Every time I find out that one of my childhood friends is getting married I have to sit on the edge of my bed before I go to bed for about 30-45 minutes taking psychic damage via contemplating the horrific inevitability of the passage of time and battling the feeling that I’ve been left alone playing in the sandbox on the playground
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yeah that’s totally not gonna haunt me for a while. and I totally didn’t lose my mind trying to sleep last night because of it. I wanted the god of stories but not like that man
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we broke up, but thankfully it was on good terms and there are no hard feelings
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nothing but respect for my 2nd gf, we tried our best but just weren’t compatible at the end of the day and parted very amicably
my first gf however? I hope she knows that I curse her every day and that on my deathbed I will still hate her for all eternity
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also i just wanna say. there are multiple people who have come to my dms and are publicly like. how dare you share this image. and they come to me. very nicely. asking me for the video. which is fine btw. but like. neil’s not gonna fuck you. have fun. be free.
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