#goat enderman says hi

[goatderman]

*for the childcity i mean it has lots of little activites, building forts and team activities

alpine slide is a coaster with no engine, it uses the gravity of the hill its on, usually in a cute little cart on rails with brakes but no go.

uhh idk anything else if you were like 7 where would you go first?

also since youre here can you share or donate to This gofundme?

[angelbunny-arts]

Behold,,,,. Every hermit design I’ve created over the past year and a bit: with heights and chibi versions of wings included>:D

Species, fun Details and height sorted version under the cut !!

- Grian

A parrot avian in some universes, a shapeshifted watcher in others, it’s a 50/50 which one I decided to go with

Avians in my mind take on the wing patterns of a bird they connect with, which usually happens at around 18-23. Instead of facial hair they grow feathers around their cheeks and in their hair.

His earring is a present from mumbo ^^

The gold detailing on his wings have the watcher symbol and suns on it, and his shoes have suns too! (why suns you may ask? “Grian” is the Irish word for sun, and according to my myth/history nerd friend there was an Irish sun goddess named Grian)

-Mumbo jumbo

An albino enderman

He dyes his hair because it looks cool, you can see a bit of his natural roots

A feather keychain on his belt from Grian

- GtwScar

A half-allay

He’s got heterochromia with the HOTGUY colours>:)

His ears and canine teeth are rounded! In contrast to half-vexes who’s features are sharper

Him and cub have matching vex magic earrings

His design is probably the one that keeps to the original skin the least, but it also happens to be one of my favourites to draw so

- Cubfan

A half-vex

I don’t have much to say here, he’s just kinda silly? I suppose there’s the fact that I decided that convex gets a diamond as their shape, so he’s got some of that detailing

He was originally supposed to have glasses however I am terrible at remembering glasses even though I wear them so they just kinda vanished

His hair is probably one of the most fun to colour too:D

- Geminitay

An elf (the antlers are accessories)

She’s got a whole bunch of little leaves everywhere:DD and some cute gold detailing too, otherwise a pretty simple design with not much to say on it

-impulse

Just a regular dude tbh he’s just a guy/pos

He’s got five visible places where I’ve snuck an “i” on him (but there’s one more on the bottom of his shoes)

The yellow In his hair also matches with my skizz, who has blue in his hair

- Pearl

Either a human or an avian, it’s another 50/50 and depends on what I went for with Grian as well if I have him included

If I go the avian route, her wings are small and usually kept under her jacket.

The moon detailing changes with the moon phase! Her hair also gets more floaty depending on how full the moon is

The knot on her shirt is in the shape of a moth

- Tango

A soot fairy, they’re known for working with and manipulating fire and creating machinery.

He’s got heels and he’s absolutely slaying. That’s really it I can’t pick my favourite detail it’s all fantastic. Look at it

I looked at fire/firemen vests for his jacket? That’s a fun fact

- Docm77

A creeper/goat hybrid

There’s like.. so many butterfly motifs on this man it’s fantastic. I also love the horizontal pupil

He looks like a mix between a tired dad and a mad scientist, which was initially not what I was going for but I’m keeping it

————

And, as promised, the height check (for people that are the same height I put whoever looked taller first)

(also disclaimer I made most of these heights up and are not accurate to the ccs)

[gay-mooshrooms]

Do have any favorite dsmp headcanons or just headcanons you like a lot? (Or maybe prpduo/borealtrio specifically 'cus y'know. I am me :)

Ohhhhhh I'm so glad you asked

I posted about a bunch of my dsmp headcanons a while ago so let me make sure I don't repeat anything

Tubbo is extremely buff and could probably do pushups with both Ranboo and Michael on his back, and Ranboo, despite being a twig, is still pretty strong

Tommy always looked up to Techno as a kid based on Wilbur's stories, which led to the red and white wardrobe

Tubbo bleats like a goat is he's frustrated, which Tommy finds hilarious and Ranboo finds endearing, so Tommy likes to rile him up to hear it

Phil has a lot of bird traits, such as really good eyesight(no he can't see glass), a heightened sense of smell, and a poor sense of taste. Plus his wings are SUPER sensitive and he only trusts family to preen them(Techno, Ranboo, Niki, and eventually Wilbur again)

Whenever Ranboo gets mad or scared, he appears more enderman-like, sometimes growing slightly in height, his jaw opening further, and his eyes turning slightly purple. This scares the crap out of Techno, Tubbo, and Tommy the first time it happens.

Piglins are all shapeshifters, but only between piglin and human form due to the risk of accidentally going to the overworld, having the human form helps them adapt to temperatures better. Ranboo and Tubbo were not aware of this and were very surprised when a very human-looking Michael came running into their arms and they immediately ran to Techno being like"is this normal", at which point Techno turned human and scared the shit out of them(he usually stays in pig in case he needs to fight)

Michael has an interesting voice that mixes between an American and British accent, some words he says are fully British, others American. Some also sound exactly like either Techno or Tommy depending on who taught him the word. Tommy is bound and determined to teach him swears but Ranboo and Tubbo have forbidden it for now.

Tubbo's natural hair color is brown but he dyed it to look like Tommy when they were kids, the dye faded during the Mnaburg/presidency era due to stress, but he started dyeing it again once he started living in Snowchester.

Thats all for now! I'll try and think of some more and I'll post em soon!

[infinitethree]

Vio!! You forgot to tell me whether or not you want to see the fanart, so I took it as a yes!

I've actually made a second one by now, so I thought I'd throw that in too. Shame you don't like snow, although I personally think it's overrated.

The alien blinks in surprise at the pair of images that pop up in front of him.

Right; Day had mentioned that this was a thing that Observers could do.

“Huh,” he says, head tilting to the side. Before the not-kids can ask what happened, he tells them, “I got…fanart.”

They all perk up, and he huffs and says, “Yes, I’ll let you see it. I think I just need to say that for it to–?”

Before the statement can finish, the other four get the popups as well.

Toma claps his hands in delight. “Grandad fanart!” Instead of correcting him, Vio just heaves a long-suffering sigh. 

So sue him; he has a soft spot for the zombie piglin child.

Aryll snickers, “The cold weather gear is too colorful for him, but otherwise…yeah, pretty much, that’s him alright!” “It’s not my fault I’m not built for snow! Snow wasn’t a fucking issue in the deserts and savannahs where I’m meant to be,” Vio reminds him.

The not-brothers and Toma laugh at that, while Vio rolls his eyes at them. “Yeah, yeah– yuck it up, you menaces.” “Hanging around Day too much, bossman,” Zinn cackles, “who wants to take bets on how long before you start calling us gremlins you love very much?”

The enderman hybrid points at him. “That’s what I said! He’s spending too much time with Day, which is hilarious because he stayed here to avoid him.”

“I don’t have a choice! I have a travel with him and Theo, and they talk a lot!” “Uh-huh,” Toma snorts, “That’s tooootally all it is.”

Aver furrows his brow, and the merriment quiets a little. “...Okay, and? If it’s not malicious, I don’t really fuckin’ care. Lots’ve us have secrets.” As if to prove his point, he gestures over at Vio, who looks wary at being dragged into this.“Monkey’s Paw ‘ere keeps his therapist a secret for…some fuckin’ reason?” 

“Because I feel like it,” Vio answers, sounding slightly affronted, “Let me have my mischief.”

“Yeah, see? S’ fuckin’ weirdchamp, but doesn’t really matter. If whoever’s lying to everyone or whatever isn’t doing it out of malice or to hurt people…then it’s not my fuckin’ business, innit?”

The alien pauses, looking a little concerned. “Someone is lying to everyone?” “Ehh, according to the– what, we’re calling them Observers? One of ‘em said that. But from what I hear, some of ‘em are dicks.”

Zinn narrows his eyes. “You said something about not being able to hear whatever they said, though.” “Mmh. Yeah, fuckin’ redacted to hell n’ back,” Aver sighs, rubbing the back of his neck. He’s not exactly thrilled at being the one who has to decide if it was or wasn’t something important.

“Didn’t Atlas get something with a cut part, a while back?” Aryll’s question makes Aver nod. “Yep. Just a blip, though. This one was pretty much the whole fuckin’ thing. But…”

He shrugs his shoulders. “Pretty much everyone has fuckin’ secrets, yeah? Not my fuckin’ place to drag that shit into the spotlight.”

