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Justice league/Young Justice: One.. Two-

Phantom: what are you guys doing?

Justice league/Young Justice, in the middle of breaking into the GIW facility: …you.. we were gonna go save you…

Phantom, tearing up: Me..? You were gonna save me?

JL/YJ, trying to lighten the mood for a very bloody and hurt Phantom: It was a good plan too..

Phantom, happy and touched that someone else cared enough to rescue him, and trying not to cry: well I can go back inside, and you can still do it

JL/YJ: *utterly baffled*

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Reporter: So Phantom! What’s the reason or inspiration for your hero costume?

Phantom, in a pretty dress/gown (no hazmat suit): Oh my best friend rekilled me in this dress lmao XD

Everyone: …

Reporter: …rekilled..?

Danny “no one can definitely tell my gender, nor where I come from” Phantom: Yea I’m stuck in this dress <333

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Can we talk about how Nicktoons killed Danny another time JUST to make an outfit change reasonable? Not to mention it was the same exact death as the first time.💀

Also I’m thinking Danny now has two forms, one with the hazmat suit and the other with the dress. But he likes the dress cause I personally live for non-binary/gender neutral Danny. 😎

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First day of school and tell me why I heard the names Alfred and Robin as the names of the new teachers 💀💀

The kids who have them boutta be taught some real crime fighting tactics that would put even the best of the best in a hospital, 10 seconds flat 😭

Not to mention my school doesn’t need that with all the sht that happens in it 24/7 😭😭

PLS SPARE US 🙏🙏🙏🙏

(May or may not be salty of the fact I don’t have them as my teachers)

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Poll for the first child of Phantom the Knave Sovereign

(To be clear, I kinda already picked who, but I also wanna know what others think. And if you’re confused on how some of them will work, think time shenanigans.)

1 week total until poll closes

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by @ReserRetta

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Alr so I was watching edits and came across Arlecchino and an idea popped into my head!

Danny Phantom as Arlecchino in DC also know as: Phantom the Knave Sovereign

(Still working on the name- Before we start I wanna say, I’m just trouble shooting rn and seeing what new ideas I could add with your guys input too. But so far this is what I have)

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Ok so plot points:

Somehow Pariah Dark gets free of the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep, either because of Vlad or the Observants

Pariah seeing potential in Danny (and cause he was already dubbed to take Pariahs place after he was old enough) starts trying to become Danny’s parental model (much like Vlad. But Worse.)

It was annoying at first, but slowly over time, Pariah started taking his role as Danny’s “Father” too far and twisted. Wanting to make Danny strong, stronger than he ever will be.

Then one thing leads to another and an identity reveal happens. Except the Fentons now pretend Danny Fenton no longer exists, and it’s just Danny Phantom that is an after image of their boy. Which pains them so they keep their distance, but still help what they think is left of their boy.

Danny is sad about that- but he has his sister Jazz and his two best friends! He can live with his parents pretending he doesn’t exist, atleast not as Danny Fenton no he can’t- he really can’t-

Then shit hits the fan, resulting in Danny’s home dimension into imploding into itself. (Which may or may not be the fault of Pariah Dark)

Luckily Danny is able to get out with Jazz!

But he’s too angry to rationalize himself after the death of his Haunt and almost all his fraid dying. He attacks and attacks Pariah and observers and whoever that threatens his last family at every turn.

More shit hits the fan, resulting in Danny getting cursed, which really hurts Danny. Enough to do weird ghost shenanigans to his biology, (via curse), and Jazz gets caught up.

Pariah sees a golden opportunity to use this to get Danny stronger to become the next king.

But Clockwork has had enough and steps in. Only to be promptly sealed away by the still acting king; Pariah Dark. Which Danny not even knowing as he’s out for the count thanks to the curse. (Jazz is the only witness. But Pariah can’t kill her because of Danny.)

More stuff happens and now Pariah is the acting Father of Danny and Jazz (with amnesia) who are in a ghost normal(?) orphanage with other kids.

Basically Arlecchino’s childhood happens to Danny and Jazz. Just that Pariah has decided to false make Jazz his “bio” kid to mentally fuck with Danny (smol child, and poor Jazz).

Danny still sees Jazz as his sis even if he doesn’t remember

After Jazz sadly doesn’t make it, Danny faces off Pariah once more for the first time. And consumes Pariahs Core into his, eating him alive so no more Pariah for the rest or eternity.

Then remembers- holy shit his names Danny! Not Peruere, which ew- (kidding I love the name-)

Anyways Danny gets mad at Clockwork only to find him sealed and the timelines fucked- and with Clockwork being so weak since the seal-ment, it’s up to Danny to fix the mess (and the one that was caused by the Observants once more with no one on the throne)

And so now Danny travels around timelines, picking up strays and adopting them (much like Batman, but better)

That there is the rough outline of the story!! I probably will make more but I just need to organize my thoughts before going into finer things (and art!)

Also I’d like to mention- while in the orphanage, Danny’s human side takes on more physical characteristics of his ghost form. Sorta merging the two forms into one? Not sure about it.

But Danny’s human form has definitely changed, and the curse is the same as Arlecchinos from Genshin (although would be nice if someone actually explained the curse to me fully- cause I don’t get it at all 😭)

Anyways that’s it- im thinking about interactions with the kids Danny Adopts and such but that’s for another time 💀

Aight peace ✌️

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Help find a fic??

I don’t know what the fics called or anything but I read this, and me being socially awkward couldn’t get myself to msgs to ask about the fic. So can someone tell me the name of it? 😭😭😭

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And while traveling and dodging everyone they can, they randomly get help from strangers.

Like the news of Danny and Lil Buzz spread on the internet as them being on the run and basically hunted by the bad guys. And they all collectively decide that they will help.

There’s a page dedicated to sightings of those two and if they’re in the area, you can bet there’s some people packing food and stuff for them.

And Danny and Buzz is skeptical and suspicious of these people giving them food and clothes and sometimes places to stay. Bruce is low key suspicious and untrusting of these but Danny, who likes to think that there are kind people in the world. Convinces Bruce to atleast trust them, cause who else is helping them rn?

And Bruce has to comply because Danny does have a point, and it’s just so sweet. Them bonding and actually getting some help from these kind other Dimension people.

Although they randomly get caught in the middle of another fight between the X-men and the brotherhood and someone hits them with a mutant ability that sends them either back to nowhere county or straight up another country- like Russia or smth 💀

So they have to somehow get past the border which subsequently means more time for them to bond.

Aswell as Buzz showing off his Russian and Danny feeling bad about using Buzz with the language (but it’s okay because Bruce still teaches Danny along the way)

“Your brother is adorable.” The cashier cooed at Danny, peering over the counter with a smile. “What’s his name?”

Danny looked down to the surly, scowling little de-aged Batman currently holding onto his hand, glaring up at the cashier with bright blue eyes.

Things had already been bad enough when he’d gotten caught in a fight in Gotham, but things went from bad to worse when a magician had hit Batman with a de-aging spell and then shoved them through a portal.

Into a different fucking dimension.

Because of course neither of their lives could be easy. And now the two of them were stuck in Iowa in the middle of nowhere, at a truck stop gas station, trying to go on a cross-country roadtrip to reach the nearest hero city and get home.

He looked up and smiled awkwardly, trying to come up with a name off the top of his head — one of the heroes called Batman ‘B’ when he got hit right? B for Batman, right. B… B… Bee… Bees.

“Buzz.” He said, and tried not to grimace as the cashier’s face warped with surprise. “Like the astronaut.”

This was gonna be a long trip.

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Hear me out!

An album dedicated to Vlad and their complicated relationship, called “Upside Down”?

And it’s just about Vlad and how he sometimes helps but also hurts them. And for the life of me, I feel like some villains and hero’s alike would relate to this album aswell.

Because there have been times when the hero’s villains have teamed up with them to help save the day!

But that’s not it!

Throw in another album dedicated to rouges that are still the enemy but also your friend.

I feel like the Flashes would relate to that album with how they have this friendly thing going on with their rouges.

Not sure what it would be named, maybe “no longer strangers”?

And holy I need this concept to be turned into a fanfic 😭😭

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Also if the everlasting trio are doing this together does that mean they play instruments too?!

If not does that mean that they teamed with Ember? Or is she on her own with her own band??

I personally think that Ember joins in as a special guest/is featured in some songs. And that Sam plays the classical instruments (think violin and cello, etc etc ) with Tucker on acoustics/drums/DJ. And maybe Danny also sings while playing a guitar? (Electric or acoustic, maybe even changes it out from time to time).

DPXDC prompt. Dead on main. Singer! Phantom x Red Hood!Jason

Laws are easily changed if businessmen smell money.

Paulina and Sam suggest Danny to try to become a singer in order to change society's opinion about ghosts a little. In the end, the otherworldly sound of his voice can at least be used for the benefit of Realms.

And it seems like the Everlasting Trio is really liked by the public. At first they just release a few songs (Exams kill, Battle with myself, What an Autopsy Won't Show, Among the stars). But a mysterious atmosphere mixed with understandable teenage problems begins to take over teens playlists. Their fans want more and more.

So, when under the pressure of the public and profit-hungry bigwigs all bans on the presence of ecto creatures in the United States are lifted, the Trio goes on their first Tour.

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Jason stumbles upon Phantom's songs completely by accident. It was painful to hear them for the first time but at the same time it was as if he could breathe again because he had found someone similar. Someone who understands, and who doesn't judge him for coming back wrong. Jason listens to his voice on repeat and the rage seems to recede and subside. There is sadness of loss and fear in the songs but most of them end bringing some hope and this thought gives Red Hood more strength not to break down for another day. and then another, and another..And one day, the green eyes in the mirror do not scare Jason but shows him that he belonging to something more. Todd can't explain it more precisely, but it was as if the waters of Lazarus inside him had calmed down and he was no longer enemies with them. He even jokes with Tim that he is finally rest in peace and ready to live a full undead life when his brother (God, his lil brother whom he wanted to hurt recently because of his own stupidity), asks him about his strange behavior.

