#billford fight thread

[ford-between-dimensions]

DRAT! THE MINUTE I TAKE ANYTHING THAT DEMONIC TRIANGLE SAYS TO HEART HE’S ALREADY MAKING PLANS FOR A SECOND PORTAL @billcipher-rpblog

[billciphersrpblog]

Bill. Cipher.

Despite disliking you, I’m attempting at currying…ing your favor.

…S’not weird. You’re weird.

[Ford is holding out a tray of what looks like mounds of dirt that have been baked]

01000110/ @ford-between-dimensions

[Bill looks at the dirt, and then at Ford]

... WHAT.

((Context is this post. Ford is currently on stupid sauce.))

[ford-between-dimensions]

[Ford draws three more lines into a box-like shape around himself] I’m going to ignore you now.

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[angelsandemons]

So it’s offically been about a year since I started this blog. I joined this fandom near the end of the show, so I’ve seen a lot of people come and go, but BOY did I not expect to get this fair. Even if things are slowing down now, I have an unreal 959 followers, several of whom are still active. And I plan to continue to be one of them, I ain’t going anywhere.  I’ve met SO many lovely people over the past year, I couldn’t possible begin to cover it all in a single post.

However...

There are some members of this fandom that have made an especially big impact on me. You guys have been a joy, an inspiration, and a pleasure to interact with both IC and OOC, so I want to say a few words about each of you now in one big, disgustingly mushy post.

What Dying Fandom? I Don’t See A Dying Fandom Look At These

@mynameisdopper: Compared to many on this list, I’ve known you for a relatively short time, but I already feel as close to you as I do most of my long-time friends. I love talking with you almost every day IC and OOC, I love the thought and insight you give your characters, including ones in other fandoms like @conniethejam and @rosefquartz, and I love the skill you put into your replies. And even despite that innate talent, you NEVER stop striving to improve. You also have a sense of humor that matches mine almost exactly, and that’s something I’ve learned not to take for granted over the years. But most of all, you have a heart of gold, all jokes aside, and I know you are going to do great things. I know you already have.

@pine-dexter: I still can’t believe it took me so long to find you, but every moment since has been a treat. I love hearing your take on Ford, I love exploring post-show scenarios and post-show AUs with you, and I love indulging extensively in our trashy ship together, be it via IM RP or simply exchanging horrible fanfics we’ve found. And of course, on the occasion we DO get to thread together, that’s always a pleasure. We need to do it more.

@llamanorthwest: You might be the youngest member in this section (not in terms of your actual biological age, but in regards to how long I’ve known you), but I’ve gotta say: I had high hopes for you because of our mutual friends, and you STILL surpassed them. Your take on Pacifica is really interesting, and your writing for her is a CONSISTENT joy. I’m still over the moon that you were willing to explore the LTOLOXA AU with me, and that you seem to get just what I’m going for with Bill.  Not to mention I love the art you draw for it, it gives me life. I can’t wait to RP more with you in the future. 

@widdleolgideongleeful​ as well as @leavethattomabel​: Your Gideon is top notch in all the ways, and you’ve gone above and beyond the source material in a way all roleplayers should aspire to. You’ve kept him IC while still adding a unique flare of your own, and it never fails to entertain. Your passion is contagious, and constantly fuels my drive to continue improving and exploring my own character in new and exciting ways. The same is true for your Mabel, but I’ve gotta say, like to be REAL honest with you here...your Mabel has taught me something else too. This is gonna sound kinda mean (hey you already knew I was a bitch), but the other big lesson your Mabel has taught me is to never judge a book by its cover. When I first came across your Mabel blog, I was THAT roleplayer: I saw your layout, I saw your huge icons, and I thought “this is someone who only kind of knows what they are doing, but ehh I guess I’ll give it a shot”. In time, of course, I discovered you were an EXCEPTIONAL roleplayer, and most if not all your design choices were very purposeful, especially on your blog layout. And rightfully so: I mean it DOES look like a blog Mabel would make. Finally, portrayals aside, you are often a joy to discuss things OOCly with, be it GF related or something in RL, you always carry that unique insight with you in whatever you do.

@flannelandchill​: Wendy can be a surprisingly hard character to nail down, if only because she’s very much portrayed from Dipper’s perspective in the show, and that’s an obviously skewed view. But when I read your writing for her, I don’t JUST see the super cool redhead (though that certainly is still there), I see the side of Wendy only briefly shown in canon: a girl who is stressed just like the rest of us. And I love, love, LOVE how you work those two together so seamlessly. I look forward to all our interactions, always, and your appreciation for my portrayal never goes unnoticed. Please continue to stroke my ego.

