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have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get

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I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

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April 6th is my dad's birthday so I tend to forget that it's also International Asexuality Day. But not today! Here are some new pics of an old project. Colors of the aroace sunset flag, because I'm not into the black/white/grey and purple.

Some ace people may actually give a fuck, but I don't.

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im FACKING sorry alright

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my mom is playin fuckn animal crossing in real life

she got this painting for $75 in an old case at an antique market shes been going to for years, and she thought it looks really beautiful, so she sent an email to a local art center to have it appraised

and now she has an art conservator in her emails making a plan to have her come bring it in to be appraised as a genuine Hokusai wood block print from over a hundred of years ago

thats so fucked up to me. my mom went fuckin shopping at Crazy Redd's

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the rapid disintegration of rainbow capitalism pretty much encapsulates the problem with rainbow capitalism in the first place: it is and always was performative fair-weather allyship that evaporated in the face of any real political pressure

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One thing of the many things that bother me about dying is just all the stupid pointless expenses is going to mean for my family, they already suffered a terrible loss, they dont need to, on top of that, have to worry about stupid shit like organizing a funersl, paying a funeral home, buy casket, buying a plot on the cemetery, buy the food for the funeral, pay the mourtary to make my corpse look nice. even cremation is going to cost some money. When is like, ill be just a pile of meat.

Bury me in the backyard, throw me in a dumpster, drive to a landfill. I dont know, dont waste any money on my corpse. But no, aparently all those cheap quick methods of disposal are like "illegal" or whatever, so someone dying has to cost a lot of money. You cant even die for free. Absolute bullshit

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You would mock me??

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Sure. Job searching is going great. "Celery" is now a skill people are looking for.

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I saw this concept for tma but w359 time loop/travel where everyone thinks they're the only one who got sent back.

Eiffel immediately gives himself away by pronouncing Minkowski's name correctly

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My NSFW Catgirls zine.

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

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One of the best things about doing research is when you turn up an account of a bunch of people fighting very intensely over something that's objectively very low stakes

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Hera from Wolf 359! (I couldn't just stick with one design, come on.)

Anyways, not to get personal on my fandom tumblr, but Hera Wolf 359's glitchy voice and the way it was addressed in the series is probably the only time I've actually felt represented by a fictional character as someone who's dealt with a speech impediment for most of my life. IDC if it was intentional or not, I love her for it.

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Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins