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thetorturedlovergirl · 1 month ago
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As protector of all the women in doctor who I should be able to have a gun with me always so if a hater comes to my blog and annoys me I can blast them with my gun and destroy them so there’s no more haters for the gorgeous women in doctor who
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zylphiacrowley · 2 months ago
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Code Blood pt.2
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akkivee · 26 days ago
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his hypnosis ability is to imprison and make someone lose their turn, juto does NAWT need to be doing all that 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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arcsin27 · 3 months ago
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Praying this means they’re not gonna sanitize his story
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boyslit · 2 months ago
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I'm really tired of this plane of existence, i need to go clean up space gore and get my pussy docked for not *checks notes* using a laser gun in precisely the right way to fill in bullet holes in the plaster.
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mechahero · 1 year ago
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//I am not immune to using my own dash game
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lychee-twinkubus · 2 years ago
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i want to make a hard sci-fi series where i spend 12 hours researching toilet patents and engineering before cross referencing it with current public information regarding actual space toilets in order to realistically incorporate proper space plumbing into the novel series i would make. to offset the sheer amount of research i would have to accomplish in order to write a novel, i would just make it so whenever someone fires a laser pew pew gun, it would just nuke the whole ship because it's easier to kill off a whole cast of characters halfway through the novel than to write a half-chapter of a dead-end physics lecture regarding said pew pew guns, it's just easier to make every laser weapon catastrophically fail and split the very quarks of hydrogen atoms before wrenching the fabric of reality off of its hinges before turning your sci-fi novel into a series of tragic flash-fiction
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months ago
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Jason has the vibes of the older brother who will do everything for his brother "but only for a price"
I mean: Jason will help Tim and Steph in their homework because they give him $10 or Jason once saw Dami and Jon breaking into a lab that was illegally using animals as guinea pigs, the two boys bought Jason's silence with half a KitKat and Jason even helped them because the candy is edible
Jason likes to help his siblings, he just does that to mess with them
Even better: it's casino-style. If they want something from him, they gotta place their bets and hope they win.
Jason: Since you're filing taxes, can you do mine?
Bruce: Sure.
Bruce: *squints*
Bruce: Why do you have a casino under your name in Atlantic City?
[earlier]
Jason: Hey, Roy, just stopping by to check in on everyone. How's the new Poker table coming?
Roy: See for yourself.
Barbara: *deals the cards*
Steph: I'll raise you two. I need that midterm project done more than you need that stupid mission report.
Tim: You're forgetting who has more disposable income.
Tim: *slaps a stack of bills on the table*
Tim: I can do this all night. I even brought leftovers from the buffet.
Jason: *goes to the Roulette wheel*
Damian, explaining to Jon: If we place our bets on black, we can maximize our chances of borrowing the laser lockpick to free the crocodiles.
Jason: *goes to the machines*
Cass: Third time's the charm. Give me his case file.
Cass: *pulls the lever*
Duke: I'll take a stab at the Wheel of Fortune. It'd be nice to have Jason clean my room. Or buy me snacks. Or whatever it lands on.
Jason: Well, everything's looking good around here.
Dick, walking in: Hey, I heard about this place. What's this about placing bets to get favors?
Jason: What are you, a cop?
Dick: Actually, I was wondering if I could try. My bike's in the shop and I really need to borrow yours.
Jason: My bike? Alright. Follow me.
Jason: *takes him out back*
Jason: *pulls out his gun*
Jason: Get on the ground and give me all your money.
Dick: Jason, what the hell?!?
Jason: The house always wins.
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stealingpotatoes · 1 month ago
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POTES SEMI-LIVEBLOGS KOTOR!
ive been writing my thoughts in the notes app but due to popular demand (one person asked for it) i'm posting my liveblogging DO NOT SAY/TAG/COMMENT SPOILERS PLEASE i read tags
warning im a yapper, im 10 hours in and theres a lot already (separated into sessions):
SESSION 1
whos this clown i thought i would be playing as revan
ive been too spoiled by dragon age origins this character creator sucks ass
only human???? ): fr?? ill just imagine her different in my brain or some shit
my life is being mansplained to me. is this bad writing or do i have amnesiacs
hes meta now??? hes talking abt the screen controls?????
omg a jedi and an evil jediii
omg their asses suckedddd they both died immediately
i <3 bringing a sword to a gun fight
WHY R THERE SO MANY SITH WHERE IS TJE RULE OF TWO
i clicked a workbench and it said lightsaber so either i get a lightsaber or i get a jedi friend whose lightsaber i can steal if im careful
I assume u play as revan in kotor2 so im gonna buy that now so i can play it when im done playing w this clown
i got light side points im getting a good grade in game morality which is something both normal to want and possible to achieve
everyone keeps saying revan is dead but thats my friend revan from tumblr hes clearly alive. or they???
my characters ass is distractingly present onscreen
huge fan of the way everyone collapsed drunk what the FUCK was in that wine
ok these sith ppl might be the bad guys but their armour is DRIPPY AS FUCK
ideologically i dont agree w the sith but they kinda went off w the fits
googling how to become a sith without being evil cause they have Drip
SESSION 2
i paid £1.19 to see revan he better show up in this game at some point
all these sith n i still cant find one revan….. stop faking ur death rn come out n talk to me babygirl this isnt like u….
why can i be light/dark side if im not a jedi. give me a laser sword
maybe this jedi gyal will know where revan is faking his death. or give me a fuckin lightsaber PLEASEEE
was just thinking 'does this game have romance' and then carth called me beautiful. i dont think im gonna romance anyone until i get this amnesia sorted
why is carth questioning me so much abt the crash im pretty sure i have amnesia
why tf did the jedi lady have me transferred to this ship are we in lesbians with each other???
carth's not wrong it is suspicious but i lowkey have amnesia so i coulda done that i coulda not
a lot of clone wars voice actors in this. was lucasfilm so broke in the 2000s that they could only afford the same 3 VAs for every project
mission is 14??????? we need to get my girl back in school
SESH 3
tale as old as time i fucking suck at racing games
ok i didnt realise you had to mash click i won
REVAN!!! REVAN!!!!!!!!!
why am i dreaming abt revan tho. real as hell but ?????
lmao cringe revan getting blown up. i thought the jedi beat rev-meister in a fight but no. accident
"such visions are often a sign of force sensitivity" COOL YAY GIVE ME A LIGHTSABER
BASTILLE LOST HER FUCKING LIGHTSABER??
CARTH IS RIGHT THATS LIKE DAY ONE JEDI SHIT. ok i still love her even tho shes a bit of a bitch and also doesnt have a saber
if we find a lightsaber im taking it first tho
whys carth getting weird abt me being weird that he doesnt trust me. i just wanna be friends mate
SESH IV: A NEW HOPE
'i mean no disrespect, but perhaps one of the male slaves could serve you better' i went in here to start a slave revolution and instead got called a lesbo
LMAO THERES A SPICE LAB???? WALTER WHITE WHERE ARE YOU
thats insaneee they blew up BILLIONS of people to get to one jedi?????? these sith arent fucking around theyre scary
UM THIS IS CRAZY GRAPHICS THE LIGHTING IS CLEARER/DARKER WHEN I COVER THE SUN W THE SHIP EDGE?? 2003 IS THE YEAR OF THE FUTURE
someone just called me padawan i kinda assumed i was in my late 20s do i just have baby vibes
all the jedi in the movies are so chill but every kotor jedi i've met so far has been a bit of a bitch
YO THEY HAVE A YODA!!! its not THE yoda but
cool so these guys are just the regional managers at best. your asses are not the council
why can everyone smell my force juju so strong
THATS STRAIGHT UP YODA'S CLONE WARS VA
why does fake yoda not blink both eyes at the same time. im calling him master tortimer he reminds me of the animal crossing mayor
bastila there was no need for such a fancy bow
malak is like evil aang
revan is so much shorter than malak omg
are me and bastila sharing dreams. are we both obsessed w revan
poor mission ):
WHAT WAS MASTER TORTIMER ABT TO SAY????????? EVER SINCE WHEN??? DID WE KNOW EACH OTHER BEFORE MY AMNESIACS????? DID BASTILA TELL U SMTHN MORE WHEN I WASNT IN THE ROOM???
im intrigued i like this whole hidden jedi shtick its very compelling. so is whatever theyre hiding from me
kinda surprising no jedi found me before tho given my force juju is so strong
IM A LEGIT JEDI NOW??? SICK!!!
does revan rlly not have pronouns i thought that was a tumblr thing but they straight up are a nonbinary icon ive never heard a single pronoun used. revan's pronouns are revan/revan's
damn revan seems so cool in these stories (charismatic war hero that convinced their troops to join them as conqueror?? julius caesar) and yet all we've seen them do onscreen is get blown up and die by accident
A YEAR AGO? the way they were talking i assumed revan died like. a week before the game started
master uh i forgot his name he has martin scorcese vibes said revan was a paragon of the jedi so what im getting is that all jedi gifted kids turn evil
even if i didnt know revan as a tumblr darling id KNOW revan has to be alive somewhere they way everyone talks abt them is too cool for a character who exploded and died. i think. i hope. I PAID £1.19 TO MEET REVAN
'only you and bastila can stop malak' seriously????? just us two?? ive been a jedi for like, 6 minutes and you guys keep calling bastila young???? do you guys not wanna help??
omg im getting carth to traumadump! <3
HE WAS ON REVAN'S ARMY>??
i totally knew the jedi code and did not have to google it whatsoever
they rlly said fuck going to illum heres a crystal from the bin
he told me id be a great sentinel and i was like i know but i want blue cause i dont wanna be matchies with bastila
OGH!!! I HAVE A LIGHTSABER!!!! THIS IS GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!
omg i made my lightsaber perfectlyyy which is rare <3 getting a good grade in jedi
maybe i was a travelling lightsaber salesman before my amnesia
seriously though WHO was i everyone's kinda stopped acting like i have amnesia since the first mission BUT IVE PLAYED DRAGON AGE THAT GIVES YOU OPPORTUNITIES TO RP UR PAST. THIS DOESNT. EITHER THIS GAME IS BAD (but i love it so its not) OR I HAVE RETROGRADE AMNESIA
also everyone keeps being like "Oh ur force juju is so strong" AND NOBODY FOUND ME TIL NOW??? suspicious. did getting a really bad concussion activate the force in me
im too confused and amnesiac'd to think abt anything except the fact i have a glowing stick now
FSESH FIVE:
big fan of using aliens to avoid having to get VAs to read every line
oh so carth's boyfriend saul betrayed him and became leader of the sith fleet so he has trust issues
well he needs to calm down. i can't betray him cause i dont know what the fuck is happening
yooo i love the design differences on the mandalorians
oh my god this lady wanted to fuck her droid cause it was her husband's. and then it killed itself. wtf. game of the year tho
wtf they jebaited this juhani person into going dark side but then i talked her out of it. that seems a bit mean of them
i hope she can join my party she looks too unique to be a random npc
ive been thinking and I might be going crazy but there was a loading screen tip ages ago that said jedis could wipe ppl's mind and all i thought at the time was 'fuck the shitshow acolyte didnt make that up'. but what if one of them wiped MY memory and i used to be a jedi or smthn ????????
cause they keep being like ur weirdly good at this??? did bastila steal my memories??????????
I KNOW I HAVE AMNESIA!! EVEN IF EVERYONE DOESN'T BRING IT UP BC THEYRE PROBABLY TRYING TO SAVE MY FEELINGS
if i dont have amnesia and im just deeping the fact the opening had my life being mansplained then im gonna look real stupid
anyway time 2 go to the fuckshit ruins cave where r-dog and malak went to
"it must be referring to revan. the dark lord and malak--" revan's pronouns are revan/thedarklord
bastila said theres no mention of the Builders in the archives. does she just know every text off by heart
THIS DROID IS 20K YEARS OLD ???
omg i can equip 2 lightsabers at once. game of the year
OK I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT THE AMNESIA BASTILA IS ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY BACKGROUND THAT I CAN ANSWER. I REPEAT I DO NOT HAVE AMNESIA
ok i didnt get choices and i didnt really uh… say anything that i didnt already get told im still not ruling out amnesia
also booo i didnt get to find out how old i was
master tortimer rlly looks like the ultimate ketamine yoda
LMAO THERE WAS A DIALOGUE OPTION 2 CALL JUHANI A CATGIRL
omg kashyyk from jedi fallen order!!!
