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One night stand sd! Simon sending you a text at work that reads
“We miss you 🥺” with a image attached you only see the notification tho, so when you open it thinking the image is of bubba you get jumpscared by the image of his red leaky tip, his massive hand grasping it tightly and you just quickly slam your phone screen side down, but its too late its already saying you’ve seen his message
goD!!!
now tells you to send him a pic of his girls (your holes)
blocked.
#at least for work. DND sits heavy on your mind and it'll have you constantly checking for his texts#he doesn't appreciate it. waits at home for you and reiterates.#show. him. his. girls.#now you're bent over the dinner table with your pants pooled around your ankles#knuckles white around the edge of it#stomach growling for food#he's not touching you until he's drank in all he can.#you could've been getting fucked rn had you sent him a hasty pic in the bathroom but noooooo#had to go block him instead
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community college is so funny because half of the teachers are like "For this class you need to use lockdown browser for all quizzes and tests. You need to buy this 70 dollar textbook, and all papers turned in must be in APA format with a title page even if they're only 500 words long. I will not accept late assignments. Also you have a minimum of 4 assignments a week." and the other half are like "you don't need proctoring for the final exam I trust you. here's a download link to a pirated copy of the textbook. as long as your writing is coherent and demonstrates an understanding of the material I literally could not care less what format you use. I can't figure out how canvas works so I'm not giving you due dates, just make sure it's turned in before the grading period ends. your only weekly assignment is a forum post with a minimum of 100 words."
#my favorite teacher so far is still the film history professor I had in my first semester.#he was very old and didn't understand how canvas worked at all and sometimes had trouble opening a video file#but simultaneously he was tech literate enough to recommend we use firefox with an ad blocker#because whenever someone missed class and was like 'where do i go to find the movie' he'd be like 'use an ad blocker and google it'#he said the school made him stop emailing links to free movie sites because people would open them on chrome with no ad block#and there'd be borderline malware on them. like this guy gave me the impression he was like. a veteran movie pirate lol.#that class had barely any assignments. like there wasn't a final exam or anything.#he just wanted us to write a paragraph or so answering a few questions about the movies we watched. it was chill.#and i also learned a lot actually. like i didn't know what a nickelodeon was before then. or the Hays Code.#the movies were genuinely good. i never thought Id be that into old black and white movies or westerns for example but they actually slapped#some of them had really mature themes and i definitely started to understand the people on this website who are like#'if the only media you consume is children's media you should maybe branch out instead of calling steven universe problematic'#because a lot of the movies we watched depicted very 'problematic' things and were able to directly address them because they are for adults#(to clarify I didn't just like kids media before then. i just mean that it introduced me to some older stuff i didn't think I'd like)#(but i ended up liking a lot. it also made me realize that movies made today are kind of shit. which i also already knew)#(but it put it more into perspective because I have more to compare it to)#im rambling now. community college is pretty swag i enjoy it. and i do get along with the teachers who have crazy requirements too lol.
