#feel free to add to this

[injuries-in-dust]

I don't know why, but I like the idea of humans being to aliens, what cats are to humans...

Alien1: hey, when did you hire a human?

Alien 2: we didn't. They just wandered aboard one day, saying they wanted to "hitch a ride." Then they never left. I think they like it here.

Alien 1: the human distribution system has chosen.

***

Alien stares at the human, who has climbed up a very high shelving unit.

Alien: Human, get down before you hurt yourself.

The humans response is to climb higher.

***

Alien is secretly filming their human, who is spaced out and just staring at nothing.

Alien (whispering): I think the human is about to intercept the brain cell. (Laughter) don't worry human, if it tingles that means it's working.

[lass-us-slay]

So I read a prompt about how Wonder Woman found Danny in a trash can (don’t remember which one) and I was bored.

So I took that lil info and made it into an AU.

So basically, Danny get yeeted into this unknown universe and has no where to live. And no where to live means no money. No money means no food. No food means Danny can’t keep his human half sustained.

So what does he do?

Decides to not change into a human and live in a trash can.

Yes you heard that right, live in a trash can.

Because he’s a ghost, he doesn’t have to worry about the germs and stuff. But that doesn’t mean he lives in just any trash can! He lives in a clean one ☝️

AND he also decorated it with his name so other people know it’s his!

And so Danny has been here for a while now and realizes

Holy shit there’s hero’s here- you know what, why doesn’t he have hero’s back home?!

And being minorly annoyed jealous (but he’s never admitting that)he thought:

Well since there’s hero’s here already, guess I’m not needed.

.

.

.

Good. I’m tired af

And so Danny caries on his life, being content with his trash can and scaring whoever comes into his alley. It’s fun. Sure he sometimes needs to ugh overshadow people to feed his human side, but other than that.

It’s going great.

But Danny doesn’t realize that with Amity gone (or smth, you choose) which was his haunt, he slowly makes the trash can into his new haunt.

And slowly but surely, Danny’s beloved haunt trash can starts to become other worldly kinda.

Yk because of the ectoplasm.

So now Danny’s lovely trash can haunt has more space inside and- Hey Danny can actually sleep in it better!! And he got some company too!

In the form of blob ghosts.

Two actually.

They keep his trash can clean and help purifying some corrupted ectoplasm that he finds. Because for some reason this universe’s ectoplasm seems half way artificial and tastes a bit weird. Which is where the blob ghosts help out in.

Everything was great.

Danny was loving the trash can life style.

He has two blob ghosts friends. Which he named Sam and Tucker, and yea they couldn’t talk but that was fine.

He wasn’t lonely, he wasn’t. He had two very much talking friends like Sam and Tucker.

However one day two weirdly dressed people- oh they were hero’s.

Well anyway they found him, one woman stripper and one furry guy.

But it was on accident! He was just peaking out of his beloved haunt trash can, and they spotted him.

He stared, they stared back.

Then the woman stripper asked him questions, even when he said:

“Don’t mind me, have a nice day!”

But they just kept bother him and giving him weird looks and glances.

Which- rude.

Didn’t they see his mark on his haunt trash can? Obviously it means it’s his home, so they shouldn’t be bothering him still. He’s safe as can be.

Plus.

It’s not like he’s looking at them in suspicion and weirdness, I mean look at them! What kinda cheep knock off vampire fury mix and American stripper style clothing are those!

They should mind their own business!

———

Just a silly lil drawing of this lmao, don’t mind me.

[megidology]

i call this one the girldad hall of fame

bonus points for having pink daughters

[spacefinch]

Pokémon headcanon:

Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.

Examples:

“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)

“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”

Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.

“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)

“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)

“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)

“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)

“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)

“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)

Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”

“By Latios this cannot be happening” (Hoenn)

[an-internet-introvert]

Things Phil will never live down:

-the hand thing

-the outfit he wore to the teen choice awards

-his room being a mess in PINOF 1

[multicolour-ink]

Multiverse Sonics sat around talking about how they met their Tails 🤗

Game Sonic: Kid was just wandering alone. I ran past him and he decided to follow me. He was determined to keep up heh heh.