I CAN UPGRADE MY LIGHTSABER THIS IS JUST LIKE JFO
omg this ship is fun i wish everyone had personalised bunk spaces like hfw… a game which came out 19 years after this i should probably just take what we have
im gonna start w manaan cause im p sure thats what B-dog said n its the same language the droid was speakin
omg hyperspace from star wars
THE GUY THE BUILDING FELL ON???
am i having dreams abt revan bc bastila killed revan and im connected to her this is so roundabout
maybe i'd sleep better if my ponytail wasnt clipping into the pillow
[kiwi accent] six
carth needs a xanax every time i think we're friends he stops trusting me
also lmao he actually pointed out how wild it was that a day one padawan is being sent on this uber important mission and HES RIGHT IT IS WEIRD!! i thought it was main character logic but he's calling it out
i really really like the sense of unease that's setting in like at first i thought it was just cause im not used to 2003 games but no this is on purpose bc carth my friend carth keeps calling it out
THERE IS A CHILD ON MY SHIP ??????????????????
lmao the representative for menaan is roland wann. its like poetry it rhymes
there are no cameras in the sith hangar <3 rookie error i can commit crimes now
bastila's favourite hobby is getting shot and walking into my grenades
this isnt a combat system this is a missing system
I GOT ARRESTED???? IM JUST A GIRL
nvm i had a datapad that said the sith were evil so theyve let me go free and we're besties
why do i feel like ive just walked into an underwater horror mission
this suit waddles at the speed of a penguin on fentanyl
i tamed the beastie this is like how to train your dragon
MALAK FIRED ON REVAN?????? WERENT THEY BEST FRIENDS???????
but maybe revan escaped when bastila wasnt looking THEYRE FINE THEYRE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. I BELIEVE
so hopefully when we run into revan they'll be like agh i changed my ways cause of the being shot thing and they'll be my bestie
great news i successfully communicated w the ship child and gave her back to dantooine. my girl has shockingly good linguisitics skills
bastila is so dour "oh watch out for the dark side" GIRL I AM. I NEED TO GET THE BEST GRADE IN GAME MORALITY
ok OFF TO KASHYYK i hope cal kestis is there… thru the force i guess… bc he wont be born for another 4000 years but its whatever
omg you'll never guess what. another vision. wow its one of the thangs. cool this is a tomorrow me problem
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bsturnzmtts · 3 months ago
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Laser tag - Chris Sturniolo
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Based on this request!
Paring: bf! Chris x gf! Reader
Contains/warnings: smut, making out, blowjob, teasing, kinda public (in the bathroom)
Summary: You, your friends and your boyfriend went to laser tag. You and your boyfriend Chris were on opposite teams. In one of the rounds he pulls you to a corner to kiss you but you get him out…
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It’s Friday night at the triplets’ house, and you, your boyfriend Chris, and your friends Nate, Madi, Matt, and Nick are debating whether to go to Top Golf or laser tag. After weighing the pros and cons, you all eventually decide on laser tag.
When you all arrive, the teams are chosen randomly—Nate, Matt, and you on one team, and Nick, Chris, and Madi on the other. As you gear up, Chris gives you a smirk and the “I’m watching you” sign. You quickly respond with the “you’re dead” sign, locking eyes with him, ready for the game to begin.
The game starts and you quickly find a perfect spot to hide and shoot. Fully concentrated on the action ahead, you don’t notice Chris sneak up behind you. Before you can react, he pulls you into a hidden corner. His notorious smirk looking at you up and down.
“Chris! You scared me.” You say with a soft chuckle.
"I thought I'd catch you off guard," he whispers, his smirk growing wider. "You're usually the one sneaking up on everyone else." He checks his laser tag gun, making sure it's still functioning. "You know the rules, no mercy."
“Awww come onnn don’t kill me, I’m your girlfriend.” You say giving him a pout.
“Hmm fine. But only if you give me a kiss.” He says as he leans in to kiss you.
You lean in as well but just as he’s about to kiss you, you eliminate him. “Ups, should’ve known better.” You say as you laugh.
"Well well well, playing dirty?" He laughs, pretending to stumble back dramatically. "That kiss is gonna cost you later," he whispers playfully.
“Bye bye my love, gotta go find the others” you say as you leave him to go find more of the opposing team.
After a while your team ends up winning. You all meet up at the lobby laughing about the game and some saying it was unfair. You excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and as you're about to enter Chris pulls you in.
“Chris! Stop doing that.”
"Hey, you're the one who's been winning every game. And you didn't keep your promise about that kiss..." he teases, gently pushing you against the wall. "Plus, I need to get my revenge somehow..." In this confined space, his presence feels more intense than usual. “Don’t think I’ll let it slide that easily” he says with a smirk before pressing his lips against yours.
He kisses you passionately for a moment before pulling back slightly, keeping you pressed against the wall. "That's just the first part of your punishment," he whispers, his eyes sparkling mischievously. "Ready for the second part?" he asks, leaning in closer.
“Oh, there’s more?” You ask in a teasing tone.
"Mhmm, and it's gonna be a lot more fun than just a simple kiss," he promises, his voice low and seductive. He leans in close to your ear, his breath warm against your skin. “Get on your knees.”
Your eyes widen at his words. “Right here?”
"Right here," he confirms, his tone leaving no room for argument. "No one's gonna come in, I made sure of that." He smirks, unbuttoning his jeans with his free hand. "You've been teasing me all night, now it's time for you to take care of me."
You bite your lip as you look down at his noticeable bulge. “Chris what if-
"If what?" he interrupts, his voice growing firmer as he sees your hesitation. He hooks his fingers under your chin and lifts your face to look at him. "You really gonna make me ask twice?" He raises an eyebrow, his smirk turning into a grin.
You slowly get on your knees and pull down his unbuckled jeans with his boxers.
A low groan escapes his lips as you reveal his length. He runs his fingers through your hair possessively, gently guiding your head closer. "That's my girl," he whispers, his voice thick with desire. "Show me what you can do with that pretty mouth."
You start teasing by licking his tip for a few seconds before going all in. You start sucking on him as your hands play with his balls and your wide eyes look at him.
"Fuck..." he hisses through clenched teeth, watching you intently. His grip on your hair tightens slightly as he fights the urge to thrust deeper. "Just like that, baby. You look so fucking hot like this..." He maintains eye contact, his pupils dilating with pleasure.
He starts gently thrusting his hips, fucking your mouth slowly at first. His hands remain in your hair, guiding your head and setting the pace. As he gets more into it, his thrusts become harder and faster, his cock hitting the back of your throat with each stroke. "Fuck, fuck, fuck..."
You pull back a little going back to lick his tip as your hand strokes his cock.
He inhales sharply, his hips bucking slightly as you tease him with your tongue. "Damn it, you're trying to kill me aren't you?" He growls, his fingers tangling in your hair. "Open wide again,"
You smirk slightly at his neediness. You obey and open your mouth wide as you look at him.
"Holy fuck..." he mutters, slowly sliding in deeper this time. "Your mouth feels incredible..." His voice comes out in ragged breaths as he controls the pace. "Keep those pretty eyes on me while you suck..." He commands, his movements becoming more intense.
"That's it, baby, take it all," he says, his voice trembling with restraint. "I'm gonna cum, fuck, I'm gonna cum so hard in your mouth..." He warns, his grip on your hair almost painful.
"Good girl," he pants, his entire body tensing as he reaches his climax. "S-Swallow it all," he manages to choke out before releasing into your mouth. His knees almost buckle as he enjoys the intense pleasure of his orgasm.
You swallow every last drop and open your mouth sticking your tongue out showing him that you did.
His eyes darken with desire as he looks at you, spent but thoroughly impressed. "Fuck me," he mutters, helping you up to your feet. He crashes his lips against yours in a passionate kiss, tasting himself on your lips. "You're perfect."
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rbrownillustration · 4 months ago
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I don’t know how to give a spoiler alert on this website but if I can warn you here it is. This is vague enough though it’s not too much??? Maybe????
Anyways, I saw Transformers: One yesterday and have been thinking about it nonstop ever since. It’s beautiful. Almost perfect. Sensational. 10/10 would recommend please go see it if you have any Transformers love in your bones and even if you don’t. It’s just a good story.
As for the spoilery part, don’t read ahead as I talk about this piece if you don’t want some spoilers.
What kills me about this movie is, yes, Orion and D-16’s friendship, but also Bee and Elita coming together as a team as the four of them. Bee particularly, as it would be assumed he is the youngest and the least experienced in their little group and needs them potentially the most.
I would say there’s a direct parallel you could make between Bee and D-16 throughout the movie. As both of them move from blind loyalty in the status quo to having to accept that the system they live in is set up against them and the power that they trusted is false and vile.
D-16 is a fascinating case of losing trust in anyone and anything because of that betrayal. The movie does a fantastic job of justifying (not excusing) the rise of Megatron and truly emphasizes how tragic of a character he really is, beyond just the violent rebel we’ve gotten used to.
Bee on the other hand shifts quickly to lean on the support and trust of his friends (maybe he is more inclined to as they are literally his only option), and to still hold his faith in Primus and the true Primes, ultimately following Optimus.
Anyways, this illustration I whipped up this evening is in the climax of the film when Sentinel Prime has captured much of the High Guard, as well as D-16 and Bee. D pulls the ballsy move of refusing to kneel to the false Prime. They discuss Megatronus Prime for a bit, Sentinel drawing attention to D’s Megatronus decal. Then Sentinel decides that D-16 should always have a reminder of that dead Prime, and brands a crude likeness of Megatronus on his chest with a laser gun.
Above all else I think that this is potentially the final turning point for D-16. This isn’t the point of no return (see end of film when Sentinel gets his due) but I see it as D-16 losing faith completely in both the true Primes of the past (Megatronus), and the false Prime of the present (Sentinel), leading him straight to the point later where he won’t trust his future to anyone but himself. Not even Orion. I wanted to explore this moment visually so while I was at work the composition for this piece slowly started forming in my head and I knew I wanted to bring both D-16 and Bee into the focal point.
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ghostlyglimmer · 3 months ago
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The Fun Zone Part 1
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Summary:
Danny Fenton’s part-time job at The Fun Zone—a chaotic arcade and entertainment center that’s secretly a gang front—was going great until a certain vigilante stormed in to shut the place down.
Danny Fenton leaned against the register at The Fun Zone, his eyes half-lidded with the bored expression of someone who had already been on shift for far too long. The arcade’s lights flickered with their usual neon brilliance, and the sound of pinball machines, whirring go-karts, and kids screaming in the indoor playground provided a steady background cacophony. It was chaos incarnate, but Danny didn’t mind. The job paid surprisingly well for a Gotham gig, and it let him afford textbooks and a halfway decent apartment.
That, of course, didn’t make up for the downsides—namely, the fact that the place was a gang front. Danny had figured it out about two days in. The suspicious packages delivered after hours, the shady clientele that frequented the private lounge, and the way his manager, “Big Sal,” always seemed to have armed goons lurking nearby. None of it really phased him. As long as he kept his head down, he didn’t see any reason to care.
But apparently, the local vigilantes did.
“Hey, kid,” a gravelly voice startled Danny out of his stupor. He looked up to see the Red Hood himself looming over the counter, his arsenal on full display. Guns, knives, and explosives hung from his tactical gear, his crimson helmet reflecting the pulsing lights of the arcade.
Danny blinked. “Welcome to The Fun Zone. Can I get you a family pack for laser tag, or are you just here to threaten the boss?”
Red Hood’s head tilted slightly, his helmet hiding what Danny assumed was either a glare or the equivalent of a facepalm. “You know this place is run by a gang, right?”
“Yeah,” Danny deadpanned. “And they pay me twenty bucks an hour plus tips. Do you want to buy tokens or not?”