For all his insistence that it doesn’t really matter, he can’t help but feel uneasy about the situation.

The goat hybrid hums, fingers drumming on the side table next to him. “...Sure, I’ll take your word on that.”

He pauses. “Wait, what do you mean double check? Do you have a reference about who we are?”

[panda-wearing-pants]

Best Life Series episode #2

S1E2: Joel attempts to get a monopoly on lily pads and dead bushes, Scar takes multiple people's gear in return for reputation points, Cleo steals Pizza, Cleo shows Bdubs and Impulse Pizza, but says it is a different llama named Pepperoni, Scott, Martyn, Joel and Jimmy find a dark oak forest and do a magic trick at monopoly mountain to show Grian and Scar, Martyn starts a raid in the village, Etho tells Scar that Pizza is alive, Scar creates the reputation board, Jimmy brings a cow to his base, but has to hide it after he tells the server that he got it, Cleo leaves a sign in the desert saying Pizza Lives

Dangthatsalongname: The Nether Is MINE Now!

S2E2: Scar tries to kill Joel before they realize they are both boogeys, people start to explore the nether, including Mumbo, who ends up dying, Scar meets Etho and Bdubs in the nether, but it is very obvious that he is trying to kill them, Joel tries to kill Lizzie with a pit trap, but ends up falling in and dying, Lizzie dies to a baby zombie after escaping, B.E.S.T is formed, Grian, Jimmy, Martyn and Mumbo visit Magical Mountain to enchant, Grian discovers the trap and Mumbo kills Joel, but Scar kills Mumbo right after, Lizzie bets on Joel dying first for You Bet Your Life, and wins when Joel kills Scott and is then killed by Pearl, Lizzie buys the enchanter from Scott and Pearl for two lives, Ren gives his allegiance to Lizzie, Mumbo and Grian mine for diamonds, and say that the diamonds are right here (they are not)

Smallishbeans: I Betrayed EVERYONE..

S3E2: Scott and Cleo start a tradition of hitting each other with axes at the start of the session, Impulse and Bdubs makes plans to separate the other duos, Martyn lowers the property value of the valley by building a heart-shaped base, Scar and Pearl use powdered snow to annoy their soulbounds, Pearl helps Jimmy and Tango get a goat horn, but the other members with goat horns agree not to respond to them, Ren finds a dog for Pearl after Tilly 1 dies, Scar starts building a panda sanctuary, Ren is killed by an enderman, and blames Pearl, Grian leaves a gift of bread for BigB

Pearlescentmoon: Far Too COLD!!

S4E2: Joel, Jimmy, and Grian raid the mansion and they all die, Scott and Martyn brainstorm team names, and decide on the Mean Gills, the Bad Boys build Bad Boys Bread Bridge, Joel pushes a TNT minecart off of the Bread Bridge, killing Scar and Cleo, Bdubs and Skizz have a duel, and Skizz wins

Smallishbeans: Baddest Boogey..

S5E2: Lizzie burns the base Cleo made above Lizzie's, Cleo rides around on a pig for half the session, Mumbo suggests that Bdubs should put a globe on his upside-down house, Jimmy builds a base inside of Pearl's to try to get her to say "Get out of here", Gem fills Jimmy inventory with grey stained glass panes, Impulse goes to complete his task, but tells Tango and fails, Etho tries to jumpscare other players and asks, "Did that make you jump?", Jimmy invites the server to a party at Pearl's. Martyn is killed by a piglin brute, Joel starts a cult

ZombieCleo: A PIG DEAL

[2-many-ideas-help]

happy (late) valentines day @rotinthehead! I was using @throwaway2277 as a way to stay anon but still contact you. sorry it took so long lol cosmic horror is harder to write than i thought

@mcyt-valentines

ft: enderman biology headcanons, joan jett, Spidey Senses, grackles being little shits, me nerding about stars, and more!

“I’M SORRY?”

“Tubbo keep it down!”

Ranboo quickly shushed their companion. They could already feel the Eyes on their back as the other tourists turned to glare at the two hybrids, causing the fur on their neck to stand up. Wonderful. The tour guide continued prattling on about the history of the quarry the group was touring. Something about a major project they were commissioned to provide the marble for? It was honestly rather boring.

“Come on Ran,” hissed Tubbo, “You’ve never seen the Milky Way?”

“I mean, I’ve seen the things they show us in school?”

“THAT DOESN’T COUNT!”

Of course, there was a reason Ranboo had never seen the Milky Way, or really any stars, in person. They grew up in the city. The constant light pollution meant that they couldn’t really see anything in the sky. The most they had ever seen was Orion, and they only ever saw him when they visited their cousins in the suburbs. Tubbo, on the other hand, grew up in the middle of nowhere. He got the pretty skies every night, and apparently considered it a federal crime for someone to have never experienced said pretty skies.

“Okay. Change of plans. We need to find a dark sky area.”

“I- wait what? Tubbo? We didn’t bring any camping supplies?”

“Irrelevant.”

“TUBBO?”

—

As soon as the tour ended, Tubbo hauled Ranboo out of the gift shop and back towards the car. He half-shoved, half-threw the incredibly discombobulated ender hybrid into the passenger’s seat, before racing around the car to get behind the wheel, staring intently at his phone all the while.

“Alright, the nearest full-dark sky area is about 2 day’s drive southwest on Route 66.”

Ranboo blinked. Tubbo, do you really think this is a good idea? We’re kinda… messing up our travel plans completely.”

“It’ll be fiiiine,” laughed the goat hybrid, “We didn’t have any reservations anyways. Hang on, lemme call Tom and let him know about the change of plans.” He tapped at his phone screen, causing a ringtone to, well, ring out through the van. After a couple seconds, the boisterous avian picked up, and soon the van was full of laughter.

Ranboo watched Tubbo cackle at something Tommy had said. The ender hybrid grinned slightly, before stiffening up like they’d been shocked. Someone, or something, was Watching them. They whipped their head towards the window, glancing around the parking lot. Tubbo cut himself off in the middle of a sentence. “Ran? You okay?”

The feeling disappeared almost as quickly as it appeared. “…Yeah.”

Their friend looked utterly unconvinced. “If you say so…”

—

The old van raced along the road that cut through vast cornfields. Music blared through the radio, Ranboo and Tubbo singing along, albeit horribly off key.

“I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY REPUTATION baw na naw na na naw na naw na na LIVIN IN THE PAST IT’S A NEW GENERATION baw na naw na na naw na naw na na I’M GONNA DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO AND THAT’S WHAT I’M GONNA DO AND I DON’T GIVE A-“

“No no no those aren’t the lyrics Ran! It’s ‘A girl can do what she wants to do’, not ‘I’m gonna do what you wanna do’!”

“I don’t care bathtub boy, let me sing Joan Jett damn it!”

“BATHTUB BOY??”

“Yes. Bathtub b-“ There it was again, that same feeling from earlier. It felt like someone was Watching them. Someone they didn’t know.

“…You okay?”

“Tubbo? Stop the car.”

He stared at them blankly, but tires screeched as he pulled the van over anyways. “What’s going on Ran?”

“Someone was Watching us.”

“ExCUSE ME?”

Ranboo didn’t answer. They ducked out of the van and stalked towards the fence separating the roadside from the corn, the grass bending under their claws. Tubbo’s hooves clattered against the asphalt as he hopped onto the road and jogged over to the taller hybrid. “Ranboo, what the FUCK do you mean someone was Watching us?”

“Exactly what I said. Something was setting off the Enderman Spidey Sense, and it wasn’t you.

Tubbo paled. He immediately darted over to the fence, hopping it easily.

“I- TUBBO? That’s PRIVATE PROPERTY??”

The goat hybrid turned to look at his friend. “Yeah. And?”

“And- TUBBO WE’RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE!”

“Not if we don’t get caught.”

Now, it was Ranboo’s turn to stare blankly.

Tubbo sighed. “Look, you wanna figure out what’s setting off the spidey senses or not?”

Silently, Ranboo joined their companion on the other side of the fence.

—

In the end, the duo found a grand total of 27 mourning doves, around 20 cowbirds, and no less than 300 grackles (all of which attacked them on sight), but absolutely nobody that could have been Watching them. It was eerily peaceful.