X Sonic: Found the kid working on my plane. Got made fun of from others for being a genius. Was happy to take him along as my mechanic!

Boom Sonic: I've raised the kid since he was very little. Was a handful though!

AoStH Sonic: Same! Though my Tails fell out of a tree because he was trying to live with some birds. He thought he was one.

Classic Sonic: *mimes* Some jerks were pulling on his two tails!

Movie Sonic: My Tails GTA'd a police car, burst through the garden hedge, and ran over our Knuckles.

Every other Sonic: 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Movie Sonic: Oh don't worry! Knuckles was still trying to kill me then.

[capn-james-t-spirk]

Little Lord Featherington Headcanons cause I said so:

His name is Eliot and was named after Eloise. (If I can’t have Agatha and the friendship between Lady Danbury and Pen then I can at least have this)

Everyone calls him Little Lord. Rae started it by accident, and it later caught on rather quickly with the family. They don’t stop calling him that even after Eliot is grown, much to his embarrassment.

He has his father’s appetite.

He’s particularly close to Portia. (I’d like to think she tries and makes up for how she treated her daughters with her grandchildren) he likes to toddle after her and grab onto her and is absolutely fascinated by her colorful dresses. Once he grows older, she teaches him how to be a proper lord (unlike his grandfather)

He sees how much writing means to both of his parents and loves to give them papers filled with scribbles and nonsense as a toddler. Colin saves every last one and keeps them tied up next to Pen’s letters.

He absolutely loves his Uncle Benedict, especially the funny faces he makes when he see’s him.

He’s a mama’s boy.

To Pen’s absolute horror, he absolutely loves when Colin throws him up into the air and catches him.

[ktkat99]

I have a job that requires me to use a walkie talkie. That has led me to the opinion that, whenever the batkids are bored, they play around with the comms.

Red Robin- Someone just did a freakishly accurate Scooby-Doo laugh and if they do it again I'm showing up in their closet tonight

Nightwing- Ruh-ro

Red Robin- I am in the sewer. It is pitch dark. I do not need you scaring the shit out of me

Red Hood- Ruh-ro, Raggy.

Red Robin- Hate you all

Yyyyy

Batwoman- And you wonder why I'd rather go solo than team up with any of you?

Nightwing- Well, we needed an objective, unbiased opinion

Batwoman- You all failed

Robin- But who failed the least?

Batwoman- The next time you brats call me, someone had better be dead

Red Hood- Deal. Now come on, who won?

Batwoman- You called me to judge which of you could sound more like a Wookie. None of you won

[cherrise-rose]

New idea: practicing giving birth weeks before you actually give birth

stretching your pussy out on increasingly thicker dildos

Walking around and going about your day with a kegel ball around the weight of a baby tucked inside your cunt

If you're into it, fingering your cervix daily to increase its elasticity

[frogkimmy]

I think I have a very specific taste in men.

[aiden-stardancer]

Reasons to be a shapeshifter

• Wings that you have full control over

• Horns that you can make cooperate with any hairstyle with no concern for a string holding them to your head

• Ears can reflect your emotions

• DRAGON

• Fit into small spaces

• Reach high shelves

[rye-bread-soda-iceberg]

discussion and a little theory about black swan and sparkle's companion mission under the cut (+ spoilers) aka listen to me yap about the blue thing until I go insane

the First sampo we meet in penacony, specifically the one that follows us as we're hanging out with firefly, is nothing like how sampo himself is

his personality is a poor attempt from sparkle to try and convince us that it's him, but perhaps she's not familiar enough with him anymore to know exactly how he acts. "he" is acting weird and a little bit mean towards firefly for not knowing things about penacony even though she should

I don't think sampo would do that, at least the one we met on jarilo-VI wouldn't

the second (and third) time sampo appears, and this time it's actually him, is during the girls' companion mission

during the entire quest him and black swan play this little detective game orchestrated by sparkle where she writes herself in as a murder victim and has the two find her murderer. it's fun and silly and very chaotic

the entire story unfolds inside a dream bubble created by black swan, and when it's over the giant eyeball guy tells us that even though we recognized the people in the dream, it is still a dream. it doesn't represent reality and could have been tampered with

