#mars tag

[katakosmos]

Still obsessed with barty doing smth weird/annoying and evan being like “ugh disgusting, so lame, why do i even talk to you………i’m so turned on rn im going throw up”

list of things barty does that send evan over the edge (both literally and metaphorically):

changing in the middle of the room at the most unexpected moments

keeping a picture of evan in his pillowcase

brushing his tongue (sometimes even with evan's toothbrush) until he gags

coming home drunk, knowing full well that evan can't stand it, and bursting into tears when he sees evan waiting for him at the door

coordinating his hair wash days with evan's so they can take longer showers together (this means he doesn't wash his hair when he should) (and, by the way, evan's showers have a time limit. so, after they take their time washing, barty has to make evan come in about 5 minutes)

STEALING HIS CLOTHES

[laurabenanti]

florence pugh's various roles ↳ happy birthday, mars!! (@maximilff)

@lgbtqcreators bingo challenge | free choice (template)

[robnikmeria]

robb stark 😌

omg mars pookie hiii

OH GOSH MY BELOVED BOY.

Things I love:

He’s such a sweet boy. So young and already so burdened by the world. He’s tired and it’s obvious…he shoulda been in the club😭 but in all seriousness, robb is just so sweet and brave. He loves and cares with all his heart and that love was ultimately his doom. He’s a tragic hero to his core, the type girls swoon for and bards write songs of. I’ve always had an unfortunate fondness for those who were just never going to make it😭💔 there’s just such an inherent softness to him. Still just a boy but forced to become a man because he wanted to save his father and sisters 😭💔

Things I dislike:

The lack of screen time with him and his siblings. This could arguably be said with for all the Starklings but I’m a robb stark bias lol. I just…he’s the oldest brother. He saw all of them born. He loved them all. He loved Jon even tho Cat was paranoid he’d put Robb’s place and security in jeopardy. I wish we could have seen more of him just being a big brother and interacting with his siblings :(((

[dizzybevvie]

idk thinking abt this

[spacenintendogs]

my part of an art trade with @vairsmania !!!!! i got to draw their oc mars (she/her) with hiccup!! the sibling energy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bitingdrivers]

maxiel avatar au and scientist Daniel is talking to avatar max like "aw yeah man we don't have much knowledge on, um, mating and uhh anatomy and how the na'vi uhhh... breed SO! So I'm wondering if- well we're close now aren't we?- if you'd be alright with... like a demonstration? or something. ahaha. it's all good man if not. but like. it's just research. yeah." and he's sweating bullets and the monsterfucker aura is so off the charts that Max declines at first, but likes seeing Daniel so flustered yet intrigued to jot down everything he does, that Max brings it up the next time (and then they fuck 🙂‍↕️)

well well well look how the turns tabled. mars in my ask box, how does it feel?

yes yes yes you are correct but what if Max doesn't decline??

or what if he does... because he's a virgin? ok bear with me I'm making this up on the spot

Max didn't have time do have a connection with someone like that (also he doesn't like girls and he's been surrounded by boys his whole life but he's too awkward to just offer anyone)

so they are sitting in this examination room and Max has a boner (remember, sweaty Daniel in a tank top) and Daniel offers...demonstration and Max gets even more flustered (and horny) but he has to stammer out a decline and Daniel thinks it's because he took it too far etc so he's like "yeah yeah no worries man I didn't mean it anyway" and Max has to stop Daniel and explain to him.. that he never done that before and he would of course like to have sex with Daniel it's just he doesn't know how and it would be bad to do it immediately as an avatar what if he hurts Daniel he's quite big like that...

And Daniel's like "oh well if that is the only problem we can... do it together before with the avatar..."

because they bothhhh have crushes on each other and been kind of horny for each other for a while now

so yeah and maybe Daniel thinks it will be awkward (lying to each otherrrr) but Max is so good and pilant and maybe they agree thst Daniel fucks him first so Max knows how to do it and then oops they get too distracted by having sex with each other so they forget about the avatar thing.

but they remember eventually anyway

[firebird-legacy]

ft mr jedidiah @lanabenikosdoormat

[futurequibblerjournalist]

im so committed to not being a serious regulus shipper but fuckkk u might get me on the starprince train

STARPRINCE???