—

This pattern continued through the next few days. Ranboo’s “Spidey Senses” would go off in the middle of nowhere, they’d pull over, do a sweep of the area, and find absolutely nothing. The worst parts, though, were the nights. If even a little bit if the sky was visible, Ranboo would be entirely unable to sleep due to the constant feeling of being Watched. About 2 and a half days passed before Tubbo pulled them offroad into a little clearing. They had arrived.

—

As night fell, Tubbo hoisted a very disgruntled and blindfolded Ranboo onto the roof of the van.

“Really Tubbo, I don’t see why this is necessary.” “It’ll give the best impact Ran. You can take it off now by the way.”

The grumble building in their chest died as they lifted the blindfold off and looked up at the sky. It was beautiful. Stars were scattered across the massive expanse like paint splatters on a canvas. Purple nebulae accented the multi-colored dots. The crown jewel, however, was the full moon, glimmering high in the sky.

Tubbo started pointing at specific constellations, telling their stories. “That one’s Cassiopeia, classic victim of hubris. Earned Poseidon’s ire by saying her daughter was more beautiful than the Sea Nymphs. Got cast into the stars for that.”

Ranboo already knew most of the stories Tubbo was telling, having been the recipient of multiple Technoblade Infodumps, but they just let their companion ramble.

They sat there for what felt like hours, so engrossed by the stars and their stories that they didn’t immediately notice that the forest had gone dead silent. Once they did notice, however, they did their best to fill that silence with forced jokes and barely hidden dread. Ranboo was in the middle of a story both had heard a million times when it happened.

The sky.

Went.

Dark.

Just blinked out of existence, throwing everything into chaos. Tubbo immediately fumbled for his phone, but Ranboo sat ram-rod still, filling with dread. The feeling was back in full force. They were puffed up like an angry cat, in a way that would have been rather funny if it weren’t for the circumstances.

“Tubbo,” they whispered, “get in the car and get moving. Now.”

“Don’t need to tell me twice! Come on!” Tubbo’s shout seemed to be smothered by the void. The darkness was oppressive. Even Tubbo’s phone flashlight seemed to be swallowed into blackness.

Ranboo nearly face planted trying to get off the van’s roof. They leapt into the car as soon as they righted themself, and no sooner had they closed the door, they were off, racing down the road with high beams on and both hybrids holding on for dear life. Their flight was cut short when Ranboo noticed a speck of light growing much larger as it fell towards Earth.

It hit the ground hard, but left no crater. As the… thing unfolded itself from its landing spot, the only things in the duo’s minds were 1. Oh that’s really big, and 2. RUNRUNRUNRUN. Their minds were screaming at them to RUNMOVE do ANYTHING to get away, but they were frozen in place. Their panic spiked horribly when it lowered its head(?) to peer at them through the van window. The feeling of being Watched peaked, Ranboo’s panic was at a fever pitch and THEN…

The Thing… Spoke to them. No, not Spoke, not exactly. Its Voice rang out in their heads, loud, incomprehensible through layers of static and whispers, but still perfectly clear.

NO. YOU ARE NOT THE ONES I WAS SEARCHING FOR.

With that ominous message, the Thing vanished. Just blinked out of existence, much like the sky had earlier. Speaking of the sky, one peek out the window revealed everything was back to normal. It was like nothing ever happened, like the sky hadn’t just vanished, like their perceptions of reality hadn’t just been flipped on their heads. Ranboo’s voice broke the shocked silence with a perfect encapsulation of the duo’s thoughts.

“What the FUCK just happened?”

[lello-lemon]

Qsmp AU

So I’ve had an idea for an au for ages and now I’m finally writing it out.

Basically an au where Qsmp members who had been on the Origins server were federation experiments like Baghera (but in a different facility). To cope with what’s happening to them, they make up a fantasy world (Origins) where they can be safe.

Philza would be the first who was taken by the federation and experimented on. I’d say that Angel of Death stuff would either come pre-federation or after escaping. But either way, he’d’ve had a life beforehand, (hardcore lore) and would cope with the trauma the same way as he does in qsmp canon; dissociation and dreaming of his hardcore world. This lets him stay (mostly) sane and non compliant with the federation. He knows there is life outside which he is determined to return to and he never stops planning escape attempts.

Others would come later; Wilbur, Tubbo, Slimecicle, Niki. Phil is determined to protect and shield them from as much as possible. The federation realise that they can finally control him by threatening and hurting his sort-of-kids.

The others either don’t remember or didn’t have a life before the federation facility so Phil tells them stories and teaches them to make their own. This leads to them creating Origins. Philza is made a superhero (The Crow Father) he is able to protect his family, he is free again. Wilbur is able to be ghostbur and can never be trapped because he can phase through walls. Tubbo is told stories of flowers from Phil and wants to always keeps them on him (Fred and Tubbo crumbs 👀) also Tubbo lika-da-bee so.

I’m not sure how other characters like Tommy and Sneeg and Aimsey fit in. I have this headcannon that Tommy is like a ghost/spirit or can spiritually project himself onto qsmp (his two cameos on the server). Basically he’d be this translucent version of himself that would hover near the person he was following (Wilbur or Tubbo). He can possess people (when he takes control of the keyboard). In this au, he’d be a federation experiment that they couldn’t figure out how to control and he became friends with the Origins gang. I’m not too familiar with Sneeg and Aimsey’s canon purgatory lore, but I’m pretty sure Sneeg is still the Inch while Aimsey is a different character? Sneeg works really well for me in this au and I was so happy because I’ve been thinking of this au since Baghera’s federation experiment lore. But I don’t know how Aimsey fits in.

All or most of them end up escaping from the federation facility. Tubbo and Nikki either couldn’t get out or were recaptured and put in the prison + were frozen in ice. Philza, Slime and Wilbur got out but got invited back to the island by train. Sneeg and Aimsey got out but were brought back in purgatory 2. None of them have memories of being experimented on/only slightly remember some things but they do know they are important to one another.

Character’s hybrid species/origin:

Philza: Crow/Elytrain

Wilbur: Magpie/Phantom

Tubbo: (Unsure, but probably goat for this au)/Bee

Slimecicle: Slime/Slime

Nikki: Cat/Merlin

Tommy: Ghost or Spirit/Avian

Sneeg: Inch or is able to change size/Inch

Aimsey: Moth/Enderman

Other Origins characters would also be present probably.

[i-am-literal-nightmare-fuel]

so I feel like posting about my oc’s (WARNING; THERE MAY BE MENTIONS OF BLOOD! DEATH! MURDER! CHILD DEATH! PLUS MORE!)

so, I’ve had these OC’s for a few years now and they started out being characters for a Minecraft server, circa 2019. The main handful (9) I kept are the ones that we used the most. I had my main, Aether (Sleepless) and her twin sister, Blythe, who ended up getting her own server that I worked really hard on. then they had a brother, Carlos, who was some form of god and also the worst glitch in the server. Sorta like Vanellope von Schweetz. now there’s the husbands, Blythe’s husband Karl is a hybrid of a form of ‘nether dragon’ (worth mentioning Blythe and Aether are goat hybrids) he ends up dying, which sucks since he was my favourite (I wrote his death a whole year after the server ended)

and James, Aether’s (ex)husband, who was part enderman, part spider, part human. (Probably one of my favourites) he gets to live, separated from Aether after she lost her marbles (and her daughter) and notably almost died when she and the god of death (we’ll get to him) gambled for her life (she owns a casino). James is pretty rational, except for the fact that he lives in a hut in the middle of snow capped mountains, meaning he can’t really leave.

now, next we have Conan, he’s the god of death and Satan’s right hand man (yes, they co-exist don’t @ me). He’s kind of grim reaper-y except he looks more like lucifer’s human form than lucifer himself. He’s a dick. Listen I’ll say it outright. Conan’s a dick. (He also got his own server)

okay onto the children

Alexis is one of only very few OC’S I have done intensive research for, as Alexis had DID in canon (this may change as I need to refresh on my research). She died. Unfortunately. She was one of my favourites. She was Aether and James’ daughter

bloom was Blythe and Karl’s 7-9 year old daughter (I don’t recall her exact age). Bloom was sort of snatched away by Conan in attempts to mess with Aether, via messing with her sister and to be honest I was just writing Conan as a dick, because that’s what he is, a dick. Absolute douche bag. Anyways I might draw them one day (ask me if you want more about them)

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

And the Universe said: "We're like brothers!"

by OfFeathersAndWax

Tommy was a God who made a new life for himself, moving on from his past and finding family in mortals where he thought it impossible. He already has two brothers, certainly he doesn't need anyone else. So why did these three other mortals seem so interested in him and how did he get them to back off?

