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DIMENSION 20: A STARSTRUCK ODYSSEY

Your successful missions, saving a galaxy that perhaps didn't even know they were getting saved. And perhaps they still don't. Perhaps each and every malton unit, they are getting saved in impossible, countless, myriad ways that we will never know or see. But the point is this. Adventure awaits out amongst the stars.

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Signs of spring, ranked.

Preorder my new humorous birding dictionary and get an adorable button!

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Aww this is so funny lol ♡

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me buying collegehumor from IAC

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things one must draw in order to cope when one is reading the Final Problem

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I saw Marin's quilted flower jacket and instantly thought of Egwene in ep 1. Not as similar as my memory made it but I still like the callback!

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Happy birthday to Pepper! She is 6 years old today (3/17/25) ☘️✨

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The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

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Hey drink your beverages before your cat gets to it! 🧃

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Some, but not all of the aquatic tealight friendos 👀🦈

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the voice of the devil

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what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

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woe's hollow

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baron my love my life i think about this scene DAILY and HOURLY and AAAUH

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something something cats and dogs