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In case you couldn't tell, just a joke AITA post written from the perspective of Wild Life players.
I'm sure you guys can tell who this is and I hope you like it, lmao
AITA for murdering my friend in his own base? [Joke Post/Story(?)]
To be fair, he had it coming. And i did warn him. But a lot of people are telling me i was TA since i ended up killing his teammate too? But, hey, she was just in the crossfire.
Anyways, background: Me and my friends/teammates, who we'll call M and SM, were meeting up with another team, who we'll call SG, L, and T (the problem). We had all agreed to set up a trap to take down some other teams who had more lives than us with a TNT minecart. After we agreed, M and I go down to see how far the TNT would land. Well, while we were down there, T decided to flick the lever and kill both me and M! When we respawned, I specifically told T that I was going to get him. Keep that in mind, it's important.
On to the incident: Time had passed and I lost both M and SM, which sucks, but that's how the game is played. It was the last day for the game and man, was it wild. I knew if there was any day to get T, it'd be today. So, I went to his and his team's (not so) secret base and trapped it with TNT. You know, cause he killed me with TNT? I waited for what felt like forever.
But then, L got a question wrong with Trivia Bot and her voice got all distorted. She called T back to the base. This was my chance! I waited until T and L were both down there when I finally said it.
"It was always going to end like this, T." And I flicked the lever, blowing him and L up.
I think I was rightfully justified. A couple of people keep saying it was wrong of me to kill L cause she did nothing wrong, but she teamed up with T. And I warned him! But I'm posting here to see: AITA for murdering my friend and his teammate in their own base?
#WildLifeAITA#wild life#wild life smp#trafficblr#traffic smp#traffic series#traffic life#martyn inthelittlewood#inthelittlewood
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AITA for murdering my friend in his own base?
To be fair, he had it coming. And i did warn him. But a lot of people are telling me i was TA since i ended up killing his teammate too? But, hey, she was just in the crossfire.
Anyways, background: Me and my friends/teammates, who we'll call M and SM, were meeting up with another team, who we'll call SG, L, and T (the problem). We had all agreed to set up a trap to take down some other teams who had more lives than us with a TNT minecart. After we agreed, M and I go down to see how far the TNT would land. Well, while we were down there, T decided to flick the lever and kill both me and M! When we respawned, I specifically told T that I was going to get him. Keep that in mind, it's important.
On to the incident: Time had passed and I lost both M and SM, which sucks, but that's how the game is played. It was the last day for the game and man, was it wild. I knew if there was any day to get T, it'd be today. So, I went to his and his team's (not so) secret base and trapped it with TNT. You know, cause he killed me with TNT? I waited for what felt like forever.
But then, L got a question wrong with Trivia Bot and her voice got all distorted. She called T back to the base. This was my chance! I waited until T and L were both down there when I finally said it.
"It was always going to end like this, T." And I flicked the lever, blowing him and L up.
I think I was rightfully justified. A couple of people keep saying it was wrong of me to kill L cause she did nothing wrong, but she teamed up with T. And I warned him! But I'm posting here to see: AITA for murdering my friend and his teammate in their own base?
#WildLifeAITA#wildlifeaita#wild life#wild life smp#trafficblr#traffic smp#traffic series#traffic life#martyn inthelittlewood#inthelittlewood
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"Everything you ever touch... will die."
My second Creepypasta OC.
This is Decay (it/its or they/them). It is a fluffy lizard demon sort of creature. Idk what exactly, all I know is my head said "It's creature", so that's what it is.
Have you ever wondered why a plant suddenly dies, even if it was alive just the other day? It's because of Decay. They kill everything they touch. For this reason, they try to stay away, live in their own little corner of the world.
But, well... humans are such curious little creatures. And if you back an animal into a corner... you can't expect it not to fight back.
Decay is incredibly intelligent. While it is more animalistic in personality (running around on all fours like a lizard, attacking when threatened/hungry, stalking prey like a predator, etc), that does not mean it is an animal. Decay can understand human language, but cannot speak it. It understands, adapts, learns, and knows how to manipulate humans when need to. It's been around a long time.
You cannot outsmart them.