He might not have been able to keep the fact that he was God from his brothers but he should be able to with the heroes, right? Even if he was going to be spending more time with them - what with MCC and training coming up... - it would be fine! ...Right?

- “Yeah, and that’s the issue. Wil- I already have brothers, okay? It’s- it’s funny, right, when you make that joke and I go along, but that’s all it is. It’s a joke.”

Tommy drew the line in the sand, looking at Wilbur seriously, but stopped when he saw how genuinely taken aback and hurt Wilbur was at his words.

“...Oh. I- Sorry,” he apologized again, standing up straighter and glancing away. His ears were pinned back and down and his mouth was pressed into a straight line. “I won’t do it again.” -

Or, the sequel to my God-Vigilante Tommy AU, read that for context ^^ (Benchtrio and SBI with a focus on SBI)

Words: 9264, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of Let God Say Fuck

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza

Relationships: Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF) & Other(s), Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson

Additional Tags: Deity TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Gods & Goddesses, Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Hero Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Hero Wilbur Soot, Hero Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Vigilante Toby Smith | Tubbo, Vigilante TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Vigilante Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo and Toby Smith | Tubbo and TommyInnit are Siblings, Wilbur Soot and Technoblade are Siblings, Phil Watson is Wilbur Soot and Technoblade's Parent, He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), BAMF TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Piglin Hybrid Wilbur Soot, Piglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Winged TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), sometimes, Goat Hybrid Toby Smith | Tubbo, Enderman Hybrid Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Language of Flowers, Fluff, Morally Ambiguous TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Unreliable Narrator, Alternate Universe - Minecraft Championships Setting, Church Prime on Dream SMP (Videos Blogging RPF), DreamXD is Called XD (Dream SMP), Angst with a Happy Ending

[inkydiamonds]

I was going to put this all in the tags but. Sighs. I reached the tag limit so I'm going to retype it all here! Basically, I have a few more popular headcanons to add on to this list, some clarifications of where things originated, and some more elaborations

I may have made some mistakes in some places, this is just my recollection.

Bdubs:

Dragon hybrid- originated from the dragon bros late s6 during Demise

Glare hybrid- a failed mob from a mob vote, and it looks basically exactly like bdubs's mossy cloak skin

Doc:

Goat hybrid- stemmed from the acronym of G.O.A.T. and then his obsession with goats when they got added to Minecraft. It eventually got added to his skin from all of the fanart

Butterfly hybrid- I Believe it came from a conversation with doccy where he made doc make-believe as a butterfly. I think doc may have also requested fanart of him with butterfly wings or maybe just encouraged it in general

Etho:

Arctic fox hybrid- his villager farm in s7 was in a tundra biome and he found and adopted an artic fox as his pet. Also people liked how it matched his white hair lmao

Enderian/enderman hybrid- started I believe mostly due to his cryptid vibes and also his love for ender pearls! Additionally, there's a fucking amazing clip from s7 which I believe may have played a role in popularizing it from when he met Grian for the first time. The two of them are very weird about it and Etho ends up teleporting accidentally behind Grian, which from Grian's perspective just looks like Etho vanishes into thin air then magically appears behind him without even throwing an ender pearl. It scares the crap out of him it's fantastic

False:

Dragon hybrid- started due to dragon bros in late s6 during Demise

Gem:

Elf/nature spirit- what her character canonically is, the deer hybrid stuff was all extrapolated from her antlers (which is fair)

Scar:

Elf hybrid- he's canonically an elf early s9

Grian:

Specifics on the bird hybrid headcanons!

Chicken- started due to poultry man in s6, as well as his obsession with filling places with chickens

Parrot- a lot of people say that this headcanon started in s7 with his adoption of Professor Beak as well as his catch phrase of calling himself "pesky bird", but it actually started earlier to my recollection! (Mostly because I remember a really well known piece of fanart of him with parrot wings from before s7). I believe it may have originated from the general avian headcanons mixed with his creation of a room late s6 in the Architechs' Sahara filled with parrots and a jukebox, which he would dance in with the parrots until Iskall and Mumbo found the room

I can confirm the haunted doll one for Grian is because of his skin, but it's also due to his mannerisms! He had a tendency (starting probably in s7 I'd say? He was a bit more shy s6 but it's possible it started then) to hop around and creepily stare at people streaming without saying anything in chat or joining a vc before proximity chat. In s8 (technically late s7) when prox chat was added, he would often purposefully mute so he could continue doing this

Fish hybrid- mostly shows up as specifically a cod hybrid, because his head looks like a dropped cod head! This was popularized due to Cleo mentioning it and Grian talking about it early s7 during Head Game, but was mentioned as early as early s6 due to Grian's Head Hunt minigame where a player (I believe it was iskall?) turned in cod heads instead of Grian heads hoping Grian wouldn't notice. However! He's also been headcanoned as a salmon hybrid, due to being the Salmon Ghost from late s6.

Dragon hybrid- originated from the dragon bros in late s6 during Demise, got a surge of popularity in s8 due to Tegg

Eldritch rock- due to The Entity from early s9. It was canonically taking pieces of the world around it. One day, it suddenly had flesh. The headcanon was maybe it took some of Grian and gave some of itself back (tbh we need to talk about the Entity again it's SOOOO horrifying)

Hypno:

I believe part of the spread of the eldritch/fae headcanons was due to the lovely fic Fixed and Dilated! I believe you're correct that the origin comes mostly from his name/HHF

Impulse:

Dwarf hybrid- he's canonically a dwarf in s9

Iskall:

Dragon hybrid- originated from dragon bros in late s6 during Demise

Joe:

Ghost- due to Beetlejhoest which is a thing which Occurs on his streams

Mumbo:

Mumbo being a vampire originates before s7 I do believe. Someone in the notes said it may have originated from when he was oversaturated after s6 Demise and Iskall said he looked like a vampire, but I think it's possible that it originated earlier? I remember a genre of drawings of Mumbo covered in red with an "it's just redstone guys dw" type caption. I think it's a lot because he's hced as tall and lanky, and his skin looks pale and gaunt

Dragon hybrid- originated with the dragon bros late s6 during Demise

Pearl:

I think the Pearl watcher stuff just comes from the fact that she's from Evo

Also the moth-moon association comes partially from her being hced as a luna moth, then just a moth in general

Beef:

....Meat?? Idk just in general meat-like body horror- Obviously due to the name and the butcher skin, but also because of the absolutely terrifying sequence of events from s7 during the start of the Hels clone saga where he fails at making a clone of himself and instead creates a skinless meat version of himself (ft. what is apparently an early skin of his) and also an unsettling other version of himself where the only visible difference is that he had green eyes instead of blue. The fandom then decided this other version of him was completely hollow. (Honestly once again. We do not talk about this enough IT'S SO HORRIFYING LIKE WTF)

Alien- was slowly turning into some kind of alien creature in s8

Zedaph:

Death Itself/grim reaper- due to Zedeath from s6

Cleo:

Medusa/gorgon- she is canonically has snake hair starting s9

Also she was a human at one point (or maybe at multiple points in time? The one I remember is Demise), and also an angel at some point.