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Jason forgets how to breathe again. His favorite band, and most importantly his favorite vocalist, is coming to Gotham with a concert. For many years now, none of the nonresidents have dared to take such a risk, but it seems like Phantom has absolutely no instinct for self-preservation. Well, as a true fan, Red Hood will do his best so that none of the gothamites spoil the Trio's impression of their first concert here. Danny is beside himself with excitement. Their concert in the hometown of the Red Hood was approved. Of course, there is no chance that he would be able to meet such a busy vigilante but Phantom continues to dream. If he'll fly a little over the city instead of sleeping after rehearsals, maybe he'll get an autograph from at least one member of the bat clan.

~~~~~ Phantom: Thank you very much Mr. Nightwing sir. Just sign it for.. Nightwing: For a Phantom, right? Huh, I recognized you, my brother has poster in his room. Nice hairstyle by the way. Danny*urgently*: Which one of them?

Nightwing: Jeez, and I thought it was just a stage image. Ghosts are kinda creepy. Terribly persistent, to be precise. And yeah, Jason, he absolutely not against you as a vigilante. You can safely ask Phantom to sign your helmet, I promise. Man was so happy when find out you're listening to his songs, you have no idea.

Jason *holds out a hand*. Nightwing: What? Jason: If you dared to meet Phantom before me, then where is my autograph? Nightwing: Em..oops? I gave him mine if it helps.

Jason: *sounds of an angry lazarus demon*.

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Danny willed himself into becoming radioactive.

And Clockwork said nothing, still chooses not too, it isn’t until through some freak accident that Danny finds out that yes. He is, in fact, radioactive.

I think he would take a few days to process that and just ask Clockwork, “why..?”

And Clockwork would say, “you never asked…”

“You now have a theme song though-“

“well ye- NOT THE POINT!!”

Radioactive Hero (but not really) au

Danny moves to Gotham, hear him out! There's really good jobs there that pay through the nose and the cost of living is cheap!

Plus, the city is riddled with heroes and vilains! It's so easy to slip under the radar!

Unfortunately, there are so many civilian casualties. Like, all the time. Even in Metropolis!

So Danny, for his first year in Gotham, opens small portals to the Far Frozen and gets schooled on being a field medic. None of his powers can really be used for healing, but they can make people feel better. He just has to be careful to be as far removed from the Phantom moniker as possible, so he can't use any obvious powers.

He gets a bit of a reputation in Gotham; a small time hero of the people, for the people. A hero not invested in fighting, but in dragging civilians away from the danger. He doesn't even have a moniker; people are too busy arguing over the best one for him.

So while aliens are attacking both Metropolis and Gotham, Danny is out in full kit; a gas mask to hide his face, all black, repurposed kevlar from the vests the GCPD did not properly dispose of, no identifying markers.

But one of the clean up crews notices something insanely worrying; the geiger counter they have to point at alien spaceship parts? Yeah. Yeah, it's going off when they point it at the new small-time hero.

That hero's power is radioactivity. Holy shit. It's not at a level that will hurt people, but when he's dodging through fighting the level goes up.

The clean up crew concludes and shares via Twitter that the medic-hero is only a danger to others if he gets too stressed.

Word spreads fast, and pretty soon the absolute second Danny shows up on a scene, all fighting stops.

After all, no one wants to piss off the living Nuclear Bomb.

Basically, Danny's ghost-everything sets off Geiger counters, and now absolutely everyone is convinced that the medic-themed hero only refuses to fight because his meta power is just...being radioactive.

But he isn't.

So now, because it's the perfect cover and completely disassociated from Phantom, he has to play along and pretend like yes; that is his power.

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I’m in love with how far you guys took this. So here’s my dime in more contribution:

So it’s been a few weeks since this apparent ghost child was brought into the watchtower. And really everyone’s been chill with him, even going as far as to help clean and redecorate the trash can to make it just a little bit more cozy.

Heck some (if more most) of the younger hero’s have been bringing in trinkets and whatnot to give to the young ghost to decorate the inside of the trash can.

They have no idea how all those fit in the small trash can but their guessing, having a space be a haunt also comes with the perks of having a lot more space in it then it looks on the outside. (According to Constantine and Deadman anyway.)

Speaking of which, Danny has been having a great few weeks here! At first he wasn’t so sure on trusting them but seeing as they only helped he let it be. Plus the idea of being able to move his haunt is kinda weird concept to him, since Amity Park was unmovable.

So when he just randomly threw out a comment like that while talking with… Flush? Flash Kid? He isn’t really good at picking up their names, they all look so alike but different he gets confused. So he calls them whatever, but it’s sorta hard to point them out when they’re all in the same room.

But he’s getting off track. One of the excitable and energetic hero’s in red and yellow/orange took that comment literally.

