#gay writes

[gayliketheancients]

I NEED HELP FROM A MARAUDERS FAN (or many idk man)

okay, cool, Hello & thank you. Now that I have your attention. I need someone to read the first chapter of my marauders fic. it is Canon complaint and follows our babies from day one of school all the way through. There is a sequel planned for Harry's era.

This WIP is over 80k(mostly the war), but the 1st chapter is the hardest for me to write of anything. The outline is DONE. I have many scenes done. But that FIRST FUCKIN CHAPTER, MAN. I have over 70 chapters planned, and this one makes me the most nervous.

Heres the plan: Wolfstar, Jegulus, Jily, Dorlene, Rosekiller, Bartylus, etc etc. The plan is to start posting in September, and this work is PAINFUL. Big ouches everywhere. I need a volunteer to read and give feedback.

someone. help. be the volunteer for pain. I'll give you a gold star 🌟 & all my love

[genderqueerdykes]

i don't care how uncomfortable you are around cis men, queer cis men still need places to go, and sometimes, those spaces will be shared with yours. disabled and neurodivergent queer men and queer men of color especially need a place to go. the queer community isn't the "fuck cis men" community. that is the rad fem community. if you think cis men and people who read as cis men are inherently "too scary" or shouldn't be allowed in queer spaces, you joined the wrong community.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[robinstome]

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

[demonicsuffrage]

8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!

Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!

Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!

Bruce:

Dick: I just read it in a book

Bruce:

Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar

Dick: So you're a fruity bat?

Bruce:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!

Bruce:

[gochgatara-blog]

Want 🥵

[soliusss]

Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you

[foldingfittedsheets]

When I worked at the jewelry store there was very little room to move around each other behind the cases. We managed alright but it made us pretty casual with our personal space.

At the time when I first started I was still getting used to that. One day I was shadowing someone who’d been there longer than me, a sweet young lad who I immediately clicked with. We were helping some ladies with a jewelry cleaning and I ended up on the wrong side of him to follow to our next destination, the ultrasonic cleaner.

He double backed around me behind the case and accidentally brushed my butt with the back of his hand. It was immediately clear from context that it was a complete accident.

His eyes widened in brief terror that he’d crossed a boundary. Neither of us reacted in front of the customers but we popped away a moment later into the cleaning room where they couldn’t hear us.

He grabbed my arms and stared into my eyes with panic writ large across his face. “How long do I have?!” he demanded.

“What? No- it’s fine.” I thought he meant how long until I, like, murdered him.

“No, I’m infected now, how long until it sets in?!?”

I stared at him in bafflement but started to sense a note of repressed laughter in his tone.

“I touched your butt! That’s how the gay spreads! How long until it sets in?!”

I burst out laughing and we both collapsed into absurdity. Every time I thought about it for the next week I broke down laughing, he caught me so off guard with one of the funniest gay jokes I’d ever heard.

It was several weeks afterward that he admitted to recently coming to terms with being bisexual and I tsked, “Didn’t make a full recovery from touching my butt, I see.”

[enyasaints]

Elf wants to stay on her shelf🧝🏾‍♀️🎅🏻

Hey guys!! It’s Enya. I work a full time job in childcare. I work specifically with two year old children. I love my work but sadly I am only paid $12.50/hr. I posted my direct deposit of $741 I received on the 20th of December.

Venmo: enyasaint

Cash App: $Enyasaint

Because of this I’m short $700 rent for the month of January.

“I am the elf on the shelf and need help staying housed.”

$0/$700

I have until January 1st (9 days) to raise this. I would be eternally grateful for d0nos, reblogs and most importantly comments. Comments can be anything. Emoji’s, words of encouragement, hot takes etc.

Please don’t skip without interacting.

Update:

December 24th - Christmas Eve

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[outromoony]

I hate that headcanon that says Peter betrayed them all, James and Lily died, Harry became an orphan, Sirius went to prison for 12 years for a crime he didn't commit, and Remus spent more than a decade alone. Lmao, like, who thought that was a good idea?

[umblrspectrum]

i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character

[gayliketheancients]

D1 Yearner check in

Hey friends. plans for writings under the drop

2024 was a wild year. over a million words written and I am left with the 'fuck, what do I do now?' feeling. the answer is simple - keep fucking going.

there's a poetry book in progress that I'm hoping to release by end of year

original work - 1 stand alone LGBT romance novel and a series (the super secret project)

fanfics-

To Death, With Love (series) and Over the edge, over again (series) are chugging along fantastically

various one shots for Voltron, MHA, and Hogwarts coming soon.

love yall

[genderqueerdykes]

man hating will never be progressive. you can't take terf shit and slap a rainbow coat of paint on it and act like it's somehow now based and woke and pro queer rights. snap out of it.

[stealingpotatoes]

this is a real canon scene that happened they just forgot to put it in the movie (real) (my toaster told me)

[mischievous-thunder]

They're equally bad. They love teasing each other to a degree that's dangerous to the general public.