#fuck morals what even are those

[dabislittlemouse]

Everytime I listen to "smack that" I get lost in this fantasy so like

Imagine an alternate Dabi, where he accepted the whole Shouto thing

But point is, Dabi is very much successful and basically a huge celebrity who still very much has attention issues and hates the flashes of paparazzi but loves the attention and humiliating these paparazzi as well (this is an au because if Dabi was that easy to spot then he would've been caught along time ago you know, but I know hes perfectly capable of doing it as himself anyway)

So imagine him, seeing how far these paparazzi are willing to go, getting curious and little by little becoming a tease

Offering interviews if people did this or that but like, within the bounds of legality

Small at first, grabbing those colored popsicles and out loud saying "whoever can get the furthest gets a close up picture" and such

He knows damn well he's ruining his pops career and that just moves him forward as he, on top of seeing several paparazzi (men and women) humiliating themselves trying to down this popsicles for him, reading up on people questioning his father's actions as to why his son is so sexually inappropriate and such

One by one escalating more and more on this thrill

Eventually Going into fucking sex shops Infront of everyone of these paparazzi

And picking out the loveliest of dildos coming out of this sex shop as he does kicking the door closed and calling out

"whoever steps up to shove this down their throat, gets a personal interview"

And there you are. Hungry for that fucking interview, this opportunity, this would be a banger especially now since people are so desperate for more info, why is he like this, what does he want? An interview on top of pictures as well? And your favorite celebrity of all people?

You had to take this, every choice in life has led to this moment this opportunity to get close to Dabi.

And so you stepped up knowing full well you'll be humiliated but a hefty yummy paycheck would be waiting for you as well as an amazing memory, who cares about morals?

So you go. And with the straightest of faces and a huge lump in your mouth and your belly filled with anticipation

You get closer to him and see his face as it moves in surprise and intrigue as well as superiority in his features looking at you as if you were the most pathetic creature on earth

But what you don't know is that, he's oddly intrigued by your boldness. You're willing to put everything on the lines just for this? An interview? A picture? Were you really that desperate? No that determination in your eyes spoke something much different. So he's really curious and putting his arm over your shoulder he gets close to your ear and asks in a whisper "are you really willing to do this?" with that fucking smirk of his as he holds the box close to your face rotating in front of you

You can feel as a flame lights up in your belly, how hot you feel and even in such a weather you find yourself sweating

And as you go to grab it he moves it away from you "ah ah ah, I need to hear it doll we wouldn't want a controversy of me forcing my power onto a pretty girl like you" he grabs a hold of your face and forces you to face the crowd who are taking pictures of your little ordeal

"gotta let the crowd hear, you'd be willing to fuck your throat Infront of all these people" he gets closer to the cruve of your ear "for a five minute interview"

And you, in the heat of a moment, sweating bullets, do as he said and his face lights up and with a clap and a throw of the brand new fucking box of the dildo (which people squirm for to try and probably auction it)

He laughs as he wraps his arm once again around your neck and tells you "guess you've earned yourself an interview"

Long story short

Our handsome celebrity fucks his cute little paparazzi's ass into the floor not sparing a single minute of your time together.

Oh and you got your interview. And a nice paycheck.

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ANON I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED THIS AU A LOT OMG

Celebrity Dabi who is such a jerk, humiliating his dad at any chance given, playing around with his fans and paparazzi too is just UGHHAJDBSNDNDJFNSKFJSJDJDJD

Pleaseee he is such an asshole I want to fuck him in this au so bad now, thank you for blessing my night with your delicious ideas once again 🥵

[sergle]

I'm thinking abt that pretty fall leaves embroidery pattern post and about how like... it is categorically a repost, it's a reupload. right? a thing that is generally disliked. but because it's credited, it's genuinely boosting the artist in question. and it could ALWAYS be like this. reposting content could ALWAYS be a symbiotic relationship, but because sourcing back to the original creator of something is so uncommon, it's just easier to ask people not to repost it at all. and people still don't understand the difference. or they'll go to the effort of cropping out usernames/signatures to repost something, which is More Effort than literally crediting the creator of something you liked enough to want to repost. Like. I literally don't actually care if my own shit gets reposted, you have to understand. I just don't want it STOLEN. But "do not repost" is easier to write on my art than "you can repost this, but don't alter the image/remove my signature, don't you dare write 'credit goes to the artist' because that is not credit, please link back to my original post or someplace that you can actually find me. please use an actual link/url instead of writing a non-clickable link of my username, because making it text instead of a clickable link cuts the number of people who will go to the effort of visiting my own page in Half." All those aggregate themed accounts, those fuckin annoying as hell instagrams and facebook groups that are like "body positive art we love wamen 💕 hashtag feminism" and then MASS-STEAL plus sized art created by women, if pages like these that always go and steal my older self-portraits and other works... If they just put a link to my prints of those pieces in the text of those posts, or, fuck, my commission info page? I would literally be living on the moon right now. I would have a house on the moon

[phoebespenglers]

can we please stop telling people to kill themselves and to rot in hell and that they deserve to be bullied and that they are inherently horrible people who deserve to die and get doxxed. please. can we please stop doing that.

