#mystic flour crk

[parisroach]

@corr-upted-s-avefil-e I FOUND THE FUCKIN REAL SHIT!

归于虚无

[thepalladium1]

you ever put too much effort into a shitpost "pallas why is the background like that" i dont know intried to copy the og and fucked up. i cant draw trees

[sunny-sourzii]

How I see the ancients and beasts in terms of shipping them with their counterpart

Shadow milk x pure vanilla: you already know. YES YES YES absolutely love it!!!! Maybe it's the complexity of it, especially with the factor of shadow milk canonically being lonely deep down (and sprinkle some self loathing in there) but yes I love love love it

Burning spice x golden cheese: I honestly didn't think would like it but. Sigh,,,,I do. Though I saw someone point out that making golden cheese the stereotypical submissive woman in this ship makes it horrible because she's NOT LIKE THAT!!! And I totally agree. And for burning spice, idk I feel like he would love a strong woman anyway

Mystic flour x dark cacao: I'm not too sure with this one tbh. I just don't feel like dark cacao would be interested in a woman that litterly tried to wipe out his kingdom to get to the souljam. And I feel like mystic flour sees dark cacao as just another "weak king" that doesn't deserve the power he has

[robin-evry]

Hey can I have twst of yuu mystic flour(from crk) please.

My favourite cookie, I'm so glad I managed to get her by far my favorite support

𝐓𝐖𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐑!𝐘𝐔𝐔 🌾🌕

Mystic Flour Cookie is one of the five overarching antagonists of Cookie Run: Kingdom. Mystic Flour Cookie is one of the Five Beast Cookies and wields the power of Apathy, a corrupted side of the Virtue of Volition she once held. She was the original owner of the Soul Jam currently held by Dark Cacao Cookie.

An enigma amongst the students, they rarely interact with students only ace,deuce and grim are by far the only ones that they talk to.

Mystic Flour!Yuu moves with an eerie, almost weightless grace, as if they might dissolve into dust at any moment. They always have their eyes close and the weirdest part they can read and see even tho they are close.

Even without sight, they can sense people’s emotions with eerie accuracy. They often respond to unspoken thoughts as if they had read them from someone’s face.

No one has ever seen them open their eyes. When asked why, they simply respond, “There is nothing worth seeing.” originally the school thought that they were blind but they soon got proven wrong.

Many students describe them as soft spoken and elegant but yet mysterious and detached, preferring not to interact with anyone. People describe them as nihilistic believing everything is futile.

But despite their mindset, they still have deep care over grim, ace and deuce seeing them as family and will protect them from danger. One time a senior was messing with grim and he reported back towards mystic flour!yuu and the next the senior was struck with a deadly unknown illness and was sent home.

As well when they walk a cloud of mist would form out of nowhere and follow them. Not to mention they don't make noise at all when they walk, they did it with deadly silence to the point no one will notice them grim would compare them with a ghost and they will smile a little.

Once whispered, "I see you," to floyd who snuck up on them. They weren’t even facing him, this creeped him out when he returned back towards jade and Azul he felt shaken up which is a rare thing for him to feel, Jade questioned him and Floyd answered that there's something unnatural about mystic flour!yuu.

They can levitate or fly, this is usually shown when they meditate on the rooftop. In this state they cannot be bothered clouds would appear and gather around them.

The student population heard about mystic flour!yuu ability to grant wishes thru grim, and when they demand it from them mystic flour!yuu would just stare at them creeping the students out.

During the scarabia chapter, they put themselves into a cocoon made out of silk, during this period of time the ghost on ramshackle would avoid the room that held their cocoon for unknown reason grim ask why and the ghost seems to prefer avoid the question out of fear, grim would nonchalantly went in and talk to their cocoon as if they are there. If someone sneaks into their room, it always feels slightly colder than the rest of the dorm. Not unpleasant, just different.

Crowley is afraid of them, willing to obey and avoid their presence all together because he once caught a glimpse of their eyes and immediately was traumatized.

Many believe that they were not human, that maybe they were a ghost or something more terrifying and when asked about this they always answer "why does it matter" and return back into business.