Hood seemed taken aback, the air of intimidation slipping just a little. “Do you even care that they’re criminals?”
“As long as they don’t ask me to do crime, I’m good. Rent’s expensive, man.”
Before Hood could respond, the double doors to the bowling alley burst open, and in stormed Big Sal, flanked by his usual goons. Sal was a mountain of a man, with slicked-back hair and a perpetual sneer that seemed permanently etched into his face. His eyes narrowed as they landed on Hood.
“Well, well, if it isn’t the Red Hood,” Sal growled. “You’ve been poking around my turf for weeks. You think you can just walk in here?”
Hood drew a pistol in response. “I don’t think. I act.”
The goons raised their weapons, and Sal barked out orders, but before the situation could escalate further, Danny loudly cleared his throat.
“Hey!” he said, waving a hand lazily. “Can you guys not do this in front of the register? I just mopped over here.”
Both Sal and Hood turned to stare at him.
“What?” Danny shrugged. “If there’s going to be a shootout, at least take it to the parking lot. I’m not cleaning up blood.”
Hood’s shoulders shook with what might have been a laugh, though his voice remained gruff. “You’re way too calm about this.”
“First week on the job, I had to break up a fight between two dads who got into a brawl over mini-golf,” Danny replied flatly. “This? This is Tuesday.”
Hood holstered his pistol, much to Sal’s visible annoyance. “You’re a weird kid, you know that?”
“Thanks,” Danny said. “So, if you take over this place, do I still get to keep my job?”
Sal sputtered indignantly. “You little—”
“You shut up,” Hood snapped, leveling a finger at the gang boss before turning back to Danny. “If I take over, yeah, you can keep your job. Might even give you a raise for putting up with this crap.”
“Cool,” Danny said, as though he hadn’t just witnessed a life-or-death standoff. “Want a soda while you’re here? Employee discount means I can get it for like, fifty cents.”
Hood stared at him for a long moment before shaking his head. “I’m starting to think you’re the most dangerous person here.”
Danny smirked. “Nah, I’m just good at customer service.”
As Hood turned back to deal with Sal, Danny leaned against the counter again, sipping a soda he’d poured for himself.
The standoff between Red Hood and Big Sal continued, the tension thick enough to cut with a knife. Danny, however, remained entirely unfazed, sipping his soda and watching the drama unfold as if it were a reality TV show. His coworkers, who had been hiding behind various attractions, occasionally peeked out to catch glimpses of the action. None of them seemed inclined to intervene. Not that Danny blamed them��this was well above their pay grade.
Big Sal, realizing that Red Hood wasn’t going to back down, snarled and gestured to his goons. “You think you can just walk in here and take what’s mine? This is my turf, Hood!”
Hood’s voice was calm but laced with menace. “Not anymore, it’s not. You’ve been running weapons and drugs through this place for months. The Fun Zone’s under new management now. So, unless you want to end up in Arkham—or worse—you’ll walk out of here while you still can.”
Sal bared his teeth, but before he could respond, one of his goons hesitated and took a step back. “Uh, boss? Maybe we should listen. It’s… it’s Red Hood.”
Sal shot the man a glare that could curdle milk. “Coward.”
Hood tilted his head toward the exit. “Smart guy. He should take you with him.”
The goon glanced nervously at Sal, then at Hood, and bolted toward the doors. A few others followed, their loyalty clearly not strong enough to stick around for what was about to happen.
Danny watched the exodus with mild amusement. “Wow, Sal. You really inspire loyalty, huh?”
“Shut up, kid!” Sal barked, his face red with anger. “You’re on thin ice.”
Danny raised his hands in mock surrender. “Just saying. If I were you, I’d consider an employee morale retreat or something.”
Hood let out a low chuckle, his guns still trained on Sal. “You’ve got guts, kid. I’ll give you that.”
Danny replied with a shrug. “So, what’s the plan here, Hood? Are you shutting this place down, or do I need to update my résumé?”
Hood’s answer was interrupted by a sudden crash from the go-kart track. Everyone turned to see a group of kids who had somehow bypassed the barricades and were now gleefully racing around, oblivious to the standoff happening mere feet away.
“Seriously?” Hood muttered, lowering his weapons slightly. “This place is chaos.”
“Welcome to The Fun Zone,” Danny said with a wry smile. “Where the games never stop, even during a hostile takeover.”
Hood let out a heavy sigh, clearly debating whether this was worth his time. Finally, he holstered his weapons and gestured for Sal to leave. “You’ve got 24 hours to pack up and get out. If I see you here after that, you won’t be walking out.”
Sal opened his mouth to argue but thought better of it. He stormed out, slamming the doors behind him, leaving Hood, Danny, and a scattering of terrified employees behind.
Hood turned back to Danny. “You still want to work here?”
Danny shrugged. “Depends. You hiring?”
Hood stared at him for a moment before shaking his head in disbelief. “You’ve got nerve, kid. Fine. You’re hired—you get a fat raise and fewer shady dealings. Just… try not to question too much about what happens in the backroom.”
“Cool,” Danny said, finishing his soda. “Do I get a new uniform, or do I keep the one with the mustard stains?”
Hood sighed again, rubbing his temples. “I’m already regretting this.”
Danny grinned. “Welcome to management, boss.”
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Nine Lives, One Knight
(batman!gojo x catwoman!reader)
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synopsis: By day, Gojo Satoru is Gotham’s golden boy—billionaire, genius, untouchable. By night, he’s the Bat, a relentless force in the city’s shadows. You? You’re Catwoman—master thief, chaos incarnate, always one step ahead. You’ve spent years dancing around each other, neither willing to truly win. But when a new faction, the Black Veil, sets its sights on Gotham’s most powerful players—including you and the Bat—you’re forced into an uneasy alliance. Tension crackles, lines blur, and the game you’ve always played turns deadly. Because this time, it’s not just about the city. This time, it’s about each other.
cw: batman au, mutual pining, slow burn, sort of enemies to lovers, angst, violence, blood, injury mention, gun violence, kinda gory? kinda forbidden love? Toji, geto, shoko and nanami cameo lmao
word count: 10.1k
author's note: this had been in my drafts for a very long time and after the poll results, I thought i'd finish this. it's not much, but I enjoyed writing this jjk x dc crossover.
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Gotham was never silent.
Not even at midnight.
Not even when the rain came down in thick, suffocating sheets, drenching the city in shadows. Somewhere below, sirens wailed. Tires screeched. A single gunshot cracked through the air, distant but unmistakable.
To some, the noise was chaos. To you?
It was home.
You move across the rooftop with practiced ease, the weight of the Black Veil’s encrypted drive tucked safely into the pocket of your suit. The heist had been too easy. A little slip past the lasers, a quick crack of the safe, and just like that—you were out.
Something worth a small fortune in your hands. Or rather—something that could destroy half of Gotham’s elite if it ended up in the wrong hands.
(Or the right ones, depending on who you asked.)
A clean escape. A successful job. You should be gone by now.
And yet—
A shiver runs down your spine. Not from the cold. Not from the rain. From something else.
Something you can’t see, but feel.
You land soundlessly on another rooftop, pausing only for a second to scan the city below. Nothing. No movement. Just the familiar neon glow of Gotham’s underbelly.
Still—your fingers twitch. Instinct coils in your gut, whispering a warning you don’t want to acknowledge.
Too easy.
Too—
“Going somewhere, kitten?”
The voice comes from behind you, smooth as silk, dark as thunder.
You don’t startle. You don’t turn. Instead, you let a slow, knowing smirk curl at your lips before you finally glance back.
There he is.
Perched on the edge of the rooftop like he belongs in the night, the rain dripping off the edges of his cowl, his cape shifting slightly in the wind. Batman.
Or rather—Gojo Satoru.
You should’ve known he’d show up. Maybe you did. Maybe you ignored it.
"Bold of you," you murmur, fingers flexing, ready to bolt. "Sneaking up on a cat in the dark."
His head tilts, and though the mask hides half his face, you can hear the smirk in his voice.
"Please," he drawls. "You knew I was here before you even touched the ground."
He's right. You did. But you don’t let him win that easily.
"Is that what you tell yourself to sleep at night, Bat?" You shift your weight, rolling your shoulders, keeping it casual. "Or do you just like following me around?"
He steps closer. Slow. Deliberate. The way a storm rolls in—inevitable.
"You stole something," he says.
You sigh, dramatically. "I steal a lot of things. You’ll have to be more specific."
"You know what I’m talking about."
He’s close enough now that you can see the flicker of blue beneath his mask. The kind of dangerous blue that makes your pulse stutter for half a second before you shut it down.
"Give it to me," he says, voice quieter this time.
You shake your head, clicking your tongue. "Oh, Bat. You always ask so nicely."
Before he can move, you bolt.
And that’s when the rooftop explodes.
A deafening boom shatters the night, the blast wave knocking you clean off your feet. You don’t have time to think, don’t have time to react—your body moves on instinct, twisting midair, boots scraping against the slick rooftop as you skid dangerously close to the edge.
Shit.
The explosion wasn’t meant for him. It was meant for you.
You barely have time to register the shift in the air before an arm wraps around your waist—strong, unyielding, and familiar—yanking you backward just as the ledge beneath your feet crumbles.
You don’t fall.
Because he doesn’t let you.
When the smoke clears, you’re half-sprawled against him, one of his arms still locked around your waist, his other hand braced against the rooftop. Your breaths come hard and fast, heart pounding against your ribs, adrenaline flooding your veins.
"Well," you huff, dazed but not broken. "Didn’t think you cared, Bat."
His grip tightens—just for a second. Just long enough for you to feel it.
"I don’t," he says flatly. But his jaw clenches. "Stay down."
You snort, pushing off of him as you roll onto your feet. "You and I both know that’s not happening."
He doesn’t argue. Because you’re right. Because whoever just tried to kill you isn’t done.
And they’re not alone.
From the rooftop across the alley, figures emerge from the shadows. Armed. Precise. Waiting.
Batman’s shoulders go rigid. His voice is low. Dangerous.
"They knew you’d be here."
You exhale sharply, adjusting your gloves. "Looks like we’re on the same side tonight, Bat."
The rain slicks the rooftop, turning it into a death trap. But you’ve fought in worse.
Across the alley, four figures move into position. Their weapons gleam under the glow of a distant streetlight—guns, knives, and something that looks an awful lot like a taser baton.
Cute.
Satoru tenses beside you, assessing. Calculating. His voice is low, barely audible over the rain. "Stay behind me."
You scoff, rolling your shoulders. "Not happening."
He doesn’t waste time arguing. Because you’re both outnumbered, because the enemy is moving—because there’s no time to fight each other when you’re about to fight them.
And then—they strike.
One gunshot. Two. You react on instinct, dropping low, twisting away, boots skidding against the rooftop. Batman’s cape flares as he moves—one sharp flick of his wrist, and a batarang slices through the dark, knocking a pistol clean from one of their hands.
Fast and efficient. Classic him.
You? You have your own way of doing things.
The second attacker lunges at you with a knife. You sidestep, grab their wrist, twist—the blade clatters to the ground. Before they can react, your elbow smashes into their ribs, sending them stumbling backward with a wheeze.
"Really?" you taunt, dodging another strike. "You came all this way just to embarrass yourselves?"
Batman doesn’t look at you, but you swear you can feel his exasperation.
"Focus."
You grin. "I am focused."
And then you flip over one of the attackers, landing smoothly behind them before slamming them headfirst into a ventilation unit.
Batman exhales sharply. "Could’ve just knocked them out."
"They’ll wake up." You dodge another strike. "Eventually."
More gunfire. Batman twists mid-air, cape flowing like liquid shadow as he dodges the bullets. In the same motion, he grabs your wrist—yanking you forward, pulling you out of the line of fire just as another shot rings out.
You’re so close you can hear his heartbeat.
For half a second, the world shrinks. The rain, the chaos, the rooftop beneath your feet, it all disappears.
It’s just you and him. Breathing the same air.
Then—"Move."
And just like that, the moment is gone.