#creepypasta#creepypasta fanart#creepypasta fandom#creepypasta art#creepypasta oc#creepypasta original character#original character#oc#oc art#ocs#my ocs#my oc art#my oc#pj's art
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I don't think the shrimp is a dig. Pretty sure most trafficlr adjacent blogs got spammed with shrimp recently.
Isn't shrimp used as an insult tho???
Idk, I just assumed since I've been calling out Dream's shitty behavior
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I present Rosia’s father:
Ares, God of War and Strength! Lover of Aphrodite, Father of Eros, Rosia, Phobos, and Deimos! (I'm posting both versions of the pics because my phone camera can't accurately capture whenever I make/color black characters. Either it's too dark and everything is muddy, or it's too bright and doesn't accurately portray the color palette)
Ares is a hardass, stubborn, and will absolutely take you down a notch if he feels you are acting all high and mighty. He’s strong, he’s brave, a bit egotistical, but he can back it up with the power he has.
However, to his lovely wife Aphrodite and amazing children, he is the definition of a teddy bear. He loves them so much, it hurts. He’s so gentle and patient with them and cares deeply for them, doesn’t take shit nor will he allow his children to take shit. It’s why he taught them all how to fight, even if they don’t always do it.
Basically, Ares is that one vine of “I will destroy you and your bloodline- Ah, Rosia, Father’s a bit busy right now- Oh, did you make that? It’s so good!”
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#greek mythology art#greek myth art#greek myth oc#greek god oc#greek gods#greek mythology oc#greek mythology#ocs#traditional drawing#traditional art
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I'm not a fan of seafood, sorry.
#pj talks#pj answers#i know this is suppose to be a dig#but like#my dude#you're on anon#trying to insult me#pretty pathetic and cowardly#just call me a slur#i'll have the same amount of respect for you as i do Dream
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I get being annoyed it’s on a fifteenth platform but he also did not start this? Tommy has been making jokes about him for months, it’s no wonder it took this long for him to clap back (even if I disagree)
In context, what I'm referring to, it doesn't matter who started what.
I'm criticizing Dream for saying shit publicly on his biggest platforms and then knowingly and willfully choosing to go to his smallest platforms to correct the shit he's spewing.
Example: He says Tommy's editors work in a "sweatshop." Those editors call him out for lying, Dream apologizes on Reddit, despite making the claim on YouTube. He doesn't make an addendum, doesn't make a pinned comment, doesn't change the description, hell, he doesn't even make a community post on YouTube, the same platform he accused Tommy/Tommy's editors, he runs to Reddit, where he doesn't have as many followers, not all of his fans will see it, and he knows that.
He's doing the equivalent of Logan Paul calling out Coffeezilla on his main channel, only to apologize on his third channel, where he knows not as many people are subscribed and not as many people who saw the first video would see the second. (Please note: I'm not comparing the two dramas, I'm comparing Logan and Dream's actions.)
Again, he'll happily say a bunch of shit on Twitter and YouTube, but to correct his mistakes, he goes to Reddit, where not everyone will see it. It's cowardly, it's scummy, it's deplorable.
#dream#dream smp#dreamwastaken#dream drama#dream discourse#dsmp dream#dsmp discourse#dsmp#dream situation#dsmp drama#drama#discourse#pj talks#pj answers
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Dream calls out (well, tries to) Tommy, Tubbo, etc. on his biggest platforms (YouTube, Twitter, Twitch) but then will run to Reddit to correct his mistakes instead of those same platforms he originally posted on.
Fucking coward.
Will happily start shit and get your fans riled up, but when it comes to calming down? Naaaaaah, we'll leave it on the back burner.
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Said this on twt, I'll say it here:
As someone who is neurodivergent, I hate people using the "Well I'm neurodivergent, so I can say it."
No. Fuck that.
If you are using the word as it's intended purpose, you are using it as a slur. It doesn't matter if you are part of the group who can say it.
If you are using the word as a slur, you are saying a slur. End of discussion. You are not reclaiming it, you are using the slur to hurt people, which was why it was made.
Dream's upset because he got called out for using a slur as a slur. Tough shit. Don't use fucking slurs.
