#gone gordon

[freell-house]

merry Christmas, or whatever yoy celebrate this time of year! even if yoy don't! happy holidays/merry christmas/happy December/lhj

(just realized yoy can't see freeminds text. it says "HEY JACKASS!!" and Felix is responding "GORDON YOU ASSHOLE!!")

[googliplierirl]

Hey!!

Soooo.. I made a new blog for an AU I have.

So if you Happen to like Half Life, Half Life Vr But Thr AI is Self Aware, Freemans Mind, Gorgeous Freeman, PORTAL, Chells mind, I've gor it all! Or, maybe you want a roomates/found family au! Thats here too!!! So, check it out of yoy want, I'd appreciate it!!

Freell House !!

[hehether]

A scene where batboys was causing chaos on Wayne Manor, while Alfred and Bruce had enough for it :)

I'm done drawing, so now I'm just sitting here and waiting for someone to tell me the lore behind this chaos

[knifknightkorner]

Jazz's parents have gotten worse, their passion has turned into an obsession. Her parents don't even know that they are hunting their son every day. Jazz makes a tough call and rings up her uncle-in-law whom she has not had contact with in years.

Commissioner Gordon was not expecting to get a phone call at three in the morning; especially not from an estranged niece that he had seen a handful of times. The last time he seen that side of the family was before his wife had died.

Now he's driving halfway across the country with a confused daughter to meet up with the said estranged family.

[kittykatninja321]

Baby Jason is never beating the 3 apples tall allegations I fear

[batcavescolony]

Jason *dying his hair black*: you know I started dying my hair before Robin.

Dick: yeah why?

Jason: their's like five red heads in Gotham and I knew as a kid for a fact that one was Ivy and one was Riddler. Then I became Robin to find out the other was Batgirl/Barbra and finally Kate Batman's cousin who's now Batwoman-

Dick: Yeah Red Heads in Gotham are either heroes or villains

Jason: -yeah so I didn't want to draw attention to myself.

Dick: ...Jay?

Jason: what?

Dick: I don't think it worked you've been a hero, villain and now anti-hero.

Jason: ...

Dick:

Jason *slams down color brush*: FUCK

[wyrmswears]

more libber super hell au because i COULD be normal but no i wont be

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce broke his foot (again) and now someone needs to fill in as Batman. Who's donning the cowl and who's making calls to get off the planet so they don't have to do it?

Bruce: Casting calls are now live.

Duke, nervously getting onstage: Hi.

*microphone squeaks*

Duke: M-my name is Duke Thomas and I'm auditioning for the role of Batman.

Bruce: Show me what you got.

Duke: *clears his throat*

Duke, reading from a script: "Stop right there, Joker! Your days of evildoing have come to a—"

Duke: Actually, I have some notes. From a writer's standpoint, this reads less like the Dark Knight and more like a 60s sitcom.

Bruce: Next!

Selina: What better person to be Batman than the woman who has him wrapped around her finger?

Bruce: You know that's not how it works.

Selina: I've been practicing my quick change so I can be both of us in one fight. Come on, Bat. Can't bend the rules for the love of your life?

Bruce: I love you, but next!

Tim: I'm auditioning for the non-dictator Batman.

Bruce: Not taking any chances. Next!

Cassandra: *flips onstage in a series of elaborate acrobatics*

Cassandra: *beats the training dummy*

Bruce: Impressive. Now, I'll give you a scenario and you act it out as if you're Batman, okay?

Cassandra: *nods*

Bruce: A lost child walks up to you. What's the first thing you say?

Cassandra: You will make an excellent Robin.

Bruce: Yes—I mean, no. No. Next person, please.

Dick: I don't get why I have to audition. I mean, I was Batman.

Bruce: Hm, you're right. Let's give someone else a turn. Next!

Jason, in an improvised costume: I am the darkness. I am the night. I am...

Jason: *whips out guns*

*BANG BANG BANG*

Bruce: Next!

Stephanie: Can I try out?

Bruce: Sure, why not. Let's say you're negotiating a hostage situation. What do you say?

Stephanie: I'll give you Bruce Wayne's credit card if you let these people go.

Bruce: Next!

Barbara: I have programmed an advanced speaker system that will project your grunt from every gargoyle in the city.

Bruce: Grunting doesn't send people to Arkham. Next!

Damian: *walks in*

Bruce: No.

Bruce: Last one left is Kate.

Kate: Don't look at me, I'm just trying to find my keys.

Bruce, groaning: Patrol's in an hour. How am I gonna find a replacement?

Alfred: Master Bruce, perhaps I can substitute for you on the field.

