#megan whines into the empty abyss of cyberspace

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Hey do we think if I put some Thai chilis into the chile it would ruin christmas?

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never have I vibed harder with 'one foot in the grave, one foot in a Hello Kitty rollerskate'

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In retrospect, using ibid as a citation in The Histories would probably be inappropriate, as Latin does not technically exist in that universe, right? Otoh it's both incredibly convenient and lends the whole text an air of credibility.

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I mean I would hypothesize that the reason I'm so steamed about people having Wrong Opinions about Ford Pines is because actually I'm coping poorly with the state of the world and my country right now, and this is a safer thing to mad about. I can think it's irritating through to kind of infuriating that people have fandom opinions about a cartoon character that I don't like and find unfair, and it's not the same as being consumed by utter fucking hopelessness and actual, genuine rage. It doesn't hurt in the same way.

BUT ALSO IT'S SO UTTERLY FUCKING STUPID TO BE THIS UPSET ABOUT IT WHAT THE FUCK

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Urban Fantasy Heartbreaker (6522 words) by gen_is_gone Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Gravity Falls Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Ford Pines & Stan Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket & Ford Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket & Ford Pines & Stan Pines, Bill Cipher/Ford Pines Characters: Ford Pines, Stan Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket, Bill Cipher Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Mystery Trio (Gravity Falls), Demonic Possession, Bill Cipher Possessing Ford Pines, yay it's the same basic premise as every other 80s no portal incident AU, I like to think it'll be a good take on it though, Ford Pines Needs a Hug, Stan Pines Needs A Hug, Whump, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Physical Abuse, I mean it's Bill guys, there are no characterization thesis statements going on here I promise Summary: Lemme know if you've heard this one before: Guy meets up with brother. Guy fights brother. Guy fails to successfully push brother through inter-dimensional portal. Absent any kind of Incidents, brothers might have to actually work through their shit like adults instead of leaving it on the backburner for thirty years. Yeah, yeah. You know how this song and dance goes by now. Careful though. Clock's still ticking. Somebody's gotta be at fault, right?

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Yeah, Wicked the musical sure is uh. Extremely different from Wicked the book, huh?

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Breaking Bad Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jesse Pinkman Additional Tags: Jesse Pinkman in Alaska, Farolitos/Luminarias, Homesickness, Christmas, (sort of), Jesse is from Albuquerque, the author is also from Albuquerque Summary:

Lighting candles, cursing darkness. Sometimes you just miss home.

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I will literally never get over the fact that the kinky tattoo thing was finally confirmed canon after the better part of a decade. Bonkers. Fucking love it. Fully onboard the neck tat train, too. Give that man a collar.

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I love being ~insecure~

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Thinking about Patriot again. :|

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Fucking christ the things I put up with from marian

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Also my boss did not thank me or tell me good job for managing this place for a week by myself, and instead cracked a joke about how she can't take a week long vacation without everything going crazy, when in fact, things demonstrably did NOT do that, because I was there. But whatever. Back to my coworkers assuming I do nothing all day.

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Urban Fantasy Heartbreaker (12949 words) by gen_is_gone Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Gravity Falls Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Ford Pines & Stan Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket & Ford Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket & Ford Pines & Stan Pines, Bill Cipher/Ford Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket/Ford Pines Characters: Ford Pines, Stan Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket, Bill Cipher Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Mystery Trio (Gravity Falls), Demonic Possession, Bill Cipher Possessing Ford Pines, yay it's the same basic premise as every other 80s no portal incident AU, I like to think it'll be a good take on it though, Ford Pines Needs a Hug, Stan Pines Needs A Hug, Whump, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Physical Abuse, I mean it's Bill guys, there are no characterization thesis statements going on here I promise, Body Horror, Major Illness, Possibly Unrequited Love Summary: Lemme know if you've heard this one before: Guy meets up with brother. Guy fights brother. Guy fails to successfully push brother through inter-dimensional portal. Absent any kind of Incidents, brothers might have to actually work through their shit like adults instead of leaving it on the backburner for thirty years. Yeah, yeah. You know how this song and dance goes by now. Careful though. Clock's still ticking. Somebody's gotta be at fault, right?

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Everything is only ever terrible and nothing is good–

–not true! Many rich and hearty soups exist

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Yet again I have realized something only after I have done it and shouldn't have. This is why the ca. 2021 unionizing attempts fell flat. I fall for managerial tricks every time. :|