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femmemortes · 1 year ago

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I’m going through hell right now.

I’ve come down with some fuckass shit illness that I think I might have contracted at a Christmas party I went to because that’s the only explanation I can think of. Entire body feels bad, wasn’t able to go to the punk show I wanted to go to tonight despite having waited like three months for it. My throat is so dry it hurts to fucking swallow, it just has random ambient pain too? Nose blocked so badly it feels like my skull and sinuses are stuffed with wet cottonballs drenched in boiling water.

I’m meant to be working tomorrow. Bitch, I can’t even sleep.

I’m going to find whoever went to that goddamn party with that fucking illness and roast them on a spit.

#femmemortes things #help me pls #I’ve drank so much water #had so much tea and coffee #had soup #cough sweets whatever the fuck #nothing has worked #im so ….#tired

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icewindandboringhorror · 5 months ago

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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

#polls #tumblr polls #I'm mostly in the 0/1 - 25$ category. Maybe the rare month is a bit over $25 if there's something specific going on like birthday.#Which I'm NEVER eating in an actual restaurant (erm... covid... plus I just hate restaurant environments. i would rather pickup #the food and bring it home to a peaceful quiet environment that I control lol). But more typically like stopping by a grocery store deli #section or something. I don't have coffee that much. And I can't eat fast food much due to my health issues/diet restriction stuff #so if I'm out like coming back from an appointment and I start feeling really sick and weak. I know that a hamburger will just #blow up my system and cause nausea or something. So I try to pick the breadiest most #neutral looking turkey sandwich at the safeway deli to eat during the hour ride home or whatever lol #I actually kind of wish I could do stuff like get food more often vecause it would take the burden of cooking everything off of me #but.. alas... Money... and Health Things... T o T #I still wouldn't do it ALL the time but like... once a week instead of once a month or something.. or maybe turning into a coffee #person.. I do love drinks A LOT .. i am a drink person who will have 5 different drinks sipping on at all times #But i just have to make them all myself mostly lol #And I cant really have too much coffee since it will make me sick. so like.. teas and juice mostly #When I inevitably become a millionaire by never using social media never networking and only finishing one #sculpture every 5 months which I dont even post about or sell - then I shall... get more drinks..#I will somehow wean my body onto coffee and drink one a day solely for the ritual of it #Though even then... I would still probably just like.. buy the mateirals to make it at home or something #Like if you had a million dollars you could just buy a kitchen grade ice cream machine and other stuff to make your own milkshakes and #coffees and smoothies and bubble teas. Genuinely I think even if I were a BILLIONAIRE I would still look at playing likr $8 for a single #coffee and go .. uh.... I could just buy the equipment to make this and then save that money. PLUS. its in my house now so no need to #have to leave. I can make my own drinks in the comfort of home. .. ideal..#Like no matter how rich I ever got I would still have the lingering scroogey stinginess. like i am NOT paying for that. I will jus #make it myself. Especially if it was an Everyday thing. Anythign thats part of my routine I try to optimize and make as efficient as #possible... ANYWAY.. In an IDEAL world I would get treats. but probably not that much. as on a daily basis it would start to get #to me and I would just save up to buy kitchen machinery if I was rich lol

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pyrepostings · 11 months ago

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whumpee who's only given soft water to drink/bathe with.

#pyreprompts #Sourced from a very unfortunate hotel experience #I understand soft water in the shower because the glass door #But the sink too? Sir I just had several drinks at your bar I am thorsty for something that doesn't taste like soap #Too tired to go see if there's a water fountain around the corner #In too much period cramps to fall asleep #Def dehydrated #Don't know if soft water is like actually bad for you or just tastes like shit #Eyes too adjusted to darkness to want to get on my phone to find out #Bad time #Could be solved if water was palatable #Give that option to your chained in the basement whumpee #I say bathe as well because low pressure hotel shower plus soft water equals Bad Sensory Time #How are you supposed to feel clean???#Whump prompt #whump prompts #whump scenario #whumpee #whump #whump ideas #whumper #Also also can't get over the keurig in the room #Are they expecting guests to put salty soapy water in the machine to make their tea or coffee?? Huh???#Anyway my point is make your whumpee drink vile tasting water it's so effective