So now here he is. Having his trash can lifted onto a RV/Rumba hybrid that one of the bird themed hero’s built just cause “they (he?) was bored” and this was something fun to do.

It did take a little convincing on their end since Danny didn’t trust them all that much. Not after what happened to Amity Park, not after what happened to his last haunt, his last fraid.

In the end after having his haunt on top of the RV/Rumba thingy wasn’t that bad. But when it was moving?

Yea that freaked him out, and if anyone said he shrieked, no he didn’t. It was Sam and Tuck. Speaking of which- they were freaked out and scared more then he was.

(And if they all the hero’s simultaneously agreed to let Danny go at his own pace to get used to having his trash can move, then no one commented on it.)

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Diana has been the one person to stay almost constantly by Danny’s side. She listened to him rant about space, asking questions, and if he didn’t feel like talking?

She would sit there in silence as they both watched the stars in each others company. Sometimes being joined by the other league members. Mostly being Batman.

Diana knows Batman is as invested into the kid as she is. She sees it in the way he talks and listens to the kid, in the way he looks at the ghost as if he’s one of his robins. In the way he’s eyes sometimes darkens whenever the kid throws out concerning comments about when he was still alive.

In the way Batman- Bruce, had that subtle look of realization and anger alike when they found out Danny was already dead.

She saw it in how much Bruce spent on the computer gathering evidence on one of the watchtowers computers when he had to spend time here.

Diana knew most of the other hero’s were working on it too, because they’d all come to care for Danny. And to know how that he’d been killed in some alley and dumped in a trash can? Left there with no justice done to his assaulter.

It left a bad taste in everyone’s mouths.

Diana would love to help them, but she also respects Danny’s wishes to not wanna talk about it. To want to forget it.

But she wouldn’t leave him alone. She has a feeling he’d been left alone (or behind) for too long much.

It speaks for itself whenever he talks to his ghost blob friends. (Which he does far too often) even if Diana is next to him, Danny will turn to his blob friends (who can’t respond back), and ask them questions. Only to answer it himself, or just pretend they didn’t know the answer either to answer.

And it breaks her heart. She hoped her presence next to him would have helped him.

And she was right.

Though not as often, Danny chooses to talk to her whenever his ghost blob friends don’t answer. And she’s happy.

Because it means progress.

And she’ll take what little it is, and run with it.

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Clark likes the kid.

He does. But he can’t help but feel off putting whenever he’s near the kid.

Hey- he can’t help it!

For how much he likes being around, and bonding with the kid. No matter how sweet and precious the kid is.

He’s so used to hearing a heartbeat, of any kind really. And not hearing it just makes Clark sad. And to some degree, angry. At himself. And the heartless people who would stoop as low to kill a child.

And the things the kid says off handedly, like it’s no big deal. Just makes him wanna hit his head on a wall and gently explain that no. It’s not okay that you’re used to being shot at. That it’s not okay to be used to have food (???) attack you!

(Not to mention that apparently that’s not even the worst thing that’s happened to him)

He wonders how Diana can sit there next to him, and wanna move to at least bring the people who hurt him to justice.

Although he doesn’t know what he finds more disturbing. That Diana probably has heard worse then him, or that Danny most likely has even more concerning things he hasn’t said.

The kid sure is the type to just forget about these concerning things until he gets reminded of them by a stray word comment.

And that’s not all.

Sometime after Danny got acquainted with most (if not all) of the justice league members. The watchtowers started to feel… different?

Not in the bad way, as in something is wrong. But in that strange way where you feel protected. Like this trielt is a safe haven, more so then it felt like in the past.

Clark’s not gonna lie, he likes how this feeling washes over him whenever he gets here. Loves the feeling of protectiveness that feel so much like when he was younger. When Ma and Pa would make him feel protected and right at home. Even if he truly wasn’t one of them.

And by the heartbeats of the other leaguers, he’s not the only one to feel like this. Everyone- yes even Batman- seems to relax and be at peace in the watchtower.

Now why might this be a bad thing you ask?

Well it’s not. But the strangeness that accompanies the feeling of safety isn’t.



So I read a prompt about how Wonder Woman found Danny in a trash can (don’t remember which one) and I was bored.

So I took that lil info and made it into an AU.

So basically, Danny get yeeted into this unknown universe and has no where to live. And no where to live means no money. No money means no food. No food means Danny can’t keep his human half sustained.

So what does he do?

Decides to not change into a human and live in a trash can.

Yes you heard that right, live in a trash can.

Because he’s a ghost, he doesn’t have to worry about the germs and stuff. But that doesn’t mean he lives in just any trash can! He lives in a clean one ☝️

AND he also decorated it with his name so other people know it’s his!