I don't believe that

anyways so. in this sampo acts a little bit more like the one we know, maybe slightly over the top at times but I think he was putting on a performance to spice things up. he was helping out sparkle with the whole thing in exchange for his mask that she probably stole from him (that we sadly don't get to see) so I bet he really put some effort into that, even begging black swan to not skip the last murder case

But. the MOST important part of this entire quest is.. the end. and the end is definitely not a dream

after the trio finishes talking, the dream stops and we briefly return to the real world before going into a memory. and boy there's some stuff to unpack in here

first of all the way they talk to each other? they almost seem like friends. of course, their views on the pursuit of elation are still different

he is still very polite about it

sparkle doesn't mention anything except muttering "why so serious" to herself

but they do talk like old friends and it's clear that in a sense they may be

after he asks for his mask back, sparkle remarks that it is not like the sampo she knows and then this little exchange happens

it is now canon, as in acknowledged out loud by a character (in this case himself) that sampo Really did orchestrate almost every thing that happened in jarilo-VI

how did he know this was going to happen? how can sparkle guess the reason why he wants his mask back? has he done this before? well clearly, thinking back to all the chaos he unleashes on that planet, maybe some kind of catastrophe has already came to it that we don't know about?

also slightly unrelated but I think he likes living there. he genuinely enjoys living in belobog because if he didn't, he'd find a way to leave

so anyways what we can deduct from this sequence is that:

- this entire quest is most likely a memory, not a dream. black swan deals with memories and it could be possible that she had some slight changes done to it and passed it off as a dream. maybe. and this would mean that it's a real event, that happened before the jarilo-VI story

- consequently, before that sampo and sparkle were on friendly enough terms that he was willing to help her put on a show for black swan in exchange for his mask (of course, he's always willing to do something to get something in return)

so I did say I have a theory

sparkle is the reason for That One sampo eidolon, "the deeper the love the stronger the hate"

she's the only character so far that we are SURE he dislikes, and that's something knowing he doesn't admit that stuff so openly. source: listen to his lines about other characters, he always masks any kind of negative emotion about other people yet tells giovanni that if it were for him, he'd never see her again (still said in a polite way)

so the "hate" he feels, that he still masks by smiling even though his eyes are devoid of any light, as of right now can only be towards sparkle

I believe she betrayed him somehow and maybe doesn't fully realize that

she's childish, really mean, DEFINITELY cannot "read the room" in any way and I doubt she cares about other people's feelings enough, so if sampo who by nature almost does everything to hide how he truly feels about people ever felt betrayed by her, there'd be miscommunication and possibly confusion on her side and feelings of hate towards her on his side

in the main quest, before sparkle reveals herself, she mentions hearing about his deeds on jarilo-VI but doesn't seem to hold a grudge against him. she probably dislikes him as well but perhaps not as much as he does, which also leads me to think she wouldn't understand if she did anything wrong

them not talking anymore would explain why sparkle's rendition of sampo feels off and kind of out of character

this is a theory I had actually already saw circularing on here, around the time sampo and giovanni's conversation in the memory bubble got leaked. but if I'm correct it's not as discussed

sad cause it's very interesting and you know what this also means?

penacony might not be the last we see of sampo

he has so much going on behind him and this just adds to it. he doesn't speak much about his past himself, he is clearly hiding so so many things and hoyoverse wouldn't keep leaving these little crumbs of information behind if it wasn't for a greater purpose

I feel like I say this every time I talk about him and maybe I'm slowly going insane but I'm also very happy cause I want to see what my beautiful man will do in the future

thanks for reading this far if you did and sorry if this is really messy

I just wanted to let some thoughts out!

