#having dinner rn
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1roentgen · 22 days ago
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this goes after the tags below i didn’t wanna make a new post
they’re straight leg, not quite skinny but almost and very flattering wink emoji. no cap, corroborated by my darling ex-nothing, who also kept asking me where i got them except i think the brand is vintage or went bankrupt or something cuz i can only seem to find their stuff secondhand online and their only website is this old wix catalogue-type thing with no way to purchase products. he would look so good in these though holy shit. not that his jeans aren’t already extremely flattering. hate to see u go bb love to watch u leave, so much. how can you be so skinny and have such a nice ass, and then u decide to wear ur stupid size 28 jeans and walk around like that like it’s no big deal. i don’t understand. ur a horrid little homunculus especially designed to torment me.
i’m sleepy. and my legs still really hurt. i wanted to read some more before bed today but i’m probably just going to call it a night soon.
i forgot why i wanted to post this journal entry in the first place. just feels good to reflect and bitch ig. i love electronic music. i swear i’m not drunk rn, just really tired. too broke to be drinking
#having dinner rn#it’s a fish and some other stuff#howd this fish get to my plate#listening to music with my noise cancelling headphones#feeling grateful for this fish and music#pretty good day today#still listening to ‘yours ever’ by cocktail#what is it about music in a car that makes it sound so good#don’t hand me the aux i’m on day 400-something of being down more bad than i’ve ever been in my sorry fucking life 🤣🤣🤣#8:00pm god the sunset was gorgeous again today#these lyrics be real asf#love u with my entire heartttt take a knife to my it all four chambers only beat for uuuuu#wish y’all could understand thai my translation is rather inelegant#guitar solo in this song is soooooo good too wish it was longer#feeling optimistic about life rn#bitches will complete one difficult task successfully comma get positive reinforcement and be like maybe there is hope#i’m upstairs now#why do my legs and back hurt so much damn#thinking back prolly my posture. and sitting weird in chairs.#this bed is so nice.#my stuffed animals are so nice.#i miss my cat i wanna touch that beast#later tonight i’ll call him. he’ll be like mrraaaa and come running up the stairs like we haven’t seen each other in years#if i let him into my room too early he only wants to play his peekaboo game under the piano and i can’t get anything done#jesus my legs hurt#could it be my jeans cut off circulation#they’re not even that tight#shout-out to these jeans too#bought them secondhand from some guy in quebec off depop (bro put a candy bar in the parcel i’ll remember u forever angel)#best jeans i’ve ever owned hands down
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seakrisp · 3 months ago
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She has my whole heart.
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periwinkla · 4 months ago
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Pokeattorney AU x 15th anniversary skit because I take great personal enjoyment in making fun of Edgeworth
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...just as much as Phoenix does. The video in question :
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_ pokeattorney AU tag
Btw just for the record whenever I mention the unnecessary feelings bit keep in mind that I didn't bat an eye when I first saw it, but in restrospect it's hilarious and now I just really like to make fun of him for it. Unconfortable Miles hides and/or says things in the most convoluted way possible adding in further embarassment upon himself. And I like to make fun of him for it <3
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lemongogo · 7 months ago
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menlove · 1 year ago
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another thing i've Witnessed in all spheres of modern feminism is who gets afforded the grace of "internalized misogyny" vs who just gets called a "misogynist"
like if you are a feminine cis girl (& usually white too) all your sexist bullshit is excused as internalized misogyny that was pushed on them by a sexist society that they have to unlearn but in the meantime we cannot hold them accountable or be too mean to them bc they're traumatized and trying :((((( so if you call out their sexism, YOU are in fact being a woman-hating bitch/dyke/etc who hates girls and girlhood
but...... if you are a trans woman or you're butch or a stud or a woman of color and you say anything even perceived as sexist, oh no no you do NOT get the grace of "internalized misogyny". you don't get time to learn or grow. you are a sexist and you should be shot and you might as well be a man.
and usually the latter group's "misogyny" is just pointing out the other group's double standards and sexism which gets us called not girls girls and "pick-mes" (used wrong) and sexist etc. like sometimes obviously we ARE misogynistic, everyone is, but usually it's over the dumbest shit and even in the cases where someone in the latter group is being genuinely sexist, they are NOT given the same grace as the former group
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shotmrmiller · 4 months ago
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One night stand sd! Simon sending you a text at work that reads
“We miss you 🥺” with a image attached you only see the notification tho, so when you open it thinking the image is of bubba you get jumpscared by the image of his red leaky tip, his massive hand grasping it tightly and you just quickly slam your phone screen side down, but its too late its already saying you’ve seen his message
goD!!!
now tells you to send him a pic of his girls (your holes)
blocked.
