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Yeah that *was* me checking the BN site every hour from the time you said it was processing, why do you ask?
Just letting you all know that I’m reading @lookninjas’ new book while waiting in line to defeat Kylo Ren and the First Order.
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Blurry proof! I’m not sure Kylo and Hux will buy the book, but everyone else should.
Also it’s up on BN, too.
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/variations-on-a-theme-of-pomegranates-karen-a-sorenson/1146876828?ean=2940184309552
It’s really good so far (like there was any doubt.)
Just letting you all know that I’m reading @lookninjas’ new book while waiting in line to defeat Kylo Ren and the First Order.
#variations on a theme of pomegranates#lookninjas#buy this book!#there will be shameless lookninjas promotion once i’m home
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Just letting you all know that I’m reading @lookninjas’ new book while waiting in line to defeat Kylo Ren and the First Order.
#lookninjas#there will be shameless lookninjas promotion once I’m home#variations on a theme of pomegranates
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My most Boomer take is that evil should have some fucking dignity.
#i miss the dignified menace of dick cheney#sure we all mocked him shooting that dude in the face but he had a gravitas#i’m watching this crop of oligarchs twirling their mustaches with a desperate tinge of ‘I am evil! that makes me cool right?’#yes yes you did the nazi salute#you also looked like you were in a bad body swap episode of a tbs series from 1993#yeah you’re bringing back yellow journalism#you also look like the divorced dad from a teen sex comedy from 1983#I know Jesse Eisenberg does a great ‘menacing nerd’ thing but buddy he’s an actor and they paid him to make you look halfway cool okay?#(they are serious threats do not get me wrong#i just miss hating people who weren’t so fucking cringy)#getting exactly as political as i intended
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2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) dir. Stanley Kubrick
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mistook twin peaks for twilight zone fuck my stupid baka life
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3d printed start gate
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Took this over to the Work Sib because he got me playing the game, and his response?
“Pass. If he’s a top I will be crushed, and if he’s a bottom I’m going to feel wholly inadequate.”
I cackled so loud everyone outside the office turned to look.
hear me out wheel
step 1: spin the wheel step 2:
i left out a LOT of characters i found way too conveniently attractive on this one. have fun
#radahn is so literally huge that he uses magic to ride his horse without killing it#the man is a giant#things that make me laugh like a loon#on the other hand kindly miquella’s entire motivation in the dlc is smashing that so
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Reblog daily for health and prosperity
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You can fight AI in indie publishing by leaving reviews.
Seriously.
Ai-generated garbage is flooding the self-publishing market. It works as a numbers game- put out ENOUGH fake crap and eventually someone’s aunt will buy them the ebook as an unwanted gift, and you’ll have made two dollars. This tactic works at SCALE, which means real independent titles are now a needle amongst a haystack of slop.
If you have read a book this year that has less than 5 reviews, your rating is an algorithmic spotlight on that needle.
A one sentence review helps. Really. A star rating helps if you really can’t think of anything to say, but if you can muster up even “I laughed at the part about the tabby cat” you are doing indie authors a favor like you cannot believe.
(Also if you left a review on one of my books this year I am kissing you so softly on your forehead and I adore you)
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I wrote this on November 6, 2024.
I'm posting it today for the same reason.
Please stay.
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The man made a rainbow bracelet, had to re-start it twice so it would lay flat, burned himself in three places finishing off the ends.
Forgot he hates things on his wrist.
Local man copes with national bullshit starts again day by making things.
#mr seldnei#he is entirely neurotypical yes sir#the love of my life y’all#he gave it to q so all is not lost
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Local man copes with national bullshit starts again day by making things.
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mercy seems like a long shot here, so my prayer for inauguration day 2025: may they be incompetent. may they just be really bad at implementation. may their egos choke their effectiveness. may they drown themselves week by week with infighting and selfish posturing. may they be easily distracted. may the very governors and senators and agencies and religious leaders that the new administration expects to be friendly force endless stalemates to preserve their own power. may every delay turn into a three ring blame circus so chaotic that no one remembers what they were doing. may the good and necessary parts of government be too boring to draw attention and keep running quietly in the background. may the next four years be full of sound and fury and signify nothing.
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“That’s all anybody can do right now. Live. Hold out. Survive. I don’t know whether good times are coming back again. But I know that won’t matter if we don’t survive these times.”
— Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Sower (via coffeebooksandfriends)
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Re: that “good men post”—husband read it.
Scott: Slander!
Me: You just can’t take a fucking compliment.
Scott: Slander!
Me: You want me to put an addendum on my blog? (Q joins in, so we both say): “My husband can’t take a fucking compliment”?
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