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Wasn’t gunna post this cuuuuz 🙄🙄ppl prolly won’t find it as funny as I do but who cares

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monster tubes 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️

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🇵🇸Urgent Appeal for Help

Meet Jawad: A father, husband, and son, struggling to protect his family amidst the ongoing war in Gaza that has lasted for over a year.

Jawad lives with his parents, siblings, wife, and baby girl, Malak. After losing his job and seeing their lives shattered, he’s fighting daily to meet their basic needs and provide medical care for his wife and 5-month-old daughter.

What They Need: Funds raised will cover travel expenses and essential living costs for his family of seven.

Every Contribution Counts: No amount is too small. Your support is crucial for their safety and a fresh start.

How You Can Help:

1. Donate to make a difference.

2. Share this campaign to spread the word and help us reach our goal.

Jawad is deeply grateful for any support you can offer. Together, we can help them find hope in this dark time.

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While you're here, please listen to the Shehab family's story.

Muhammad, his wife Mona, and their two young children Iman and Toleen, and his parents are struggling to survive the genocide in Ghazzah.

They were displaced from their home and are now fighting to get by. Resources are scarce and disease, pestilence, and squalor surrounds them.

In order for them to evacuate out of Ghazzah and rebuild their lives, they need to raise €30,000. So far, they've only raised €2,072. Their last donation was 22 hours ago.

Please help them however you can. Donate if you're able and share their campaign; every contribution matters.

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PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO READ!!

Mona (@mohammedshehabtt) has reached out to me to share new info with you all. She needs to buy two tents for herself and her mother and father. The cost of the two tents is $3,000. It’s now winter in Gaza and the conditions are horrible. Mona, her husband, her parents, and her two young daughters have no shelter to keep out of the cold and rain. These tents are essential to their survival. Please donate if you can, no amount is too small. So far, they have only raised 2k out of their 30k goal. We can help them reach their short term goal of $3,000 with your help. Please, please consider donating. Even a few bucks will help get them closer to their goal. Sharing this post is also incredibly helpful.

Thank you ❤️

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Please Help

Help my family in Gaza

A year after the war on Gaza, and in light of the deprivation of children from education and the policy of ignorance, Umm Kareem is trying to restore his childhood by teaching him in his small tent that does not contain any of the components of educational life.This tent is missing school supplies and the most basic capabilities, so we hope to support Karim and his family to get out of this suffering through your donation.

The campaign was documented by @90-ghost.

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Can you help Ola?

Ola Ferwana @olaferwana1 is a mother of three children in northern Gaza, withouth her husband. The winter is arriving and they need medicine, food and drinks.

The campaign is going really slow, so please share and donat so she can evacuate to Egypt with her children.

The campaign is vetted by @gazavetters number 80, by @femmeintifada on telegram and @butterflyproject

€11,582 / €35,000

Can we get 15k in Monday?

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My name is Israa Abu Jazar, I am 23 years old, married to Nidal, 24, and mother of a one-year-old son: Ahmad. I am reaching out to you in a desperate plea for help. Until October 7th, we were living a peaceful and happy life in Gaza, but the beginning of the war in Gaza turned our world upside down, leaving us in a state of utter despair. As a result of the war, we lost everything: our home, our possessions, and even our basic necessities. The situation in Gaza has deteriorated rapidly, leaving us without electricity, water, and adequate food supplies. We were forced to leave our (now destroyed) home under fire with nothing but our passports and some clothes. The area we lived in was completely destroyed and now we are struggling to meet our most basic needs. My family is currently living in a two-meter-high tent without basic necessities. I am reaching out to you, my dear friends, with a humble request for support. We are in dire need of $5,000 per person to evacuate my family from Gaza and find safety elsewhere. This amount will cover transportation costs, temporary shelter and provide us with the means to start over and continue my children’s education. We have exhausted all our resources and tried to pool our savings to escape Gaza, but this is simply not enough to cover the costs of leaving for all of us. These costs include transportation and basic necessities, which we cannot afford. Travel expenses include:

• Gazans are required to pay $5,000 for each adult allowed into Egypt, and $2,500 for each child.

• Rent ($400 per month)

• Clothing

• Food

• Shopping expenses

I realize that times are tough for everyone, but any contribution, no matter how small, can make a huge impact on our lives. Your support will not only help us escape the genocide taking place in Gaza, but it will also give my family the opportunity to rebuild our lives and find stability in Egypt.

Your generosity and kindness can make a huge difference in my family’s life during this difficult time. We thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your concern and support for our cause.

With gratitude,

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Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals for Help to Survive

A Plea for Help from Gaza: A Family Seeking Safety

Hello, I am Tareq Ayyad, I come from a family 13 of members.

We live in the midst of the ongoing hellish war in Gaza, trapped between walls of fear and despair.

We struggle daily to survive in an environment filled with threats and dangers.

We lost our only source of income, our house was destroyed and we are now homeless 💔

We urgently appeal for your moral and financial assistance to cover the necessary costs for escaping to a safe environment, where we can build a better future for our children and ensure our family's safety.

We are in desperate need of your support. Any donation, no matter how small, can help save our lives. Thank you for your attention and support during these harsh times.