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crossbackpoke-check · 4 months ago

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Looks like that video is about a month & a half after The Trade and trevors broken ankle 😣

re: this video… anon 😭 i had suspicions but it is so much worse to have them confirmed that really was like. trevor’s first Public Appearance without jamie AND post-broken ankle which is traumatic in and of itself no wonder every beat reporter was like ‘oh yeah trevor’s just devastated’

wouldn’t you be miserable too if your best friend just got traded and your body betrayed you and what if it was maybe all your fault!!!

#bestie thank you so much for fact-checking me 🙏🙏🥰🥰 i love when y’all come in my inbox & answer the questions i yell into the void of my tag #we are Suffering about trevor TOGETHER in this house. if i scrolled all the way to the bottom of my drafts i think i could find even more #heartbreaking content from before The Trade but we don’t need to suffer that much otherwise the penguin cup of tea is really irish coffee #confirms ALL of my theories about miserable trevor leaning into mason for comfort because in some universes that’s THEIR boyfriend who left #liv in the replies #trevor zegras #mason mctavish #need to go lay on the floor about this one folks. do you think trevor said he would only do it if mason came if he could sit next to mason #right at the end where people were rushing out not stopping to talk tired by the end of the line and not even thinking just to guarantee he #wouldn’t get asked anything because he still has a hard time believing it’s real he keeps thinking jamie’ll be there especially w/his ankle #i’m sure he doesn’t have a great time with stairs so he probably will nap on the couch sometimes and that moment right when he first wakes #up to the bang of the door and he doesn’t quite know he’s awake yet and he thinks it’s jamie coming in? heartbreaker right there bud. sorry #ALSO because I can’t say it and leave it alone I almost put that last bit strictly in the tags but like. there’s gotta be some part of #trevor that knows it’s nothing to do with him but still naïvely believes that if he’d maybe been there if he hadn’t been injured things #could have worked out differently if he’d been there and it’s his fault his ankle broke and do you remember all the interviews jamie gave #about how you never think you’ll be traded and how strange it is to be moving and now i need you to take that naïveté times 1000 for trevor #who of course he never even pictures jamie leaving they were building the core together!!! why would they ever get rid of him!! and if only #trevor had been there to show how important jamie was. what would he have done? literally nothing but that does not stop the emotional guil #from enveloping trevor like a rain cloud and making him sit in mason’s apartment with ice cream bowl in hand. holistic treatment l

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darknesspervades · 3 months ago

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soya milk as a base for coffee-related drinks should be illegal.

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just-slightly-chayotic · 2 years ago

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i had things to do today. but since it's jeff day i've decided that i no longer have any responsibilities in life aside from going absolutely batshit insane about him. like a normal person.

#i may have had too much coffee today so i am quite literally vibrating out of my skin #my brother: you good?#me swivelling my head around like an owl to face him with a crazed expression on my face: it's jeff day #brother: oh jesus. i'll just leave you alone then #jeff satur #tea's ramblings

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sylvctica · 1 year ago

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They are sitting and stewing!!! You dare insult coffee in their house? Pftooey!

( Ignore them, they're being a dramatic bitch. )

#[ its kinda funny bc persia had coffee as their primary drink ]#[ tho tea overtook coffee much later (like wholeass 19th century) ]#[ so they're prideful over their coffees ]#SYLVIE // COMMENTARY.

