#feeling. normal going into the finale :)

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

[newttxt]

leashes for zosan

[lass-us-slay]

So I read a prompt about how Wonder Woman found Danny in a trash can (don’t remember which one) and I was bored.

So I took that lil info and made it into an AU.

So basically, Danny get yeeted into this unknown universe and has no where to live. And no where to live means no money. No money means no food. No food means Danny can’t keep his human half sustained.

So what does he do?

Decides to not change into a human and live in a trash can.

Yes you heard that right, live in a trash can.

Because he’s a ghost, he doesn’t have to worry about the germs and stuff. But that doesn’t mean he lives in just any trash can! He lives in a clean one ☝️

AND he also decorated it with his name so other people know it’s his!

And so Danny has been here for a while now and realizes

Holy shit there’s hero’s here- you know what, why doesn’t he have hero’s back home?!

And being minorly annoyed jealous (but he’s never admitting that)he thought:

Well since there’s hero’s here already, guess I’m not needed.

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Good. I’m tired af

And so Danny caries on his life, being content with his trash can and scaring whoever comes into his alley. It’s fun. Sure he sometimes needs to ugh overshadow people to feed his human side, but other than that.

It’s going great.

But Danny doesn’t realize that with Amity gone (or smth, you choose) which was his haunt, he slowly makes the trash can into his new haunt.

And slowly but surely, Danny’s beloved haunt trash can starts to become other worldly kinda.

Yk because of the ectoplasm.

So now Danny’s lovely trash can haunt has more space inside and- Hey Danny can actually sleep in it better!! And he got some company too!

In the form of blob ghosts.

Two actually.

They keep his trash can clean and help purifying some corrupted ectoplasm that he finds. Because for some reason this universe’s ectoplasm seems half way artificial and tastes a bit weird. Which is where the blob ghosts help out in.

Everything was great.

Danny was loving the trash can life style.

He has two blob ghosts friends. Which he named Sam and Tucker, and yea they couldn’t talk but that was fine.

He wasn’t lonely, he wasn’t. He had two very much talking friends like Sam and Tucker.

However one day two weirdly dressed people- oh they were hero’s.

Well anyway they found him, one woman stripper and one furry guy.

But it was on accident! He was just peaking out of his beloved haunt trash can, and they spotted him.

He stared, they stared back.

Then the woman stripper asked him questions, even when he said:

“Don’t mind me, have a nice day!”

But they just kept bother him and giving him weird looks and glances.

Which- rude.

Didn’t they see his mark on his haunt trash can? Obviously it means it’s his home, so they shouldn’t be bothering him still. He’s safe as can be.

Plus.

It’s not like he’s looking at them in suspicion and weirdness, I mean look at them! What kinda cheep knock off vampire fury mix and American stripper style clothing are those!

They should mind their own business!

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Just a silly lil drawing of this lmao, don’t mind me.

[silvertherogue715]

Yippie more O' Medusa drawings!!

Probably one of my last big batches for a while :')

@naffeclipse, happy early birthday and i hope you enjoy your blorbos!

Previous art of these two: First - Second - Third - Bad end

EDIT: absolutely kicking my feet and giggling over every single comment/tag you guys leave THEY'RE SO SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH

[wyvernity]

been thinking about the sinnohtrio lately......plus misc other stuff

also, casual ko-fi drop!! get something in this sketchy style starting at $10 woop woop

[soggedupfrog]

Happy pride month everypony

[hawkinslibrary]

Stranger Things 4 Chapter Nine: The Piggyback | 4.09

[a2zillustration]

Does croissant and gale get married in your story?

It's certainly something they plan to do!

But not just yet.

🥐 Croissant Adventures Masterpost 🥐

[digitaldogpark]

Sooo I tried redesigning an old adopt I made a year or two ago :D

I don't think my style has changed too much, but there's a good sense of cohesion and dynamic that has started to come through, which I'm really happy to see :]

btw the redesign is available for adoption!!! if anyone wants to offer, feel free to comment or DM me ^_^

psst, interactions are hugely appreciated <3

[buwheal]

Your hair looks excellent! It's being stubbornly stylish.

[martyryo]

Infectious kiss

[foreverppl]

Orla’s liberation comes at the price of the merc’s. The further they entrench themself into being used as an implement for her to use to her ends, the more divorced they become to themself (though, even that’s a bit complicated. Who is the merc without Orla? Her guiding hand. Her crook shepherding. Her word governing.) She’s building her empire; the merc’s shoveling their grave. But at the same time, her empire doesn’t necessarily guarantee her own (true) freedom and is, in fact, a kind of gilded cage in its own right. You painstakingly build yourself a palace behind enemy lines, with all the luxuries you can scrounge together. Give yourself every comfort, loud music to drown out whatever ghosts you’re still trying to outrun, good sex, good food, people who will jump to murder for you without blinking an eye… yet it’s difficult to truly allow yourself to relish in any of it for more than a couple fleeting moments when you know there are serpents slithering just right outside the gates. Doesn’t matter how much you fortify your house of cards, it can still all come crumbling down with a gust of wind. And what then? One king (queen) deposes another, Vapolis continues on. No one will mourn. Orla knows this. Orla is terrified by this.

Anyway.. @vapolis sending you my therapy bill as I type this.

[scullysflannel]

thoughts on mark/helly and mark/gemma?

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends!

they’re inseparable from the context of each other, and then some; despite the season literally ending on a choice, I don’t think markhelly or markgemma are as interesting on their own as the totality of mark/helly/helena/gemma is. the end of the finale hits so hard because it’s where that blurriness runs into a wall. the severance procedure has made this an either/or situation because there is literally no way for both versions of mark to walk through the same door. but he loves both of them. I think we should be torn!

I’m torn, severance style, in the sense that I’m pretty clearly a gemma girl (I imprinted on her. to be honest it wasn’t even just “chikhai bardo”! I went into this season very focused on getting that dead wife out of there. we are who we are), and!!! (not but, and) in my head I know markhelly defying an oppressive and dehumanizing existence to find love is the whole point. my thoughts on markhelly are basically this post. love and light, but as a work crush, markhelly didn’t really move me until they brought in helena and mark’s wife to muddy it up a little. but once they did that, they had my attention. and they earned the purity of their rebellion too. they’re stealing their humanity back.

trying to hold contradictory truths in the holding contradictory truths show has been revealing! it's made me feel at odds with myself, which I think is what makes severance great tv, but I haven't always felt like I'm in line with the way people talk about it, because that tension has really been part of it for me, and I don't know if it has been for everyone. but I don’t watch tv to "win" it! and what’s good about severance is that every win is also a loss. what I want to see emotionally isn’t always the same as what I want narratively anyway, e.g. one thing that I want is to see mark and gemma back together, but I lean toward thinking the show shouldn't actually give it to me in the end, because mark has to suffer the consequences of trying to bury his pain by severing himself. he didn’t want to face his grief, so he created a version of himself who can’t remember it, and who, as a result, doesn’t listen to that grief. it's narratively right! what happens at the end of season 2 is a victory and it's a huge loss. the show about the folly of not wanting to feel anything uncomfortable wants you to feel it all equally. but I think it also knows you won't, because feelings don't work like that

[lasshoe]

[alistair-blackwood]

for my money, labru is head and shoulders above other ships involving them simply due to the unmatched yap potential, i imagine them feeding off each other's energy like they're slipstreaming in mario kart until they start going fast enough to break the sound barrier

[columboposting]

OK it's never been more over for nandermo but at least we got an all timer Laszlo episode