#funny penguin

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dial-p-for-placey]

A little late to the party but after seeing so many Mikus in other cultures decided to do one from my own and well I’m from Pittsburgh and let me tell you our culture is road rage

[phanerozoicfossilgardener]

As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this

[everythingfox]

Waiting for his turn

[dazzlesizzle]

Check out the new product 🔥🔥 Chillin' Like a Penguin

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[retrogamingblog2]

maintaining friendships as an adult be like

[kathlesa]

Penguin Sparkle Ugly Sweatshirt

You can find this cute and funny penguin sweater at iedm.com.

[violent138]

Nightwing, stalling: "How much are we worth?"

Slade, checking the bounty: "All figured... about two hundred bucks."

Nightwing: *wheezes*

Red Hood, outraged: "Two hundred bucks, that's it?! After all the shit we've pulled, a lousy two hundred bucks each?"

Penguin: "That's two hundred for both of you."

Nightwing: "Are you crazy? Slade, don't take it. You could do better."

[stickerskingdom]

170 Penguin themed stickers 

[gothamite-rambler]

Penguin: Do you hear something?

The glass ceiling above them gave way and Red Hood descended to the ground. He all right, but incredibly sore and pissed off.

Red Hood: Why do so many Gotham buildings have glass ceilings?! Why haven't they taken care of this? Bat family members take up half the residents! These roofs should be redone to support our weight!

Nightwing (looking down): I'm going to drop down!

Red Hood: Not on me!

Nightwing dropped down, landing on Red Hood's hand and while it wasn't broken, it definitely hurt.

Red Hood (screaming in pain): I said not me!

Nightwing (dismissive): You've been through worse.

[grickle14]

New problems.

[alpacinosgf]

[birdhism]

[everythingfox]

Angry penguin noises

[marandsviet]