Bruce: Thanks for offering, but I can't let you put yourself in danger like that.

Alfred: Then might I suggest, as Ms. Kyle said, bending one of your rules?

Bruce: Hm...

[later]

Joker: With a push of a button, I'm going to send this entire street sky high!

Clark dressed as Batman: Not if I can help it.

Joker: What is this, some sort of flying device?

Clark: Some changes were made.

Joker: Like what?

Diana, dressed as Batman: Like this.

Diana: *lassoes the Joker*

Joker: There's two of you?!?

Ollie, dressed as Batman, perched on a gargoyle: A little more than that.

Dinah, dressed as Batman: And we have some new tricks up our sleeve. Like this.

Dinah: *screams*

Arthur, dressed as Batman, bursting from the sewer: And this.

Arthur: *catches Joker in a whirlpool*

Hal, dressed as Batman, pointing his ring: And this.

Hal: *traps Joker in a ball*

J'onn, dressed as Batman: May I?

Zatanna, dressed as Batman: I want in too.

Hal: Okay, all of us on the count of three.

Everyone: *bounces Joker back to Arkham*

Barry, dressed as Batman: *runs in late*

Barry: Aw man, I missed it!

[the-bassinatorr]

the after work pookies!!! ( this took me longer than it shouldve)

[cherubbies]

i wish you roses while you can still smell them 🌹

[freell-house]

Hello!!! And welcome to my Freeverse/Chellverse roomates/found family AU!! I know, lots of words. But!! I!! Shortened it to Freell House!! No, it isn't a ship name. They all see eachother as family. Anyways!! Let's! Get to the introductions!!;

The characters ill be drawing for are; Gordon Freemind, Gorgeous Freeman, Gordon Martini, Gordon Freeman, Cicero Fryman, Chell, and Michelle. All different series, surrounding the same main protags!! (Mostly.) If you're here, i assume you've watched most, if not all, of their series!! So!! Here are mt designs for them all;

Their height differences (w/Michelle standing to get her full height, bc idk how to calculate sitting height) [FREEMINDS IS WRITTEN WRONG HERE, OLD HEIGHT SHEET.]:

But!! Yes!!

Feel free to ask things, suggest, or anything else!!!

Yoy may ask; 'how can I tell them apart?', well!!

They have assigned colors and names!!

Gorgeous: Pink

Freemind: Red

Martini: Green

Gordon: orange

Chell: dark blue (purple on tumblr cause they don't have dark blue)

Michelle: cyan

Cicero: white/default color (cause they don't have yellow)

They all have their own tags!! That way I don't flood their normal tags.

[Frell House, Martini Dad, Freeminded Chaos, merry Michelle, Gone Gordon, Gorgeous Sass, Chill Chell, Civil Cicero]

On this account, ill most likely just post art, and headcannons since I don't think I'll get many asks- so!! Look out for those!

(And if yoy like this, maybe check out my main acc? Don't gotta, but would be appreciated!!)

[panicky-pansexual]

Hi I’m alive have some memes

[we-cool-beans]

“DODGE AND WEAVE GORDON!!!”

[bananthony-not-michael]

Idk if it's just me, but I always go crazy if there's a The Princess Bride reference in any chainshipping fic I read. Fucking feral.

[halflifebutawesome]

you used to be such a baby.

[bruhstation]

Will we ever see any designes or concept art for Spencer's siblings? Besides his younger brother mallard?

How many siblings does Spencer have?

What do you think Spencer looked like when he was younger?

spencer has 8 siblings, with him being the third oldest. in order from oldest to youngest is nigel (named after the gresleys’ very distant relative), golden shuttle, spencer, mallard, bittern, gadwall, osprey, dominion of canada, and peregrine. most of these aren’t their real names in casa tidmouth but I put them here anyways so you know which lner a4 they’re “based off”

at the moment, I don’t have sketches of them because I need to think about their designs (dominion of canada looks oddly similar to mallard, and I need to give at least one of them a full beard AND HAVE ANOTHER NATURAL BLONDIE), but I do have a plan to show them alongside gordon’s late siblings and their updated designs.

speaking of younger spencer though, I managed to finish this mini lineup of the three most recurring gresleys in their smallest states.

younger spencer enjoyed pulling younger gordon into his stupid ideas like climbing trees or stealing a flower pot from the neighbor’s yard because he’s easily convinced and spencer promised to give gordon 50 pounds if he does it. in reality spencer just wanted to see gordon get grounded for once. spencer would also try to pin the blame on gordon when they get caught but nobody would believe him. then he’ll get a flick to the forehead by younger scott. such is the suite life of the gresleys when things were more peaceful