Bonus ones I've seen but don't know the origins of:

-Dragon or wither Impulse

-Dragonfly Joe

-Fae or angel or dragon Wels

Also witch Stress and and cyborg Iskall and Doc which I don't consider to really be hybrids imo

been compiling a "where did that non-human hermit headcanon come from?" list because some are... oddly obscure and hard to figure out. feel free to send me more popular headcanons ive missed.

bdubs

plant hybrid: the entire nho jungle vines situation, current moss hoodie skin

cub

vex/vex hybrid: both members of the convex implied/stated to be vex/have vex magic

evoker: one or two bits of convex dialog imply cub has vex magic but scar is the actual vex; thus evoker cub

alien: science & space, age/shape shifter, has said 'greetings people of earth' at least once

bear hybrid: name is cub

doc

creeper hybrid: literally just his actual skin

etho

clone: non-hermit videos (crash landing series has a cloning machine? + episode 404 of lp features multiple etho clones)

ambiguous eldritch being: joked to look scary under the mask, non-red eye said to be scary to stare into

false

avian: ??? eagle build in s8 + birdcage-esque build in s7 nether??

gem

centaur/deer hybrid: literally just her actual skin

scar

vex/vex hybrid: both members of the convex implied/stated to be vex/have vex magic

cat hybrid: cat loving mischevious man, sewer cats s7???

wizard: canonically a wizard in s7

fae: mischevious sweet-talker who seems to be able to charm his way out of situations way too often

grian

avian: excelent flyer, pesky bird running joke, scar calls him 'feathered friend' once

watcher: canonically becomes a watcher at the end of evo smp

haunted doll: ?? empty beady eyed skin??

fae: similar to avian but with extra mischevious energy

hypno

pokemon hypno hybrid: name, used a hypno skin at some point

ambigious eldritch being: name...???? sinister energy of horse head farms??

jevin

slime: literally just his actual skin

TROPICAL slime: is a blue slime type in minecraft dungeons & he is blue (usually)

impulse

demon: was summoned into hermitcraft with a vague summoning circle. also... IMP-ulse.

iskall

somehow i have never seen a non-human iskall. very surprising.

joe

ambigious eldritch being: whatever the 'joe hills difference' is. also probably just his odd vibes.

herobrine: above + steve based skin

keralis

ambigious eldritch being: general odd vibes. seemed to exist in both space + hermitcraft server in s8.

mumbo

shapeshifter: whatever the hell was going on with him in s8

vampire: skin? scar asked if he was a vampire once in s7.

robot: redstoner. took a long time to figure out organic builds. s7 halloween skin.

pearl

watcher: ???grian sibling energy???

moon spirit: pearlescent MOON. is called a moon a few times in s8.

moth hybrid: makes good wings for moon themeing...?

llama hybrid: lots of llama themeing in s8. padllama co.

ren

dog hybrid: literally just his actual skin.

werewolf: alternative for dog hybrid. allows more fic angst.

stress

fairy: cute naturey builds? ice queen/ice magic in s6.

tango

robot: redstoner...? red eyes. "tango of the tek/tech variety"

demon: red eyes?

blaze hybrid: red eyes? + yellow & red color scheme?

ghast: red eyes + loud & explosive personality?

tfc

dwarf: underground mining maniac

herobrine: steve based skin

beef

cow hybrid: vintage BEEF.

wels

also somehow never seen a non-human wels.

xb

guardian hybrid: guardian temple base in s3 + guardians in base in s7. says hes fond of them in s7.

xisuma

robot: full doomguy suit skin?

"void walker"/any kind of end being: xisuma VOID. doc calls him a gentlevoid at some point.

shapeshifter: seasonal skin changes

zedaph

sheep hybrid: is that sheep looking at me gameshow + sheep wall experiment ?

void/end hybrids: purple eyes

bat hybrid: skin's face looks like a minecraft bat + likes cave builds

cleo

zombie: literally just her actual skin.

[bluiex]

So Grian pregnant with an egg? But Tubbo is the hatchling that comes out of it

Brunette hair like Scar and eyes that look like a mix of Scar and Grian's (when he opens his eyes Scar and Grian both say to each other 'he's got your eyes!')

But Tubbo is a special hatchling, his form can change depending on who he's around (since Grian is a watcher that did something to Tubbo's code, no one is upset about it though)

So while he's raised by Scar and Grian he has a mix of feathers and sharp teeth

When he has to go with Schlatt during the election he gets goat features

Being with Ranboo had him develop enderman patterns on his skin and horns (no he does not grow taller)

- 🌌 Anon

LOVE that Tubbo would actually be their biological son, being one of the hatchlings they successfully tried for- omg jwrdsakjgdsh I love the Tubbo being able to chnage his appearance depending on who he is around.. omg- what if he takes Ranboo to go see his parents and suddenly Tubbo's gaining some of the feathers and his teeth going sharp and Ranboo being in aw at how quickly the chnage can happen

[deadpatrol]

Wait did XD just slap everyone into this world at their current ages with false memories or did they grow up in reality that they’re now learning in a scam? Does Saal Tubbo’s body have parents?

Excellent question anon! :)

XD essentially created a new server and filled it with NPCs. With the information he had about the dsmp characters' lives, he altered physical things about the characters to fit into the new world building. He made them all human (Tubbo no longer a goat, Ranboo no longer an Enderman, etc.), he altered the ages to fit human norms (Fundy's age is counted in human years rather than fox years, Wilbur is younger because in this world he never went to limbo, etc.), and he also created false memories to help them integrate into their new lives. All of this is done because the human brain is a delicate thing, and the cognitive dissonance of being, say, an Enderman that one day woke up in a human body in a whole different world would be a lot of strain and stress on the brain. XD takes good care of his pets.

So as far as the dsmp characters know, they've always lived in this world. As far as their NPC childhood next door neighbors know, the characters have always lived in this world. Everything seems to line up. Except Tubbo.

Tubbo didn't get brought over by XD. He didn't get the same memory altering treatment that XD gave everyone else. He was brought over separately by Drista, and she was a little less careful about handling her older brother's pet. Drista just kind of dropped Tubbo off in the new world and called it good enough. So, Tubbo doesn't have a backstory. He doesn't have parents, or fake memories with any of the NPCs or characters around him. He doesn't have any kind of integration into the new world. Tubbo's body is essentially the exact same body he had in the dsmp, but with cosmetic surface level changes. His scars are gone, but his body still remembers the feeling of them in his skin.

[cielcreations]

“Purple” - Desert Duo Dads

This is a direct continuation of "Our Precious Son"!

Also, this story will have STRICTLY PLATONIC shipping of Ranboo and Tubbo! Just like in lore, they got married for tax reasons, there is no romantic ties, they're just best friends who adopted Michael together and were like "Hey, marriage is a tax write off, let's do it."

"...Tubbo, have you ever seen... something dark? Like, a shadow with purple eyes? Or... anything with purple eyes?"

"Hmmm... no, not that I remember?"

"Okay, good. Promise me, if you see anything, and I mean anything with purple eyes, you call me immediately, okay?"

"Dad, what-"

"Just promise me, Tubbo. I just need you to promise me."

"...I promise."

"Good... I love you, Tubbo."

"I love you too, Dad. And you too, Pops." Tubbo smiled, "You guys are the best!"

 When Tubbo moved to the Dream SMP, he never thought he would actually see anything with purple eyes. He had met a lot of horrible, disgusting, and evil people. He met Dream, he met Quackity, he met Sam, he watched as Techno turned into an anarchist who craved violence and destruction. None of them had purple eyes. The only thing that had purple eyes were Endermen, but they never attacked unless you stared at them first.

He never would have thought he would be scared of one of his best friends.

***

Tubbo had become fast friends with Ranboo. They became such good friends, they made a small town together and adopted Michael, a cute baby zombie piglin who was left alone. They even got platonically married, just so they could make the Bee N Boo Hotel as well as for tax reasons. They became best friends and loving parents to the baby. Ranboo had become so comfortable with Tubbo, that he could stare into the goat hybrid's eyes without getting a headache (a side effect with being an Enderman).

Tubbo never would have thought he would have to be scared of the sweet, caring, awkward, and forgetful Enderman hybrid. There was no reason to be scared, there never should've been a reason to.

One night, Tubbo heard the front door slam, shivering at the cold wind that had entered their home. The brunette yawned and sat up, seeing it was still dark outside. He turned and blinked, seeing Ranboo's bed was empty, the white sheets thrown at the bottom of his mattress. The brunette groaned and pushed his yellow sheets down, going to Michael's room, seeing the baby still fast asleep. He smiled before climbing down the ladder and seeing a bit of snow in front of the closed front door.

Tubbo put his jacket on and opened the front door, calling out, "Ranboo?" He stepped onto the porch, "Ranboo...?"

The goat looked around and saw the Enderman standing in front of the frozen lake. The brunette blinked and walked over to the other, shivering a bit at the cold. He could hear Ranboo mumbling to himself, but couldn't quite hear what he was saying.

"Hey Boss Man!" Tubbo smiled, "What's going on, you okay?"