During an overblot they will just simply observe but if grim was in danger the area would form cloud like mist that is hard to see through and sound eerie many students reported when they're in the mist they hear their love ones whispering towards them or screaming.

Jamil would advise kalim not to get close because of the eerie feeling he gets from them, which kalim of course doesn't understand and would try to make contact with them believing both of them find some sort of misunderstanding.

The ghost would avoid them, not to mention professor Vargas is literally terrified of them since they always appear still and move at incredible speed one time he sees them at the corner of the room and when look back they are near him it's not even a second HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO MOVE THAT FAST.

As well when they were watching a horror movie they never once flinch or scream even when theres a jumpscares they always act indifferent.

[midnightyx3]

Mystic borzoi my beloved...

[m0sspile]

evil women and their non-binary children

[surveillancy]

hiiiiiiii!!!! i saw ur smilk/reader posts and js wanted to start off by saying ur writing is amazing and it inspires me, i think ure one of the coolest ever x reader blogs out there

crk selfshipping brainrot has fried my brain so hard……. i am unsure if you write polyamorous fics (character x reader x character) as i was thinking fem!reader catching both yan!shadow milk and yan!mystic flours eyes while travelling through beast yeast and their love for reader becomes this undying obsession so they both team up and kidnap???? take in??? reader with them. suggestive content is preferred for this one too, e.g. they just think reader is too beautiful for them to not keep their hands off with reader being fine w that ofc. and its fine if you prefer writing only one character, if you refuse poly ships then just yan!mystic flour x fem!traveller!reader is okay (~_~;) i am sososo excited 2 see what u can come up with for this one!!!

"star-crossed" yandere!mystic flour x reader x yandere!shadow milk cookie

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the ivory pagoda and the spire of deceit: two places no wanderer should dare step foot in. the first, a realm draped in eternal mist, where time itself felt as insubstantial as a dream. the second, a spiraling abyss of whispering echoes, where light struggled to exist.

yet, despite the suffocating stillness of these lands, you ventured through them, oblivious to the gazes that followed you.

a whisper in the darkness. a lingering breath in the fog.

they watched.

shadow milk cookie, concealed within the twisting spire of his domain, observed your every movement with predatory delight. the way you walked, unhurried, untouched by fear. the way your form, so fragile and delicate, caught the dim glow of his cursed eyes. how could a being such as you simply exist, so unburdened, so breathtakingly beautiful?

he grinned, sharp teeth glinting in the cold light. mine.

from the veiled halls of her pagoda, mystic flour cookie stood in unshaken silence, eyes only half-open, her apathy an ever-present fog around her. yet, she saw you. your beauty, unmarred by greed, by the filth of worldly desires. untouched. a vision of purity among the waste of existence.

for the first time in centuries, something within her stirred. not quite emotion, but something dangerously close. a pull. a need.

she would not let you slip away.

and so, they agreed. shadow milk cookie, ever the weaver of deception, and mystic flour cookie, the prophet of apathy, an unlikely pair bound by a singular, unrelenting desire.

to have you.

to keep you.

you never realized when you stopped walking.

the world around you was shifting. the mist thickened, curling around your limbs, weaving through your breath like a lullaby. the flickering shadows on the ground elongated, stretching unnaturally, wrapping themselves around your feet.

a voice, low, saccharine, familiar yet foreign, poured into your ears like honeyed venom.

"why do you wander?" shadow milk cookie’s voice coiled around you, and though he was nowhere to be seen, you could feel him. "what is it you want, little doll?"

a second voice followed, softer, eerily steady. mystic flour cookie. "it matters not. the outcome is the same."

something cold and weightless ghosted against your skin. you tried to turn, to move... only to realize you couldn’t.

the shadows were gripping you. the mist had solidified around your limbs, holding you in place as gently as a lover’s embrace, yet as unyielding as fate itself.

and then, they appeared.

shadow milk cookie emerged from the abyss like a nightmare given form, his mismatched eyes glinting with something far too hungry to be called affection. he was close, impossibly so, his breath tickling your ear.

"i should have taken you sooner," he murmured, voice dripping with amusement.