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#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but#today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh#I know how to change a tire but I was – again – sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so#anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik#“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was#just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao#I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because#AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him#he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where#I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote#like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow#(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway#but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay#one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half#I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE#I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP
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was looking through old posts and i'm surprised to see that i seemingly didn't have any commentary on anything in 3 in chapter 7, 8 or 9, the posts related to 3's story go from "my first reaction when i saw yopple-bot was 'i love you. but also you are definitely the boss for this chapter-'" to "i have been in hell all day. hell being bada-bing tower." funny to me cuz those chapters are like, the best ones sdfkljsdfjfsdkjlfsdjkl-
#puppy rambles#yo-kai watch#yw3#i love dukesville. yo-kai watch wild west. though also everyone in bbq talks like they're in the wild west-#i don't blame myself for not having any commentary on hazeltine mansion tbh. it sucks ass. i mean it's kind of fun but like#god is it annoying. i think using the mechanic of switching between nate and hailey for puzzles is a cool idea but. bad execution#very bad execution. it is so annoying#especially the section where you're in the basement and have to use the drill a bunch#... why are there prison cells in the basement anyways??????? i just realized how fucking weird that is-#i'm mostly just annoyed by the dining room puzzle tbh. i KNOW the fucking answers but verygoodsir is an ASSHOLE for some reason#and won't let me choose the FUCKING CORRECT DOORS#3's so fucking amazing tbh. i really wanna replay it soon. don't wanna have to delete a save file though#wish 3 had three save files like 1 and 2. i get why though i mean it's the biggest 3ds game klsfdjfskjfsdjksdf-#i wanna like. actually use my originyan for once. i might just end up using nyases ii instead tho fsdkljjdsfjskd-#i love every chapter in 3 after nate and hailey meet tbh. the bestie moments are so good#though also i don't think it was an amazing idea tbh. it means there's six main characters after that point#sometimes one character will go several cutscenes without talking at all. it's usually buck#he doesn't have any dialogue during any of the key quests in new yo-kai city. which is pretty amusing admittedly#i think the writers just forgot about him or something fslkdjdfslkjfsdljkdf-#i think my favorite thing related to that is like. during the stuff in bada-bing tower komasan and komajiro are there too#but they don't have any dialogue. which makes it seem kind of pointless#i get why they're there plot-wise but like. at that point you should either have them leave before you go to bada-bing tower#(esp since they don't end up in the ufo with everyone else. idr if there's a reason for that there probably isn't-)#(i think i slightly blocked out everything in bada-bing tower cuz it is so grueling)#or just. give them dialogue???#i love 3 and all but it definitely has some problems-#which is why i'm so excited to rewrite it <3 for both of those reasons. i can fix things. and also it's the best game#just. full-stop. not just the best yo-kai watch. i just think it's the best game ever#that title changes based on my current biggest hyperfixation though sfldfsjdkslfdjkfdj-#i think i'd say my overall top 5 is like. yo-kai watch 3. deltarune. ummmm. fantasy life is up there
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#now that everyone's come to the conclusion that the whole handling of davrin was kinda racist#i am reminded of that one white person who threw a tantrum at me for “spoiling” them on his possible death#when i warned them not to tell him to do whatever it takes at any point in the game on a post of them worrying that he's gonna die#like and i mean full on soft blocking and three post vague blocking levels of tantrum#when i came from a place of being upset over him dying in my playthrough as well lmfao#i was upset because the racial undertones already didn't sit right with me and wanted to warn them about it#they were upset because something something mUh nAtUrAl pLaYtHrOuGh#but i suppose i shouldn't be surprised. they kept getting anons that called them hypocritical and selfish and i thought it's just tumblr#discourse anon hate bs#and i gave them the benefit of the doubt#but yeah like a week before that or so they refused to spoiler tag something for someone sending them an ask about it because it's#their blog or something#but also ended up vagueing me not once not twice but THRICE#for saying “whatever you do don't tell him to do whatever it takes”#i didn't even go into the depth of it i didn't even say WHY it might be extra upsetting to watch the black guy sacrificing himself#but holy shit did they not take it well#i ruined their playthrough and they don't feel like playing it now etc etc#yeah man guess what it feels like watching him actually die guess what soured the whole experience for me#and the thing is they knew they were being wildly unreasonable because they expressed their guilt about flying off the handle like that#but instead of idk sitting on and thinking about that for a little they just asked their followers to reassure them they did nothing wrong#and mind you at that point i had already checked out and just went on their blog to block them because holy shit fuck that#holy SHIT fuck that we are dodging bullets around here
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melody journey ep8's 荒芜之地 performance is now on spotify!!!!!
(i don't think there will be a performance for next week. what a relief, honestly! this show's filming schedule was ridiculous)
(edit: no performance for ep 10, either! alas)
ep 1, ep 2, ep 3, ep 4, ep 6, ep 7, ep 11!
