#funny news headlines

[learningfromlosing]

...you wouldnt?

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries]

[happyheidi]

deer walks into a store and later brings her whole family for another visit 🛒

Horsetooth Store, Gas, and RV Park

(via)

[warandpeas]

Last Unicorn

[beauty-funny-trippy]

Many nations — including Canada and the UK — may no longer allow Trump to enter, due to legal restrictions against allowing convicted felons into their country.

Having a criminal as president would devalue America's position in the world. How could America ever claim to have the moral high ground on any issue if we have a convicted felon as president?

Donald Trump continually proves to be a national disgrace and an embarrassment to America.

[teaitis]

Brush test

[amandamadeathing]

@theonion headline paired with Crosshair.

Because he can't smoke on a family show, and chewing gum would be require a lot of ADR and be a pain to animate.

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

this just in: jerma985 turned towards the dark side

[machetelanding]

I had no idea that after the epilogue of Red Dead Redemption 2 you can buy a newspaper that announces Micah's death on the front page!

[lunearobservatory]

And are the gay furry hackers here at the table with us tonight?

Washington state slowly raises his hand.

[larrylimericks]

14Aug23

Ten years! The betrothed, we wish well. From the record, someone’s been expelled. Not the swinger of purse — No, in fact, the reverse: It’s Louis who’s now been Danielled.

[beardedmrbean]

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries]

I was randomly looking up funny news headlines and found this one. I was born addicted to both myself lol.

[violent138]

Same vibes

To be fair, I feel like most customers in Gotham would ignore most robberies, or just sigh and wait impatiently for a vigilante to let them go back to work.

[toruandmidori]

They can stop writing headlines now, pack it up, this is as good as it gets.

[emily63]

sorry that i’ve been too busy to make real posts, hopefully that’ll change soon