"you've walked so far, yet you never realized you were walking straight into my arms!"

you shuddered, the weight of his presence pressing against you like a promise unspoken.

from the mist, mystic flour cookie descended, as if stepping from a place beyond reality. she gazed at you with her distant, unreadable expression, her fingers tracing along the side of your face with the ghost of a touch. it was the kind of touch that felt less like an embrace and more like a claim.

"such beauty," she mused, tilting her head slightly. "wasted on a world of impermanence."

a hand brushed your wrist, fingers curling around it as shadow milk cookie’s grip tightened, possessive, possessive, possessive.

"you belong with us now," he whispered, his voice so sweet it was sickening.

"there is no escape," mystic flour cookie added. not a warning, nor a threat, just fact.

the weight of inevitability settled over you as the mist rose higher, the shadows entwining with it until you could no longer see where one ended and the other began.

shadow milk cookie’s lips barely ghosted against your skin as he chuckled darkly, and mystic flour cookie’s breath lingered against your neck like the cold promise of eternity.

too beautiful to let go. too precious to be allowed freedom.

you belonged to them now.

forever.

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requests: open!

[cinnahoneypop]

Shadowvanilla and a rare pairing that I like

[llapin]

may the whole world soon understand this feeling…

[scratchybongvt]

Beast Cookies!

Beast Cookies is the world’s first and probably last Cookie Run fanfiction written by someone who has absolutely no idea what Cookie Run is. Long story. Also Cookie Run lore enthusiasts do not slam me in the comments because of lore inaccuracies.

This chaotic SMG4-inspired masterpiece lamely disguised as a CRK fanfic, follows the titular group from Cookie Run: Kingdom—or, well, a very stupid version of them—who treat their villainy like an uninspiring 9-to-5 job. They don’t want to be bad; they just clock in, commit some light arson, and deal with the bureaucratic nightmare of being professionally evil. Because nothing screams high-stakes storytelling like animated cookies who, quite frankly, don’t even look like cookies.

Meet our tragically dysfunctional (yet somehow still employed) crew:

Burning Spice Cookie (he/him) –His solution to every problem is setting it on fire, including HR complaints. Probably has a tragic backstory but never shuts up about it.

Eternal Sugar Cookie (she/her) – Unfortunately reported missing for goodness knows how many years now. Being replaced by a cardboard cutout Shadow Milk Cookie (badly) drew instead. People remember her of having a personality comparable to Bayonetta.

Mystic Flour Cookie (she/her) – A chaotic witch who insists that everything can be solved with “just a pinch” of magic. That pinch is usually way too much. No one knows if she’s actually powerful or just good at faking it.

Shadow Milk Cookie (he/him) – A brooding edgelord who drinks expired milk because it “builds character.” Won’t admit he actually has lactose intolerance.

Silent Salt Cookie (they/them) – Silent but deadly. Literally. No one knows what they’re thinking, but when they do act, it’s always unhinged.

Now buckle up, grab some snacks (preferably not sentient ones), and prepare for a wild ride. Actually, do you even want to read this series? Let me know in the comments. Also I need someone to illustrate too. For free, unfortunately for you money-hungry artists.

[chaosabound]

Ok but this update is killing me.

Shadow Milk is overworked

Burning Spice became this chunky boy

Dog

He's a.. magical girl now? Idk

I wonder why Shadow Milk is overworked.

And now I present:

BABY BURNT CHEESE

Look at himmm!

Also Smoked Cheese and Shadow Milk overworked buddies.

Also

I've been blessed.

[anopaqueviolet]

mystic flour cookie!

[theapatheticflour]

thank you for the offer but no

everytime i go out, silent salt and salted caramel cookie comes and forces me

so i rather avoid them

Shadow milk cookie, we have a problem, it’s mystic flour cookie, she hasn’t slept at all in five days

Give me a frying pan, some lavender, and a pair of dice. I'll fix it!

[walrus-tusk-615bc]

All of the St. Valencringe cards I made for the CRK server contest!

Idk who would even use these, but they’re all free to use with credit lmao

[midnightyx3]

Mystic borzoi my beloved