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Content/Trigger Warning for non-sexual nudity below the cut
I present Rosia's mother, Aphrodite, Goddess of Love and Beauty!
Lover of Ares, Mother of Eros, Rosia, Phobos, and Deimos!
When she's alone or in front of Ares and/or her children, she's nude because there's no reason to hide oneself. In her eyes, you should be proud of your body, no matter what! Everyone is beautiful, no matter the shape or form! She will only wear "clothes" (if you count lingerie as clothes) when she has to meet with other gods like Zeus, Hera, Athena, etc.
She loves and adores all her children equally, making sure to spoil them to bits. When they have time, she makes it a point to have mother-son/mother-daughter bonding time. (also, all of her children have nicknames; Eros is "her prince", Rosia is "her princess", the twins (Phobos and Deimos) are "her babies", Ares is "her king")
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#aphrodite#greek gods#aphrodite goddess#greek mythology art#greek myth art#greek myth oc#greek god oc#greek mythology#greek mythology oc#nonsexual nudity#nonsexual#traditional drawing#traditional art
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"Everyone deserves love, but not everyone deserves to be with one another."
Introducing Rosia, Goddess of Heartbreak! Daughter of Ares and Aphrodite!
Keep in mind, this is just a OC. Been into Greek Myth for, like, ever? And decided to make a fan child/OC based off it.
I'll probably make more of her and her parents & siblings and such.
Despite what she's the god of, Rosia does want everyone to fall in love! She believes everyone has a soulmate (whether platonic or romantic) in the world, otherwise why would her mother exist? However, not everyone deserves to be together. So, she gives people the push they need to break up, typically influencing those in a toxic relationship, a relationship with abuse, constant fighting, etc.
Close up of my girlie
#greek mythology#greek gods#greek god oc#ocs#oc#oc art#my ocs#original character#original content#traditional art#traditional drawing#greek myth art#greek myth oc#greek mythology art#greek mythology oc
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Projecting my period cramps on.....
(Credit to @rhapsoddity and their amazing Vigilante Sheriff AU!)
Bonus:
Idk, I wanted to join in on this meme and thought it'd be funny-
Full thing:
#empires smp#jimmy solidarity#empires solidarity#solidaritygaming#empires jimmy#solidarity gaming#empires au#empires smp au#empires joel#joel smallishbeans#empires smallishbeans#smallishbeans#ocs#oc#my ocs#original character#vigilante sheriff au#vigilante au#vsau fanart#vsau
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SCP-Z0M813
Item #: SCP-Z0M813
Site: H3RM1T5
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-Z0M813 is to be kept in a room no smaller than six (6) meters by six (6) meters. They are to be given proper bedding, attire, bathroom facilities. Medical personnel should be on standby, but it is not necessarily required on site, so long as personnel is able to arrive within ten minutes of being called. Entertainment shall be given, such as books, video games, and other items requested (so long as approved by site director).
Description: SCP-Z0M813 appears to be a redheaded woman of British decent, approximately two point one (2.1) meters. They appear to be a reanimated corpse that has been stitched back together, with mint green skin and green eyes. It is unclear how they passed, nor do they seem to remember how they have died. They seem generally unbothered by the current state they live in. They do appear to have a huge gap on the left part of their stomach region, their ribs exposed, but no organs are visible. They have stitches across their forehead, shoulders, elbows, wrists, fingers, thighs, knees, ankles, and toes.
Despite the fact they are seemingly a corpse, they can still feel pain like a normal human would. While they cannot bleed or be bruised, they have expressed they can be hurt. The reason why medical personnel should be on standby is in case one of SCP-Z0M813's stitches get loose and fall off. Medical personnel should stitch the limb back in place. While anesthetics are not necessary, it is highly recommended.
SCP-Z0M813 is very cooperative and generally positive with the staff. However, because they can still feel pain, they can and will get aggressive if personnel purposely hurt or are negative to them in some way. If they are to attack, tranquilizers are to be used and shot from a safe distant. Any personnel who purposely provoke SCP-Z0M813 are to be reprimanded or, in extreme circumstances, terminated. SCP-Z0M813 is extremely strong, able to lift approximately two thousand three hundred (2,300) kilograms. This is why anyone who purposely proves SCP-Z0M813 is to be severely reprimanded. While SCP-Z0M813 is cooperating know, the foundation is concerned on what more they could do, if they decided to no longer work with us.