You both explode into motion, flawless in sync. A kick to the ribs. A punch to the jaw. A perfect sweep of your leg sends another attacker sprawling.
It’s fast. Clean. Too easy.
When the last enemy collapses, groaning, you barely break a sweat.
You exhale, shaking out your arms. "Well," you say, breathless. "That was fun."
Satoru glares at you. "This wasn’t a game."
"Could’ve fooled me." You step over one of the unconscious bodies, crouching slightly to pat them down. No ID. No insignia. No obvious ties to the Black Veil.
But then— your fingers brush against something cold. Metal.
Your stomach drops.
A small device is clipped to one of their belts. Black, sleek, with a blinking red light.
Shit.
Your head snaps up. Satoru sees it the same moment you do, his voice is sharp. "Bomb." A soft beep. A single second.
And then— the rooftop blows apart beneath your feet.
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Pain.
It drags you back to consciousness, slow and disorienting, like surfacing from deep water. Your body aches, the sharp sting of a fresh wound cutting through the dull throb of bruises.
The last thing you remember—the rooftop. The explosion.
And then—falling.
Your eyes snap open. You’re not on the street. You’re not dead.
Instead, you’re somewhere dimly lit, the soft hum of an old heater filling the silence. A safehouse.
Your head tilts slightly. The room is small—just a battered couch, an old desk, and a half-broken lamp casting flickering shadows against the walls.
And across from you— standing near the door, arms crossed, still in full suit— is Batman.
Gojo.
Watching you.
You shift, trying to sit up, but a sharp pull at your side stops you. That’s when you realize— your suit is torn and your stomach is bandaged, and you sure as hell didn’t do it yourself.
A slow smirk tugs at your lips. "Didn’t take you for the hands-on type, Bat."
His jaw ticks. "You were bleeding."
"Aww," you tease, voice still hoarse. "You do care."
He steps closer. The soft glow of the lamp catches the edge of his mask, illuminating the sharp cut of his jaw, the faint tension in his shoulders.
"You almost died." His voice is quiet now, lacking its usual smugness. Too honest.
You tilt your head, studying him. Something about the way he’s looking at you feels... different.
Like he hated seeing you like that. Like it unnerved him.
For a moment, neither of you speak. The air is thick, heavy, charged with something unspoken.
Then—he exhales, stepping back, breaking the moment.
"You need rest," he mutters.
You shift again, testing the pain, biting back a wince. "I need answers."
"You need to not die."
"You didn’t answer my question."
His hands tighten into fists at his sides. He doesn’t look at you, but his voice is sharp, precise. Avoiding something.
"The bomb was a trap. Someone wanted you dead."
You roll your eyes. "Yeah, I figured that part out, Bat."
He ignores the sarcasm. "Who else knew you’d be at that vault?"
"Just me."
His gaze flickers to you, sharp and assessing. Like he doesn’t believe you.
You sigh, leaning back against the couch. "Look, I don’t have a name yet. Just whispers about a buyer wanting the drive. But if they’re willing to go that far to kill me for it—"
"—then you’re already in too deep."
There’s something grim in his tone that makes your stomach twist. You study him carefully. His cowl hides most of his face, but you’ve seen him fight, seen him move.
Gojo Satoru is always too confident. Too smug. Like he knows he’s the strongest, the fastest, the smartest in the room.
But right now? Right now, he looks... frustrated.
Not at you. He is frustrated for you and the realization is dangerous.
You push it down and swallow it whole. "Relax, Bat," you say, forcing a smirk. "I still got, what, six lives left?"
He doesn’t smile, doesn’t take the bait. But then your breath catches as he kneels infront of you but you don't move.
You should. You should say something—anything—but you don’t. Because his hands are on you again, pressing carefully against your bandaged side, checking his work.
He’s too close. His touch warm, solid, and careful.
And for the first time, he looks at you—not as an opponent. Not as a thief. But as something else entirely.
The silence stretches and you wish it hadn't because your heart is pounding in a way it isn't supposed to.
And then— he shifts.
You feel it before it happens. The slow lean forward. The weight of his stare. The way your own pulse betrays you, beating too fast, too hard, in the space between you.
Almost—
But then, the moment shatters.
The old radio in the corner crackles to life, static hissing before a voice cuts through. "Breaking news—an attack on Gotham’s financial district just moments ago—"
You blink as he pulls back and you just clear your throat, wanting to push all the wierd thoughts that were clouding your mind right now.
Satoru's expression hardens, as he stands, straightens his suit and steps away. "You stay here," he says, all business again.
You smirk, ignoring the sharp ache in your ribs. "Come on, Bat. You know that’s not happening."
He exhales, long-suffering. "You’re injured."
"And yet I still fight better than half your enemies."
He pauses and stares at you as though you'd said something wrong. Then, finally—a reluctant smirk. "Try to keep up, kitten."
Satoru hadn’t always been like this in the past when you met him. He was obnoxious, full of himself, always eager to show off his strength and speed in front of you. But today—this time—he felt different. For the first time, he seemed genuinely serious. And maybe, just maybe, there was a flicker of vulnerability in the way he spoke, in the way Gotham’s Batman spoke.
You told yourself it had nothing to do with you. But no matter how hard you tried to push the thought away, you couldn’t help but wonder—what if it did?
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Sneaking into Gotham’s financial district isn’t hard. But sneaking in with Batman?
Now that’s a challenge.
You slip through the shadows like you were born for this—because you were. Satoru moves beside you, silent, precise, and still annoyingly smug. You glance at him. "Not bad, Bat."
He doesn’t look at you. "Not trying to impress you, kitten."
Liar.
The building looms ahead, dark and empty except for the guards patrolling the perimeter. "Twelve," you murmur, already counting. "Four on the roof, two at the entrance, six inside."
He hums. "I’ll take the roof. You take the inside."
You grin. "Awfully trusting, Bat."
"If you get caught, I’m not saving you."
You both know that’s a lie.
Getting in is easy. Getting to the main office where the stolen drive is hidden? Even easier. You’re already at the vault, fingers working over the lock, when— you hear footsteps.
Shit.
You whirl around, but it’s too late—one of the guards spots you. The alarm blares.
"Dammit," you hiss, already moving, flipping over the desk as more guards storm in. You could take them. You should take them. It's really easy for you actually.
But before you even get the chance— a blur of black crashes through the skylight. Batman lands hard, cape billowing, taking down two guards before his boots even hit the floor.
You blink. "Show-off."
"You’re welcome," he mutters, throwing a punch.
It’s a blur of fists, kicks, and electricity. You move too well together, too in sync. It’s not just skill—it’s instinct. Every time you dodge, he’s already covering your blind spot. Every time he moves, you’re already reading his next step.
It’s flawless. It’s deadly. It’s perfect but— a bit too much. At some point, you end up back-to-back. Panting, bruised and your adrenaline spiking.
His voice is low, breathless. "You good?"
You swallow hard because you shouldn’t be this affected. You shouldn't be affected by anything he says or he does because you don't care, right?
"Always."
And then— a hand grips your wrist. It was a guard you didn’t see. You twist your hand, ready to counter, but before you can, Batman moves first.
Fast. Too fast.
His hand grips the front of your suit—yanking you forward, spinning you behind him as he slams the attacker into the wall with enough force to shake the room.
With a loud thud, the guy drops instantly and you hear nothing but the silence that is lingering in the air. The only sound is your breath and his, his hand still gripping your suit, still holding you.
You look up at him and find him already watching you. He’s too close for your liking. Or is he?
His jaw is tight, his chest rising and falling in steady yet controlled breaths, and his grip on you remains firm. Your pulse slams against your ribs. There’s something in the air—something that shifts, pulling both of you in. You feel it. And so does he.
You hate this. Or at least, you tell yourself you do. But the truth is, you can’t stop it. It’s happening, inevitable and inescapable. This isn’t just a fight anymore. This is something else entirely. And this time, no one interrupts. No radio crackling to life, no explosions in the distance, no convenient excuse to look away.
It’s just you. Him. And a choice.
Before you can even pull yourself back, before your mind can fully grasp the situation, Satoru makes the decision for you. He yanks you forward, his lips crashing onto yours, his mask half-pulled up—just like yours. His hands slide down to your waist, pulling you in closer.
And despite everything, despite all the reasons you shouldn’t—you kiss him back.
Your back slams against cold metal, the impact sending a shiver down your spine—not that you can focus on it. Not when he’s leaning in, fingers curling into your suit, pulling, pressing, taking.
You don’t even realize you’re kissing him back until it’s too late. Until your hands are in his hair, gripping, tugging, dragging him closer. Until his weight is the only thing keeping you upright.
The vault. The alarms. The entire damn mission—forgotten. Because all you can think about is—
This is dangerous. This is a mistake. This is—
“Fuck,” you breathe against his lips.
And then— he pulls back, barely.
His breath is ragged, his gloved hand still firm on your jaw, his eyes burning with something wild, like he can’t believe he just did that or like he can’t believe he wants to do it again.
The silence between you crackles like a live wire.
Then he swallows. “We can’t—”
You shove him off. Hard.
Your body still hums from his touch, your lips still tingling, your pulse betraying you. But you don’t let any of it show. Instead, you smirk, sharp as a blade.
“Didn’t know the Bat had such bad impulse control.”
His expression doesn’t change, but you see it—the exact moment he chooses denial. The way his walls snap back into place like steel reinforcements.
His mask comes down. His voice turns cold. “Let’s move.”
And just like that, it’s over.
Except it isn’t.
Because now, the line between you is blurred beyond recognition. Because now, you know what he tastes like. Because now, everything has changed.
And there’s no undoing it.
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Gotham’s elite love to party.
It’s how they distract themselves from the fact that their city is rotting beneath them.
Big money, expensive champagne, and a ballroom filled with people who don’t care about anything but themselves.
It’s your kind of scene.
A place where no one notices a missing diamond necklace. Where a stolen keycard goes unreported. Where masks are more than just accessories.
And yet— tonight, you’re not here to steal. Tonight, you're here for him.
It had been a few days since that night—since everything that happened between you and Satoru. Or Batman.
Now, another party was being thrown by Gotham’s elite, and of course, Batman had been invited. And, of course, you had to see him again.
It felt awkward.
Because no matter how much you wanted to ignore it, that kiss had meant something. To both of you. And you didn’t want it to.
You wanted to talk to him like nothing had happened. Like nothing ever would happen again. Right?
You wanted to tell him it was just the adrenaline, just the chaos of that night, nothing more. That’s all it was. That’s all it could ever be.
Gojo Satoru feels you before he sees you.
A shift in the air. A prickle at the back of his neck.
And then— you walk in, dressed to kill.
Silk. Black. Dangerous. A slit running high up your thigh, the soft glint of diamonds resting against your collarbone.
And when your gaze meets his across the ballroom— his throat goes dry.
Because he hasn’t seen you since the kiss. Because you’re smiling like it never happened. Because the second you do— you turn away, and walk straight into another man’s arms.
You feel his stare before you even see him. It lingers on your skin, heavy and unrelenting, like a touch without contact. But you don’t look. Not yet.
Instead, you let the man beside you—some rich idiot with more money than sense—pull you closer, his hand brushing over your waist, his breath warm as he leans in.
"You look exquisite tonight," he murmurs, voice smooth, practiced.
You hum, barely interested. "I know." And still, you feel him.
Watching. Brooding. Jealous. Exactly as you wanted.
So when you finally turn—when your gaze finally locks onto his across the crowded ballroom—you make sure to smirk.
And just like that, he’s gone.
But you know better. He didn’t leave. Not really.
So when you step outside onto the balcony, the cool Gotham night air brushing against your skin, you’re not surprised to find him already there. He stands by the railing, his posture deceptively relaxed, fingers curled around a glass of untouched champagne.
His mask is gone, but his walls? Higher than ever.
You exhale slowly as you step closer, watching him carefully. "Didn’t take you for the jealous type, Bat."
He doesn’t look at you when he answers. "I’m not."
You tilt your head, amusement flickering in your eyes. "Could’ve fooled me."
Silence settles between you, thick with unspoken words and something else, something heavier. The tension coils between you like a wire pulled too tight, waiting to snap.