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tardis--dreams · 9 months ago

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Some of those doctors make hating oat milk their entire personality. I hate them. Cannot pretend to find them funny or like i give a shit. Fucking pretentious assholes

#also my colleague (the girl i had my shift with) is the exact opposite of me in all aspects. asked me if I'd ever worked in customer service #because i couldn't care less about being fake friendly to assholes and don't care if they like the service or not #like bitch those people don't have any other choice but drink our fucking coffee it's not like I'm competing with anyone #or like they pay us in any way. i get paid for doing the dumb work i have to do not for stroking some dumb ass doctors' egos #they come out of their rooms once an hour to get coffee and we have the cups on the table and i wouldn't even Think of #HANDING them the cups and smiling sweetly at them and asking 'coffee? tea?? :))'#I'll just assume these grown adults will get their stupid coffee or tea when they want some. it's not like they don't know where it is #(and i AM friendly and smile when someone is coming in our direction but why the fuck do you need to get so disgustingly friendly with them #if someone held up a cup asking if i.want some coffee I'd leave immediately even if i came just for coffee. it's creepy)#anyway. she's nice. I'm not.#there's normal people who will get their coffee and maybe ask if the milk in the little jug is cow milk to which I'll happily reply 'yes #:)'. then there's the other people who see the oat milk and make it clear they are the most insufferable people on the planet #(and i pity their patients so much. not much to choose from i guess but if i had that as a doctor I'd happily just die)#like everyone who took oatmilk could do it without making a fuss about the cow milk on the table. the cow milk lovers could never #'the oat milk is in front of the actual milk. this is unacceptable. i hate such healthy bullshit' lol okay #'OAT milk?? I'll leave this to the horses! THANK GOD you have actual milk!'#my favorite was the one who really took personal offense with its sheer presence. as if it had killed half of his patients lmao #'we had 50 patients with xyz problem. ALL of them drink oat milk. they cannot see the connection. it's really unhealthy'#at this point i just said i didn't care and stopped paying attention and he started complaining to his doctor colleague about how #oat milk is advertised to be healthy and how it's actually the opposite and i just find that very funny compared to the first comment #from that one guy who doesn't like such healthy bullshit. you guys need to find a consensus on the oatmilk issue i think. no one takes you #seriously if you contradict yourself like this. also i couldn't care less about the healthiness of the milk alternative of my choice. bitch.#next week I'll end up killing someone. i hope they all die from their cow milk. (but not the ones who took cow milk and didn't say anything #about the oat milk. they can continue living as they didn't annoy me)#void screams #some of these doctors were actually quite nice (most of them even). one even brought an applicant to us telling her to get some coffee #(which we are not allowed to give to applicants. but i don't care. I'd rather they get something than some of the asshole jury members #who hate oat milk (which is not the issue. the issue is them making it everybody else's issue that they don't like oat milk))

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supercantaloupe · 1 year ago

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my brain is very gone. i cannot read questions but i wanna participate. what’s your fav kind of tea? how do you take your tea?

ooh i love a lot of types of tea so i could never pick a single favorite. i'd say for a single (though often large) cup of hot tea my preference is usually for something strong and fruity. i like herbal blends with hibiscus, peaflower, rosehip etc and/or dried fruit pieces, although this year i've really been enjoying a couple of fruity white or green tea/herbal blends. i love these hot and either unsweetened or with just a drop of honey. this is also usually what i take in my thermal mug to campus bc it doesn't easily suffer from overbrewing so i can brew it in the morning at 9am and have a still-hot cup of tea to drink in rehearsal at 6pm. although occasionally i'll take something black to drink as a single cup; my preference is usually for something strong and spiced, with a bit of cream and lightly sweetened. but if i'm sitting down for an hour or two and enjoying a whole pot of tea, i'm usually drinking either one of the fruit/tea blends or i'm drinking an oolong, no sweetener. i have this WONDERFUL oolong in my cabinet right now from a regional teashop i love that's scented with grape and blackberry and it's got the most well rounded, juicy body to it -- if i had to pick a single favorite it might be that but it's expensive and small batch so i try to save it for when i can really sit down and enjoy it.

as for iced teas: love a cold fruity or hibiscus tea, barely sweet; black tea, strong and lightly sweet, especially with milk (a la boba shop milk tea or chai latte); LOVE an arnold palmer (half unsweet tea/half lemonade); and whatever the hell they put in diet snapple, i could go through cases of that shit all by myself in no time flat.

basically the only teas i don't really like are anything minty, chamomile, and plain green teas and matcha. although i'm recently becoming a convert to the joys of jasmine tea. besides it just tasting good what i love about tea is that there's just So Much out there that there's always something new to try and fall in love with

