#ford services

[hutchford]

The precious metals inside your catalytic converter perform the remarkable function of transforming toxic emissions into more benign gases. These precious metal catalysts (mostly rhodium, platinum, and palladium) turn over 90% of carbon monoxide, hydrocarbons, and nitrogen oxides into harmless nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and water vapor. When a catalytic converter stops working, the dangerous emissions can potentially poison the driver, so the following signs of trouble should prompt you to quickly visit your local Ford dealer for a new cat.

[bbuzz28]

As much as I lovelovelove Mystery Trio AUs- these three unhinged men should NEVER spend any amount of time together in their prime if you want any peace and quiet.

Someone merely mentions the ides of stealing *something* from a government facility? Stan's warming up the El Diablo that he's already taken the tags off; Ford somehow already has the blueprints to the building and Fiddleford has a handheld lock picking device that also knocks out the signal on surveillance cameras.

Ford finds it logical to use essentially chemical warfare on the guards they didn't know would be patrolling as he blows idk, fairy dust, in their faces. Stan notices that several of his personas' wanted posters are up in an office and he stuffs them in a paper shredder as they walk by not because he is embarrassed but because they weren't even good artist renditions of what he looked like. Fiddleford of course finds alien tech that the government officials are testing and pockets in, knowing it will come in handy for his next giant robot.

As they head back to the Shack Stan jokingly suggests knocking over a bank and Fiddleford nonchalantly says they don't need to, he built a printing press the other week. Ford nods, as if this is a completely reasonable response and Stan has never felt closer to his brother.

[tired-demonspawn]

im tryin' a lil somethin

[littlecrow4]

CW: Suggestive WillFord

Somethin somethin Will has been a good boy and Ford decides to reward him by letting Will touch him finally (guess who tops lol)

Touch starved god x master that gets off on watching him suffer ig

I know I’m so creative lmao

Anyhoo Will has Ford’s favorite constellations tattooed onto his body and Ford has the “William” constellation tattooed on his body

I didn’t want to make Will look exactly like Bill so his body markings/tattoos look different then Bill’s I’ll probably do a reference for it if I feel like it

[grunklebongrip]

🥊🥊🎁Boxing Day🎁🥊🥊

Or

Sometimes you need to punch the shit out of your brother for no fucking reason

[billciphersrpblog]

Bill. Cipher.

Despite disliking you, I’m attempting at currying…ing your favor.

…S’not weird. You’re weird.

[Ford is holding out a tray of what looks like mounds of dirt that have been baked]

01000110/ @ford-between-dimensions

[Bill looks at the dirt, and then at Ford]

... WHAT.

((Context is this post. Ford is currently on stupid sauce.))

[mother-ofthe-universe]

I wonder how many of yall I can suck into my “Stan Plays Violin” propaganda

[stupidlittlespirit]

I do agree, Top!Ford is fine, that's fine.

But wouldn't it be absolutely SMASHING if he were so bent on pleasing you that he's almost begging you to let him? Begging you to tell him what to do bc he needs to hear it? That sweet, capable man with all of his brain power being reduced to someone who just needs to hold on to you and have you praise him and tell him how well he's doing?

I do apologize, but Service Bottom!Ford is really the obvious choice between the two. 🍷🧐

SERVICE BOTTOM!FORD

[trexalicious]

From FB...❤

[deadpresidents]

Was Trump's assassination attempt the first time people other than the president were also killed or hurt?

No, it definitely was not the first time. There have been a number of additional victims during Presidential assassinations or assassination attempts throughout American history.

Here are the incidents where someone other than the President was wounded in an assassination attempt on Presidents or Presidential candidates:

•April 14, 1865, Washington, D.C. At the same time that John Wilkes Booth was shooting Abraham Lincoln at Ford's Theatre, Booth's fellow conspirator, Lewis Powell, attacked Secretary of State William H. Seward at Seward's home in Washington. Seward had been injured earlier that month in a carriage accident and was bedridden from his injuries, and Powell viciously stabbed the Secretary of State after forcing his way into Seward's home by pretending to deliver medicine. Powell also attacked two of Seward's sons, a male nurse from the Army who was helping to care for Seward, and a messenger from the State Department. Another Booth conspirator, George Azterodt, was supposed to kill Vice President Andrew Johnson at the same time that Lincoln and Seward were being attacked in an attempt to decapitate the senior leadership of the Union government, but Azterodt lost his nerve and got drunk instead. A total of five people were wounded at the Seward home as part of the Booth conspiracy, but Lincoln was the only person who was killed.

