Mandolin, an absolute muffin--she/her;they/them☆over 18☆critters☆rocks☆memes☆ Hi! I'm a geologist who writes on the side(writeblr @talesfromthephanerozoic, paleoblr @phanerozoiccreatures). Welcome to my blog! Here you will find nonsense, thought-provoking quotes, writing tips, prehistoric theories, cute critters, and anything else relevant.
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Some of my favourite recent protest signs
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are the mlp horses the same size as actual horses because real horses are enormous and terrifying

so logically

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so many things try to emulate the Beatrice/Benedick relationship and so few of them get it right bc they’re like ‘oh it’s about the banter’ and YES, obviously, but if you make it JUST about the banter you’re going to fail! it’s about the RESPECT!!! it’s about the scene after Hero’s shaming where Benedick drops the banter entirely and sits there with Beatrice as she rages and weeps and then chooses to side with HER instead of the boy’s club that he’s been hanging out with for the entire play, both because he loves her and because she’s RIGHT!
like, it’s not some impulsive thing to make her like him, and it’s not just talk; he asks her if she’s sure and then he agrees and then he remains cold and determined when he meets Claudio and Don Pedro and they try to get him to joke around with them like old times. i think that’s one of the things that gets me the most; that there’s a scene that you half-expect to fall into that same sort of joking, where Claudio and Don Pedro are specifically like, “Huh, we inexplicably feel kind of sad after ruining this woman’s life and reputation, I bet Benedick will cheer us up!” and he just. utterly refuses to engage. and it’s so powerful and it’s such a tonal shift and such a strong indication of just how much he loves and values Beatrice and!! anything that gets the banter but doesn’t get that completely fails to understand their relationship! THB!!
#much ado about nothing#I think I need to watch this again because I apparently missed this dimension#good analysis#Shakespeare
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Having a traumatic childhood means you cannot talk even objectively about your basic foundational experiences without it being "venting", even if you're not actually venting. You just straight up have a huge chunk of your life you can't talk about, full stop, without it being trauma dumping.
And it not being socially acceptable to talk about your own childhood is super alienating. Sometimes people want to know why, and any answer you can give them is going to be off putting.
It's to the point I get irritated when something I said is framed as venting when I'm literally just talking about my life experiences, doing my best to keep emotion out of it.
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“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement
“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point
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why do we even have legal genders anyway. maybe we should not have those
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you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'
#me and that state project I did on Louisiana#I’ve never been there#so 9/10 I’m probably the most informed person about Louisiana in the room#get a little feeling of nostalgia every time it’s mentioned#we did a shoebox diorama and I kept both of the schliech animals I bought to populate it#the box is in my closet as we speak actually#anyway#life#projects#school
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"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."
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I don’t think people understand how bad Trump cutting research funding is. People keep assuming there will be no research at all continuing on…false! This will almost certainly lead to an uptick of biased, privately funded studies (think: leading dog food brand funds study that finds their dog food to be the most nutritionally complete)…it’s going to be a mess trying to determine what’s real, accurate scientific information.
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Deeply fascinated by the people who heard rightful criticism of generative AI (i.e. chatgpt etc) and decided all machine learning is evil or something. You sound like a scifi villain. You sound like the character who's wrong on an episode of star trek. That's not how this works
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I love that the ibuprofen knows where to go
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Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
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Learning like a fair amount of german as a native english speaker & then starting spanish duolingo for funsies has me sitting here with trust issues like surely the word order isn't going to be that straightforward. Are you sure that's where I put my verbs. And it is
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tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now
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too much tumblr really does make you incomprehensible to normal ppl sometimes...
just said "why is this road putting me in the pear wiggler" to my father like that was a reasonable combination of words without the specific knowledge abt various posts from up to years ago on this godforsaken site
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My fish army. I need you.
If you are a fanfiction author who posts to AO3. Your work has probably been scraped into these datasets.
Send them a copyright takedown notice if you think your work is in this. Escalate to a DMCA report if you need to: https://www.copyright.gov/512/sample-notice.pdf (and send it to: [email protected])
Make sure to grab all your work IDs from Ao3.
Restrict your work to the archive.
Glaze your art.
So many of us are affected. You aren't alone. Maybe together we can take down this theft.
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