#sasha answers #masculinepeacock #ty hollis!!!#sorry this is probably. longer than you expected haha #i simply love tea. if i had to get a retail job of some kind i think i would be very at home in a tea store #they're so cute and quaint. and the ladies who work in them are so friendly.#i think abt tea the way Wine People treat wine and Coffee People treat coffee #i mean i'm not like being extremely precise about brew times and water temperatures and brewing setups/methods or anyhting #i don't really have the time for that (though there's a chinese teahouse in the city i've been meaning to visit. mmm!)#nevertheless i love thinking about the tasting notes and fragrances and all those other kinds of nuances that get clowned on for being #pretentious or something. idk. i just think it's fun and tasty :)#i wish tea culture was bigger here in the same way that coffee culture and alcohol culture are so i could indulge in this kind of #public nerdery more often but alas!#i think tea culture like that is much more of a thing in east asia. ah well #i will always remember fondly the tea tasting we did at the little shop in the chinese village in thailand #and deeply regret not buying any to take home with me...

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juliamccartney · 1 year ago

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i know it's technically self-medicating and that's not ideal but like. caffeine genuinely helps a lot

#watch me drink insane amounts of tea in addition to my morning double espresso #sorry i know it's quite serious #there's a reason why i've always been doing best in the morning and had issues functioning later in the day #i notice that on days when i'm approaching a deadline i will drink so much tea that i actually get mild withdrawal symptoms once i stop #and i didn't have that before i started drinking coffee and caffeine-containing tea #so my assumption is that caffeine withdrawal is the reason i feel dizzy and irritable and have a headache after finishing a paper #it's not just exhaustion #neurodivergent #neurodetergent #adhd #(<- i'm pretty sure at this point)#uff

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icewindandboringhorror · 8 months ago

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What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks #then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard #I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing #to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or #honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal #(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of #'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the #texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso #OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety #augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro #and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of #different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more #when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh #but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions #so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion #on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread #doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and #bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.

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sailforvalinor · 1 year ago

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Oh in other news I think I got a passable grade in Date(?), something that is normal to want and possible to achieve

#I was up until 5 am last night I was so anxious about this I’VE HAD A TUMMY ACHE FOR FOUR DAYS #still don’t know if it was a date but I think I’m okay with that #he got a flat tire on the way there and was late but that was fine #we got coffee (in my case tea) and just talked movies and video games and other nerdy stuff for an hour and a half #wow can that boy TALK. 😂😂😂#but I of course started panicking on the way home that I’m not sure if I actually like him or if I’m just excited that I found someone of #the male species that is easy to talk to other than my dad and brothers #(or worse that I want a boyfriend for the sake of having a boyfriend 💀)#my parents are telling me not to worry so much and that I don’t need to know right now it’s too soon but like. hfjfhdhshshs #if nothing else it was a low-pressure first date and I didn’t die #oh also while I was talking to him this lovely older gentleman was standing in line just behind his chair and he gave him bunny ears and #grinned at me. delightful #I’d like to think maybe that was God telling me not to take this so seriously but I don’t like to read signs into things

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akkivee · 2 years ago

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you know what i think is kinda neat lol??? the way kuukou has a preference for green tea, jyushi only drinks black tea and hitoya is a coffee connoisseur lmao

#vee queued to fill the void #this is brought to you by my intense desire to drink earl grey tea and chai I MISS!!!!! EARL GREY AND CHAI #i stopped drinking black teas due to a health issue and tho i’m cool to drink them again i’ve been hesitant to do so #*crying* but i miss my black teas so much 😭😭😭😭😭 the flavours the caffeine high i’m sorry it’s my drug #and you know who would UNDERSTAND me??????????? jyushi would get me he always does!!!!!!!!!#and then i recalled kuukou’s taste for green tea and hitoya’s for coffee and thus this post happened lmao #lol y’all know how samatoki➡️ichiro from the tdd soul swap drank some coffee and then he couldn’t go to sleep because of the caffeine high?#(samatoki juto hitoya coffee date event WHEN arb pls feed my crops)#kuukou would probably be a menace times 💯 if he had hitoya’s coffee lol can you imagine caffeinated kuukou lmao #like how wild hirono kuukou gets is probably caffeinated kuukou LOL #i had jitters the first time i drank coffee lol and tho i never experienced a caffeine crash #i can see kuukou being a generally annoying fck and sprawling himself over jyushi and hitoya just to be a nuisance #but winds up passing out IMMEDIATELY lmao #i’m sure he wouldn’t wake up with a caffeine withdrawal headache lol #but i bet he wouldn’t appreciate feeling like he’s on 1000 for hours like that lol #c: kuukou👑#c: jyushi #c: hitoya