[punkrogue]

People: rogue is too morally dark rn i dont like it

Me: you do remember she was raised as a terrorist by mystique and destiny, stalked dazzler with the intent to kill her AGAINST her parents wishes, was present for the moorlock massacre in 616, was stripped molested and enslaved on genosha in 616 and survived a GENOCIDE in this, once lead a xmen shock team that was 50% villains and killed TWO men on international television right?

[periprose]

sydney is too young for carmy. its grooming tbh very weird of carm to look at syd that way when she's his mentee and looks up to him. disgusting that creeps like u ship it

We don't have a canon age for Sydney or Carmy so I'm going off their actors' ages.

A four year difference is too much for you?? Lol. This isn't grooming and realistically most relationships can have this dynamic. Anon I invite you to the real world where rarely you will find people who date are on the exact same level (please don't come at me with this "power imbalance" shit too lol)

Also if you think I'm a creep I don't really care. Being an adult means I can do what I want without caring about randoms on the internet think of me.

A lot of you also use purity culture/false virtuosity to bully people, too; don't think I don't notice how you're subtly trying to equate this to actual pedophilia. Genuinely, you do a disservice to actual issues when you pull this shit.

[lgbtlunaverse]

Life as a JGY stan is so hard because sometimes I want to make posts about the ways his very justified paranoia turns against him sometimes, rare moments where I think being more trusting or vulnerable would have helped but he felt like it couldnt, or talk about how his brutal survival instinct intersects with society's existing bigotries in a such a way that most of his violence is actually aimed at people lower on the ladder than him, with people like Jin Guangshan being the exception not the rule. Because he's a fascinating character and these parts of him are interesting!

But when I do that I have to live in perpetual fear of the moment that it escapes its target audience and someone takes it to go "Yeah he's a monster who fucked over everyone and is incapable of love! I wish he was killed earlier and his death was a thousand times more painful 🤪"

I mean, take my last example. Due to existing hierarchies it is, at any point, easier and safer for jgy to harm people less powerful than him instead of more powerful than him, even if the more powerful are the ones threatening his safety in the first place. Even knowing how it harms him and while working against it, Jin Guangyao is not immune to internalizing the mindset of the world he lives in. Even when killing Jin Guangshan- one man- it ends up costing the lives of 20 sex workers. You think I can bring up the sex workers in this fucking fandom? You think that will go over peacefully? The well has been so thoroughly poisoned here it feels like any conversation around morality automatically turns into a courtroom to determine a sentence for this fictional fucking character who's already dead.

[nostalgia-tblr]

WE NEED MORE SHADY TRICKSTER SYLVIE IN FICS. THIS IS IMPORTANT. SHE'S LITERALLY THE HOT BADDY FROM THE FIRST AVENGERS MOVIE. LET HER FUCK SHIT UP. PLS. I BEG.

[laesas]

I don't know how much more explicit the message of "THIS IS GROOMING" could have been without Be On Cloud superimposing it in all-caps text over every one of Non and his teacher's scenes. People interpreting that as "cheating" are cracked in the fucking head.

[skitskatdacat63]

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[naamahdarling]

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[toddtakefive]

btw todd’s reluctance to join the dps because he doesn’t want to read (which is then accommodated for) and is scared to put himself out there (which is also worked through) being read as todd not wanting to go AT ALL, and thus neil making the proper accommodations (“todd anderson, who prefers not to read, will keep the minutes of the meetings”) and encouraging him to step out of the box that stifles him being seen as ‘forceful’ or like he can’t take no for an answer makes me insane with rage

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I will never ever forget what my dad said to me years ago in middle school when I was sad that my irl friend at the time wasn't playing wizard101 with me and he immediately said "well that's probably because she has a life." God still hasn't lifted me back up from that

[gen-is-gone]

Ye gods, the continued existence of billford antis in 2024 is so genuinely funny that I can't even be annoyed at them. Like, tri-sexuality won, babes. RIP to y'all tho, must be sad to hate fun so much.

[lavender-town-radio]

have yall noticed that a huge chunk of white americans are more chill with the idea of [consuming] human flesh than eating the meat of animals that are often pets [in the west]? what kind of mental hoops leads to this.

[butchscientist]

I do not think violence being "less personal" makes it any less depraved or evil. I refuse to concede to the idea that killing someone by bombing them is any less murderous than shooting them point blank. The idea of bombing someone to death should produce just as visceral reaction as slitting their throat does.

We should view killing someone from a distance, from relative safety, as just as depraved, visceral, shocking and violent as killing someone from close proximity. This idea that it is somehow less violent to bomb someone than it is to stab them only serves to justify and excuse massacres, and we need to be willing to challenge it. It is a way to paint the violence of the powerful as less severe than the violence of the powerless - even when the body counts are much higher.

Bombings are not sterile or impersonal, they are violent, they are gruesome, they are horrific. Casualties are not "collateral damage", they are inescapable and intended consequences. Being able to distance yourself from the violence you commit does not make you a better person.

[daincrediblegg]

Wait hang on before I follow are you pr*ship or are you a good person

I mean I personally don’t think those two things are mutually exclusive but like idk dude I’m just blogging here