Mars, my brother in Christ there is no starprince over here,,, wisestar however,,,, now that we’re connoisseurs of 

And in that case,,, yes come join us, welcome aboard the loserest train of them all

[koheletgirl]

happy birthday😈😈 enjoy

thank you!!!!

[faglovesongs]

drawing i cranked out during this class im taking that i hate :)))) mars and adrien make one feel better i think

(please don't like w/o reblogging!)

[katakosmos]

rosekiller have a secret relationship so absolutely 0 PDA but they do an excessive amount of eyefucking and it makes regulus want to boil his face off

the first time barty and evan started eyefucking, actually, regulus died of fear. because, halfway through their lesson, barty started looking at him too intensely, licking his lips, and regulus went pale. he was sweating, clutching his pen. it took him a while to realize that barty wasn't looking at him, but at evan who was behind him, and he audibly sighed in relief.

[orchideous-nox]

i found ur tt account btw jumpscared tf out of me

I tend to have that effect on people, you're welcome

[robnikmeria]

also troy otto 😌😌😌

Another tragic character😭

Things I like:

He was such a good villain. He had such a fascinating arc to me!! Daniel Sharman always serves in all his roles but there was smth SPICY about the way he played Troy. He had so many ups and downs of being an antagonist and possible protagonist throughout season 3 (I refuse to talk about season 8😭) I think it’s interesting how ultimately what he craved was approval and affection and he would seek it out wherever he could. His father, Madison, Nick. Troys villain origin story was having mommy issues and being raised by a cultish ultra Republican father😭😭😭 HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE WITH DIFF PARENTS 😭😭😭 I think there’s also a lot to be said about how much he progresses in the second half of s3 once hes off the ranch only to revert to what he was before when Madison confronts him before she bonks him with a hammer. Not because he’s evil or was faking it but rather because he felt like a cornered animal and lashed out in defense of himself. He had to make sense of what he did and why he did it. He had to say he’d do it again. Because if he didn’t, then Jake was dead for nothing. Because if he didn’t, it’d show that he knew he was in the wrong. I think it also showed how much trust he had in Madison that she’d forgive him because he looks SO betrayed when she hits him.

Things I dislike:

Troy is an EXTREMELY well written character. I cant say I dislike anything about him. Like yeah, he’s a bigot and awful person but from a writing standpoint I can’t say there’s anything else I could ask for. My gripes lay more with the behind the scenes & s8. I hate that the og writer for FTWD was fired because the soft reboot of the series was fucking awful. I hate that Troy was killed so the following writers wouldn’t be able to take him and ruin him and they did that anyways. And that’s my biggest fucking issue😭I love seeing Daniel employed and thriving but having Troy come back for a few episodes and die in the most lackluster uncreative way JUST because ratings weren’t doing well pisses me off SO much. The Troy that came back didn’t feel like Troy at all. Maybe if we had gotten how he developed and changed during the years he was apparently ALIVE then maybe yeah it’d make sense but Erm no. It was a big waste of daniels talents and lowkey a slap to the face of both him and the previous writers but I do get some satisfaction that the writers were changed to garner more views only for views to fuckin PLUMMET after the switch (and what was with that blue fucking filter over the entire show from s4-8???)

[dizzybevvie]

WOE SELF INSERT REDESIGN BE UPON YE!!!!!

[morgana-pendragon]

useless gays should NOT be allowed to be friends

[bitingdrivers]

Now I'm trying to search for what na'vi dicks look like 😔

Back to alien science boy Daniel, how do you think their first meeting would go? presumably months before the whole........... mating demonstration

*googling na'vi's dicks* it's for research I swear!

do inform me on what you find though 👀

agh my brain always blanks on direct questions. I'm learning I work better with suggestions 🤔

anyway I think Daniel doesn't really like Max at first? What does this (weird but kind of handsome) kid (Max is at least 24) think going around acting like he knows everything?

like I said, I think Max comes from the army but after getting this assignment or however this job works he spends some (a lot) of time researching and learning about na'vi and pamdora. and so maybe Daniel is like a well known scientist or he has conducted some very fun interesting research and Max thinks. he's sooo cool.

so yeah Max in his own awkward blunt way tries to befriend Daniel. it takes them a little time to really connect but after sharing a few stupid jokes and long laughs they become good friends.

maybe when Max gets his avatar he shares some new interesting knowledge with Daniel about how na'vi body and/or culture works. so they really focus on doing this specific research with each other and spend more and more time together