might be an Anubis.

[miss-floral-thief]

bro got breakfast tacos, that's rare

[lykosangelic]

just demolished half a pound of onion rings while blasting danger days and i think that shit just cured me

it's quite loud and at least one of my roommates is home but. i don't really care? they should be happy i'm exposing them to such good music

[sightoru]

Katsuki's never been someone who's used or enjoyed pet names all too much, preferring the intimacy of saying someones first name instead of mushy shit like 'baby', 'honey', or 'darling'. It's just never really made sense to him, why say something like that when he can just use your name? Surely the tone of his voice conveys any emotion he might need. Your name mixed with curses when you forget to turn off the lights at night, your name accompanied by the sound of his boots at the door when he's home, your name mixed with the sounds of sheets in bed.

and you've never cared or paid any attention if it, even though calling strangers 'honey' and 'sweetheart' rolls of your tongue so naturally Katsuki spent the first month of your relationship wondering how it's possible to hold so much love in your heart for people you don't even know. the way you seem to care about strangers, asking questions about their day, remembering the details and bringing it up the next time you see them; all accompanied by sickly sweet words of affection, casually woven in between well wishes and giggles. you promise to return to them, and they promise to be there waiting.

Katsuki looks at you, one of these times after you both leave the market late at night (he always insists on going with you, says it's too dangerous for you to go alone. you always try to tell him you've been fine all these times before, but never fight his insistence too hard), takes in your body that glows gold under the streetlights, your tote bag full of things you bought (flowers, since the ones on the dining room table are starting to wilt. an eggplant for the Thai curry you've been meaning to make — though when you get home you'll see the lemongrass you've bought is bad and you'll have to make another trip, not that you or Katsuki mind. Green onions, chives, fresh thyme. Soft white bread lays on top of it all, and you're careful not to crush it under your arm.), and the way you mindlessly talk about your day. The cat you passed on the street, the stranger you regularly make conversation with at the bus stop. Your coworkers personal drama you can't help but be invested in — despite claims that you're not.

When he goes to bed with you that night, his keys in the same dish as yours ( a little ceramic one that sits on the table by the door. it's shaped like a sardine can. you giggled the whole way home after you bought it), his boots next to your flats — his are neat, sitting up right and yours are haphazardly thrown next to his. He'll fix them in the morning before he leaves— you'll wrap your arms around his middle, burying your face between his shoulder blades in an attempt to steal his warmth. You'll mutter something about your day, follow it up with 'good night, my love.' and something about it, will have his heart grow 4 sizes in his chest.

My love, my love, my love

He'll hold onto it the next day, and the one after that. let it settle into his mouth like honey before he starts whispering it to you when he thinks you're not listening. My love, my love, my love, the words seep into the air between you both and permeate the space. Chopsticks passed to you before dinner, handing off the remote so you can put on YouTube videos (make up tutorials, obviously. katsuki pretends he's not interested while he makes mental notes at the products that elicit a gasp from you) all followed up with those two words.

He looks at you, bundled on the couch, thinks of all the beautiful things he sees and the way that all reflects in the beauty of you.

Maybe he likes pet names, after all.