[numbuh-7-knd]

Newly ressurected Jason Todd gets deaged instead of Lazarus Pit-ed

Post Jason's resurrection, Talia has Jason in her custody in the LOA, he's slowly healing from his other pre death injuries but shows no signs of awareness. Ra's gives Talia a deadline where Jason either needs to be healed or show sign of cognitive improvement or he will put Jason out of his misery and have his scienctists study the corpse. He's forbidden her from using the pit on Jason and warns her that if she tries anyway it might not work, saying that the pit might not be able to heal Jason's mind if there's nothing left to heal. Ra's also tells her that in his current state of they put Jason in the Lazarus Pit the pit could consume what's left of Jason, or worse something else could hitch a ride in Jason's body.

Talia goes through the league's archives looking for anything that could treat jason and heal his mind. She finds an experimental magical treatment which does the job but has the unexpected side effect of de ageing him by several years. Where there was a severly injuried, healing 15 year old in a walking coma there is now a healed and fully cognizant Jason Todd, albeit slightly amnesiac and several years younger.

He's about the same age as Damian now, and Talia figures any plans of either returning him to Bruce while and hale as an act of good will, or of training him up and then siccing him on bruce to torment her beloved, have to be put to the side for now. She figures she's stuck with the deaged Jason for now since her beloved isn't going to look at a younger amnesiac version of his lost son and really believe that it's really Jason and not a clone. She raises him alongside Damian while trying to find a way to return the kid to his proper age and gets attached.

A few years later the events of canon happen and Talia has no choice but to send both kids to Gotham. By this point Jason's amnesia has faded a bit and he can remember enough to somewhat prove his identity to a suspious bat, and what he can't prove a DNA test, and the Justice League Magic User of your choice, can.

Bruce is left with one bio kid and one no longer dead but now 5 whole years younger than he was when he died adoptive son. What will he do? How will they explain this to the public? Will they even bother?

Maybe they claim that Jason is his own biological half(?) Brother, and that Shelia had another kid before she died, and that Bruce's ex somehow discovered his dead son's orphaned younger brother and took him in. Do they change his name or say that Shelia decided to name her second son after the first?

Or they just say that it's a coincidence that Bruce's newest adoptive kid is also named Jason, and looks a lot like Jason Todd.

"It's not my fault! My ex adopted a kid with the same name as mine, then decided to drop both our biological child as well as the adoptive child off with me. Yes, it's really weird but she isn't answeringher phone and I'm not going to seperate siblings just because only one of them is mine."

[shranstan]

Moby Dick Modern AU

Captain Ahab isn't actually a captain but instead a professor in the marine biology department. He does, however, answer to "captain" instead of "professor", and will never call the captain of the ship he is currently on the captain.

Ahab is obsessed with the white whale in that he's been trying to put a GPS tracker on it for years but it always fails someway. Moby Dick is such a distinctive whale, and he really really wants to study it, but it just keeps getting away or moving at the last moment so that the suction cup gps doesn't stick...

The Pequod is a research vessel owned by Ahab's university, Starbuck is the actual captain, but is called the first mate by Ahab because.. Ahab is Ahab. So, the others started calling him that, too.

Ishmael is also a marine biologist by trade however because of his controvertial opinion (whales are fish! most species we consider fish aren't that closely related anyways! it's a description of ecological, not genetic, importance! so whales should be considered fish, too!) he has been largely shunned/considered of no importance in the scientific community. He teaches biology at a highschool instead.

Ishmael is also a trans man. That is also canon to Herman's novel but I need to underline it here bc naming yourself basically "Is-male" is such a funny joke.

Ishmael signs himself up for a research cruise under the guise of not being a biologist but a simple sailor - this ruse is discovered incredibly quickly (it only takes one infodump).

Pip is one of those brilliant kids who skip 5 grades. He's 16 and in the final year of writing his bachelor's thesis. Ahab is his supervisor.

Queequeg is the ship's chief engineer, making him 3rd most important person on the ship (after the captain and first mate; source: my childhood bff's father was one) and also making him a lot of money. The university's usual chief engineer was unavailable and Ishmael was hyped to get his hubby on the same expedition as him.

Speaking of, Ishmael and Queequeg met at a motel in Vegas, got high, cuddled all night, and then got married the next day.

