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the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.
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Honestly really embarrassing for you guys. You need to sort this stuff out with each other
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Honestly really embarrassing for you guys. You need to sort this stuff out with each other
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Who would you trust to hold your drink at a party: dead or alive edition
Brendan Fraiser
Rasputin
Sidney Crosby
Steve Irwin
Barack Obama
Jerma
Freddie Mercury
Julius Caesar
Wilmer Valderrama
Gene Wilder
Wayne Gretzky
Bob Saget
(Btw blog owner if this turns out to be too many options for a poll, I’ll allow our buddy Julius Caesar to be removed, as well as Rasputin and/or Wayne Gretzky. If that’s still too many options after that, removal is up to you. All the peace and love in the world to you apolladay blog owner, ily)
#okay so my initial vote was Jerma because i was operating on the assumption this was referring to like. spiking drinks specifically.#but then I thought about it and realized this didn't actually like. specify why i would distrust someone holding my drink#and on further thought there is a not insignificant chance that jerma would put it down somewhere and forget#and then I'd get back and be like where's my drink. and we'd be like oh shit it was put on that table and there's like 5 other drinks there#and you'd just have to get another drink because you don't want to accidentally take someone elses drink.#but on even further thought I'm not sure who else on this list i would trust to hold a drink while also not losing it.#maybe Obama?? i mean he did commit war crimes but otherwise I think he could be trusted to hold a drink and not tamper with or lose it#i feel like I don't know enough about the other people to make a judgement on their character in this scenario.#i mean. not that i know Obama that well either i guess. or Jerma for that manner.#Freddie Mercury is a good guy from my understanding but he's also a bit of a party guy so I'm not 100% confident in his ability.#uhhhh idk I'm still thinking Jerma is the best bet.#the real answer is that in this scenario i would just chug the rest of my drink so I don't have to hand it to anyone. but that's cheating.
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This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious
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Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"
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”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?
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I respect an "I can fix him" villainfucker 50x more than a "he didn't do anything wrong, he's just misunderstood!" villainfucker. like yeah they both get the cute domestic happily ever after, but man the first guy has depth they have nuance and most importantly they are actually aware they're a villainfucker
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daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'
Groove-Billed Ani
Hoatzin
Pheasant Coucal
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Do I have to do everything myself around here?
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