@captivatinginnocence​: From the very beginning, I could hear Mabel’s voice in your writing loud and clear. You have a masterful command of her tone and characterization, and you carry that to places I’ve never seen other Mabel RPers go. Seriously, do you know ANYONE else who explores her later years in life to the extent you do? As if that wasn’t enough, you are an AMAZING artist, and a very generous one too. I treasure each and every “doodle” you send my way, and love the care and effort you put into every aspect of your character. It’s always a pleasure to write with you, even if I might take a while to reply sometimes. Same goes for OOC convos about life too! And I’m super thrilled that you’ve decided to dip your toes into the SU fandom with @fantomshards recently too, bringing all that skill with you.

Dormant In Activity But Not In My Heart

@stanfordsixerpines: As my first Ford on this blog, you will always have a special place in my heart. Back when I still had a lot of shame about this billford ship, you were ready and willing to jump in the deep end with me, and never looked back. I love everything we’ve done together, and look forward to anything we might do again in the future.

@hillbillyisms​ as well as @stan-punches​, @soosquestion​, and a bunch of others honestly and every single one is worth a follow becasue this mun writes em: You are perhaps the oldest friend have on here, considering I met you back when I first started on Tumblr in the Legend of Korra fandom, and we are still in occasional contact. We’ve always been so in sync, to the point that the LoK fandom legit thought we were the same person for a while, and I still feel that connection with you now. Although you might not think yourself a success story, I have and will always see you as a victor over the massive shitstorm life has thrown at her, someone who came out a writer in all the ways, despite all the odds. And you continue fighting every day, all the while never falling short in the quality you produce, even if it has understandable lulls in output. You’re always worth the wait, and I’ll always be here ready to pick up where we left off.

@sweatersandsprinkles​: We’ve RPed quite a bit in my post-show verses, and have always talked very extensively OOC about new and exciting possibilities. I love the relationship our muses have formed with each other, and I love the darker directions you are willing to take those interactions without sacrificing the fluff. You are a constant reminder that one doesn’t HAVE to choose between cute and dark, you can have a weird medium. And isn’t that what RPing Bill is all about?

@illusionare​: Unicorn, most of your muses I know of are just as much a majestic bastard as your name implies (except for Mickey Mouse wtf), but YOU are a SWEETHEART. You are one of the few users on this website I would honestly unironically call senpai. You’ve been an inspiration to me ever since I followed you on @desbearer, and you continue to be as you come out of every hardship in your life a little brighter than you were when you went in. Both in real life struggles and roleplay ventures, you constantly make me think “well if she can do it, why not me?” You are an unapologetic meme, artist, and writer – a true gift to us all. Never forget that. And even though your Bill might be on the inactive list here, the little interaction we DID have helped me get over one of my biggest irrational fears: interacting with other quality Bill Ciphers. And we both know you have an unwavering dedication to your murder bear, so that’s pretty awesome.

The Cross-Fandom Treasures I Never Expected

@sandsofchaos​: Never did I ever think I’d find such a perfect match for Bill, dare I say MORE perfect than my in-fantom OTP.  I mean go figure it’s chaos herself, right? I don’t think I’ve ever had this deep a relationship with another muse outside the fandom I roleplay in, and I love every second of it.  As a mun, you are probably the other one on this list I can unironically call senpai, because I really truly look up to just about everything you do. Your writing is top notch ALL the time, and your dedication to your character despite an obvious lack of fandom is a constant reminder to me that all you need is a vision and a passion. In real life too, you’re an inspiration to me; whatever you might think of yourself, I see you as a successful woman I hope to be as I continue my life, and it’s a blessing to see first hand that I don’t need to give up roleplaying to do that.

@yellingmetatron​: We don’t talk AS much OOC, but you still need to be on this list because your character absolutely floors me, both in concept and execution. Like with Eris, this is a relationship I never would have dreamed of my Bill muse having, but it just fits SO WELL. Your dedication is inspiring, and again, even though we haven’t talked a great deal OOC, you’ve privately helped me work through some pretty difficult questions early on regarding my portrayal of Bill, and I’m forever grateful for that.