And then, you break it.
"You’ve been avoiding me," you say, your voice quieter now.
His jaw tightens, but his expression doesn’t shift. "You’ve been avoiding me."
"Maybe," you admit. A small smirk tugs at your lips as you step even closer. "Or maybe I was just waiting for you to make the first move."
He scoffs, shaking his head. "That’s not how this works, kitten."
"Then how does it work?" Your voice is softer now, your gaze steady. "Because last I checked, you kissed me."
His breath hitches, barely audible.
For a moment, he doesn’t move.
And then— you’re against the railing, his hand is on your waist, his grip firm, fingers pressing against the silk of your dress as if anchoring himself in place. His breath is warm against your skin, his voice low and edged with something dangerous.
"It was a mistake," he murmurs, though there’s no conviction behind the words.
You smirk, tilting your head slightly. "Then why are you still thinking about it?"
He doesn’t answer. He doesn’t have to. Because you already know.
And when his grip tightens on your waist, when his breath ghosts over your lips, you can see it—the exact moment he realizes he’s already lost.
You could kiss him right now. It would be easy. He’s already too close. His body is practically caging you in, his presence overwhelming. His fingers press into your waist like he doesn’t want to let go, like he’s memorizing the feeling of you beneath his touch. His breath is warm against your lips, his eyes dark and unreadable.
And you know he wants it. Because he hasn’t moved away. Because his grip keeps tightening, like he’s fighting himself but losing the battle.
Because when you whisper, "What are you so afraid of, Bat?" his lips part—like he’s about to answer.
Like he’s about to give in. Like this is finally it.
And then— "We’ve got a problem." The comm in his ear crackles to life, shattering the moment.
Just like that, his entire body stiffens. The warmth disappears, replaced by something cold, something distant. You watch it happen—the exact second he shuts down. The moment he remembers who he is. Who you are. What this is.
His hand falls away. His walls slam back up.
When he speaks again, his voice is devoid of whatever had been lingering between you just seconds ago. "I have to go."
You don’t let it show—the disappointment, the frustration curling inside your chest, the ache you don’t want to name. Instead, you force a smirk, tilting your head slightly.
"Duty calls, huh?"
His expression remains unreadable. "Always."
And with that— he’s gone.
But there's always a problem. You should've known this was a setup. You should have left the party the second he walked away.
You should have ignored the champagne, the meaningless conversations, and the empty laughter echoing through the ballroom. You should have disappeared into the night before anyone had the chance to notice.
But you didn’t. And now, you are paying for it.
The moment you step out the back entrance and into the dimly lit alleyway, something slams into you with brutal force. The impact knocks the air from your lungs, sending you stumbling. Before you can react, a sharp sting pierces the side of your neck.
Your vision blurs instantly as your body feels heavy and unsteady. The world tilts beneath you as you struggle to stay upright, but your limbs refuse to cooperate.
Through the haze, a voice reaches your ears, low and amused. "Nighty night, kitty."
Darkness swallows you whole.
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"Say that again."
His voice is quiet. Too quiet.
Shoko hesitates over the comms. "She’s missing. No one’s seen her since the party. Word on the street is—"
She doesn’t get the chance to finish. He is already moving. His mind is no longer in the conversation. His focus sharpens, narrowing in on a single, undeniable truth.
Someone took you. And that changes everything.
This isn’t part of the game you and he have played for years. This isn’t the usual chase through Gotham’s streets, the endless dance of pursuit and escape. This isn’t teasing smirks and near-missed captures.
This is something else, something darker.
Someone dared to take you, and that is a very, very big problem.
Because you are his to chase. Because no one else gets to touch you. Because if they have hurt you— he will burn this entire fucking city to the ground.
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Pain is the first thing you register. The feeling's not new at all though.
A dull, throbbing ache pulses behind your eyes, heavy and unrelenting. A sharp sting burns at your wrists where the rope digs into your skin. Cold metal presses against your ankles, the bite of steel cuffs locking you in place.
You inhale slowly, steadying yourself as the haze begins to clear. You’re tied to a chair.
The air is thick with the scent of damp concrete, musty and stale, like an old basement that hasn't seen fresh air in years. A single lightbulb flickers overhead, its dim glow casting long, shifting shadows against the cracked walls.
You take a slow breath and assess your surroundings.
You’re underground. Maybe an abandoned warehouse. Maybe a storage facility. Wherever you are, it's hidden, tucked away from prying eyes.
And whoever took you here—they know what they’re doing.
You flex your fingers, testing the restraints, but before you can shift too much, a voice cuts through the silence.
"Ah, you’re awake."
The words are smooth, laced with amusement, as if this entire situation is nothing more than an entertaining inconvenience to him.
Your eyes snap toward the source of the voice, adjusting to the dim light, and when you finally see him, irritation flares in your chest.
Fushiguro Toji.
You let out a slow breath, biting back a groan. "You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me."
Toji smirks, leaning back in his chair like he has all the time in the world. "Surprised, kitty?"
"Annoyed," you correct, rolling your shoulders against the ropes. "Didn’t think I was worth your time."
He chuckles, dark amusement dancing in his green eyes. "Oh, you weren’t. But then I heard about your little… situation with Gotham’s Bat."
The words are casual, but your stomach twists.
You don’t react. You don’t tense. You don’t let the flicker of unease show on your face. Instead, you arch a brow and smirk. "Didn’t know he had fans."
"I wouldn’t call myself a fan," Toji muses, tilting his head. "But I do love a good weakness. And you, sweetheart?" He leans forward, resting his elbows on his knees. "You’re his."
Your heart skips just for a second.
But you keep your expression neutral because he’s wrong.
Right?
Right.
Right.
…Right?
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Gojo finds the first guy in ten minutes.
The second in five.
By the time he gets to the third, his knuckles are already bloodied, bruises forming across his fingers from the force of his hits.
The man stumbles back, pressing himself against the brick wall, his breath coming out in short, panicked gasps. "I-I don’t know where they took her, I swear—"
Gojo’s expression is unreadable beneath his blindfold, but his voice is ice. "Where."
It isn’t a question. It’s a demand.
The man chokes, scrambling for words. "P-please, man, I just heard they took her underground—"
That’s all Gojo needs.
His fingers loosen, and the man collapses to the ground, coughing and gasping for air. But Gojo doesn’t wait. He’s already gone. Because he’s close. Because they took you from him. Because they think they can keep you.
And they’re about to learn just how wrong they are.
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You won’t let him see you sweat.
Not when the ropes burn against your wrists, cutting into your skin with every twitch of your fingers. Not when your head pounds from whatever the hell they drugged you with, the fog in your brain refusing to lift. Not even when Fushiguro Toji leans in, eyes dark with amusement, the sharp glint of his knife catching the dim, flickering light.
He’s enjoying this.
Enjoying the way your muscles tense when the blade spins between his fingers. Enjoying the way your gaze flickers toward the door, toward the single exposed bulb swaying overhead.
Enjoying the way you’re waiting for something.
Or rather, someone.
"What’s wrong, kitty?" he murmurs, the cold edge of steel pressing against your cheek. "Thought your Bat would’ve come for you by now?"
Your lips curl into a smirk, masking the way your stomach coils with unease. "What, jealous?"
Toji chuckles, low and amused, before his fingers curl beneath your chin, tilting your face up. His grip is firm—not cruel, but controlling. A predator playing with his food.
"Nah," he muses. "Just curious how long it’s gonna take him to break."
Your stomach tightens because if there’s one thing you know about Gojo Satoru, it’s this— he doesn’t break.
He shatters. And when he does— he takes everything down with him.
Gojo hears your heartbeat before he sees you. He has some sirt of a bat instinct, you see.
Faint. Steady. Alive.
That’s the only thing keeping him from ripping this place apart.
But the moment he steps inside—the moment his eyes land on you, tied to that fucking chair, with Toji crouched in front of you like a wolf toying with its prey—something inside him snaps.
"Step away from her." His voice is quiet and deadly. The kind of voice that promises violence.
Toji doesn’t even turn around. Instead, he grins, spinning his knife between his fingers. "Took you long enough, Bat."
Gojo doesn’t move. Doesn’t flinch, doesn’t blink. "This is your only warning."
Toji finally turns, his sharp green eyes glinting with something dangerous. "Or what?"
Gojo tilts his head, slow and deliberate.
Then—he smiles. "Or I’ll show you why Gotham is afraid of the dark."
You’ve seen him fight before. You’ve seen the way he moves—quick, calculated, precise.
But this? This is different. This isn’t the controlled Bat, this isn’t the patient hunter.
This is Gojo Satoru with nothing left to hold back. And it’s terrifying. Because he’s not just fighting Toji.
He’s dismantling him.
A fist meets flesh with a sickening, brutal crack. Toji throws a punch—Gojo catches his wrist mid-air, twisting hard enough that the snap of bone echoes through the empty warehouse.
Toji grits his teeth, lunges—Gojo moves faster, dodging with ease before slamming him into the concrete so hard the ground cracks beneath them. There’s no banter. No smirk. No teasing.
There’s just rage.
And the worst part? Gojo is enjoying it. Because this isn’t just about you anymore. This is everything.
This is Gotham. The corruption. The powerlessness.
This is every ounce of anger he’s swallowed down for years, unleashed on the one bastard stupid enough to give him an excuse and if you don’t stop him now— he won’t stop at all.
"Satoru." Your voice barely reaches him over the pounding in his ears.
But the second you say his name—his real name— he freezes.
Fist still curled in Toji’s bloodied collar. Breath coming in slow, heavy exhales. Shoulders rising and falling with barely contained fury.
And then, slowly—he turns. His eyes meet yours, and for the briefest moment, they flicker—from Gotham’s Bat to the man underneath. That’s all you need.
"Let him go."
Gojo stares at you, unmoving, his grip tightening for a fraction of a second.
Then, with a sharp breath—he lets Toji’s unconscious body drop to the ground. The tension in his frame lingers, coiled tight, but his steps are steady as he moves toward you. The anger is still there. The darkness. The weight of everything he just did.
But his hands are gentle when they find the ropes binding your wrists.
"Let’s get you out of here."
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The silence is suffocating.
You should be grateful though. The moment he cut you loose, he got you out—carried you through Gotham’s backstreets, made sure you weren’t followed. Now, you’re in a hidden safehouse—one of his, no doubt—sitting on an old couch, trying to ignore the dull ache in your wrists.
And him? He’s in the bathroom. Avoiding you.
You hear the water running, the steady drip of blood swirling down the sink. You should leave, you should run. But you don’t. Because you’re not done with him yet.
But for him it keeps replaying in his head. The way you said it.
'"Satoru."'
Not Batman. Not Bats. Not some teasing, smug nickname meant to piss him off. Just his name.
Like you knew exactly what it meant to use it. Like you knew it would break him.
His knuckles sting as he washes off the blood. He should have killed Toji. He should have— no.
No, he shouldn’t have let you get this close. He grips the edge of the sink, eyes burning into his reflection. He can’t want this. He can’t want you.
But then—a creak of the floorboard, a shift in the air. He doesn’t need to turn around to know you’re standing in the doorway. And when you speak— he already knows he’s fucked.
"Let me see your hands."
He doesn’t move, neither does he look at you. But he also doesn’t stop you when you step forward and reach for his hand. The bruises are already blooming, dark and angry across his knuckles.
You should say something sharp—something to piss him off, make him smirk, drag him back into whatever stupid game you’ve been playing for years. But for once, you don’t want to play.
"You could’ve killed him," your voice is quiet.
A muscle in his jaw twitches. "I should have."
"That’s not who you are," you say as you caress the back of his hand.
That makes him snap.
His head jerks up, eyes flashing. "You don’t know who I am."
But you don’t let go.
You squeeze his hand—challenging. "Then tell me."
He doesn't say anything for a while and you feel frustrated.
And then, softer—barely a breath. "You don’t want to know."
The silence between you stretches, thick and heavy, coiling around your throat like a noose.
His hand is still in yours, bruised and warm, fingers twitching like he’s fighting the urge to pull away.
Or worse—hold on tighter.