#they filmed in ~four-episode blocks and i think he's performed the most on this show#that's so much freaking work jesus christ#on top of everything else he had going on at the time!#anyway. in other news， this was not accredited to the melody journey account and ep 6-7 have also been removed#(not from spotify! just from the md profile)#(and liu yuning's ep7 stages have weiiird accreditation man what are you people doing#(originally they both linked to a new profile for him instead of the verified one. now one of them links to the verified acc and one#is still accrediting the new acc?)#this is just me having fun observing the uploads HAHAHAH#also. thhhhis performance#oh. ohhhhhhhhhhhhghhh.#however obnoxious i have been about the other stages uh. i have been Worse about this one#JESUS CHRIST#WHAT THE HELL#(have to say. banger of an outfit. favourite outfit of the show. made the stage very distracting)#AND THE ROCK STYLE IS EEVVVVVVVERYTHING I WANTED TO HEAR#like when i saw the preview THIS was exactly what i was hoping for#aofnwjhdnw it's!!!! it's so good!!!!!! and that chorus was so powerful#stuck in my head throughout my last exams this week#the punch...#cjajndjwjdjqjxnwnxnajndjwudonfksjxjwjnfjs#chryso.txt#zhou shen#周深#音乐缘计划#melody journey#Spotify
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he's so special to me actually.
#myevilposts#hammer#frankenstein#the revenge of frankenstein#< that's me :^)#men will literally make a creature and try to be immortal instead of going to grief counseling.#(well of course i know him. he's me.)#wait have i told ya'll about how i gaslight gatekept girlboss'd my way through counseling bc the counselor#had family connections to me and i didn't have full patient confidentiality 😭😭😭#back then i decided to make it all about grieving my great grandmother. which wasn't a lie per se but#was basically a way to divert from my more major problems (debilitating social anxiety that was preventing me from#talking about having social anxiety.)#we would literally spend long blocks of time sitting in silence because i would just. not be able to physically bring myself to answer#the questions 😭 but it was a good exercise in introspection ig. it inspired me to further psychoanalyze myself.#so it wasn't a total waste of time 👍 i fucking guess!#fundamental me lore tag#loveee reposting my profile pic like hi girl !#like um who invited handsome to the party???
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I don't have an insta 😔
I do have to respect that honestly.
#instagram is one of the worse social media apps i use it only to post my own photography and scroll on my fyp which is well curated somehow#btw if you’re trying to date dont communicate on instagram#exchange numbers. keep that boundary and keep it sacred#dont let whoever ur trying to date see your social media presence#even worse if their dms are on silent who tf are you and whose dms are you trying to avoid?surely not mine#how are you going to set up a date with me when your insta DMs are on silent. you havent responded to me and its been 6 hours the day of!!!#how is it 3 pm and its your day off and we were supposed to have a date but youre acting like youre beyoncé omg text me the fuck back#plus you haven’t texted me two whole days#and im mad about it cause that’s a very attractive long haired peruvian man i mean wow! fuck this#had to block cause even if there wasn’t any commitment im not letting myself be disrespected the fuck#anyway if a man asks for your Snapchat specifically he is a serial killer and he will murder you OR he is twenty years old or younger#if a man asks for your TikTok he thinks youre in high school. we all are too classy for TikTok#TikTok is the temu of apps just trashy altogether. you open and there’s aliexpress-reminiscent ads…ew…I’ve only posted a few times#but every time i open the app i feel like I’ll catch lice it just feels unclean#we talk about twitter and how ass it is to use which is fair but tiktok is worse i mean…UI nightmare#a man that uses TikTok is off the deep end you can’t save him#he’s frying up his attention span. meaning he wont be able to focus on you as he should because you are a queen#instead he’ll think about skibidi toilet or some shit does anyone know what that is?i dont#imagine kissing a man having no idea he has that fucking ‘oh no oh no oh nonono’ audio stuck in his head#a man should read a book and even then that should be fucking controlled#im reading Freud right now and its torture. tbf it does happen to be sexuality theories#girl its fucking gross#academia is cooked cause in what world do i get creds for reading the most wack books in the history of ever?#I’ve read 11 books and half of them were boring#this Freud included and its repulsive to read and not even true.#why is it 2024 and im still being taught untrue info just cause old man from old times wrote it#i could clear freud. he literally was a cokehead#in the end he’s a man like the rest of them and if you show him TikTok his brain cells will be cooked#so who won?
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this is very cute though, so one victory for corydalis today.