And so Danny has been here for a while now and realizes

Holy shit there’s hero’s here- you know what, why doesn’t he have hero’s back home?!

And being minorly annoyed jealous (but he’s never admitting that)he thought:

Well since there’s hero’s here already, guess I’m not needed.

.

.

.

Good. I’m tired af

And so Danny caries on his life, being content with his trash can and scaring whoever comes into his alley. It’s fun. Sure he sometimes needs to ugh overshadow people to feed his human side, but other than that.

It’s going great.

But Danny doesn’t realize that with Amity gone (or smth, you choose) which was his haunt, he slowly makes the trash can into his new haunt.

And slowly but surely, Danny’s beloved haunt trash can starts to become other worldly kinda.

Yk because of the ectoplasm.

So now Danny’s lovely trash can haunt has more space inside and- Hey Danny can actually sleep in it better!! And he got some company too!

In the form of blob ghosts.

Two actually.

They keep his trash can clean and help purifying some corrupted ectoplasm that he finds. Because for some reason this universe’s ectoplasm seems half way artificial and tastes a bit weird. Which is where the blob ghosts help out in.

Everything was great.

Danny was loving the trash can life style.

He has two blob ghosts friends. Which he named Sam and Tucker, and yea they couldn’t talk but that was fine.

He wasn’t lonely, he wasn’t. He had two very much talking friends like Sam and Tucker.

However one day two weirdly dressed people- oh they were hero’s.

Well anyway they found him, one woman stripper and one furry guy.

But it was on accident! He was just peaking out of his beloved haunt trash can, and they spotted him.

He stared, they stared back.

Then the woman stripper asked him questions, even when he said:

“Don’t mind me, have a nice day!”

But they just kept bother him and giving him weird looks and glances.

Which- rude.

Didn’t they see his mark on his haunt trash can? Obviously it means it’s his home, so they shouldn’t be bothering him still. He’s safe as can be.

Plus.

It’s not like he’s looking at them in suspicion and weirdness, I mean look at them! What kinda cheep knock off vampire fury mix and American stripper style clothing are those!

They should mind their own business!

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Just a silly lil drawing of this lmao, don’t mind me.

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And idk, somehow along the way, Danny manages to make a whole new event/story line in a random ahh game.

But only he could play it cause of his wack ghost abilities and the internet LOOSES IT.

Like some try to recreate it but it obviously doesn’t work, but it’s so funny it gains traction. To the point where the game devs actually make said story line.

And Danny?

Well he’s just vibing, not really getting the fuss but ABSOLUTELY enjoying the food. (The devs paid special attention to the food as a thank you.)

And idk maybe latter on he makes a friend (you choose) and when that friend asks him about the food. Danny just takes him with him into the game world, and it literally breaks the gaming industry.

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Que Danny taking said friend into a movie/anime/TV show.

It’s the best thing to ever happen to said friend.

And during all this chaos, no one can figure out who exactly the friend is, let alone who Danny is. No matter what anyone tries, they can never find out. 

Okay this is going to drive me INSANE. D:>

Dearly beloved, Phandom darlings...

Can DANNY EAT VIDEO GAME/TV FOOD?

I... I NEED to know. You don't UNDERSTAND!? Think about it. No, seriously. THINK about all those HIGHLY unrealistic, too good to be true, PERFECT looking meals. Animated shows n games etc where there are chefs who will "cook for Anybody!"

Now think about being 14 going 20. A teenager. A broke college student. Your fridge is empty and everything you touch? Comes back to LIFE. You're... you're just so hungry. Tired. Your bruises have bruises and you have a paper due tomorrow.

I kinda want to CRY.

Can only eat cup ramen so many times before you DO.

And this show? That commercial? Yonder cooking game?? Well... they did a REAL good job animating it. It looks so WARM. So FILLING and COMFORTING. You can practically SMELL it.

You look down at your sad, soggy, cheap but you can afford it, EZ Noodles and? Feel something BREAK inside. You... you KNOW you can travel inside technology. KNOW this. Have done it before. Why... why AREN'T you? You can't keep living like this.

You gotta TRY, right?

I? Wanna believe it TOTALLY works?? Because Ectoplasm is weird like that? And just shrugs? Says "actual food, the concept of food backed by electricity, what's the difference? Sure, we can fuck with this"? And so Danny? IMMEDIATELY fucking switches his diet.

Like? Dead stop screech, slam on the breaks, u-turn to take that last off-ramp. Type IMMEDIATE.

Grocery bill? No, no, you mistake him! No. NOW it's his "carefully researched for their cooking, games and shows" bill. Touch his collection and he'll FUCKING BITE.

They got sticky notes on the cases. Menus n lil fold out "grocery store" locations. He punched a dragon for this fruit. Mmmmm, home cooked meeeeeals~

Just? Weird Foodie Danny. Yes he DOES know what those steaks taste like. While YOU fuckers were staring at the cat girls bizangas, HE was eating granny cat lady's home made meatball stew! Ha! YOU FOOLS!

More then that? I want him to write reviews. Like "yeah, fight system was OKAY but- *5 hour glowing rant about the food, sounding like a food critic who'd actually fucking gone and loved it* " and people are like?? Who? Is this funky lil madman? This is hilarious?