You don’t let go. Neither does he. And for a moment, just a moment, you let yourself believe that maybe— maybe this isn’t something you have to fight. Maybe this doesn’t have to be another battle, another game of pushing and pulling until one of you finally lets go.
Maybe— but then his grip tightens, and his voice, when he finally speaks, is hoarse. "You should leave."
The words hit harder than any punch.
Your breath catches, but you don’t let it show. You force yourself to smile, to tilt your head like this is nothing, like you aren’t standing on the edge of something that could shatter you completely.
"So that’s it?" you murmur, fingers tracing absent patterns along his wrist, feeling the steady pulse beneath your touch. "I almost die, you almost lose your mind, and now you’re just gonna pretend none of it happened?"
His jaw clenches, eyes flashing, but he doesn’t pull away. "It can’t happen."
You scoff. "Can’t, or won’t?"
He exhales sharply, the muscle in his jaw twitching again. "Don’t do that."
"Do what?"
"Make this something it isn’t."
Anger flickers hot in your chest, and this time, it’s you who tightens your grip. "And what exactly is this, Satoru?"
He doesn’t answer and that’s the worst part. Because you can take a fight. You can take sharp words and heated arguments, can take anger and fire and frustration.
But this? This silence? This refusal to even acknowledge what’s between you? This is what fucking hurts.
You shake your head, laughing bitterly as you finally drop his hand. "You know, for someone who always acts like he’s got all the answers, you really are a fucking coward."
Then you turn. And this time, you walk away first.
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He lets you walk away, though he shouldn’t.
He knows he shouldn’t. But he does.
Because if he stops you—if he says anything else, if he gives in even an inch— he won’t be able to stop himself at all.
He won’t be able to stop himself from pulling you back, from letting himself want this, want you, from letting himself believe that there could ever be a world where this doesn't end in disaster.
So he lets you go. He stays in that goddamn bathroom, gripping the counter so hard his knuckles turn white, staring at his own reflection like it’ll give him an answer he doesn’t already fucking know.
Because he knows.
He knows that no matter how many times he tells himself to stay away, no matter how many times he buries it— it’s still there.
It’s been there for years. And now? Now it’s unraveling, slipping through his fingers like smoke, impossible to ignore, impossible to deny. Because the moment you walked away? He felt it.
The weight in his chest, the tightening in his throat, the overwhelming urge to chase after you, to take it back, to do something—
And fuck.
Fuck.
He slams his fist into the mirror before he can stop himself, glass shattering beneath his skin, pain blooming sharp and hot across his knuckles. He doesn’t even feel it. Because all he can think about—all he can fucking think about— is you. And that’s when he knows. This is it. This is the breaking point.
Because the second something happens—the second something puts you in danger again, the second someone so much as looks at you the wrong way— he won’t be able to stop himself.
And this time? He won’t fucking try.
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You shouldn’t care. You tell yourself you don’t.
You tell yourself it’s better this way.
You tell yourself you should be used to it by now—used to the push and pull, used to the way he always leaves first, used to the way you always let him.
But this time? This time, it feels different.
This time, it feels like something inside you has been cracked open, exposed, left bleeding in the space between you. This time, you were the one who walked away—and it still fucking hurts.
Because the truth is— you wanted him to stop you. You wanted him to prove you wrong. But he didn’t.
And that? That fucking stings.
You exhale, pressing your fingers to your temples, eyes fluttering shut as you try to push it down, try to shove it deep, deep, deep beneath the surface where it can’t touch you anymore.
But the second you open your eyes, the second you see your reflection in the grimy window of your apartment—
You know. You know this isn’t over, because no matter how hard you try to run from it— it always brings you back to him.
You were lost in your thoughts, more like consumed by them that you forgot. You're Catwoman. You're in the freaking city of Gotham. You should've known. It happens fast. Too fast.
One second, you’re walking down the empty streets of Gotham, the cool night air biting at your skin, the weight of earlier still sitting heavy in your chest—
And the next? You’re surrounded.
Shadows slip out from the alleys, footsteps closing in, voices murmuring in low, amused tones. "Look what we have here…"
"Thought you were untouchable, sweetheart?"
Shit.
You recognize them instantly—Falcone’s men. Which means this isn’t a random attack. This is a message, a warning. A consequence for getting too close to Gotham’s Bat.
You bite back a curse, hands twitching at your sides, muscles tensing as you count the men, assess the distance, calculate your odds.
Four—maybe five. Armed? Most likely. A fight you could win? …Not without consequences.
But what other choice do you have? Because you already know— no one is coming to save you. Not this time.
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Satoru feels it before he hears it.
It’s instinct.
A sharp, sudden shift in his chest, a gut-wrenching pull like something inside him is being ripped apart. Then— the comm buzzes.
"We got a situation." Nanami’s voice is clipped, urgent. "Falcone’s men. Five of them. Near Harbor Street."
And before he can even think—before he can stop himself—he’s already moving. Because he knows.
He fucking knows.
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You don’t go down easy. They think they’ve already won. They think this will be easy.
They think you’re just a pretty little thief, just a girl who got in too deep, just another lesson to be taught. And that’s their first mistake. Because you don’t go down easy.
You move before they do—a sharp kick, a twist, a knife pulled from your belt and pressed to the throat of the closest man before he can even blink.
"Try it," you hiss, voice laced with venom.
He hesitates, and in that second, you know—you have an opening.
But then— a gun cocks.
And a voice—low, amused, familiar—cuts through the night like a blade. "Tsk. Always making things difficult, aren’t you, kitten?"
Your blood runs cold because you know that voice.
Suguru Geto.
And that? That changes everything.
You’ve honestly been in worse situations. But not many.
Not ones that make your stomach twist quite like this, not ones that make your pulse hammer against your ribs in something too sharp, too visceral, too close to fear. Because this isn’t just anyone. This isn’t some low-level thug. This isn’t even some mob boss looking to put you in your place. This is Suguru Geto.
And he doesn’t waste his time on small threats. No, when he moves, when he speaks, when he smiles—it means something.
"You’ve been causing quite the stir lately," he muses, stepping closer, his hands tucked casually in his coat pockets. "Getting on the Bat’s good side, stepping on all the wrong toes—really, kitten, I expected better from you."
You force your grip to stay steady, the knife still pressed against the throat of the man you caught off guard.
"Flattered, really," you say, keeping your voice light, like your pulse isn’t hammering, like your fingers aren’t itching to grab your grapple and run. "Didn’t think I’d be important enough to warrant a visit from the great Suguru Geto himself."
He chuckles—low, smooth, condescending. "Oh, you’re important," he says. "Just not in the way you think."
Your jaw tightens. "Yeah? Then why are you here?"
He tilts his head, watching you like you’re a puzzle he’s already figured out. "Because," he hums, "you have something that belongs to me."
The USB.
Shit.
Your grip on the knife falters for half a second—half a second too long. Because before you can react, before you can process, before you can even think— The man you were holding twists, shoving you off, the cold barrel of a gun pressing against your ribs before you can recover.
And just like that— you’re out of options.
Satoru's close.
Close enough that he can hear the words, close enough that he can hear your fucking pulse spike.
And that? That’s what does it. Because it’s one thing to be reckless. It’s one thing to be stubborn, to push him away, to insist that you don’t need him, that you can handle yourself.
But this? This is different because Geto doesn’t make idle threats.
And the second Gojo hears the sharp intake of your breath, the second he hears the shift of movement, the second he realizes exactly what’s happening— he moves. Fast. Too fast for them to react.
Because one second, Geto is smirking, enjoying his little game— and the next? He’s eating pavement.
Satoru doesn't hold back. He could, he should. But he doesn’t.
Because the second he sees that gun against your ribs, the second he sees the way your shoulders tense, the way your eyes flicker with something you never let anyone see— it’s over.
The first punch sends Geto flying. The second cracks something, leaves him coughing up blood.
The third? That one’s personal.
Because Gojo has been patient. He’s let things slide, let lines blur, let the underworld think he’s just another player in the game. But this? This is different. This is you. And that? That changes everything.
You've seen his fight countless times, but not like this. Not like he’s tearing through them without a second thought, not like he’s this close to losing control, not like the only thing keeping him from going too far is the fact that you’re standing right there.
It should scare you.
It should make you rethink everything, should remind you why you’ve always kept your distance, why you’ve always told yourself you couldn’t afford to get caught up in whatever the hell is between you. But it doesn’t. Because all you can think, as you watch him break Geto’s men like they’re nothing— is that he came. That you didn’t even call for him, and he still fucking came.
And when it’s over, when the dust settles and Geto is left bloody and laughing on the pavement, when Gojo finally turns to you, breath ragged, knuckles split, eyes burning— you don’t run. You don’t even flinch.
Because you know what this means. What it’s always meant. And maybe—maybe this time, neither of you will walk away first.
You really think you should stop this. You should. You should shove him away, should tell him this doesn’t change anything, should remind yourself why this is a bad idea, why this has always been a bad idea.
But when his fingers curl around your wrist, when he tugs you closer, when his breath ghosts over your lips— you don’t move. You don’t speak. You don’t even breathe. Because this isn’t like before.
This isn’t a game, isn’t a moment either of you will walk away from, isn’t something that can be brushed aside when the night is over. This is the point of no return.
And when he finally, finally closes the distance— you let him.
Because maybe—just maybe—you were never meant to run from him in the first place. It was always going to be you, always.
From the moment you first slipped past his defenses, from the moment you first met his gaze across the rooftops of Gotham, from the moment you first left him standing there with nothing but your name on his tongue and your laughter ringing in his ears— it was always going to be you.
And now? Now, with you in his arms, with your fingers tangled in his hair, with your taste on his lips, he knows there’s no going back. He doesn’t want to.
Because if Gotham is his curse, if the mask is his burden, if the weight of this city is something he’ll never escape— then you? You're the only thing that’s ever made it worth it. And for once, just once—he’s taking what he wants.
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You find yourself on the rooftop with him, where it all began.
The city glows beneath you. The skyline stretches out, endless and alive, neon lights flickering, sirens wailing in the distance, the hum of Gotham’s heartbeat steady and unyielding.
It’s always been like this. Always moving. Always demanding. Always taking. And you? You’ve always been running.
But tonight? Tonight, you stand still. Because Gojo is in front of you, mask off, white hair ruffled by the wind, the cut on his lip still fresh from the fight, his eyes— those damn blue eyes—locked onto yours like he’s trying to memorize you, like he already knows what’s coming.
"So this is it, huh?" he says, voice low, rough.
You swallow hard, forcing a smirk. "Come on, Bat. You knew it wouldn’t last."
His jaw clenches. "Doesn’t mean I have to like it."
You step closer, tilting your head. "You’ll live."
He exhales sharply, like he’s about to say something—something real, something that might make you stay— but you can’t let him.
So you reach up, fingers barely brushing his jaw, a ghost of a touch, a silent goodbye.
"Goodbye, Batman," you whisper, voice softer than you mean it to be. "Gotham needs you."
For a second, just a second—you think that’s it. That he’ll let you go. That he’ll watch you disappear into the night like you always do.
But then— his hand catches yours. Tightly. Desperately. And when he speaks, when his voice finally breaks— it nearly stops you in your tracks.
"Why don’t you stay, Cat?" he murmurs, raw, unguarded, everything. "I need you."
Your breath catches as your heart lurches. Because that—that’s the one thing you weren’t ready for. But you force a smirk, even as your chest aches.
"That’s your problem, Bat." You squeeze his hand once, just once—before slipping free. "You’re not supposed to." You pause and for once give him a big genuine smile. "See ya later batman."
And with that— you step back and you turn, as you disappear into the night, like you always do.
Because Gotham needs him. And maybe he was never meant to need you.