Ranboo went stiff.

"Ranboo? Are you-"

The Enderman turned around and pinned Tubbo to the floor. Tubbo yelped, the snow freezing his skin. Before he could get up, Ranboo wrapped his hands around Tubbo's neck, squeezing. The goat hybrid widened his eyes and gasped for breath, trying to push the other off, kicking his feet. He shook his head, tears forming in his eyes as Ranboo's hand squeezed tighter. 

"'A-'An-" Tubbo choked out before his eyes widened more.

The Enderman was speaking in a language he didn't understand, eyes glowing purple with a weird white symbol in his eyes.

This isn't Ranboo... Tubbo thought. He looked around frantically before thinking, Sorry Ranboo.

He kneed the Enderman in the stomach, who's grip loosened. He then kicked at Ranboo's groin, who cried out and let go. Tubbo pushed the other off, screaming as he ran back inside. He slammed the front door and locked it, climbing the ladder as he heard a bang and a shriek from Ranboo. He blocked the trapdoor with a dresser and ran into Michael's room, who had woken up from the noise.

He grabbed the baby and ran into his room, the piglin sobbing at the loud noise. Tubbo slammed his door and locked it, blocking it with a dresser before curling up in the farthest corner from the door. He heard another shriek as the Enderman tried to get past the dresser.

Michael sobbed more, "D-Dada-"

"S-Shhh, shhh!" Tubbo hushed, holding the baby in his chest, covering his mouth as he looked through his communicator, Come on, come on!

Their was another screech and the dresser was destroyed. Michael screamed into Tubbo's hand, curling into the brunette's chest. Tubbo sobbed as he heard growling and going into Michael's room. He finally found the contact he was looking for and clicked the call button, putting it to his ear. Come on, pick up, pick up!

"Hey son, aren't-"

"DAD, HELP!" Tubbo sobbed, "R-Ranboo, is being controlled a-and his eyes are purple w-with a weird white swirl a-and saying weird things! W-What do I do?!"

There was a loud shriek and Michael screamed, "D-DADA!" 

Tubbo screamed and hugged Michael tighter as Ranboo slammed against the door, "RANBOO, STOP!"

"Oh my fucking god-" His father growled, "HIDE, I'LL BE THERE SOON, I PROMISE!"

Tubbo and Michael screamed as the door was kicked open, destroying the dresser and door. Ranboo growled, eyes still glowing purple as he faced the brunette and piglin.

"D-Dada-" Michael hugged Tubbo, the brunette hugging him to his chest.

"R-Ranboo, p-please don't-!" Tubbo sobbed.

Ranboo shrieked and went to run over.

Suddenly, a dirty blonde man stood in front of the Enderman. He towered over them, his head hitting the roof. The dirty blonde was dressed in a dark purple robe, three sets of black wings with purple eyes on them, a purple halo around his head. Tubbo stared at the man's back as he caught Ranboo's wrist.

"Grian-" A voice, not Ranboo's, came from the Enderman's mouth.

"Leave. My son. And his husband. And their child. ALONE!" The dirty blonde screeched. Tubbo curled himself around Michael to protect the baby as the screech shook the house, windows breaking.

Thump!

Tubbo turned and watched at the dirty blonde shrunk to about 5'8, only a few inches taller than Tubbo. Two of his three sets of wings disappeared, the last set turning to look like a parrot's wings as he wore a red sweater and black jeans, no shoes. The brunette saw his platonic husband laying on the ground, face twisted in pain as he groaned. 

"R-Ranboo-"

"He's okay, probably just a headache at most." Grian reassured, turning to face Tubbo.

The boy gasped, "D-Dad, your eyes-!"

The dirty blonde's eyes were purple with the same weird white symbol. He blinked and groaned, holding his face before they turned back to their normal green color.

"D-Dad..."

"Get some sleep, Tubbo." Grian snapped, everything going back to normal, Ranboo now laying on his white bed, "I promise, I will explain everything in the morning."

Michael peaked out from Tubbo's chest, "...D-Dada... okay?"

"He's okay, sweetheart." Grian cooed, gently taking the baby, "Here, I'll take you to bed and make sure all the bad dreams go away." He began walking out of the room, "Close your eyes, and repeat after me. Bad dreams, go away-"

Tubbo didn't hear the rest, shakily walking to his bed. He got under the sheets and closed his eyes.

"Bad dreams, go away, I only want my good dreams to stay." Tubbo whispered to himself.

***

"T-Tubbo, Tubbo!" 

The brunette blinked, eyes fluttering open. He turned and gasped, hugging the other, "R-Ranboo!"

The Enderman blinked and hugged him back, "...W-What happened?"

"You don't remember?"

"No... I-I just woke up and saw Grian and Scar were downstairs, taking care of Michael."

Tubbo pulled back and blinked, eyes wide. He began to shake, grabbing the other's hair, Ranboo confused and trying to ask what was wrong. Tubbo climbed down the ladder, Ranboo following.

Once they were down on the main floor, they saw Grian finishing breakfast and Scar happily playing with his grandson.

"Dad...? Pops...?" Tubbo said.

The two turned and Scar smiled brightly, the cat centaur standing up. He placed Michael on his back and walked over to the brunette.

"Hey, kiddo!" Scar hugged Tubbo, "How are you?"

Tubbo blinked, "...What happened last night...?"

Scar stiffened and turned to Grian. The dirty blonde hummed and turned off the stove as he faced the three.

"Hey, I'll take Michael on a small walk around Snowchester!" Scar exclaimed, grabbing the baby from his back and holding him up, "We'll have lots of fun!"

"Ah, wait-" Ranboo called but the cat centaur was gone before he could say more.

Grian set two plates of breakfast down on the table, "Sit. We have a lot to talk about."

Tubbo and Ranboo sat next to each other, Grian sitting across from them.

The Enderman blinked, "Sooooo what happened?"

"The people who attached and took control of Ranboo last night are called Watchers." Grian said, skipping to the point, "They're Gods who are only suppose to watch certain worlds, hints the name. They are not meant to interact with the human world. They... they just want to watch humans struggle... for fun." He clenched his fists, "And... I was one of those people they watched. They took an interest in me, I guess, so when I was suppose to die, they offered me a deal."

"...So you became a Watcher?" Ranboo asked.

Grian nodded, "...I did. I had lost Scar for the first time. In a state of grief, I was offered immortality, allowed to have everything I wanted with a snap of my fingers. Well... almost everything. I couldn't get Scar back and... well, I accepted the deal because, with my powers, I could relive those memories over and over, almost like Scar had never died in the first place."

"Wait, Pops died?" Tubbo asked.

"He did. But, obviously, he's alive now." Grian clenched his fists, "He was reincarnated, rebirthed, respawned, whatever you want to call it. When it first happened and I saw him again... I ran away from the Watchers. I went to Earth and hugged Scar, telling him I loved him, that I missed him, that everything is okay. But he didn't remember me." The dirty blonde held up his pinky finger, "Something that Watchers can see is called a String of Fate. It's basically a string that allows the Watcher to see who are soulmates. Well..." He snapped his other finger.

The brunette and Enderman saw a purple string, floating and leading outside as it turned into a red gradient.

"You're soulmates with Papa..." Tubbo said.

"Exactly. No matter what, we were soulbound, we were destined to be together. It didn't matter that he had died and I had become a Watcher, we were meant to be together. And with me being a Watcher... it meant I could just help Scar." Grian lowered his hands, the string disappearing, "I thought I could just leave. I didn't want to be one anymore so I thought if I just went to Earth, acted like a human, they would strip me of my powers. I stayed with Scar, spent human years with him, he fell in love with me again and my love only grew strong. But they... they didn't like that and they..." Grian's eyes turned purple, "They killed Scar in front of me."

Both gasped in response.

"'He will come back, he always does.' 'Part of being a Watcher is watching the same people do different things.' 'You must not interfere.' Those are the things they told me." Grian hissed, "Excuse my language, but fuck that! Scar is my husband, he will forever be my husband no matter what they said. I am not going to just sit there and watch my friends and people I consider family die over and over and over and not do a single thing! So, I kept running away." He hummed, "I would wait for him to be reborn, get back to him, we would fall in love, I'd tell him my secret, give him back memories of the previous lives, he would eventually die, and I do it all again. That was my cycle.

