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nakedcomedy · 1 year ago

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#new york #ny #brooklyn #live comedy #stand up comedy #feeld #free #free comedy #jay jurden #julia shiplett #richard perez #katrina davis

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coommeister · 1 year ago

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a free comedy club.

i offer a free show. everyone in the audience is only there because, “why not.” it was free, why not? i'll tell you why not.

i walk on stage, i tell the worst jokes of my life. the crowd boos. i pause. i go,

“oh quit the booing. wouldn't it be more fun to throw tomatoes?” the crowd agrees in unison. i then trick every single member of the crowd into buying not one, not two, but THREE tomatoes,

$5 each.

they all sit back down, seemingly content with themselves and ready to toss. i go, “ah but wait, there's a catch” - the crowd groans - “i get to tell one more joke before you can toss them.”

they agree. i pause for a long while. i then pull out a remote equipped with a red button, it reading “detonate” with an “o” that's oddly shaped like... a tomato.

i wink to the stagehand who knows that's his cue. what for? you'll see. i then go, “how many licks...does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?” the crowd boos, preparing to throw. “a-one... a-two-“ the curtain starts closing.

“a-three.”

i push the button on the remote, causing every single tomato to spontaneously combust. i win.

#comedy #comedy club #tomato #tomatoes #free #free comedy #bad jokes #bad joke #comedy narrative #narrative #tootsie roll #tootsie pop

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boombox-fuckboy · 2 months ago

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Last-minute podcast Halloween costume ideas (very scary):

Wet mouth sounds (extended cut)

"Content Warning: Mature Themes." [Do not elaborate]

The episode that is twice as long as any before it

The 80 decibel difference in volume between podcast and advertisement

Sound of distant emergency sirens

"This Episode is No Longer Available"

Live action adaptation

#comedy is not my genre but feel free to add your own thoughts #Make my post funnier. /j #audio drama #fiction podcast

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sofiaherzen · 5 months ago

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MEG RYAN and HUGH JACKMAN in KATE & LEOPOLD (2001) dir. james mangold

#meg ryan #hugh jackman #romcomedit #romanceedit #megryanedit #hughjackmanedit #hjackmanedit #romantic comedy #james mangold #movieedit #filmedit #00sedit #kate & leopold #kate and leopold #feel free to ask me about my hot takes on this movie #like how i don't think meg ryan's hair is actually that bad #it's not my fave compared to sleepless in seattle or when harry met sally but i think it's fine

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cannibalchicken · 7 months ago

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#lol #haha #comedy #humor #funny #memes #cannibalchicken #its quick its easy and its free: hang pennies in a bag of water

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januscorner · 1 year ago

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The Onion Supports Palestine

#the onion #fuck israel #anti zionisim #free gaza #free palestine #palestine #Leftist #leftism #comedy #Janus’s Corner

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crow-caller · 1 month ago

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started playing fallen london cause of your blog and i absolutely love it! Thank u :)

Excellent!!! If I have any power, let it be used to get people to play fallen london and its related games (sunless seas, sunless skies = Survival exploration, mask of the rose = visual novel)

#I know three people at least started bc of my suncrab posting which is continously funny bc. You ain't gonna see suncrab in fl #Except for the fact it's everywhere and everything but also plainly. Not.#But I think it's probably a good litmus test for folks who heard “well there's a torrid doomed crab X sun romance” and were intrigued #You are probably the audience to enjoy fallen london. Gothic victorian horror and comedy AND you can lust after giant evil space bats!?#Fallen london #Fallen london is free and highly recommended but also worth saying the other games in universe are good too #If you don't get on with fallen london gameplay itself consider sunless seas or skies or mask of the rose #You know as a teen my dream was to become a successful author but a big facet of that was I wanted to use that power to hype mortal engines #Me cira 14: okay it'd be cool if people read and liked my writing but it'd be cooler to get mortal engines the respect it deserves #Sometimes there's asks #That makes me sound like my dream job was actually influencer but we didn't have those back then. Also. No.

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asleepinawell · 10 months ago

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every time i go through the end of ew and see the cs with zenos in sharlayan i have to stop and imagine his conversation with that customs lady at the docks when she asked what his job was and he would have gone off on one of his typical monologues about living for 'the hunt, the THRIIIIIIIIILL of bahttle the raw pulsing ecstacy of being locked together in combat, teeth at each other's throats, giving in to the huungaahh that can never be sated' etc etc and she would have been like uh huh so you're unemployed hmmm i see

#ffxiv #ffxivmp #mp #zenos #writes on her clipboard: gay but in a cringe way #every zenos monologue is his self insert fic of him and the wol #and he is just going around giving free performances of it to anyone unfortunate enough to be caught near him #also this is why the idea of zenos surviving and being forced to help the scions is so funny #not his interactions with the scions #but his futile and begeudging attempts to live in a society #boy has to do paperwork and deal with bureaucracy and that is comedy gold potential

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dailyflicks · 2 years ago

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