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i’m sure we’ve all read at least one or two “peter parker in gotham” fanfics. they’re a personal favorite, especially when they’re done well. and i do get why peter is always in gotham, but…
…why not put one of the batkids in peter’s new york? i think it’d be interesting.
my personal favorite is tim drake, but i do think any of the batkids would be absolute comedic gold. here’s why:
1)
dick would’ve 100% “fallen” into some portal during a fight and ended up in new york. at first he thought it was just that, the portal teleported him into new york. whatever. that’s like a regular tuesday for him.
but then he saw some news program (“The Daily Bugle”) talking about some… Spider-man guy that dick’s never seen! never heard of! who the fuck was this guy and where is dick!?
he momentarily freaks the fuck out before giving himself a mission; find out where the fuck he is and then get back home. easy enough. he’s been stranded before. it should be easy for him to get back home.
at least he thinks so, until he bumps into the aforementioned Spider-man guy, who is surprisingly friendly despite the strange way they move. guess the spider thing was fr.
they bond over acrobatics while peter is attempting to figure out how to build a teleporter (he figures it out quicker than expected and spends far too much time styling it)
2)
jason was on a mission with the outlaws, and one thing led to another and now he and the rest of his team had been teleported to different locations.
he had assumed that bullshit ray gun was some dollar general version of the big stuff until he walks head first into a humongous spiderweb that sticks to his helmet.
jason fucking hates spiders.
he freaks out (duh) and yanks his helmet off and stumbles away, staring at the way it just… hangs there… and suddenly he knew for a fact he wasn’t supposed to be there.
he looks around for a while after that, helmet-less and confused as all fuck. he thinks distantly that maybe he could just restart here. no joker, no batman, no nightwing, no responsibilities. he could make it work.
on his walk, he comes across a mugging. he attempts to get in there, of course, but he’s completely outgunned by some soft-looking fuck in red spandex.
red spandex! what the fuck!
the red-spandex person cleans the mugging up swiftly, and then they turn around to see jason there. they freeze, their mask scrunching up.
jason tries to shoot at them, but his hands get webbed to the wall before he could even reach into his pants.
he’s mildly impressed.
3)
tim is completely whelmed when he just… disappears on his walk back to the manor after school. there’s no portal, no laser beam, no spell… he just… trips once and then falls through the sidewalk. it was so fucking weird.
he’s caught off guard as he’s spit back up from the other side, coughing and heaving breath after breath into his lungs as he takes in his surroundings. he’s in some bad smelling alleyway, and he could feel at least three other people near him.
he’s in a loud, busy city with tall buildings and aggressive crowds. it’s too bright to be Gotham and too gloomy to be Metropolis.
where is he?
he stands shakily, brushing himself off before looking around again. more focused this time, though. he focuses on his location.
he turns to see a homeless man staring, and before he could even open his mouth, the man screams before hissing at him and running the opposite way.
what the fuck?
he tosses his hands in the air before getting cut off by a snort, and he whips around to see a lean, thin, soft-looking person in red and blue spandex. their face is covered by a mask, but even then their mask is so animated that tim feels immediately impressed.
“you scared jimmy.” the person says simply, tilting their head.
“you scared me.” tim responds, tilting his head slightly to mirror them. they laugh, their white eyes narrowing.
“you’re not from around here,” the person says slowly, leaning forward slightly. “let me guess… jersey?”
“huh, how’d you know?” tim snorts, shaking his head.
“accent.” the person shrugs.
the two bond quickly, over everything and nothing at the same time; and they simultaneously figure out that tim is in an alternate dimension and they work together to figure out how to get him home.
by the time tim returns to gotham, he’s picked up more of peter’s spider-like attributes than he’d ever like to admit.
4)
damian doesn’t want to admit that he went head first into a villain’s trap, but… he did.
in his defense, his father did nothing to stop him from doing it. truly, it’s his father’s fault. not his.
he blinks awake to find himself in a puddle, and theres cold rainwater falling onto him and soaking into his suit. it’s uncomfortable, cold, and he feels like curling into a ball and hiding.
but he can’t. he can tell he isn’t in gotham. what if he was somewhere unsafe? he needed to stay vigilant and aware.
he sits up, and immediately feels eyes on him. he looks around, paranoid and on guard.
before he can really understand what’s happening, he sees a person dressed in red spandex hop off what looks like a human sized spider web, landing on their feet with perfect, practiced elegance.
“you’re too young to be dressed like that,” the person begins as they walk closer. “too young to be what you are.”
damian scoffs and stands slowly, hiding a wince as he leans on his left foot. something’s sprained.
“hardly.” damian shakes his head, and the person tilts theirs in response.
“i had a feeling, but i had hoped i was wrong.” the person says softly before walking closer.
the last thing damian remembers before waking up in a warm bed was a warm hand grabbing his arm gently.
the person in red spandex reveals themselves, and they talk. for a while. damian ends up really liking them, especially after they tell damian all about the spider that bit them.
he almost doesn’t want to leave.
5)
while shadow traveling (like in pjo?), duke goes a little too far. he knows he should’ve gone back, but he’s never gone this far and he was so curious it ached.
so he kept going until he walked out the other side, into a very busy alleyway. it smelled of garbage and weed, which didn’t necessarily bother duke but it did tickle his nose slightly.
he decided to figure out where he was first, and then worry about getting back. if he found out a way to get from one timeline to another, then bruce would be extremely grateful to have duke’s abilities on his side.
right?
duke could only hope so.
he walks around for a while, ending up on a very busy sidewalk. he sighs and steps next to a hot dog cart, to which the man stares at him strangely before shrugging and preparing a hot dog. duke goes to refuse, but hears… something in the distance.
he didn’t have time to react before the hot dog cart’s owner held the hot dog out to the street, and a person dressed in red spandex swung past and snatched it up. then, a few seconds later, a five dollar bill was… webbed to the side of the hot dog cart.
duke stared in awe, his eyes wide as he watches the scene. he immediately searches for a library, and immediately begins looking up who this person in red is.
does he forget that he isn’t dressed like a normal civilian half way through? yes. does he fix that? no.
he tracks spider-man down pretty easily, and asks them a million questions all at the same time, to which his mouth gets webbed for. spider-man snorts and answers every single one of his questions.
duke feels so heard it hurts his heart.
he shows spider-man how he did it, bids them farewell after letting spider-man take a picture and several notes of duke’s powers.
duke goes back to gotham feeling light and warm, a smile on his face.
6)
cassandra woke up on a rooftop, feeling sick and tired. she assumed it was some sort of alternate dimensional travel, considering she had been in a space ship beforehand and now she wasn’t.
she uses context clues as well.
the loud bustling streets, the tall but modern buildings, the laughing, the music — none of it is gotham. she knew that very well, but she was still rather confused.
if she wasn’t in space, if she wasn’t in gotham, where was she?
she lets out a silent grunt before slowly sitting, and then standing up. everything hurt. she guessed her spaceship had crashed into some sort of… cosmic ray or portal and she fell out of it. made the most sense.
she looks around slowly, taking in her surroundings like she was taught. she sighs softly when she turns up empty handed, back at square one.
one thing she does notice is the obvious eyes on her. the person isn’t trying to hide, which means she probably in their terf. that isn’t good. not good at all.
cassandra barely turns her head before she feels something pulling at her wrist. looking down, she finds her wrist being tugged by a synthetic spiderweb. it was sticky, silky, and had far too much pull to it.
she twists her arm and pulls on the webs, and then the person comes forward with a heavy step. shiny red and blue spandex fits this person’s body like a glove, and the mask they wear is far too animated to be authentic. must be a function.
the two fight, and as they do cassandra watches the person’s spider-like tendencies. they move with suck fluidity that she feels inferior for the first time in a long time. she’s left in awe, almost.
eventually, she forfeits. she knows when she’s about to lose a fight, when it’s better to stop and give up then die fighting. even if this spider person doesn’t seem hostile, just protective.
“i’m not from here.” she states simply as she’s allowed to stand.
“i know.” the person responds, and cassandra feels more at ease than she did beforehand.
the person - peter takes care of her during her time in new york. gives her a bed, hot food, and even a fake identity for the time being. it works, and eventually she’s back home.
sometimes she tries to mimic peter’s fighting style, but without his abilities, she comes up short.
but the memories are warm and fuzzy and she likes to dream about it.
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swaps55 · 28 days ago
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Misread
“I’m not sure what to do with you, Garrus.”
Garrus looks up with a start from his pile of gear to find Shepard leaning casually against a row of lockers in the Normandy’s cargo bay. He’d been so engrossed in inventorying his arsenal for Williams he hadn’t even heard Shepard come out of engineering.  
“Sir?”
Shepard eyes him from crest to talons, as though he’s a requisitions manifest that doesn’t match inventory. Despite being reasonably sized for a human – in Garrus’ experience, anyway, which isn’t exactly extensive – Shepard barely comes up to his chin. And yet somehow Garrus feels a lot like a pyjack standing next to a varren that hasn’t decided just how hungry it is.
“Well, you’re part of my crew,” Shepard muses. “But you’re not Alliance. You don’t exactly fit in my watch rotation, or know anything about Alliance protocol. Technically, I don’t have any recognized authority over you at all. If you stole this ship from me and waltzed off to hand it to the Hierarchy, you’d probably get a medal.”
“Also probably start a war.”
Alenko snorts from his spot over by the weapons’ bench, where the pistol he’d been working on now lies completely disassembled.  
Shepard waves a dismissive hand. “That’s someone else’s problem.” But then he pauses, face scrunching up in ways that faces shouldn’t be able to scrunch. “You know, it probably would be my problem, actually.”
Human faces are distressingly expressive, and Garrus hasn’t been around enough of them to really grasp what it all means. “Uh, while I appreciate the…confidence in my ability to mutiny—”
This isn’t coming out right.
“—I don’t actually have any plans to steal your ship.”
“Good. Because while I may not have authority to give you orders, I’m pretty sure the Council did just give me the authority to put you out my airlock if you don’t follow them.”  
Garrus’ mandibles twitch in alarm. It’s a joke…right? Humans like to joke. Surely that’s a universal trait. “I’m very good at calibrating weapons.”
Shepard’s eyebrow raises.
Garrus’ own brow plates shift rather desperately. “You asked what to do with me.”
“Right.” His gaze shifts over to Alenko, who contentedly continues cleaning his pistol. “Any good with mass accelerator cannons?”
“Uh, sure?”
Shepard nods towards the infantry vehicle across the cargo bay. “Then familiarize yourself with the Mako over there. Pretty sure we’re gonna get a lot of use out of it.”
Alenko groans and rolls his eyes – that one Garrus gets – while muttering something about war crimes under his breath.
“Yes, sir,” Garrus says quickly.  
There’s that laser-sharp gaze again. It’s like looking a rail gun in the face. But then Shepard’s face breaks into a grin. “Glad to have you aboard, Garrus.”
“Thank you. Sir.” Should he salute? Was that…appropriate? He’s still thinking about it when Shepard calls out to another human stepping off the elevator by engineering, and jogs away.
Garrus blinks. At the weapons’ bench, Alenko shakes his head and chuckles, like he’d seen whatever just happened a thousand times.
“Can I ask…what that was about? That conversation felt like…”
“A test?”
Garrus’ mandibles flare. “Yes.”
Alenko’s smile has softer edges than Shepard’s. “He’s feeling you out.”
“…Feeling me…out?”
“It’s, ah, a figure of speech. He’s pretty good at reading people, but he likes to test out his impressions with a little verbal sparring.”
“I can’t tell if I passed.”
Alenko’s chuckle becomes a laugh. “That usually means you did. He doesn’t often misread people, but when he does, you’ll know.”
“Why? What happens?”
Alenko shrugs, with an affable smile. “Someone usually get shot.”
~
“Do we have a deal?”
A cold, perilous silence falls over the warehouse, where every one of Helena Blake’s mercs stand with the kind of staged relaxation that just so happens to put their hands right by their sidearms.
You trust her? Alenko had asked during their stomach-turning Mako drop, in which Garrus is certain that Shepard waited until death was imminent before engaging the vertical thrusters to avoid smashing against the freezing cold rocks of Amaranthine. Alenko had been right about the war crimes.
No, but I think she’s a lesser evil I can live with, Shepard had replied.
