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Bernard and Tim both being little creeps is so important to me. They match each others freak in ways I fear many wouldn’t. They both were obsessed Robin and Batman, they can bond over being weird, but Bernard is a conspiracy theory creep and Tim is a stalker creep and I love them both.

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Duke: …So, is Two-Face like, B’s ex or something?

Steph: I think it’s more of a situationship? They still seem to have some feelings going on there.

Jason: Yeah right, and get accused of cheating on Selina? I think not. They’ve been dating for as long as I can remember.

Dick: That’s…strange, cause I’m pretty sure he and Clark are married. Big Blue gave him a ring and everything.

Damian: A Kryptonite ring. One that Father keeps in a lead lined safe with the rest of the alien’s bane. Besides, everyone knows Mother’s laid her claim to him already. Only a fool would interfere with such a union.

Cass: Talia and Bruce are about as divorced as two people can be.

Tim: No, you guys are all missing the point. If we want Bruce to have a partner, we need to pick the most profitable option for us. [ pulling up a PowerPoint ] Hear. Me. Out.

—-Later, At the Watchtower-—

Oliver: Bats, why are your kids inviting me over for dinner?

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I always think Dick calling Jason “Little Wing” is hilarious given one of Dick’s primary grievances against Jason is that Jason has a habit of putting on the Nightwing suit and killing people in it

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why is dc insisting on giving damian blue eyes and white washing him? is it so he blends into the rest of the kids?? who’s next?? DUKE??

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Someone mildly inconveniences Tim and his phone immediately dings twice

Jason, 2:34PM: yo do you want me to kill them

Ra’s, 2:34PM: What manner of dispatch would you prefer for your foe?

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Bruce having a particularly severe depressive episode, the fully-bedridden kind, and everyone freaking out, no idea what to do

Except Tim. Who rolls his eyes and his sleeves and says “Stand back and let the expert handle it. Seriously, he’s not even being violent, this is easy mode.”

And he bullies Bruce out of bed, shoves him in a shower, is waiting when he finishes with food that he threatens to stuff directly into Bruce’s mouth until Bruce dazedly reaches out for it.

He drags Bruce, blinking, out into the sunshine on the front porch. He calls Ace and Titus and arranges them on Bruce’s legs. He drops a tantalizing crossword onto the table at Bruce’s side, with a pen that looks like a rubber chicken, and when Bruce sees it he almost, almost gives an amused huff.

The rest of the family trails after them like a gaggle of bewildered geese, mouths agape.

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Dick: *walking into Tim's bedroom* Hey Tim!

Tim: *flustered and disheveled* Hey Dick. What-uh-what are you doing here?

Dick: I just came to see if you wanted to hang out. Did I interrupt something?

Tim: uh nope! Nope not at all. Was just chilling. Totally cool. Yeah I would love to, I'll see you soon.

Dick: Great!

Tim: *waiting for Dick to leave*

Dick: *waiting for Tim to come*

Tim: ...you can go now.

Dick: Don't you need to grab your SKB?

Tim: SKB?

Dick: Skater Boi Beanie

Tim: *blushing* Omg Dick! Stop calling it that!!

Dick: *laughing* C'mon, Tim, let's go.

Tim: I will. After you leave.

Dick: Hmm...

Dick: *smirking* Why don't I find it for you.

Tim: No!

Dick: *throwing open Tim's closet doors* Hi Bernard! I haven't seen you in forever!!

Bernard: Hey Dick! Same dude, I missed ya!

Dick: *glancing at Tim* Say Bernard...what's your opinion on the court of owls? Do you think they exist?

Tim: DICK!!!

Bernard: *looking up at him with shining eyes* Dick, my wonderful co-conspirator, we have so much to catch up on.

Dick: *slinging an arm around his shoulders, eyes sparkling* Yes, we do.

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prettiest girl at the party

Damian: Wheres Grayson?

Jason: He's probably upstairs combing his hair so "he'll be the prettiest girl at the party"

Dick upstairs: Im gonna be the prettiest girl at the party :)

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Did we all collectively agree that Tim chooses to have a public feud with Red Robin as a way to cover his identity?

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Reporter, pushing a microphone on RR: What are your thoughts on Tim Wayne's recent kidnapping?

Red Robin, deadpan: He's an asshole cosplaying a feral racoon and whiny bitch.

-Later that day-

Tim, watching the news: Well fuck you too *flips off the TV*

Batfam: *concerned*

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Bernard, who's publicly in a relationship with Timothy Drake-Wayne, was caught kissing RR on a rooftop. Kon-El, who the world thinks definitely has a thing with RR, was seen carrying Tim back to a penthouse at night.

This leads Gotham city to believe that Tim and RR stole eachother's boyfriend. Thus fuelling another war between RR and Tim on twitter.

It didn't help when a picture of Bernard and Superboy having a date was posted online.

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Tim: *requested and funded a Red Robin joint to be built in Gotham city *

A video of RR staring at the building offended and distained from across the street went viral.

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Kind of obsessed with the way this card is phrased like the guy figured out Dick was Nightwing but somehow couldn't put Bruce and Batman together

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Bruce will be getting a text from Dick after that Damian confrontation like: so am i understanding correctly that you yelled at him for…volunteering at a hospital instead of patrolling and punching people???

Bruce: well, yes. BUT he also skipped school. Don’t worry i’ve got it handled, planning on firing him 👍🏻

Dick: oh my fucking-

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.

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Damian calling for his dad but it’s not Bruce, it’s Dick

This could be emotional, Bruce and Dick looking at each other because neither knows how to address it and both feel guilty but taking care of Damian needs to come first so Dick jumps into action

Or it could be your classic (innocent) name mix up where Damian asks “dad, can you pass the salt?” at dinner and Bruce and Dick both reach for it. Dick looks up at Bruce with wide nervous eyes and Bruce is just completely taken aback. It takes Damian a second to process the hesitation before he realizes what he’s done, and although he was 100% talking to Dick, he doesn’t want to hurt his father’s feelings and no one knows what to do so they’re all just at a standstill staring at the salt

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I firmly believe that one of Damian’s biggest fears is getting older, not like late twenties older but fifties and sixties. I think he’s scared of turning grey, of getting too many lines on his face, having too much wisdom in his old eyes.

Because what if that happens and when he looks in the mirror he sees his grandfather?

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I know he is legit suicidal at that point and the entire city of Bludhaven is being erased from the map but this is so cool. So badass.

This is one of those panel I would die to see animated. Are you kidding ?

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Little doodle