I want it to be DPxDC JUST? So everyone slowly starts to play the game "Meta or Shtick?" Because no one REALLY knows who he is. This dude gets POPULAR though. For some reason can't be hacked (shame on you guys! Way to try and ruin the FUN!). And like? Eventually? Someone just fucking ASKS?

And Danny is like... " wouldn't YOU like to know, weatherboy?"

So everyone is like:

"Meta."

But hey... since they're already ASSUMING~? >:3c WHOOOOO wants to help him PAY RENT~? Let's VLOG this fucker! Wooooo! Say "hi" Catchef! *feline noises* like? It's like a let's play combined with a mukbang.

Teen Heros everywhere are FACINATED. Game developers are suddenly like? "If there's food. You BETTER make it look amazing. We want that weird YouTube twink to... whatever his powers are, our game! Free viral marketing!" Food channels? Rending their clothes, on their KNEES, please! PLEASE! Just ANSWER OUR EMAIL! Just ONE SHOW! A one off! Guest appearance!

We have MONEY!!!

All while Danny? Is finally happy with his life. Weird as hell. Harrasing the world. Good food on the regular. Gets to travel, kinda. Best of all? He's raising money from it! Can help people! Now... who wants salad?

@babbling-babull @hdgnj @hypewinter @legitimatesatanspawn @spidori @dcxdpdabbles @the-witchhunter @lolottes

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Forgot it was Tim Drakes birthday, so I present a shifter/half animal (?) AU. So have fennec fox Tim.

Lmao I just wanted an excuse to draw him as a silly wacky lil crazy fox ✌️

I luv his big silly ears🫶

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Ig it’s been decided, I’m officially a loser 😭😭😭💀

i procrastinated on writing by making this quiz, pls take this to find out which phanon are you ✌️

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There is nothing like the feeling of joining a fandom without having watched much episodes, only to find out through Netflix that yes. Yes you have watched this show. And yes you have finished it all.

…

But you just don’t remember any part of it and need to rewatch it 🤧🤧💀

So here I am, rewatching the Justice League (I do not remember anything, pls why did I even forget it in the first place???? 😭😭😭)

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Kirito all throughout the Phantom Bullet arc:

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So I read a prompt about how Wonder Woman found Danny in a trash can (don’t remember which one) and I was bored.

So I took that lil info and made it into an AU.

So basically, Danny get yeeted into this unknown universe and has no where to live. And no where to live means no money. No money means no food. No food means Danny can’t keep his human half sustained.

So what does he do?

Decides to not change into a human and live in a trash can.

Yes you heard that right, live in a trash can.

Because he’s a ghost, he doesn’t have to worry about the germs and stuff. But that doesn’t mean he lives in just any trash can! He lives in a clean one ☝️

AND he also decorated it with his name so other people know it’s his!

And so Danny has been here for a while now and realizes

Holy shit there’s hero’s here- you know what, why doesn’t he have hero’s back home?!

And being minorly annoyed jealous (but he’s never admitting that)he thought:

Well since there’s hero’s here already, guess I’m not needed.

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Good. I’m tired af

And so Danny caries on his life, being content with his trash can and scaring whoever comes into his alley. It’s fun. Sure he sometimes needs to ugh overshadow people to feed his human side, but other than that.

It’s going great.

But Danny doesn’t realize that with Amity gone (or smth, you choose) which was his haunt, he slowly makes the trash can into his new haunt.

And slowly but surely, Danny’s beloved haunt trash can starts to become other worldly kinda.

Yk because of the ectoplasm.

So now Danny’s lovely trash can haunt has more space inside and- Hey Danny can actually sleep in it better!! And he got some company too!

In the form of blob ghosts.

Two actually.

They keep his trash can clean and help purifying some corrupted ectoplasm that he finds. Because for some reason this universe’s ectoplasm seems half way artificial and tastes a bit weird. Which is where the blob ghosts help out in.

Everything was great.

Danny was loving the trash can life style.

He has two blob ghosts friends. Which he named Sam and Tucker, and yea they couldn’t talk but that was fine.

He wasn’t lonely, he wasn’t. He had two very much talking friends like Sam and Tucker.

However one day two weirdly dressed people- oh they were hero’s.

Well anyway they found him, one woman stripper and one furry guy.

But it was on accident! He was just peaking out of his beloved haunt trash can, and they spotted him.

He stared, they stared back.

Then the woman stripper asked him questions, even when he said:

“Don’t mind me, have a nice day!”

But they just kept bother him and giving him weird looks and glances.

Which- rude.

Didn’t they see his mark on his haunt trash can? Obviously it means it’s his home, so they shouldn’t be bothering him still. He’s safe as can be.

Plus.

It’s not like he’s looking at them in suspicion and weirdness, I mean look at them! What kinda cheep knock off vampire fury mix and American stripper style clothing are those!

They should mind their own business!

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Just a silly lil drawing of this lmao, don’t mind me.