#megan whines into the empty abyss of cyberspace

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The fact that Alex Hirsch got JK Simmons to say the words 'malewife coded' out loud in the year of our lord 2025

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never have I vibed harder with 'one foot in the grave, one foot in a Hello Kitty rollerskate'

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In retrospect, using ibid as a citation in The Histories would probably be inappropriate, as Latin does not technically exist in that universe, right? Otoh it's both incredibly convenient and lends the whole text an air of credibility.

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ok the fact that Jason Ritter can hit the high notes in Good Luck Babe and Kristin Schaal *can't* is sending me actually

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"He's got you to sit up and beg like a well-trained dog"

🤝

"Conpassion, I've never thought of you as a woman"

nuwho companions are too nice to each other

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Everything is only ever terrible and nothing is good–

–not true! Many rich and hearty soups exist

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Oh fuck yeah

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Hey do we think if I put some Thai chilis into the chile it would ruin christmas?

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@ferronickel is kinkshaming me over which infectious diseases I find the sexiest :(

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Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Gravity Falls Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Ford Pines & Stan Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket & Ford Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket & Ford Pines & Stan Pines, Bill Cipher/Ford Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket/Ford Pines Characters: Ford Pines, Stan Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket, Bill Cipher Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Mystery Trio (Gravity Falls), Demonic Possession, Bill Cipher Possessing Ford Pines, yay it's the same basic premise as every other 80s no portal incident AU, I like to think it'll be a good take on it though, Ford Pines Needs a Hug, Stan Pines Needs A Hug, Whump, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Physical Abuse, I mean it's Bill guys, there are no characterization thesis statements going on here I promise, Body Horror, Major Illness, Possibly Unrequited Love Series: Part 1 of Urban Fantasy Heartbreaker Summary:

Lemme know if you've heard this one before: Guy meets up with brother. Guy fights brother. Guy fails to successfully push brother through inter-dimensional portal. Absent any kind of Incidents, brothers might have to actually work through their shit like adults instead of leaving it on the backburner for thirty years. Yeah, yeah. You know how this song and dance goes by now. Careful though. Clock's still ticking. Somebody's gotta be at fault, right?

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I mean I would hypothesize that the reason I'm so steamed about people having Wrong Opinions about Ford Pines is because actually I'm coping poorly with the state of the world and my country right now, and this is a safer thing to mad about. I can think it's irritating through to kind of infuriating that people have fandom opinions about a cartoon character that I don't like and find unfair, and it's not the same as being consumed by utter fucking hopelessness and actual, genuine rage. It doesn't hurt in the same way.

BUT ALSO IT'S SO UTTERLY FUCKING STUPID TO BE THIS UPSET ABOUT IT WHAT THE FUCK

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Urban Fantasy Heartbreaker (6522 words) by gen_is_gone Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Gravity Falls Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Ford Pines & Stan Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket & Ford Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket & Ford Pines & Stan Pines, Bill Cipher/Ford Pines Characters: Ford Pines, Stan Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket, Bill Cipher Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Mystery Trio (Gravity Falls), Demonic Possession, Bill Cipher Possessing Ford Pines, yay it's the same basic premise as every other 80s no portal incident AU, I like to think it'll be a good take on it though, Ford Pines Needs a Hug, Stan Pines Needs A Hug, Whump, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Physical Abuse, I mean it's Bill guys, there are no characterization thesis statements going on here I promise Summary: Lemme know if you've heard this one before: Guy meets up with brother. Guy fights brother. Guy fails to successfully push brother through inter-dimensional portal. Absent any kind of Incidents, brothers might have to actually work through their shit like adults instead of leaving it on the backburner for thirty years. Yeah, yeah. You know how this song and dance goes by now. Careful though. Clock's still ticking. Somebody's gotta be at fault, right?

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Remember when cheezits had salt on them? We used to be a society

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Official art for Urban Fantasy Heartbreaker!

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Yeah, Wicked the musical sure is uh. Extremely different from Wicked the book, huh?

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the torment nexus works at the desk next to mine and won't get off her phone and stop live-commentating her doomscrolling