GoFundMe Campaign Link ♥️ :

PayPal Campaign Link ♥️ :

Cash App Campaign Link 💚 :

With deepest respect and gratitude,

Tareq ayyad

Note :

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Vetted by ButterflyEffect Project 🦋, my number verified on the list is ( #599 )

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Hello:

I am Muhammad Shehab from Gaza🍉. I support a family of 6 people. My sick mother and father, my wife Hiyam, and my sons (Zain and Yahya). I have a gofundme campaign that I created to treat my mother and father, protect my family, and get them out of the danger of the war on Gaza🍉. We live in very difficult circumstances Help me we are still very far from the goal. I hope everyone will donate even a little. I am confident that you will stand with me and support me until I achieve my goal and save my family from the danger of war. Share my story. Pin my story to your page. Everything helps. Can you share some of my posts from time to time? Maybe the internet will be cut off in my area. Thank you

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🚨Please, don't skip‼️‼️

Very important... 💔🍉

I am very sad because the campaign is going slowly, and I want to reach the goal, which is to reunite my family, get out of Gaza, and live in peace and security.

My children are not to blame for all of this They are visionary children. 😞💔🍉

Life in the tent is very difficult. No one can imagine how we spend the day in the tent. It is a very difficult life.

Look at the innocence of my children, yousef and Malak

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Genocide flattens every discussion. There are no new conversations to be had about the destruction, death and cruelty. After more than a year, there is nothing left to be said about various media houses, corporations and international bodies of law aiding and abetting all that has been happening in Gaza, either. It is the banality of evil, it is colonialism. However even in this atrociously banal circumstance, I do think what still is a continued point of hope for Gazans and what still pushes so many of them to reach out to the world, is the support people around the globe have shown and still continue to show. Which is why I am here on behalf of the Shehab family ( @fahedshehab-new ) and requesting  you to help them survive through this winter. This won't take much of your time so please read: 

Fahed is currently supporting 13 family members in total- his own family and that of his sister’s.

He has to look after 8 children now, with the youngest being his son Yayha who is barely having anything to eat because the price of baby milk  is exorbitantly high in Gaza. 

The genocide has taken a toll on Fahed’s daughters. Sahar and Dana spent a whole year under the threat of bombs and right now instead of getting to be teenagers, they ask their father if they will survive. They have even said they don't want to live if they lose someone. 

The family right now immediately needs clothes to keep them warm throughout winter. Fahed’s family is from the north and has been displaced several times before they came south. Displacement is dangerous and a silent killer because often essential items are lost and cannot be replaced in time. 

Please consider that the weather has already turned colder around the world and that which is only mildly uncomfortable to us, presents a dire situation for Gazans. The families don't have a shelter and there is no way for tents to adequately protect from cold winds and rain. So right now the immediate need is for warm clothes and it can cost upto $400 per person. With THIRTEEN PEOPLE to take care of Fahed immediately needs to raise at least 5k to buy the required apparels. So please boost and donate. 

Currently at $66,248. He needs to reach $71,248. Please help however you can. 

Vetting link

Please remember that every donation, even if it is 5 dollars, is a ray of hope for the families who have lost everything.

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🧒Very urgent help👦

Hello my friends

can you help me to register my children in schools to learn like the rest of the children in the world?! And before the end of the school term?

Your support is our only hope now that we lost everything we built over the years in a second!!

The campaign is going very slowly, can we reach 4800/10k within a week so we can enroll them in schools?

Thank you to everyone who donates, participates and helps us in these difficult circumstances.

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Genocide flattens every discussion. There are no new conversations to be had about the destruction, death and cruelty. After more than a year, there is nothing left to be said about various media houses, corporations and international bodies of law aiding and abetting all that has been happening in Gaza, either. It is the banality of evil, it is colonialism. However even in this atrociously banal circumstance, I do think what still is a continued point of hope for Gazans and what still pushes so many of them to reach out to the world, is the support people around the globe have shown and still continue to show. Which is why I am here on behalf of the Shehab family ( @fahedshehab-new ) and requesting  you to help them survive through this winter. This won't take much of your time so please read: 

Fahed is currently supporting 13 family members in total- his own family and that of his sister’s.

He has to look after 8 children now, with the youngest being his son Yayha who is barely having anything to eat because the price of baby milk  is exorbitantly high in Gaza. 

The genocide has taken a toll on Fahed’s daughters. Sahar and Dana spent a whole year under the threat of bombs and right now instead of getting to be teenagers, they ask their father if they will survive. They have even said they don't want to live if they lose someone. 

The family right now immediately needs clothes to keep them warm throughout winter. Fahed’s family is from the north and has been displaced several times before they came south. Displacement is dangerous and a silent killer because often essential items are lost and cannot be replaced in time. 

Please consider that the weather has already turned colder around the world and that which is only mildly uncomfortable to us, presents a dire situation for Gazans. The families don't have a shelter and there is no way for tents to adequately protect from cold winds and rain. So right now the immediate need is for warm clothes and it can cost upto $400 per person. With THIRTEEN PEOPLE to take care of Fahed immediately needs to raise at least 5k to buy the required apparels. So please boost and donate. 

Currently at $66,248. He needs to reach $71,248. Please help however you can. 

Vetting link

Please remember that every donation, even if it is 5 dollars, is a ray of hope for the families who have lost everything.

Tagging for reach 🙏🏽

@brutaliakhoa @appsa @malcriada @aces-and-angels @three-croissants

@schoolhater @briarhips @timetravellingkitty @tiredguyswag @neptunerings

@brokenbackmountain @transmutationisms @fuckgimp @jezior0

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This is how that scene went, right?

Og meme:

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since my last post had NO payjay here is some payjay now. on its own

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what's your favorite inanimate insanity ship

Hm, that's a toughie! There are a looot of good ships out there. But I think I'll have to stick with a classic, I've been a long-time fan of Payjay ever since season 1! So, that's my answer. Paper and OJ for the win!!