Queequeg usually works on all sort of ships, spending a couple months home with Ishmael and then doing engineering for the next couple months away on the sea.

Tashtego is working on his master's in marine biology and unfortunatelly Ahab's his supervisor same as Pip except Ahab loves Pip's ideas but hates Tashtego's

Daggoo is on a scientific exchange from a university from his home country, he's just a researcher (as in, doesn't study or teach)

Fedallah is there even though he's like. Completely unrelated to marine biology. He's like a professional olympic-level archer but Ahab forged his papers to bring him aboard so that he can finally put that tracker on the Moby Dick.

The rest of the crew are a combo of researchers and regular sailor folk who are, y'know, needed for the ship to function as a ship.

Pip falls into the ocean multiple times while trying to take samples but is saved quickly every time. They just force him to essentially wear buoy marker attached to him at all times in case he was submerged and unseen.

[hellobitchlet]

Natlan is seriously, genuinely, the worst mess of inspiration they could have possibly created. So far, these are all of the things they've taken inspiration from that I can find:

- multiple indigenous cultures across America, Africa, and Oceania

- modern globalization-related clothing, technology, etc.

-modern Hawaii, specifically tourist destinations

- graffiti

- the unoriginal, bright, cartoonish style they've been developing since Inazuma

-(in Mavuika's concept art) Spanish conquistadors

-8-bit video games (???? this one is especially why????????)

-modern sports

-dinosaurs

-potentially, Pokemon Sun and Moon

[hogans-heroes]

if you ever feel so inspired I’d love some protective John hcs 😚😚 him taking care of/protecting buck is my jam 😫 thank you either way, ur tumblr is the air I breathe <3

😭 you’re so sweet omg thank you!

Oh BOY do I have protective Bucky hcs. Thanks to @avonne-writes for suggesting boot camp era ideas since we don’t see that as much! This got pretty long oops.

Since Bucky naturally cares very deeply about people, that extends into protectiveness toward those close to him or in need of it.

The fact that he’s so big often contributes to him being in the protective role if situations call for it. If he ever gets really mad—pulls himself up to full height and that deep voice gets booming—he’d be a force to be reckoned with.

This rarely happens because he tends to solve situations with charm and boisterousness, disarming manipulation if necessary.

When he joins the army and ends up in flight training he makes friends easily, but no one triggers his protective instincts like Gale.

Gale with his quiet earnest manner and sharp smarts and sweet smiles, who looks at Bucky genuinely and not like he’s another random loudmouth wanting attention.

Gale GIVES Bucky undivided attention and Bucky is drunk on it.

He’s smitten with Gale, sure, and knows he needs him around forever, so he gives him his own nickname and throws his arm around his shoulder. Gale’s little smile is precious and there’s vulnerable light in his eyes like he can’t quite believe someone’s seeing and touching him, actually caring, and Bucky’s chest burns. He’d go through fire for Buck.

When they’re first in training, Buck and Bucky don’t outrank the other guys the way they do later, don’t have the reputation yet. They’re all on the same playing field and there’s a bunch of guys now social jostling and figuring out the hierarchy, there’s bound to be some friction. Bucky doesn’t mind, he’s got a big personality and quick tongue and can hold his own. The only defense Gale knows is his fists and he can’t go around using them on other cadets now can he? Easier to just look away and take it. Focus on training.

Bucky immediately goes guard dog when anyone looks at/speaks to Gale wrong and at first Gale hates it because it’s so unfamiliar and he doesn’t know what to do. But when he sees Bucky genuinely cares and is not in danger or afraid of who he’s defending Gale from, he falls in love almost immediately because no one has ever stood up for him like that. It’s healing his inner child.

They’re not even in the war yet and Gale sometimes gets nightmares from childhood. Bucky always goes to him immediately.

Bucky also protects Gale from his own mind in a way. Gale tends to retreat on himself and get distant and Bucky gently guides him back with touches and conversations. He’s so observant it warms Gale’s heart even though it makes him feel vulnerable.