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[ Interview Log ]
EXAMINER NOTES: This log was taken after SCP-S14Y3R's escape attempt and after SCP-C4N46Y was relocated. This log also was taken after SCP-5C4R had visited SCP-Z0M813. Dr. Blaire came in to ask SCP-Z0M813 some questions about other SCPs they seem to be aware of, but SCP-Z0M813 led the conversation with their own question.
Date: 20XX/06/05
Interviewer: Dr. Blaire
Interviewee: SCP-Z0M813
[ BEGIN LOG ]
SCP-Z0M813: Doctor, can I ask you something?
Dr. Blaire: Of course.
SCP-Z0M813: Why are you keeping my friends and I here?
Dr. Blaire: There are two reasons I can give. One, research. We wish to learn more about you guys. It's why, when you, Scar [Note: SCP-5C4R], or any others are cooperative with us, we are very grateful and thank you all. The second reason is because we cannot risk what some of you may do to humanity. I'm sure you know a lot of your friends are quite dangerous-
SCP-Z0M813: Not to you or other humans. To each other, maybe. But that's all part of the game.
Dr. Blaire: Game?
SCP-Z0M813: [Smiles] Oh, don't worry, neither you or any other humans are part of the game. [Sighs] Though, I will say, I'm surprised you haven't met him yet.
Dr. Blaire: Met who?
SCP-Z0M813 stays silent.
Dr. Blaire: Cleo, what game are you talking about? And who is this mysterious person.
SCP-Z0M813 continued to stay silent.
Dr. Blaire: Is it perhaps the Watcher we've heard so much about?
SCP-Z0M813: Maybe you should ask Scar or Mumbo. Those two are the closest to him.
Dr. Blaire: I'm asking you. Can't you tell me?
SCP-Z0M813: I could, but I don't want to. [They look away from Dr. Blaire.] Honestly, this whole thing is getting boring. I hope [REDACTED] hurries up. I'm starting to think he's actually washed up.
Dr. Blaire: Are you and the others planning an escape? Should we be concerned?
[ Note: At this point, SCP-Z0M813 does not react or respond to any more of Dr. Blaire's questions. Dr. Blaire ends the interview and informs O-5 Command. After this interview, there were more security measures put into place for both SCPs and D-Class personnel. This increased security lasted for two months. ]
[ END LOG ]
#hermitcraft#hermitcraft smp#hermitcraft scp au#scp au#empires scp au#life series scp au#Hermit/Empires/Life Series SCP#scp foundation#zombiecleo#zombie cleo#hermitcraft zombiecleo#zombie cleo hermitcraft#scp zombiecleo#scp zombie cleo
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"I can fix them" but in a "You suck at destroying the world/killing your archnemesis/taking your revenge/etc., let me help you and make everyone else suffer" type of way
#random thoughts#nonsense#pj talks#lowkey#me to c!solidarity#and sol from tkatb#and pico#and everyone else i've had a crush on
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//Art, gifts for friends, (tags #art #gifts #merrychristmas #ocs ) . This year has been an absolute mess, so I made these sketches to wish everyone who's helped me through this year! Y'all know who you are! Merry Christmas!
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Nathaniel as Chat Roux!
I'm writing a story and needed an image with Nathaniel as Chat Noir, then I remembered I'm an artist.
So, Chat Roux.
#miraculous fandom#miraculous fanart#miraculous ladybug#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#nathaniel kurtzberg#miraculous holders#miraculous au#mlb fanart#mlb fandom#mlb au#nathaniel as chat noir#miraculous lb#miraculous swap#dtom au#different type of miraculous au
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This is why I lowkey crackship Xisuma and Fwhip.
They're the Server Dads is my eyes-
I don't ship it, but I feel somebody SHOULD ship Xisuma/Tango. server dads, or something.
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