@familiarfortunefox: I’ve asked it before and I’ll ask it again: how do you make a quality RP blog for a fandomless wolf with no powers or special abilities, except maybe speech? It’s such a mundane concept, a lost cause, and yet you’ve tackled it anyway with great success. And the fact that you revived it just to RP with my human Bill? I’m still not over it. You’re also the first blog in literally YEARS that I have actively enjoy the autoplay for, so kudos for your taste there. I know I’ve been slacking on our roleplays, but know that you are in my thoughts nonetheless.

@thecaptainofcrunch​: Technically this is the same mun as the afore mentioned Dipper, but since I have a specific unholy cross-fandom ship with this FUCKING CEREAL MASCOT, I felt the need to mention it here. You are a meme Dean, a fucking meme, and I hate you for getting me to ship this. 

Now these were just some super special people that have had a special impact on me and/or this blog in particular.  This ISN’T an all-inclusive list of roleplayers I love and adore. But as you can see, this thing has already gotten PRETTY freaking long, so just know that if you aren’t on here, I still love you.

Although...

There are some RECENT arrivals I want to give a quick shout-out to because I got my eyes on you. I know what quality l👀ks like when I see it. Call me.

@tadsthename, @mystcriiious, @bruiiser​

And that’s about it! Oh, but one more thing: although this isn’t someone I’ve RPed with on this blog very much, she IS a big part of the reason I finally checked out Gravity Falls at all a little over a year ago, so a quick shoutout to @marelapis as well. 

[ford-between-dimensions]

HEY SIXER! HOW ARE YOU DOING ON THIS FINE AND VERY NORMAL DAY? HOW'S YOUR BACK? FEEL IT CRACKING IN TEN DIFFERENT WAYS YET OR SHOULD WE REPEAT LAST NIGHT?

⚠️ @billciphersrpblog ⚠️

Ugh…That won’t be necessary. What did you do to me exactly…?

[ford-between-dimensions]

HAHAHAHAH, I LOVE SEEING YOU GET PARANOID, FORDSY! IT'S SO ENTERTAINING TO WATCH!

@billcipher-rpblog

What are you still doing here?! Is planning world domination so low maintenance?! Do you just have time to spare?!

[ford-between-dimensions]

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? THE SLEEPING BEAUTY FINALLY WOKE UP FROM HIS ETERNAL SLEEP! DID YOU NEED ANOTHER KISS TO WAKE UP FROM THAT NAP, TOO? HAHAHAHAHAH!

GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, FORDSIE, I REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY BURY YOURSELF IN THE PIT OF EMBARRASSMENT EVEN FURTHER AFTER THAT PIT INCIDENT, BUT YOU KEEP MANAGING TO PROVE ME WRONG!

⚠ @billcipher-rpblog ⚠

Shut. It.

Purge it from your memory. Nothing happened. And don’t think you’re completely guiltless in this! You couldn’t have pulled your punches a little—or better yet, not smack me over the head in the first place?!

[billciphersrpblog]

BILL FORD IS LIKE BACK IN MUSE ERA WITH THE DRUNK VERSION OF YOU

-⭐️ry

OH?

@ford-between-dimensions

[ford-between-dimensions]

I…I only slightly liked you, if anything! I was just trying to get you off my back! Why did you even ask to marry me in the first place?!

as promised, since @scooburst /temmie won the silly anon poll I will release the marriage certificate between Stanford cipher and bill cipher, the screenshots from the court day will be coming soon!

@ford-between-dimensions @billcipher-rpblog

[billciphersrpblog]

What’s this, Cipher? You’re cursed to tell the truth? Hah, who should I be writing my thanks to for this indulgent humbling? I think I’ll likewise pester you with questions myself.

What are your next plans?

How much of your powers have been returned?

And…why exactly haven’t you killed me yet? You’ve had plenty of chances. I’ve been…wondering. (…I’m not so foolish to think it lingering regard.)

- @ford-between-dimensions

TSK TSK TSK, ALWAYS HERE FOR A REUNION, AREN'T YOU, FORDSIE?

ALRIGHT, FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL ADMIT, I DON'T HAVE A PLAN! FOR ONCE!

WITH THAT DUMB FRILLY FISH WATCHING MY EVERY STEP LIKE I WERE SOME OVERGROWN CHILD, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT BEING BABYSAT! IT'S EMBARRASSING!

AND ALL MY POWERS HAVE BEEN RESTORED TO THEIR MAXIMUM POTENTIAL! HAH! AT LEAST THIS DUMB TRUTH CURSE WON'T LIE ABOUT THE COOL THINGS! SUCKERS!

HAHAHAH! WHAT'S WITH THE PERSONAL QUESTIONS, SIXER? CURIOUS?