The other Watchers didn't like that. They tried their best to stop me. They would kill me but, when your a Watcher, it just meant being reborn with a new scar. They would mock me, tell me there's no point, that it's worthless. The would kill Scar to stop me. But nothing worked. I kept going. I became a Watcher thinking I would never see him again and I only ever wanted to love one person. But now that I knew he was always going to be there? I wasn't letting go."

Grian sighed, "When they realized I wasn't going to leave it alone... they just let me do it. I still have my powers, obviously, and they occasionally show up to taunt me, but I thought that was it." He clenched his fists, "But... when they attacked you both.... that's the first time they acted out of line." He held his face in his hands, "Tubbo, Ranboo, I am so, so, so, so sorry. I thought that if I never told you, you would be safe. If you never knew, you should've been fine. Ignorance is bliss. But... they have no boundaries, I guess." He looked at them, "That's why I only told you, if you see something with purple eyes? Call me. I'm glad you did but... now I know I have a lot more work to do."

Tubbo and Ranboo were in silent in shock.

The goat hybrid hesitated before he clenched hi fists, "H-How... How many times...? How many times did you re-meet Pops?"

Grian clenched his fists, ".........5,678 times, including this one."

"...And me? How many times did... did you meet me?"

"Including this time?" He hummed, "Once." He smiled at the brunette, "I never wanted kids because I was scared of this sort of thing happening, but... when we found you Tubbo, I took one look and I told myself 'No matter what hell the Watchers put me through, I will protect this child my life.'" He smiled, "You are my pride and joy, Tubbo, and I would do anything to protect you and Scar."

Tears came to Tubbo's eyes and ran over to his dad, hugging him, "I-I love you, Dad!"

"I love you too, kiddo." Grian wrapped the brunette in his wings, "I love you too..."

[thesunicarusfellfor]

Hello! I'm in love with the way you write c! Ranboo like hsgsj- amazing! So I would like a request Yandare c! Ranboo and tubbo with a soft reader that is oblivious on how they act twords them but loves them unconditionaly (just fluff please maybe maybe put a Micheal seen in there as well because Micheal is the best character 😌)

I think this is the best compliment I have ever received... Thank you so much🤍🖤

I didn't know whether or not to do headcanons or a full-length fic, so I went with a shorter story if that's alright. ^^ if it's not feel free to send another request!

FYI THIS CAN BE SEEN AS PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC

Too Sweet (For This World) Yandere!C!Ranboo x F!Reader x Yandere!C!Tubbo

It was very common for you to see something out of the corner of your eye, but when you looked, you only saw a bunch of purple particles drifting slowly towards the earth due to gravity. You just assumed there were quite a few endermen still hanging around Snowchester, or some of the goats had come down from the mountains when you saw small little horns peeking out from behind bushes.

There were a couple times a day where you accidentally and very conveniently bumped into Ranboo out in the crater of L'Manberg or Tubbo when walking around Snowchester. It honestly was funny to you that you always seemed to bump into them when you were feeling sad or lonely. Plus, after talking to them and spending time with them, your problems almost magically seemed to disappear!

Such as, there was one time when you were helping clean up the red vines around buildings and Fundy was nagging at you for being so slow or bad at doing everything. After storming away and ranting to Ranboo about it on the verge of tears, Fundy practically scrambled up to you the next day shaking and almost crying, apologizing for every single thing he's ever said or done.

Huh... Maybe he felt that bad about it to the point where he was crying?

Although Fundy never said anything mean to you again, he also stopped hanging around you completely.

When you mentioned this to Tubbo, he explained that Fundy must not have been a real friend and that he and Ranboo would always be there for you before anyone else.

Once the mansion was built, the two platonic husbands eagerly invited you to stay with them, even saying they had Foolish make a room specifically for you! At first, you quite enjoyed your home around L'manberg, but then one day you returned home to a wall of your home completely destroyed by vines, deeming it unlivable. Although a tad convenient..

Tubbo and Ranboo had heard about it through your sobs when you called them, saying you had no clue what to do anymore. They had arrived at your side in almost minutes and quickly helped you pack and move everything to the mansion.

"I thought Snowchester was like... Half a day's walk away from here..." You sniffed, rubbing your red and puffy eyes. The two men of greatly varying heights tensed up momentarily.

"We were in the area." They both blurted out at the same time before glancing at each other.

Tubbo cleared his throat first, "I was in the nether, but luckily for you, I was close to the old L'manberg portal!" He smiled softly at you as you three walked away from your old home.

"M-Me too!" Ranboo coughed awkwardly, causing Tubbo to shoot him an odd look that you decided to brush off, "Now, uh, come on! Michael needs to meet his new mother!"

You blinked in surprise at the new title but didn't question it much, assuming it was simply just a title. Unbeknownst to you, your two best friends already thought you were part of their platonic relationship, despite you never agreeing nor denying, or them even asking.

It took a few days, but the zombie piglin warmed up to you and practically saw you as another one of his parents, which made Ranboo and Tubbo extremely happy. Instead of placing you into one of the regular rooms, they had Foolish turn the basement into two heavily secured rooms a few days before your house had been destroyed, strangely enough, and even designed one perfectly to your liking!

After washing the fruits you had, you walked towards the bookshelf and pulled on the fake book that caused the shelf to swing open. You walked down the quartz stairs after shutting the hidden door, then made your way up to one of the two doors with a pink sign with 'Michael' written in yellow cursive paint. Punching in the code, the iron door slid open and you stepped in before closing it behind you.

A loud cooing grunt was heard and the sound of quiet tapping echoed through the room before a pair of arms wrapped around your leg. "Hello, Michael." You giggled softly as Michael made grabbing hands up towards the bowl of fruit. Placing it down on the table, the child eagerly ran over and began munching on the food as you brushed over the books on the shelves to find one you haven't read to Michael before. "What about... The story of Persephone?"

A disappointed grunt was your only response.

"Guess I did read that one... Hm... Oh! What about the story of Icarus?" This time his response was a happy squeak and tippy taps of his hooves against the warm quartz floors. You sat down in the rocking chair and waited until the child scrambled over and jumped into your lap.

You opened the book and began reading to him for an hour until your eyes slowly slid shut to the quiet snores of the child of your two best friends, who at this point was beginning to see you as a mother.

Quiet 'meh' sounds and 'vrrr'ing noises and a dim flash woke you up from your spot in the rocking chair. Cracking open your eyes, your arms shifted around the nether hybrid as you saw Tubbo holding a camera making happy bleating noises, while Ranboo, who was the source of the buzzing noises, took the book you had been reading from your limp hand to put it back on the shelf.

"What time is it?" You murmured softly to keep the child asleep as you rubbed the back of your stiff and sore neck.

"It's about 5:30pm. Still rather early. Tubbo walked over and gave you a gentle yet affectionate headbutt while he scooped Michael up from your lap to bring him to bed. This caused an odd whining noise to come from the enderman hybrid before he quickly walked over and rested his forehead against yours, resting it there for a few moments before pulling back, his cheeks flushed the same colours as his eyes.

You giggled softly and gave him a gentle pat on the head as he helped you up. He held onto one of your hands as Tubbo eagerly went for the other, jokingly sticking his tongue out at Ranboo who gave a noise of mock offense, causing you three to giggle softly as you left Michael's room and went upstairs.

Tubbo and Ranboo weren't big fans of you leaving the basement on your own, and you were rarely allowed to leave the mansion even with the two boys at your sides. The former president told you it was because he heard rumours of Technoblade searching around for all the members of his cabinet back when he was in charge of L'Manberg, and he just wanted to protect you.

You saw no problems with his story as it was extremely believable. Your history with Technoblade hadn't been the cleanest and he would've definitely taken one of your canon lives back during the attack on L'Manberg, had a stray black and white firework not saved you that day. It had fired off and must've swerved a way that wasn't predicted, because it hit Technoblade hard enough in the chest to knock him away from you.

You don't remember much of that day, except for Ranboo immediately running over to you and dragging you away from the destruction and chaos. Thanks to him, you were almost completely scar free and standing proudly at three canons lives.

A gentle hand on your shoulder brought you back to reality and you saw two sets of eyes staring at you with concern. "Hey... Are you feeling okay?" Ranboo asked softly, tilting your head up to place his free hand against your forehead, "See. I told you she should be getting more sunlight, Tubbo!"

