#Eddie Dantes

[enjamin-the-benitor]

eddie’s little hop :]

[paranormaltheatrekid]

big fan of that bit in poe party when Eddie Dantes does the slow clap. I don’t know, it just gets me every time.

[capybaraonabicycle]

hey sorry, I invited your boyfriend to my murder mystery invite only casual dinner party/gala for friends potluck, (well technically, I didn't, I didn't invite him, he came as your plus one) and you see, there was some confusion with the lights going out and well it seems now he's lying facedown in the soup, possibly deceased. Yeah, really sorry that happened, I definitely won't be having celebratory fireworks over it tonight

[your-blorbos-are-queer]

eddie dantes from edgar allan poe's murder mystery dinner party is transfeminine (headcanon)

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[owchie-wowchie]

I feel like Eddie and Guy don't really look related so it's my personal headcanon that they're step brothers

[webby2007]

It's just the tiniest bit late but Happy Tenth Anniversary Shipwrecked here take this low effort Shipwrecked vine compilation that I hope is funny

[bj-the-boardmaker]

“That the wind came out of the cloud by night, chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.”

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[couldtransitionsaveher]

EDDIE DANTES from EDGAR ALLAN POE'S MURDER MYSTERY DINNER PARTY

JUSTIFICATION:

"All of the trans girls I know in my life had this strange visceral hatred towards something strange pre-transition. Her strange visceral hatred is of authors. Also vibes. You can’t tell me someone who willingly goes face down in a bowl of soup is cisgender."

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[pokemontheywouldhave]

Please reblog for larger sample size :)

[starcanwreckedpulpparentspoll]

[asoftershipwrecked]

and I'm reminded that life is full of misery and woe

[enjamin-the-benitor]

You want me to have SOUP??? The thing that KILLED Eduardo Dantes?????

[awigglycultist]

[nothinglikeafire]

Eddie Dantes is the human version of the duolingo bird

@shipwreckedcomedy

[fisheito]

rereading the nuca pink doujin and seeing yakumo tear himself apart re: his snake form vs his human form all this agony and self-doubt and silent suffering and fear of rejection like "if i looked less human would u hate me" , "if u saw me in my true form wouldn't that be horrible. terrifying. disgusting" , "if i admitted i want to swallow you whole would you think worse of me"

and i imagine him asking something like this to the crowd of clan members , who are , undeniably,, a group of Kinky Fuckers

they all smile with the serenity and carefully masked excitement of a horny olivine. masterful beautiful reassuring expressions (errr..... masked to different degrees depending on the clan member)