#fucking amateur hour

[seldnei]

Are you fucking kidding me with this nonsense?

[fuckmeyer]

if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

[pensivespacepirate]

my contribution to the limbus company tarot card collection was Dante as Wheel of Fortune!!

find the rest on twitter!! everyone did so well go check it out!!!!!!!!!

different versions under the cut!

CELL SHADING BABYYYYY I THINK IT GOES WELL WITH THE FLAMES // no shadows version!

also bluesky link!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

what is your favorite thing about charles and your favorite thing about erik? separately, as in what you like most about their characters :]

a devious question this one is, my friend!!! it's hard enough for me to explain my thoughts cohesively, but having to pick ONE thing i particularly love is difficult. with characters like charles and erik, theres been so much done with their characters over the decades and so they have so many components to them that make them so interesting and fun to observe. BUT I TRY FOR YOU TODAY. under the cut i kinda ramble and the size of this text box makin me anxious

i think if i were to be simple and broad, what i enjoy most about charles is his determination to help others, even if he isn't really thanked and/or if people don't even like him. ofc, this isn't to say he hasn't done wrong- to be honest, the fact he does wrong/questionable things at times is another aspect of him i really enjoy, maybe because- broadly speaking- he's meant to be altruistic (intent vs outcome and all that). i don't know if that's super exciting to most people, but it is for me

as for erik, my reason for liking him is easier to explain tbh. To Be Simple And Broad, his progression from villain to antihero over the decades has been fun to observe (as much as i have so far anyhow) and analyze. i think to be a bit more specific, him using his rage and pain as justifications for his villainous actions is definitely what compels me the most: hurt people hurt and the sort, an idea i've always found interesting (something something vicious cycles and the like). yet now, he recognizes this wasn't really. A Just Thing To Do and is beginning to change that, which i enjoy

[julio-claudian-saberface]

My mental image of Fateverse Pat Garrett is inexorably influenced by the period of time where I thought he was the redheaded star girl at the end of Saber Wars:

(from "[FGO] Who is the Female Gunman from Saber Wars 2?")

(the answer is Belle Starr btw)

So in Chaldea Sitcom Land, headcanon Pat is more like Billy's long-suffering guidance counselor than his friend, forever scolding him about the Consequences of his Actions, and is one of the few people that can actually make Billy feel contrite about anything. Even if he's ladyfied he's still his historical height of 6'5" and can pick up 5'2" Billy by the scruff of the neck like a misbehaving puppy.

Crank up the angst'n'edge-o-meter a couple notches and Billy's like "You know, I don't hold it against you that you shot me :) Or that you shot my buddies :) I did what I felt I had to do and you did what you felt you had to do :) No hard feelings :)"

And Pat's like "Yes. YES hard feelings. Even if I didn't have any reason to be mad at you before, you murdered two deputies when you broke out of my jail."

And Billy's like "Well Bob Olinger had it coming :)"

And Pat's like "Well maybe Olinger did have it coming. BUT STILL you also killed the other guy."

And Billy's like "Yeah and I'm sorry I had to do that :( but honestly you were gonna hang me by the neck until I was dead so I was a mite desperate :)"

And Pat's like "You wouldn't have been in a situation where you were being hanged by the neck until dead if you hadn't MURDERED ANYONE."

And Billy's like "Well everyone was murdering everyone back then :) And they started it :)"

And Pat's like "Look maybe sometimes the legal system is messed-up and corrupt but we still need to have the rule of law in society or we won't have anything but an anarchic revenge-killing clusterfuck!"

And Billy's like "Let's agree to disagree :)" and Pat's like ARGLLBAHRGL and grabs him and shakes him like a maraca.

[greensaplinggrace]

it is fine if you enjoy the darkling as a villain as long as you acknowledge that he is a power hungry mass murdering guy with not a single good thing about him.

since when? i could say that i adore every action he takes and find the ways he deals with his problems fascinating - that studying his complex relationship with his personhood and the dissonance in his worldview vs reality is like crack to me. i could say that i love when he threatens to strip away everything alina has and that i find his coup on the throne cathartic as well as attractive. i could say that every line he has in the books measures up to some of the best amongst all of the characters, and that his balance of opportunism, practicality, and sheer emotional immaturity is more fun to read than most other scenes. i could say that i want to put him on his knees and blow his fucking back out and make him beg for mercy. and through none of that would i be required to acknowledge anything more than i want to acknowledge. you know why? because it doesn't matter, and i don't care. and your perspective on the policing of the inner critical thoughts of my mind is about as relevant as anon hate sent on tumblr dot com.

