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Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.
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Bella and her sister Gigi need to shut up because they do not know what they are talking about !
They are privileged air heads& Palestinian refugees ( what a joke ) !
#shut up bella#your stupidity shows#being held hostage against your will is not ok#israel#palestine#gaza
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#for the second time in my life#I’ve met someone that I think I’m gonna marry#and it feels so scary and awful and amazing and I just#Im at a place where I feel if I don’t announce it I’m gonna die hahaha#but i realised on Saturday that I’m gonna be with and around this human for a very long time#i say things#shut up Bella
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i just dutch ovened myself. im gonna go kill mueself now bye
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if this post gets 2k notes I’ll make skibidi toilet fanart
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I'm constantly thinking about this passage & I need other people to talk about

like "here is someone you already know"????????
#Jace & Alec as parabatai are very underrated & nobody gets them like I get them I fear#they both would rather kneel over and die than talk about their feelings#and it gives the illusion they don't care but they do#alec met tessa and immediately clocked that she has Jace's smile like#which is also so crazy in and of itself like????? wdym Jace has Tessa's smile???? shut up???#bella talks#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#the mortal instruments#jace herondale#alec lightwood#queen of air and darkness#idk why I'm Jace & Alec posting today 😭
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morty could glance at bella because of routing mechanics and i would sob and cry and take 3 million screenshots
#is he an absolute dog that always wants to flirt w nina the MINUTE he moves in w dina in ANY ts2 save ever?#yes.#but does he automatically become Simp Supreme the minute his otherworldly and Better Than Him wife returns to him??? absolutely#bella will be shut away in her study and not talk to the family for three days#and morty will just sigh dreamily and be all oh its fine your mother’s just Busy isn’t she Wonderful#all i have are progress shots while i set up my save dhdhd#BUT HI EVERYONE BIG SMOOCHES MWAH#SHE HAS NO NAILS i’m still setting up blease…
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The fact that Ashley Johnson has always been supportive of Bella Ramsey being cast as Ellie speaks volumes to me. Ellie is not just a character, it’s HER character that changed her life and she loves. If she says Bella is perfect as Ellie, that’s good enough for me.
#the last of us#tlou#tlou hbo#the last of us hbo#ellie williams#ashley johnson#bella ramsey#I’ll shut up at some point (maybe)
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okay… ouch
art by: tarynplattart
#i’m unstable#the roles are reversed#shut up shut up shut up#the last of us#joel miller#ellie williams#pedro pascal#bella ramsey#tlou#hbo the last of us#the last of us hbo#joel tlou#ellie and joel#tlou 2#tlou game#tlou art#tlou fluff
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So Bella and Arthur were literally a lavender marriage then
#podcast#malevolent#arthur lester#bella saltzman#bella lester#stop I hate life#imagine Faroe growing up knowing that#sobbing violently#I miss her#(never even heard her)#shut up she’s gay now
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Isabela saying that "Kirkwall taught her a thing or two about family" in Veilguard must be hilarious for anyone whose world state has her skip town and not come back after the Qunari attack
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bellatrix would hate rosekiller sooooo bad she literally sees them as babies. To her they have the same presence as loud horny band kids. Mlm/wlw hostility frfr
mhmhm and that's also the reason i can't properly get behind bartybella. she thinks barty is a little kid (and she hates everything about him).
BUT, taken separately, evan doesn't bother her too much because 1. he's quiet and 2. he enjoys killing. she can't stand barty tho, because they fight every day for voldemort's approval. every time tom enters a room those two start telling him about all the missions they've completed, who they've killed and tortured, trying to make themselves look better than the other. and, when voldemort dismisses them with a simple "alright", they wither like flowers.
then they go get drunk together, complaining that they "deserve better".
#barty when bella tells him “shut the fuck up”: 😠 WELL YOU-#barty when evan tells him “shut the fuck up”: ☺️ okay#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#rosekiller#bellatrix black#mars tag#ask
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If yall can relate to Patrick Bateman, I can relate to these mfs
#mia dolan#la la land#frances ha#charlie kelly#its always sunny in philadelphia#teddy laurence#little women#owen#i saw the tv glow#ash fox#fantastic mr fox#lady bird#Pearl#richie tenenbaum#the royal tenenbaums#neil perry#dead poets society#bella baxter#poor things#angus tully#the holdovers#todd anderson#diane nguyen#bojack horseman#viktor hargreeves#the umbrella academy#joel barish#eternal sunshine of the spotless mind#amy march#shut up pretty boy
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people saying that ford didn’t appreciate fiddlefords gifts is lowkey crazy to me. first of all HE LOVED THAT AXOLOTL. HE SET IT FREE BECAUSR OF BILL. LIKE WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO. and he treasured those gloves so much like cmon. and the breaking of the snow globe was an accident I mean cmon he was startled by bill and he dropped it. do you seriously think he meant to do that on purpose.
#like guys I don’t want to be mean but some of you are kind of dense or your just trying to find reasons to hate ford#ok I can’t defend the squash thing that well but I kind of understand where he’s coming from that thing is kind of creepy#BUT FHAT WAS ONE TIME. ONE TIME#time to shut up Bella#gravity falls#ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor
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someone on tiktok is watching shtv for the first time & making videos about it (as one does) & people are in their comments talking about how Clary is super annoying and WORSE in the books???? back away from my girl quickly
#she's 15 & going through the worse week of her life everyone needs to shut up about her#nobody gets clary fairchild like I do!#bella talks#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#clary fairchild
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Let’s do another poll!
#mine#poll#shut up liz#twilight#edward cullen#bella swan#jacob black#alice cullen#emmett cullen#rosalie hale#jasper hale#esme cullen#carlisle cullen#twilight saga
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