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born to yippee forced to bring peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire

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sex is good, but have you heard Beetlejuice talking in Italian?

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have in fact been listening to tragedy by the bee gees on loop ever since bj2 dropped and i will never stop ever

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forgot I made this 2 yrs ago

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Forever bitter that Andrew Garfield didn’t at least get to finish his trilogy before we got Iron Man Jr.

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Behold, Peter Parker's real dad!

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it's a stupid superhero movie with aliens and magic powers and y'all out here arguing about the logistics of peter going to germany and CUSTOMS SJSHSHJS like i guarantee y'all will wake up one day and realize what a tremendous waste of y'all's time curating these anti blogs is especially NOW that civil war was 4 years ago and tony is dead

if they didnt want us to question how peter got into germany then why have him mention he doesn’t have a passport?

If they didn’t want us to question tony’s hypocrisy for claiming to enforce the law while literally kidnapping a child and taking him to another country to fight for him, why bring it up at all?

They could have cut straight from the scene of tony saying he’s going to get someone to the airport fight- let spider-man be a surprise, maybe age him up a little to make it less shady. 

I don’t know how to tell you this but engaging with the actual text of the movie you’re watching is how you watch movies? CACW is a very political movie!

 It’s literally about the military industrial complex and how it tries to control people’s lives, and if you actually pay attention it’s plainly obvious that tony is still a hypocrite who is using this law to avoid the blame for his own actions, while also disobeying it plainly at multiple points. 

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I'm just gonna say it. I hate Irondad so much. The fact that the mcu erased Peter's true hero and father figure, UNCLE BEN from the movies will always piss me off thr highest levels of pisstivity!!

There's so many people Peter has hero worship for before Tonky Stank. Cap, Daredevil, Johnny Storm, Bruce Banner and Reed Richards!!

Not making Steve or Bruce his father/mentor figure was so dumb. Steve and Peter have similar backstory and the most in common when it comes to being a hero and morals. Especially mcu Peter and Steve

I'm sorry but I'll never love the irondad/ ironboy Jr dynamic and I'm glad Tony is dead and Peter can finally be Peter Parker/Spiderman and not be tied to Tony all the time

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I’m not entirely sure if this is anything but the Marvel fandoms fascination with Tony Stark as a father figure to Peter Parker feels just a little too much like misogyny to me. Peter has a canonical parental figure that didn't gaslight and endanger him, but everyone just forgets about Aunt May

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YouTube keeps recommending me these videos about Tony Stark being a “father” to Peter and all the scenes of them are just Tony being awful to Peter. Like, him being dismissive of Peter and yelling at him. I’m really am convinced that these people don’t actually watch these clips and just go by their hand canons.

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so apparently feeling like something is going to go wrong is called “anxiety” and not “spider-sense”

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peter parker wouldve been team cap if he had all the facts 

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the way Alexander fell asleep by his son’s side the night before the duel.. that kills me 😔😔😔

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happy national girlfriend day

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kamukoma?? from thimble???

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this is how i post btw