[billciphersrpblog]

I

HAD

ENOUGH

OF

THIS

*claps hands and William is out of the pit*

UGH

I

CANT

EVEN

RELAX

FOR

A

MINUTE

@the-olm-will-not-stop

HAHAHAHAHAH! TAKE THAT, SUCKERS! DEAL WITH BEING STUCK IN SOME ENDLESS HOLE BY YOURSELVES!

@ford-between-dimensions @trickstertriangle

[ford-between-dimensions]

#BILLFORD FIGHT WRAPPED

(Because I thought it would be funny)

🥁🥁🥁

Number 7 — 85 rbs:

Knife fights and arson!

Number 6 — 86 rbs:

Screaming at each other and gay!

Number 5 — 91 rbs:

Fighting about portals!

Number 4 — 106 rbs:

Bill exposes himself in da pit!

Number 3 — 110 rbs: (for now😅)

Competitive bs and other girlbossing!

Number 2 — 114 rbs:

Marriage certificate! Petty murder attempts!

Number 1 — 180 rbs:

Ford gets bullied and also dissection!!!!

So wooo!! There’s that!!

Also go show some love to @billciphersrpblog for yapping with me a bunch and also being super awesome at rp-ing in general. They just got unshadowbanned which means you can go bully them all you want :) you didn’t hear that from me.

[billciphersrpblog]

BILL CIPHER HERE!

YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY AND HOW I MANAGED TO GET MY HANDS ON THIS HELLSITE!! WELL, WHO CARES? WHAT MATTERS IS I'M ALLOWING YOU PUNY MORTALS TO ASK ME QUESTIONS!!

IT'S AN AN OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME. PEOPLE WOULD KILL, RIP THEIR OWN SKIN OFF THEIR FLESH, AND/OR SELL THEIR SOULS AWAY JUST TO GET A CHANCE TO SEE ME.

SO GO AHEAD, GO CRAZY, ASK ME ANYTHING! OR DON'T!! I DON'T CARE!

(OOC under the cut)

[Mod is a minor, please keep interactions SFW.]

- This is a RP blog for [post-canon] Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls!

- Pfp by @/diamondpastry, header image by @/stardust-falls-blog

- Please don't re-send asks or pressure me about not answering immediately. Often it just means I'm not currently online or I can't come up with something to respond

- This Bill gets bullied so much to the point we all just call him Wet Cat Bill hahah. I live for using this blog to explore Bill's character and watching him get roasted. If manipulation/angst/death threats/big angry red text in RP makes you uncomfortable, this is not the blog for you. I do love silly asks though, those are also more than welcome :D

- Random lore fact, this Bill is from Dimension 1344. Kudos to you if you got the reference :)

Main tags I use for this blog:

#answered asks -> asks

#fave -> stuff the mod liked

#summary -> all the quick summaries/updates of the RP (explanation posts)

#billford fight -> silly divorcé arguments with @ford-between-dimensions

If you wanna read through all the Billford Fights™ but are annoyed by how every single Billford Fight reblog is tagged with #billford fight, check out #billford fight thread! I only use the tag for the first posts that led to the entire fight, so that you can read the fight in the notes to save time :)

[ford-between-dimensions]

Go terrorize some other dimension! Better yet, begone for good!

There isn’t a universe in existence that has a Stanford willing to work beside you through to the end

He’s not who he says he is. You still have time to shut down the portal. Pay Fiddleford your appreciation.

…Otherwise you’ll have more than your share of tattoo removal appointments

- @ford-between-dimensions

Shut down the portal? Before i do it, I want to make sure that this is the right advice. Prove that I can trust you. I've already seen creatures changing their appearance. Right, @mcgucketlaabs ?

[billciphersrpblog]

[Bill lightens at seeing Ford] HIAYA SMRART GSUY! DIDJA MSISS ME??

*teleports Ford into the pit with Wet Cat Bill after handing him a post-it note saying "i hope you have fun in there"*

[Ford blinks, confused at the sudden teleportation. When he looks around, he notices he’s in pitch darkness, falling in place with Bill beside him]

Wh….

Again?!

@billcipher-rpblog

[billciphersrpblog]

THAT'S THE FUN PART— YOU DON'T! YOU'RE STUCK BEING CHAINED TO ME FOREVER, SUCKER! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Gruncle Ford, why are you on a leash in your pfp 😭

@mabel-multiverse-explorer

…What. How do you—change this dratted thing?