#bg3#thoughts about media#I think star only has two possible kisses. which I am more than fine with.#in truth I had little problem with his original kiss...except perhaps the strange camera angle.#(you know. the very first one he had on release where your tav blocked out half the damn screen lol)#the chaste kisses with him were very cute. it was like he was trying to do love in a way he'd never gotten to before.#that's not to say I hate the new one they added...I'm all for letting two old men kiss with tongue.#and boy do they just keeeeep going LOL#but I do wish they kept a version of his first kiss instead. and added a better camera angle & the face touching to it.#since they meant to overhaul kisses and give everyone multiple possibilities anyway.#I just think that it was more fitting given star's past & the type of lover he seems to desire.
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All of France have been protesting the most recent laws Macron has been pushing and today i'm seeing a fucking tweet from "Youth with Macron" about how Macron now set up a "Free condoms in pharmacy for people under 25" campaign, which has for slogan, and i kid you not, "Make love, not protest :)" i'm going to yell i'm going to yell i'M GOING TO YELL MACRON YOUR PEOPLE WANT TO KILL YOU MACRON THEY'RE SINGING ABOUT BEHEADING YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
#MAKE LOVE NOT PROTEST??? MAKE LOVE NOT PROTEST?????????????????#it's a wordplay bc 'Make Love Not War' is said 'faite l'amour pas la guerre'#and war (guerre) and the specific type of protest where you skip work to go in the street and block things#is called a grève so it sounds similar#BUT HOW DO YOU DO A CAMPAIGN ABOUT 'DONT PROTEST GO FUCK INSTEAD'#DURING 'EVERYONE IS GETTING MURDEROUS ABOUT YOU' PROTEST#IM LOSING MY MIND IM LOSING MY MIND IM-#sorry being french on main again but 1) troubled times currently#2) with my En!Twt dead i spend more time on my Fr!Twt that i use to keep up with the news anyway#please im going tO CRY 'MAKE LOVE NOT PROTEST'?????????????????????????????#ichatalks#yknow how ppl keep saying Marie Antoinette's last words were 'let them have cake'#over the revolutionary crowd that was starving#and that it's historically false (she never said that and her last words were 'oh i'm sorry' bc she walked on the foot of her executioner)#well 'make love not protest' is probably much more accurate to the feeling 'let them have cake' is supposed to give#ie: the tonal dissonance of completely missing out how much your people want you dead#except that out of the two this is the one that is historically accurate#losing my MIND#also yes idk how much macron had a say in this slogan at all#and how much is just the org supporting him#buT YOU CAN SEE WHY IM ?????????
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When you uhhhhhhhhhh
#I don’t even know what heimer is even supposed to be doing here#scratching the back of his beard?#I was gonna use this as an excuse to color block but instead of like#establishing flat colors first I was like: “I’m going to complete Kled’s head with detail first#???????????#kinda just threw things at him until it looked good#surprisingly had an easier time coloring Kled this time bc I was a lot more focused on doing it ‘properly’ when it came to heim#when it’s usually the reverse and something#what was I supposed to talk about here?#idk#Kled#heimerdinger#kledinger#my art stuff
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sometimes I’m like “oh my parents are getting older and my grandmothers are both almost 90 and I miss my brother and like maybe it’s time I move back East”
And then I get phone calls like I got today which make me feel like there still isn’t enough distance being 2000+ miles away 😹
#todays culprit is my brother#I love him to death and he is my favorite person on this planet and he also is chronically online and never leaves the house#which mostly I’ve been tiptoeing around but today I just had such little empathy about his situation#and I feel bad but it’s like when I’m this emotionally and spiritually tired#it’s like I’m sorry your girlfriend sent a nude to the group chat and you decided to block her instead of talk to her about it maybe also#just log off and go outside!!!#personal
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au where red hood breaks into titans tower with a tire iron to steal the tires from all of tim's motorcycles
Once a tire thief, always a tire thief.
