#fuck the new york post
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codecicle · 6 months ago
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Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival
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simplegenius042 · 7 days ago
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communistkenobi · 6 months ago
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can we like go back to basics for a second lol. every mainstream news outlet, public figure, elected official, social media influencer, religious leader, and civil society organisation pushing transphobic policy and rhetoric always focus on trans women. literally every single one of them. even when trans men are brought up it is primarily in relation to trans women “tricking girls” into transitioning.
& I am speaking specifically as a trans guy who has been harassed on the street + outted and intimidated by Nazis on campus + lost entire friend groups + kicked out by my parents because I’m trans. like this is literally not a competition about who is “oppressed more” it is a basic fact. I am reminded always that whenever transphobia is voiced in public (which is often and only becoming more frequent) I am either not the target of hatred or I am being used as a rhetorical tool to further advance transmisogyny. fundamentally if you don’t acknowledge this extremely basic point about institutional transphobia then you are actively attempting to obfuscate reality
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silvermoon424 · 6 days ago
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Sometimes the only thing that keeps me going in this joke of a country is the schadenfreude Trump supporters keep supplying me with.
I like to think of myself as a kind person, and I can be empathetic to a fault sometimes. I would also be totally lying if I said I wasn't thoroughly enjoying seeing all the Trump voters who are finally starting to question whether or not their billionaire daddies Trump and Musk actually have their best interests at heart.
Like right now there's that debate going on about H1B visas; Elon Musk has openly and repeatedly stated his desire to exploit the labor of immigrants because it's so much cheaper than American labor. Trump seems to be backing him up. And everywhere I go Trumpers being like "wow, I had no idea Trump would sell American workers out!!! Very disappointed in him."
Literally how many times does this man have to hit you in the fucking face and spit in your mouth before you finally catch on that he doesn't care about you at all, lmao. I'm genuinely embarrassed for you that you keep putting up with this.
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cayliecoltrane · 10 months ago
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quick lil ETHOwO redraw
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ghirahimbo · 1 year ago
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evil time loop escape conditions where you can't get out until you've fuucked up your life in the most spectacular way possible, confident that the next night will reset the slate as usual.
instead, the next day comes.
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gottabescientific · 8 months ago
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hockeyblr is awesome bc someone will go "this is the hottest man I've ever seen" and 9 times out of 10 you could find twelve of him in any gas station in florida
The 1 out of 10 its Leon Draisaitl
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hylianane · 1 year ago
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It might seem like I’m joking when I say that Batman VS the TMNT is my favorite movie of all time but you need to understand that to me. to me? This movie has it all. The Gotham City Rogues all get fursonas. Two poorly voiced lesbians tearfully break up in a pizzeria right before Batman throws Michealangelo through the window. Donatello sees Damian Wayne and yells “What are you, five?!” Leonardo calls him “Little guy” and Damian fucking breaks his knees with a bo staff. Harley’s in her jester outfit telling Joker that eight years of college and three years of residency make her overqualified to be the sexy nurse. Raphael of all turtles lectures Batman about not being direct and trusting with his family. Leonardo kicks Ra’s al Ghul in the balls. Shredders asks Batman to say his last words and he goes, “Cowabunga”
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g3othermal3scapism · 2 months ago
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MERCY, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, THAT YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL?
CAUSE I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOURE BEAUTIFUL
YOU’RE MORE THAN BEAUTIFUL (MORE THAN BEAUTIFUL?)
YOURE MORE THAN YOUR BODY,
YOURE MORE THAN THESE LIPS OR THIS FACE,
AND IF WE EVER SOMEHOW GET OUT OF THIS PLACE,
THEN YOU’LL GO,
THEN WE’LL GO.
FIND SOMETHING NEW,
ITS ALL NEW.
MERCY,
THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THIS TUNNEL’S GOT NOTHING ON YOU.
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heystephen · 2 years ago
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on one side id love to see john mayer get torn apart but on another side i rly don’t want to see speak now tv’s reception become entirely about him the way red tv’s was made about jake gyllenhaal
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jula483 · 5 months ago
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SCREAMING
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marcysdreamydays11 · 12 days ago
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LMAO WTF Apparently some luigi supporters allegedly vandalized jeffery Epstein's former mansion??
uhh isn't that good??? I thought dude was a sex offender?? uhh a bad person?? New York post has taken so many L's lately
I know theres new people living in that house but its crazy
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grilledcheeseandguavajelly · 10 months ago
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LADY PAULSON for ALEXA | NEW YORK POST (2024)
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pwecie · 5 months ago
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What the fuck was that
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papertowness · 11 months ago
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new york state of mind is so fucking good like are you joking . it comes down to reality . but that’s fine with me cause i’ve let it slide . don’t care if it’s chinatown or on riverside . i don’t have any reasons . i left them all behind . i’m in a new york state of mind . like so true billy i hate new york but so true
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captainjonnitkessler · 10 months ago
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George Hull was an atheist in the 1860s, and he was pretty pissed off at biblical literalists. In particular, he was pissed off about the gullibility of those who insisted that giants had once roamed the earth, simply because it said so in the Bible.
Hull, a big fan of science and the still-new theory of evolution, decided to do what any rational, science-minded man would do: He spent today's equivalent of $60,000 buying a bunch of stone from Iowa, sending it to Chicago to have it fashioned into a giant statue of a man in absolute secrecy, shipping it to his cousin's farm in New York, burying it there in the dead of night, waiting a year, and then having his cousin hire two men to dig a well in that spot so they could "discover" the giant. Obviously.
He and his cousin set up a tent and charged people for admission to see the "Cardiff Giant" and made absolute bank from the hundreds of people per day that flocked to it. Experts insisted it was a hoax, but many people were convinced it was proof of the Bible's inerrancy. Eventually Hull sold his part-interest to David Hannum for today's equivalent of over $500,000. PT Barnum, the infamous showman and ringmaster, then tried to buy it and when Hannum refused to sell, he made his own copy. He declared his to be the original and Hannum's version the fake, potentially leading Hannum to coin the famous phrase "there's a sucker born every minute". He also sued Barnum, but according to Wikipedia "the judge told him to get his giant to swear on his own genuineness in court if he wanted a favorable injunction".
Eventually Hull proudly confessed to the hoax, putting an end once and for all to the debates about either giants' genuineness. Hull claimed that his intent had been to reveal the gullibility of Christians and to refute anti-science religious fundamentalism.
Then he moved to Colorado and did the exact same thing again, except this time he added a tail and called it the "missing link" between humans and apes.
(Big shoutout to the podcast The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong, where I first heard about the Cardiff Giant. If you like weird stories from history you need to check out this podcast it is SO fucking good)
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