#god this is so silly but i love it
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anticidic · 2 months ago
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Thinking of the stupid couple Halloween costumes Dazai persuaded Chuuya into wearing with him
But also when they were younger, Mori encouraging everyone to dress up for Halloween to lighten up another day of working for the mafia so that when he calls for an impromptu meeting it's just: Dazai walking in with his one half of a couple costume as a slice of peanut butter, Kouyou going as Jorogumo, Mori's wearing a Frankenstein costume but the screws on the sides of his neck keep spontaneously falling off, Chuuya walking in finally as a slice of jelly and Dazai's mustering the best poker face that he can even though he wants to point and laugh.
Then Dazai says stupid sandwich puns all day, saying Chuuya is just jelly of his costume, making Chuuya want to die even more.
The next time Chuuya and Dazai make a bet and Chuuya loses, he's forced to wear an inflatable dinosaur costume and it also happens to be the first Halloween Mori needs him to go out on a mission, so you just have Chuuya kicking ass in a dinosaur costume while Dazai's running around in a bedsheet as a ghost.
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dendrochronologies · 9 months ago
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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]
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flagellant · 2 years ago
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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it
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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago
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Shout out to FNAF phone guy finally getting a name!
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beegs-of-the-baronies · 6 months ago
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spacizia · 5 months ago
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he’s just a swinging space age bachelor man!!!!
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groverapologist · 2 months ago
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people think annabeth is so smart and calculated with every single one of her plans and while that's mostly true you guys are overlooking the plans she makes when she just goes "yeah like. this has a 50/50 success rate and it requires us to not breathe for 5 minutes and also to grow wings in the next 30 seconds. but we can do it".
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lilybug-02 · 5 months ago
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Swarm of Bugs.
Bug Fact: Moths have scales covering their wings and bodies. These scales give moths a dusty look and feel, as they come off naturally.
First || Prev // Next
Masterpost
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wwillywonka · 4 months ago
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"A lie?" "An error."
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
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kkoct-ik · 4 months ago
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yttdisms now im moved in
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skitskatdacat63 · 5 months ago
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2024 Canadian Grand Prix - George Russell's Victory Pose
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sakuraxharuka · 1 month ago
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I love them so much,,,,,,,,,,
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suntails · 7 months ago
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toot toot!
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isjasz · 1 year ago
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[Day 68]
More of the guys + cool glasses poses >:D
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heyitsspiders · 8 months ago
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More than anything
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im genuinely really happy with this :D
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glitter-stained · 2 months ago
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Imma need to read about street kids Jason and Billy meeting because these two are on opposite ends of the homeless twelve years old spectrum and by that I mean I can't believe Jason was the one who got accidentally trafficked*:
Jason: *successfully steals 3/4 tires of the batmobile, says "who says I took'em" and "try and catch me you big boob", hits Batman with a tire iron, successfully escapes capture for a couple of blocks, really makes him work for it.*
Billy: *is accosted by a stranger in a turncoat at night asking him what he's doing here*: "I am homeless and I have no money so I sleep in the subway because it is warm." /The stranger: "follow me."/ Billy: *immediately fucking does.*
Like, if I were Shazam I too would be giving Billy godlike abilities, because with these preservation instincts that looks like about the only way this kid is gonna live through the winter.
*I'm talking about Ma'gunn, pretty sure that counts as child trafficking.
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