[politemagic]

hey gang if you're in the market for some new ambient, "naturey" metal music, might i suggest checking out the band til fauna?

they're a small band & they've only got 3 songs out now but they're working on a full album! i'm really digging their music so far and i'm excited to see what else they release!! breathe is my fav right now, but honestly all of the songs are good. (also i followed them on instagram and they messaged me to thank me for listening and gang i went 🥺 i think they're really good please listen to them🖤)

[whimsicalcotton]

they call me The Scrambler on account of how quickly i stumble to the bathroom to make sure i wasn't really pulling all of my teeth out

[iboatedhere]

When is the new chapter 😫

Soon! Maybe! But not like this week soon but soon by the end of the month! I’m sure!

I just got over the worst fucking logistical nightmare of the whole fic and still have six(ish) scenes left to write in chapter 4 (which is gonna be like 30K) and then I’ll feel right about posting chapter 3. Because I still have to write chapter 5.

[sleepy-stitches]

i cant believe i didnt get a squisherz you're WAY LAME

hey go look at what i gave you again

[waitingforminjae]

he rlly is one of the most men of all time i think i'm gonna throw up

[lavenderprose]

Stede thinks he's in Pride and Prejudice and Pirates FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO CLEVER

[moribundr]

Reyes wanted Angela apart of Blackwatch apparently. But when she started complaining to Morrison about what was happening in Blackwatch, Reyes' petty ass hired a new chief in medic for Blackwatch instead ( as if the there was any competition within Blackwatch to begin with so Moira by herself alksdjf ).

[tododeku-or-bust]

*Awaken(TheDigitalArtist).mp3*

(Whenever I'm right, that's how I look. This is most accurate picture of myself I've ever drawn. I just want y'all to know that.)

[himbybimbybimbo]

I’m sick and tired of Korean webtoons (especially ones marketed for women which is a huge can of worms) not getting the praise they deserve for elevating the webcomic medium out of the fucking water for the amount of insane detail, incredible use of lighting to set tone and mood and Renaissance-esque composition they put into the digital medium

Manhwa artists really utilize the potential of digital comics like no one else fucking does and I’m sick and tired of pretending it’s like. Not an incredible achievement of creativity seen at such a huge and accessible scale before. Like artists are making cinematic, feature quality art that would take 10+ hours to do and they’re doing that for just like. One panel in a 50 page chapter of a 70 chapter series, inevitably to just be scrolled away in one second rather than just be APPRECIATED for what it is

Like these artists are utilizing everything in their arsenal of full colour, photo bashing, 3D assets and every repeatable texture and filter imaginable to effectively paint a scene in a time efficient manner that can only be replicated in this kind of medium compared to something like manga or traditional comics (which are respectable art forms of themselves and I’m not hating on them but they have constraints like everything else)

I just feel like digital art is amazing because of the short cuts you can take to achieve a piece in a quicker way and these artists are SMART and use everything in their arsenal and it’s so fucking admirable and inspiring to see

AND the creative ways they use comic composition for infinite scrolling?? It’s a completely different cinematic language to books that is so new and ever evolving and these artists are literally making a new language of how we consume media digitally through our phones and that should be fucking dissected and torn apart

and also the fact that all these incredible Korean artists (or fucking studios?? Because how the hell would one person be able to do such rich and detailed art) are so unknown and inaccessible to learn anything from them boggles my goddamn mind these people should be fucking rockstars but most just go by aliases when I want to know THEIR NAMES like I don’t give a fuck if it’s a collective of artists they should have a huge fuckin credit page at the end of every chapter so I can get on my fuckinf feet and cheer for them

And the fact that it’s a well known thing of these artists not being paid well makes me so fucking mad I would buy their art books and physical copies in a goddamn HEARTBEAT

Anyways everyone should read Secret Lady by BANANA and Fantasie of a Stepmother by OKRA or die

[dullahandyke]

i love plasters so much.... compression <3 stimmy as fuck