•February 15, 1933, Miami, Florida Just 17 days before his first inauguration, President-elect Franklin D. Roosevelt was the target of an assassination attempt in Miami's Bayfront Park. Giuseppe Zangara fired five shots at Roosevelt as FDR was speaking from an open car. Roosevelt was not injured, but all five bullets hit people in the crowd, including Chicago Mayor Anton Cermak who was in the car with FDR. Roosevelt may have been saved by a woman in the crowd who hit Zangara's arm with her purse as she noticed he was aiming his gun at the President-elect and caused him to shoot wildly. Mayor Cermak was gravely wounded and immediately rushed to a Miami hospital where he died about two weeks later.

•November 1, 1950, Blair House, Washington, D.C. From 1949-1952, the White House was being extensively renovated with the interior being almost completely gutted and reconstructed. President Harry S. Truman and his family moved into Blair House, a Presidential guest house across the street from the White House that is normally used for visiting VIPs, for 3 1/2 years. On November 1, 1950 two Puerto Rican nationalists, Griselio Torresola and Oscar Collazo, tried to shoot their way into Blair House and attempt to kill President Truman, who was upstairs (reportedly napping) at the time. A wild shootout ensued on Pennsylvania Avenue, leaving White House Police Officer Leslie Coffelt and Torresola dead, and Collazo and two other White House Police Officers wounded.

•November 22, 1963, Dallas, Texas Texas Governor John Connally was severely wounded after being shot while riding in the open limousine with President John F. Kennedy when JFK was assassinated.

•June 5, 1968, Ambassador Hotel, Los Angeles, California When he finished delivering a victory speech after winning California's Democratic Presidential primary, Senator Robert F. Kennedy of New York was shot several times while walking through the kitchen of the Ambassador Hotel. While RFK was mortally wounded and would die a little over a day later, five other people were also wounded in the shooting.

•May 15, 1972, Laurel, Maryland Segregationist Alabama Governor George Wallace was paralyzed from the waist down after being shot by Arthur Bremer at a campaign rally when he was running for the Democratic Presidential nomination. Three bystanders were also wounded in the shooting, but survived.

•September 22, 1975, San Francisco, California A taxi driver in San Francisco was wounded when Sara Jane Moore attempted to shoot President Gerald Ford as he left the St. Francis Hotel. Moore's first shot missed the President by several inches and the second shot, which hit the taxi driver, was altered when a Vietnam veteran in the crowd named Oliver Sipple grabbed her arm as she was firing. Just 17 days earlier and 90 miles away, Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme, a member of the Charles Manson family, had tried to shoot President Ford as he walked through Capitol Park in Sacramento but nobody was injured.

•March 30, 1981, Washington, D.C. President Ronald Reagan was shot and seriously wounded by as he left the Washington Hilton after giving a speech. Three other people were wounded in the shooting, including White House Press Secretary James Brady who was shot in the head and partially paralyzed, Washington D.C. Police Office Thomas Delahanty, and Secret Service agent Tim McCarthy. Video of the assassination attempt shows that when the shots were fired, McCarthy turned and made himself a bigger target in order to shield the President with his own body. President Reagan was struck by a bullet that ricocheted off of the Presidential limousine.

[dr3smile]

Lots of Daniel content via Race Service & GalpinFord on IG.

[hutchford]

Every driver dreads the idea of engine problems, but they can happen. One of the best ways to prevent most problems is regular preventative services. Your Ford dealer in West Liberty, KY, can fix any problem for you. These are a few of the problems that mean you’ll need to visit us for a repair.

[fran-kubelik]

The 80s Hunk Triumvirate

[imminent-danger-came]

tbob is driving me mad why does it go so much harder than the og show

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

Am I the only one that noticed that the Leverage Team is the Five Love Languages?

Nate: Quality Time

Sophie: Gift Giving

Hardison: Words of Affirmation

Eliot: Acts of Service

Parker: Physical Affection

Agree? Disagree? Let's discuss.

[grunklebongrip]

Happy ✨Fiddleford Friday✨

First one for this blog—have a doodle dump!

Enjoy some messy close-ups featuring:

Fidd feeling secure with his man

An iota of Fiddlestan and Stan’s drag persona, Barkina Papine 👠

And a bit of Billford. Why not?

~forget everything~