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seldnei · 14 hours ago

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Okay, back to the sniper witch! Worst draft ever, engage!

#seldnei writes things

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seldnei · 3 days ago

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Paul Cadmus (American, 1904-1994), Jerry, 1931. Oil on canvas.

#‘take the joyce class they said. you’ll love it they said’#’fucking ulysses what the fuck is this?’#paul cadmus #modern art #seldnei amuses herself

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seldnei · 3 days ago

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The Roddenberry Archive just posted this and WOW. I'm literally crying rn

#i was born into the Star Trek fandom #look folks i’m agnostic about spirk #i have no issues with the premise but i’m a McCoy girl #so I’m like ‘whatever they’re doing or not is not my problem’#(which is what i imagine bones has said to chapel multiple times after a shift while drinking whiskey in sickbay)#that said #i absolutely believe that Kirk would cross dimensions and time to keep Spock from dying alone in a parallel universe #also my mother needs to see this immediately

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seldnei · 4 days ago

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no more blorbo questions what was the first music album that changed you fundamentally

#god help me I think it was a Frank Zappa greatest hits album #music

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seldnei · 5 days ago

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quick what is everyone doing right now

#eating shrimp and wondering why my husband is listening to a podcast about trying to teach dolphins to speak english

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seldnei · 5 days ago

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Hey here is your friendly reminder to not tell your nice boss stuff.

I’m at the executive management level for my very small company and I have 4 people who report directly to me. I am a nice boss. I’m friendly with my employees, I treat them like professional adults, I actively try to create a positive work environment, and I mentor them and make sure they’re advancing in their careers. I do my best to shield them from the rest of management doing stupid shit. My employees like working for me.

The other day one of my employees came to ask if she could change her hours on Mondays. I said yes immediately because it’s helpful for me to know when she’s here and when she’s not, but as long as she gets her work done I don’t care when and where she does it. She then proceeded to tell me that it was so she could attend therapy and like … I will never use this information but … as a general rule don’t fucking do that.

Do not tell your employer shit about your mental or physical health except for the bare minimum needed to request a reasonable accommodation. Even your nice boss can fire you, even your nice boss can unfairly change your working conditions, and even your nice boss at some point is probably going to face pressure from their superiors.

I’m not saying don’t trust your boss with anything ever. I’m just saying that anytime you are in the workplace you need to keep your private information private. You can still have a good relationship with your boss. Your workplace can still be pleasant. But if it ever feels like disclosing private information is required in order to have a good relationship with your boss, please see that as a red flag.

#workplace advice #this! seriously!#if i am legally obligated to get a reason for something I will let you know #(more likely HR will do the asking and never tell me squat which is fine)#don’t work if you’re not being paid and don’t volunteer shit kids!

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seldnei · 5 days ago

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women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

#things that make me laugh like a loon

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seldnei · 5 days ago

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#tumblr’s five jokes #color theory

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seldnei · 5 days ago

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source: nottheworstmom on IG

Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I'm giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope

#things that make me laugh like a loon #like I for one feel ‘wherever the fuck you want’ is the answer to where you wear those ma’am #but I do see your point #I did sort of expect the ‘not to be a lesbian’ screenshot underneath but I’m sure it’ll happen eventually

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seldnei · 6 days ago

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#yup #I have read bbc musketeers fic #I am pretty sure the actors I am imagining as each character do not in fact play those characters in the show #except capaldi of course

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seldnei · 6 days ago

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Mummy is home and she brought the children subversive literature!

#seldnei in minneapolis #zines and books and stickers oh my

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seldnei · 6 days ago

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god please take all of my mutuals' suffering, double it and give it to donald trump

#and then when he's gone we take that suffering and triple it and give it to jd vance #and then when he's gone #<—prev tags and heck yeah

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seldnei · 6 days ago

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Source: merletails

#cats #love this #reblog *all* the kitten stuff mom!

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seldnei · 6 days ago

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So I bought ‘The Collected Cherries Jubilee’ for Mr. Seldnei, along with some other … interesting materials,* and when the guy at DreamHaven jokingly asked me for ID, I told him, “Dude, I am heading back to Florida tomorrow, I’m expecting to get arrested.”

That cracked him up—but he did offer to front me some bail money and call CBLDF for me if needed.

Going home tomorrow.

When Doomtree comes on the playlist while you walk to DreamHaven Books.

#*can’t say what ‘cause it’s a surprise for q #i’m going to post a photo of the ridiculous amount of literature I’m taking home though because it’s fucking nuts #i’m in book nerd heaven #seldnei in minneapolis

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seldnei · 7 days ago

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I am on the (covered) patio of this brunch cafe. Global warming or menopause? (probably both)

When Doomtree comes on the playlist while you walk to DreamHaven Books.

#seldnei in minneapolis #it’s like 50 #and I just walked a quarter mile from the metro

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seldnei · 7 days ago