"I'm okay, I'm okay!" You laughed softly at their worry, rubbing your thumbs along the back of their hands, "Just... Remembering the war with Dream and Techno..."

"What about it?" Tubbo asked, bringing you into the living room to sit down with your friends on either side of you.

You pursed your lips together for a moment as you looked at the ground, "Just how... Scary Techno is. And how he was about to kill me without a care about who or what I was."

Angered growling and seething noises came from Ranboo and Tubbo as you felt their grasps tighten around your hands, almost to a painful degree. You looked up and saw their expressions stone-cold and steely although vastly different from each other.

Ranboo's green eye was purple, and the black tone of his skin was beginning to seep into the side with the lack of colour. The corners of his mouth were slowly splitting open wider and wider as his lips parted, allowing you to see the glowing purple colour inside his mouth.

Tubbo's was less obvious. His eyes were blank but also had a bright fire, one burning for revenge, reflected in them. His ears weren't flicking and neither was his tail, his entire body stiff except for a faint sound giving away the fact that his teeth were grinding together.

As much as you tried to endure it, the grip became too harsh and you couldn't help but give a small pained gasp. This caused all physical contact with you to suddenly vanish as the two boys immediately flung themselves away from you, horror and fear in their eyes.

"Oh my god! I'm so sorry!"

"Are you okay?! Do you need an ice pack?!"

"Or a bandage from my claws?!"

They were both kneeling on the ground in front of you with both of your hands in their grasps again. They repeatedly turned your hands in their own, testing the joints and checking for marks or bruising. "Boys, boys!" You laughed softly, placing your hands on their heads to ruffle their hair gently. You pulled your left hand adorned with two beautiful rings and held it up for them to see, flexing it and moving it around, "See? Perfectly fine. No pain whatsoever!"

While they seemed to have calmed down a lot, they still seemed to be extremely upset and guilty. "I'm still going to get an ice pack... We don't want our wife to be injured..." Tubbo murmured as he quickly got up and walked towards the kitchen.

"I will get started on dinner. And as an apology, I'm making your favourite. (F/f)." Ranboo tried to be a little more upbeat than Tubbo, but you could still see the small amounts of guilt as he turned and followed after the goat hybrid.

Sighing softly at their overreactions, you leaned back against the couch...

Before doing a double-take.

Adorned with rings?!

You quickly flung yourself forward again and looked at your left hand. On your ring finger were two diamond rings, one gold with a green gemstone, and the other silver with a black gemstone, both glistening a faint purple from enchantments...

...

When did these get put on you- wait... Did Tubbo say... wife?

[crastl3]

Scar's 5th Last Life Episode: A Shakespearean Tragedy?

I've been thinking about this since my last post so here's a proper analysis

Structure:

Act 1: This is the exposition, and wow does the opening of Scar's episode work well. He's alone, on his mountain, explaining his plan to get allies.

He literally says "we're gonna be way less lonely here on magical mountain" and kills and enderman for its pearl - announcing his hope for friendship while simultaneously putting his pet goat at risk for his own gain. Nothing much happens as he wanders and interacts very little with others until Scar burns the tree.

It doesn't burn down, and then he does it again. Etho says "[he's] gonna remember that tree business" - we can really see Scar's character here, his reckless actions and casual confidence as he walks right away from the problems he's caused, free of consequences.

Act 2: I would say that the scene in the Southlands marks the beginning of the rising action. Crucially, Scar walks right into a life threatening situation, and survives, even appearing entirely unphased at first. He attributes his survival to the crystals and sells them, immediately getting essentially scammed and earning only an incredibly low durability pickaxe in return (he doesn't get all the value he expected from a deal - could this happen again later?)

It's only in the YouTube equivalent of a soliloquy Scar reveals to the audience that his confidence is faked: a rare moment of honesty and vulnerability not often shown for the rest of the episode. When he tells others about this he only uses it to profess the wonders of his magic, sort of sneakily complimenting himself while simultaneously portraying himself as incompetent.

Act 3: The climax of the play begins as Scar starts to see the consequences of his actions, losing a life in a deal and then to the boogeyman, beautifully illustrating that no deal will prevent the consequences of his actions. Scar realises this - "oh my gosh my actions really come back to bite me don't they - but it is too late for him. Another soliloquy after the final signing of the contract, as things are going smoothly, but are they? He's made a deal but lost a life too, and he's stressed.

More deals follow: first to Cleo, then to Joel and Grian. Scar has friends! There are no longer any reds, he has gotten many contracts, he has an abundance of allies. Success?

Act 4: The falling action takes place as everyone disperses, leaving Scar alone on his mountain again. Do the contracts really mean anything? Scott points out that him and Pearl were the only ones who were friends with him without a contract, but that doesn't stop them from leaving too.

He discovers his final loss - the enchanting table. Left alone and with nothing to sell, he could stay safely on his mountain safe in the knowledge he has many contracted allies. Instead, he searches for it.

Act 5: The final act of the play - the denouement or, since this is a tragedy, the catastrophe. He blunders straight into the death he avoided earlier. Scar's last words are "I got this, it's magic", but this time, there is no magic to save him, no lucky luck crystal - he traded it away earlier without hesitation. Grian, his ally, can't help him out of the situation he's gotten into.

Scar dies, everything he gained that episode burning with him.

Scar's hamartia, his fatal flaw, is his greed, lack of connection with others, and hubris. He is the tragic hero - by the time the tragedy was in motion his end was inevitable. He drives everyone away even as he strives to gain allies. No innocents are harmed like in a usual Shakespeare tragedy, but you could say that his actions allowed grace and lack of consequences to those that also deserved them (specifically the red lives).

In conclusion, Scar's episode five of last life fits incredibly well into the structure and tropes of a Shakespearean tragedy, and Mr Goodtimes is an absolute genius.

[lazarusstumbles]

You know what? Fuck all your "ooh Phil adopts all of SBI legally or finds them somewhere and keeps them" AUs. I want to see:

I want to see an AU where Phil & his two like 17 year old adopted sons, are famous for different things.

Phil is a famous flyer, Wilbur is a famous musician and Techno is a famous fighter. So they're all famous as a family. And the boys do online school.

Wilbur and Phil are avian hybrids, while Techno is a piglin hybrid.

And they keep on stumbling upon this like, 10 year old avian hybrid with blonde hair, blue eyes, and messy wings. He's a super big fan of all of them, and is really loud and funny. He somehow manages to always get something from them, whether it be an autograph, a trinket or merch. He also gives them like, letters. Of how much he likes them, and about himself.

One time, Phil helped him with his wings, so he got attached and Phil became his hero.

Around the same time, Phil starts noticing this brunette goat hybrid around the same age with blue eyes and an addiction to bees. He's choatic and random, and Phil adores him. He always gives them bee facts. The other two rarely see him, but like him all the same.

Wilbur indulged his weird facts, and Tubbo got attached and also became a regular visitor.

A few weeks later, they (Techno and Wilbur) start noticing this enderman kid with split black and white hair and red and green eyes. He's around the same age as the other two. He's nervous and anxious, but a really sweet kid. He always gives them little gifts every time. The gifts are really random, but sweet.

Techno gives him some spare cash, and Ranboo is enthralled and gets attached and became a regular visitor.

Then they start showing up together, always pushing, shoving and arguing, before they see them and go over to meet them.

They appear, they chat for a couple of minutes, and they disappear or they have to leave.

So once they start seeing them, they can't stop.

They seem to be everywhere they are. They ask him if they've got parents, and they shake their heads no. Before they can process that, they're gone again.

They don't show up for a while, so they're worried. But then the kids show up, and decide that to live with the family. Tommy proclaims it, Tubbo enforces it, and Ranboo is just there, adding politeness and honorifics to anything they say.

They're surprised, but take it as a joke and say yes, they can live with them. They nod, satisfied.

Then a few days later, Phil wakes up to three new additions to their house.

Shenanigans and explanation ensue, and Phil has to reason with his boys, who are all hell-bent on keeping these three kids that somehow wormed their way into their hearts. They cannot find the kids' parents, so they just sorta,, keep them until they want to go back.

That never happens. And the kids start accompanying them to all their events and shows. The fans and the media pick up on it, and label them a family.

They don't have the heart to disagree.