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Barney: eeyikes! all my friends are dead and/or missing and thats making me feel a little "blue." hope i can "shift" it later by sharing a beer with my buddy ol' pal Gordon Freeman!

The Opposing Horse:

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do u guys think headcrabs knead like cats…….

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come home king i miss you

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The thing about gordon is that like everyone tends 2 write him being kind of shy and demure and awkward and like. Not really enjoying his job but like. this motherfucker WANTED to work at Black Mesa. Like he was so excited about it. didnt he canonically take the job because he was bored .

He RACED Barney in the VENTILATION often enough that they told Alyx about it . He quote unquote “drank soda and ran around fhe office, sidestepping frequently”.

i think everyone tends to think all the other scientists hate him because hes new and young and kind of a prodigy but no they all hate him because hes like sprinting around and causing problems. shes in black mesa on shift like [signed] Im Gordon Freeman welcome to jackass and then he vaults over the elevator shaft

hes like a little freak even before the rescas hes drawing little doodles on sticky notes and blowing peoples food up in the microwave. Hes blinking at everyone with his big green eyes and running around AND THEN HE MEETS BARNEY and theyre WORSE. gordon freeman comes into work with cupped hands and theres just a lizard in there and it gets loose. [signed] Bing bong fuck ya life (releasing a bird into admin)

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Please stop ✋🚨 you're the only hope to save my family🥺

Do not leave the post until you leave a trace of you by sharing , or donating, please🙏🇵🇸🍉

📍Help me and my family ❤️‍🩹

Don’t stop fighting for me🙏

Don't skip any of that.‼️

The war has become harder for me and my family, we face new difficulties and challenges every day.💔😭

Every day we face a different threat, the threat of a part of my family, a scary part. We don't have enough time. I hope that my family will be kept in a way💔‼️

Our life is in your hands‼️

Don't stop publishing my story. I hope you can every moment we go through. I hope you understand every minute we go through, don't stop, don't tire my life in your hands,, support my story and publish it everywhere from social networking sites.🙏‼️

Save our lives 💔‼️

If we unite together, we will get support and achieve my campaign goal, which is to save family members from the war and get out of Gaza. I want your help to save my family. They fully deserve your support.

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i forgot im bad at video games

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office jobs should have chemistry labs in them. just to change things up

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Most people are 26 years old

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not really one for freemance personally but I do think Alyx and Gordon need to be weirder about whatever they have going on

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do you think the first person to do post canon frenrey roommates feels like oppenheimer

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closeups from the hl2 anniversary post

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idk

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tommy my frieund tommy

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They're my favorites ever (realistically Barney would never watch the "crablings" but it's okay)

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slop posting again

I think alyx should bully him

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sketchbook stuff