He’d been so adamant this was a friendly exchange that he’d walked brazenly into the center of her band of mercs, who hadn’t hesitated to close in around them. Garrus clocks twelve of them to Shepard’s squad of four, including a sentry on the upper level.  Alenko hangs close to Shepard’s left flank while Williams takes the right, leaving Garrus to bring up the rear.
Relax. We’re all friends, here.
Except as soon as Blake had started talking, Alenko’s stance had gotten a little more square, even though nothing about Shepard’s posture changed. When the silence hits, Alenko’s hand drifts marginally closer to his pistol.
“You know what?” Shepard asks thoughtfully. “On second thought, you can go fuck yourself.”
Before the ‘fuck’ is even out of his mouth, Alenko’ is in his hand and he’s knocking Shepard off his feet just in time to avoid the bullet coming from the sniper’s nest. Somehow, in the blur of running, shooting and cursing that ensues, Garrus and Alenko wind up crouched behind a shipping container while Williams lays down another round of cover fire and Shepard yanks the sniper out of the rafters with a skein of dark energy.
“So,” Garrus says, catching his breath. “I take it this was a misread?”
“Oh yeah.”
Alenko checks his heat sink before his corona engulfs him in a bloom of dark energy. He actually chuckles before he gets to his feet and re-enters the fray, like this is just another routine patrol through the Presidium.
“Welcome to the squad, Garrus.”
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tiki-was-here · 20 days ago
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Billy Butcher x GN Reader-Valentines Edition
Word Count: 2k
Pretend that this isnt rushed because i forgot about it lol. also if its not clear reader cancels the reservation when they make the phone call butcher just doesnt hear
Valentines Event
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You weren’t exactly the kind of person to get all starry-eyed about Valentine’s Day. The whole thing was a corporate cash grab, anyway—overpriced chocolates, gaudy heart-shaped decorations, and forced declarations of love. Yeah, you weren’t that type.
But still.
You glanced down at the confirmation email on your phone, the words practically glowing with your shame. "Your reservation for two at Le Château Noir has been confirmed for February 14th, 7:30 PM."
It wasn’t anything crazy. Just a nice dinner at a fancy place you wouldn’t normally splurge on. A way to say, Hey, I actually care about you, and I like spending time with you, even though you’re an absolute dickhead.
Because whatever was happening between you and Butcher—this thing that was built on stolen moments and rough hands on quiet nights —you didn’t know what to call it.The two of you hadn’t talked about what any of it meant.
And maybe it didn’t mean anything at all.
Still, you had scraped together enough money to make the reservation—partly from your own savings, partly from “borrowing” a bit of cash from Frenchie and MM. They’d get over it. Probably.
Shoving the thought to the back of your mind, you focused on the present—walking beside Butcher, hands shoved deep in your coat pockets, the two of you wandering through the city. No destination, for the sake of it.
The streets were packed with people, moving in and out of stores with bags of chocolate and teddy bears in their arms. Heart-shaped A-Train mugs, Queen Maeve teddy bears, little action figures of the Deep holding bouquets of roses. It was ridiculous.
Half-listening as Billy muttered about some new Vought scandal, something caught your eye—a massive, over-the-top billboard featuring the Seven.
They were all posed dramatically, dressed in shades of red and gold. Starlight stood front and center with a megawatt smile, Homelander beside her, eyes glowing faintly like he was about to laser the next person who so much as breathed wrong. The text at the bottom read: “Make this Valentine’s one to remember. Diamonds are forever! – The Seven’s Valentine’s Special!”
You snorted. “Jesus. They’re really milking the holiday for all it’s worth.”
You glanced at Butcher, smirking a little while nodding your head towards the board. “What do you say, Butch? Gonna get me a nice rock? Maybe pop the question while you’re at it?”
Butcher scoffed, barely sparing the display  a glance. “Not bloody likely.”
“Oh, c’mon. Not even a lil’ something?” You smled, poking fun at him. “I’ll get you a Black Noir keychain in return. Real sentimental.”
“Romance is a bloody scam.”
You rolled your eyes. “Oh, here we go.”
“Think about it,” he continued, gesturing vaguely at the streets. “Whole thing’s just a racket. They guilt you into spending’ a fortune on chocolates and all that shit, just to prove you give a shit about someone.”
You raised a brow. “Right, because God forbid.”
He kept walking, jaw set. “I don’t see why people make such a big deal about it. It’s just another day.”
You rolled your eyes, but the sting was still there. “Right. Yeah. Stupid holiday.”
You hadn’t expected him to be enthusiastic about it, but the way he dismissed it so quickly—it kind of hurt. Because you had been excited, just a little. And now you just felt dumb.
The rest of the walk home was quiet, tension clinging to the air between you.
Later that night, when you were alone in your room, you pulled out your phone and scrolled to your reservation.
Maybe you had been jumping the gun with the whole fancy-dinner thing. Maybe it had been stupid to think that Butcher would ever entertain something like that.
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You sat on the edge of your bed, phone in hand, staring at the screen longer than necessary before finally pressing the call button. The restaurant picked up on the second ring, a professional yet pleasant voice greeting you.
“Hello, thank you for calling Le Château Noir. How can I assist you this evening?”
You inhaled sharply. Just do it. It’s not a big deal.
“Hi, I’m calling about my reservation for tomorrow night,” you said, voice steady but distant, as if saying the words out loud made them more real. “The table for two at seven thrity?”
Down the hall, Butcher had been walking past your door, intending to grab a beer from the fridge. But your voice caught his attention, and something made him pause just outside the room.
A table for two at eight?
“For two, yes,” you confirmed, nodding even though they couldn’t see you.
Butcher frowned, shifting his weight. You never mentioned anything about it to him.
“Under what name?” the receptionist asked.
You gave them your name, confirming all the details, and Butcher had heard enough. He turned away, walking briskly toward the kitchen.
What the bloody hell were you thinking?
He grabbed a beer from the fridge, popped the cap off with a little too much force, and took a long swig.
You had planned a fancy dinner. For him. After everything he had said earlier about Valentine’s Day being a joke. He didn’t know what to make of it. Part of him was irritated—you hadn’t even told him, and now he was expected to sit through some overpriced meal, pretending not to hate every second of it.
But another part of him—one he refused to acknowledge—felt something else entirely.
Something warm. Something suspiciously close to endearment.
Despite himself, the thought of you planning something like that, of you wanting to spend the day with him like it actually meant something…
He set the beer down a little too hard.
He didn’t know what to make of it, so he wasn’t going to make anything of it.
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The day started off strange.
For one, Butcher was still here.
You fully expected to wake up alone, but instead  when you rolled over, he was  in bed scrolling on his phone, one arm folded behind his head. His eyes flicked to you the moment you stirred, something unreadable passing through them before he exhaled and looked away.
“Morning,” he muttered.
You blinked at him, still groggy. “You’re still here.”
“Brilliant observation, love.”
You frowned, pushing yourself up on your elbows. “Thought you had shit to do today.”
He shrugged, barely glancing at you. “Plans changed.”
Weird.
But you kne better than to question him— especially so early in the morning.
Instead, you dragged yourself out of bed, rubbing the sleep from your eyes as you shuffled toward the kitchen, figuring you’d have to scrounge around for whatever scraps were left from the last grocery run.
But then—
There was coffee.
A full pot. Fresh. Still hot.
Your brow furrowed as you hesitated near the counter, eyeing the mug waiting beside it. You didn’t even have to ask to know that it was for you.
Still, you didn’t comment on it. Just poured yourself a cup, and leaned against the counter, 
When Butcher finally strolled in, you watched him out of the corner of your eye. He grabbed his own mug—black, of course—and leaned against the opposite counter, arms crossed, staring at you like he was waiting for something.
You blinked. “Did you poison this?”
He smirked. “Drink it and find out.”
You just scoffed at him and took your glass to your room.
The whole morning was like that. A light touch on the small of your back when you passed him in the hallway. The way he didn’t snap at you when you stole the last piece of toast off his plate. The fact that he stayed.
Usually, Butcher had somewhere to be. Always on the move, always planning, always chasing the next lead.
But today, he lingered
It should’ve made you happy. A day ago, maybe it would have. Now it just made the ache in your chest worse. 
And now, he was sitting beside you on the couch, one arm draped across the back, fingers lazily playing with the ends of your hair while you scrolled through your phone.
“Not even gonna look at me today, then?” he mused.
You shrugged. “Dunno. Nothing to look at.”
His fingers stilled. “Bit rude, innit?”
“Only returning the favor.”
It slipped out before you could stop yourself, and you weren’t even sure what you meant by it. But he let it go—for now.
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By the time evening rolled around, you had fully settled into your mood. It wasn’t even intentional—it was just there.
And it must have gotten to him too, because by the time seven-thirty hit, he was clearly restless.So when he finally stretched, exhaling through his nose, and said, “Well, I’m gonna take a shower,care to join?” you barely acknowledged it.
You just shrugged, staring at the TV. “I’ll take one in the morning.”
“Not even if I promise to make it special?”
Your fingers twitched around the remote.
Usually, that would work. You’d roll your eyes but still let him pull you in, let him distract you.
But not today.
You didn’t even look at him. “Not in the mood, Butcher.”
His face darkened, his usual sharp smirk twisting into something meaner. “Christ, what’s with you today?”
You turned your head, finally looking at him fully. “What’s with me?”
“Yeah.” His hands went to his hips. “You’ve been sulkin’ all day. Thought you’d be happy I’m stickin’ around, but you’re actin’ like I kicked your bloody dog.”
You scoffed, rolling your eyes. “It’s nothing.”
“Bullshit,” he snapped. “Isn’t it supposed to be Valentine’s or something? ”
You glanced at him, brow raising. “And?”
He met your eyes, something simmering there, something edged. “And you’re actin’ like it’s just any other bloody day.You’re supposed to be all over me, right?”
You stared at him for a moment, then let out a short, humorless laugh. “You don’t even like Valentine’s Day, so why do you look so upset that I didn’t plan anything?”
“Tch.” He scoffed, shaking his head. “Ain’t upset.”
“Could’ve fooled me.”
He huffed, looking away for a moment before muttering, “Just figured—” But then he cut himself off, exhaling sharply like he’d already said too much.
You folded your arms. “You figured what?”
He didn’t answer right away. Just sat there, staring at the TV like it suddenly had all the answers he needed. But his grip on his knee was just a little too tight, his shoulders just a little too tense.
“…Figured you would’ve still gone to that dinner.”
So that was it.
He knew.
Your stomach twisted. “I—” You let out a breath. “I canceled it.”
He stiffened slightly. “Right.”
“You made it pretty clear how you felt about Valentine’s, so I figured there wasn’t much point.”
There was a beat of silence. Then, in a low voice:
“That’s different.”
Your breath hitched. “What?”
Butcher ran a hand down his face, looking uncharacteristically frustrated. “It’s different when it’s you.When its us i mean…”
The words weren’t particularly soft. They weren’t overly romantic. But from Butcher? They might as well have been a love confession.
Your fingers tightened around the remote once more“You’re an idiot,” you muttered, shaking your head.
Something in his expression shifted. “You still wanna go?”
You gave him a wry look. “You think I can get the reservation back?”
He  sighed, glancing at the clock. 7:09.His lips twitched, just barely.
“Guess not.”
There was another pause before you sighed, rubbing your temples.
“Fine,” you mumbled. “Let’s order pizza and watch something stupid.”
Butcher snorted. “That’s your idea of a Valentine’s date?”
“It is now.”
He didn’t argue. Just plopped down next to you on the couch as you placed the order.
The pizza arrived, you put on the cheesiest rom-com you could find, and somehow, between bites of greasy food and sarcastic commentary, you found yourself leaning against him, head on his shoulder.
He reached into his pocket, then tossed something onto your lap.
You frowned, picking it up. It was… a keychain. A tiny, dumb-looking Black Noir keychain.
Your lips parted in surprise. “Wait—”
He looked away, feigning nonchalance. “Didn’t wanna show up empty-handed.”
You stared at it for a moment, something warm flickering in your chest. Then, shaking your head, you muttered, “You’re impossible.”
He grinned. “And yet, here we are.”
And when his arm slung around your waist, tugging you just a little closer, you didn’t pull away.
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