#tim definitely had a motorcycle (+ and backups) by that point#unless my timeline's messed up#anyway i just it's neat#imagine anytime tim takes a motorcycle anywhere; he comes back to it and there's a good chance the tires are just. gone.#not every time; but any time.#could be other motorcycles nearby; doesn't matter. just his have the tires missing.#no one believes Tim that it's Jason bc? he's dead?? obviously??? you feeling okay baby bird?#Jason never went back to Gotham#he decided the best revenge was getting an English degree and fucking with Tim is his stress relief when he has writer's block#Damian thinks he deserves it; if he can't even prove what's happening#or maybe everything went the same as canon right up until the break-in#and the only difference is Jason took a tire iron with him instead of a crowbar#and he's passing through the garage on his way to beat up tim#wearing that robin costume and holding a tire iron. and something catches his eye—a motorcycle. replacement's motorcycle. hm..#...well he can't just *not*; y'know?#anyway that's how tim catches up on sleep while the rest of the titans are busy and has a really weird morning when he needs to go somewher#maybe i'll write one of these versions eventually#always a tire thief AU#tim drake#jason todd#writing prompt
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Istanbul 🇹🇷 🌙
#got this from my boss as he has what’s app#I am lame and refuse to download it#idk why but I just prefer that if you can’t message me on IG then it must not be meant to be#I have two female chinese friends on IG and they only post / check every couple of months since their VPN is highly restricted 🚫#I knew once he left America IG would become silence I’m just so glad he sent these to my boss to show me:) since he was so happy to visit#his video games in real life#he wanted to go to LA too because of GTA5 showing him ‘the best sunset is from the west coast’ I told him the best sunsets are on an island#you get both sunset and sunrise bitch and no mountains to block it#I think I made him not want to go to LA tbh and instead visit Istanbul#smart guy#gonna make this 3 parts since he had like 9 photos 😿#he was able to go to apparently a bazaar that would usually be off limits to ‘Americans’ or something so they said they were German#but also you’re literally Chinese why would you be afraid of them thinking you are American since you know English ???#ii#Istanbul#assassin's creed#bad qualtyyyyy#iiiii
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I’m playing cult of the lamb for the first time and the fact that I can only make one maid dress has me actually FUMING seething and sobbing I just beat the credits boss (I think I’ve played over 24 hours in less than 36…) and got them as a follower and the fact that I can’t make him and the other bosses walk around in maid dresses is fucking TEARING ME APARTTTTT
#ven.txt#also the fact that lamb is basically officially a god now makes this really funny because it’s like#yes my favorite godly activities: watering plants while my followers are asleep and searching for someone’s friend they lost in the woods#moving baby poop from the nursery to the farm. btw I have come face to face#with the oldest gods in existence and all of them fell before my blade. yeah I guess I can make you a genteel shirt tho#also the fight was really funny because i was waiting until my cat decided she didn’t want to bother me anymore to go do the fight#but she started like pawing at me around two hours before her breakfast time so I was waiting a fucking WHILE#which means my disciples just kept getting me more and more buffs#so when I finally went in I had blue hearts going into a second row#and got a blunderbust for a weapon.#and he through the whole fight he was never able to eat through all my shields#which gives the context of. thousands of years old god who’s been waiting and biding his time for a millennia#is challenged by his lamb vessel who started this lucky less than even a third of a year ago (110 daysish)(I played slow ok)#he balks at them obviously and prepares to strike them down#only for them to outmaneuver him at every single turn#blocking entirely the few attacks he does manage to connect without even a shrug#and they beat him with no collateral damage and not even a scrape in the span of like a few minutes#after he planned for this for a THOUSAND years#and then they don’t even grant him the mercy of killing him and instead recruit him and make him live like the rest of their followers#SO YOU SEE WHY NOT BEING ABLE TO PUT HIM IN A MAID DRESS IS SO DEVASTATING
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This chase was fun. I don't know how I lived that long but xD; The chase music is great too.
#dead by daylight#dbd#deadbydaylight#Survivor#Survivor Match#I said “That window's blocked you can't vault that bro >>”#My sister thought I was serious xD;#I feel like that was luck on my part...#I felt happy because I didn't go down in 5 seconds#Like the second chase I had <_<;#I'm just fucking clumsy#Even in games...#I also should have used Reassurance on the other Alucard#Unhooking him was dumb of me#I'm glad I got hooked instead though
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