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gentlethorns · 1 year ago

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i have always been and will always be utterly fucking insane. help

#she bork #tbd #i am so so so so anxious and idk why!!!!! we found a house just need to get two of our roommates subleased from their apartments so it's not #the house hunt and i've stopped worrying about grad school as well since there's no use worrying about all the ifs and pros and cons when #idek if i'll get accepted in the first place so i don't think it's that either. idk i'm just like off the chain like i was putting up ad at #work literally thee MOST low-pressure activity imaginable and i was like about to have a panic attack like why!!!!!! i've had like three #cups of green tea which is caffeinated but not heavily so like probably the equivalent of two cups of coffee so it shouldn't be affecting me #like this. work is also stressful rn bc we keep rolling freight due to call ins so maybe that? i have no idea i just know i want to throw up #lmfao. idk maybe i'm not getting enough vitamin d bc i'm already deficient and daylight savings time has reeeeaaally cut down on my sun #exposure not to mention the weather has been super cloudy so maybe it's that. or maybe the idea of so much change at once is scaring me even #though it seems like it's all gonna work out and ik that it will bc it always does but change is just scary. so maybe that. regardless i #wish i would just fucking calm down i'm miserable

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jrueships · 2 years ago

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i have actually never seen hello kitty BUT!!! i did play some Nintendo ds game of hello kitty where this stupid fuck kept challenging me to a race and i dusted his bitchass everytime until i hit a tree. i think it was a deer or something

#I DONT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THESE LITTLE THINGS ARE !!!#except for hello kitty #but i heard that one u gave me is very iconic so ty #i am Addicted to watching people drink boba #i have never had coffee or boba and dont plan to since i already struggle with drinking too much pop #BUT I HAVE BEEN AMENDING THAT WITH THE DRAIN GANG OF WATER #so i dont need any more distractions #BUT!!! there is just something about pretty drinks that i love staring at #whenever im bored i just look up boba on tiktok #OR MATCHA #dont say tea after that or 3 will kill you #OOO AND THE PURPLE ONE I LOVE THE PASTEL OF THE PURPLE ONE #i just love pastel colors #i think the bobas look so shiny and cute!!! i love the roundness! the smoothness!!#getting number 1 pleasantly surprises me but also kinda not??? idk #like idk why im so pleasantly surprised like i can SEE IT #i pose just like her after commenting the most unasked for demand of a man at 3am #it's true it's real #i do that!!#ted tumbunity things

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lupismaris · 2 years ago

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I will say there is a gift in being so enamored with the simplest meals. Egg yolks have 16% of the daily dose of iodine apparently so I've been denied a hot fried breakfast for the last month. I've always been one for simple farmers breakfasts but for the moment they're even more precious. God I'm a sap.

#food tw #its jamie!#bf spoiled me and got me the fancy bacon and fancy duck bacon which ive never had before #i didn't try that today since ive never used tbis stove before but ill have that tomorrow im so excited i might even soft boil the eggs #like i know i go on and on at nauseum about food and elaborate recipes but everyday poor folk food is my life and my soul always has been #a simple breakfast of bread good butter and jam is my usual with coffee or tea and if its a weekend then its a fry up #no frills no fuss thats my makes my heart settle in content #everything else is for a celebration or a holiday or for guests #eggs are very much not easy to come by right now either with how much everything costs so i hesitate to call them poor folk food but clv

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