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago
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A cold winter day, and for some reason Howdy is unusually fluffy and Barnaby loves it
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND i think about them w/ winter coats So Fucking Much its not even funny-
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enjamin-the-benitor · 3 months ago
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gh. the. them. murder trio.
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casualavocados · 4 months ago
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Learn from who? Learn from you? You are still a brat. What do you know? You're only three years older. Like you are any better than me. You're 21, and still a virgin. What are you proud of? I think you can't do it.
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 06
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#nat chen#chen bowen#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#userspring#uservid#userspicy#userrain#pdribs#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#*gestures at the caption* this is honestly the funniest argument they could possibly have idfk what to tell you. it's very ai di#meanwhile whatever's going through chen yi's head rn has recently been doused with 'the boss doesnt care abt me like that'#after watching cdy and zml at dinner. like chen yi already knows *before* ep9 & ai dis confession that cdy will never look at him#(the diff. between this scene & ep9's. is him failing in regards to the gang as well in cdy's eyes. he goes from feelings of disappointment#& irritability to complete despair and both times he drinks to cope. bc hes not enough in cdy's eyes in ANY of the ways he wants/hoped)#so honestly the crisis chen yi goes thru right here isnt unfounded at all hes literally dealing w an inadvertent rejection of his feelings#its chaos in his head and ai di is picking at him again and the wine is tilting in his blood and then- 'learn from who? learn from you?'#like what do YOU know about love ai di (WHILE CHEN YI'S PULLING HIM LIKE THAT-) so OF COURSE ai di goes for the deepest dig he can.#'i bet you cant get hard that explains how much of a coward you are'. its ridiculous the ways in which they push each other over the edge#but im ngl im kind of obsessed the way chen yi's tipsy line of thinking 'learn from you?' turned into the action 'fuck it learn from ME'#ANYWAY EVERYONE GO LISTEN TO 'LOSE CONTROL' BY TEDDY SWIMS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. THe most chen yi song pre-ep9
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albus "I hope I die first, because I can't live without you" potter
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scorpius "I hope I die second, so I can save you from that grief" malfoy
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raiiny-bay · 22 days ago
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redhead :-)
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slavhew · 6 months ago
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Stroiders + hannibal jackman
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chronicpaingirlie · 6 months ago
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i love you paper plates i love you plastic silverware i love you ziploc bags i love you precut sheets of tin foil i love you disposable items that make my life as a disabled person more livable
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astrobei · 2 years ago
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on june 11th 1993, mike wheeler drags his vaguely amused (and highly endeared) boyfriend will byers to the movie theater, shells out for the largest size popcorn they have available, and gets 2 premium, middle-row seats to watch steven spielberg’s jurassic park
(he’s been vibrating with anticipation ever since the first trailer came out. he makes will go see it with him another five times before it leaves theaters.)
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lovesodeepandwideandwell · 16 days ago
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My great-uncle runs grocery stores and he told me about having to close down the one by the university because the students never bought fresh perishable foods there and (though I haven't been a college student these 6 years) I still am very proud of myself whenever my grocery list is just perishables
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bread-is-my-life · 1 month ago
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Hi! *Drops this and runs into the woods*
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STAIN DOODLES YAY!!! As you know I have lots of stainmight ideas BUT I need to know how to draw the characters to actually draw the said characters lol so I started with Stain. I really love his design but I needed to understand how the hell should I draw him in my style. I still have some work to do but I'm pretty happy with the way I draw him now :))
Also have some bonus stuff:
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You don't understand how much I laughed while trying different shapes for Stain's main body- Bro always had big shoulders and tiny legs xD
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