#familial hcs

[soapskies]

May I make a request for Arkham Riddler learning he has a long-lost illegitimate child from a past relationship, and now his son has returned to Gotham, much older, as an up-and-coming supervillain?

ARKHAM RIDDLER W/ SUPERVILLAIN SON

MALE READER. HCS. CW FOR FLASHING GIF AT THE END!

He finds this out, pretty abruptly, when you suddenly show up to Gotham like you own the place and start wreaking havoc

The public deemed you even more dangerous and crafty than the Riddler, much to his dismay

Thank god his surname wasn’t attached to you

Sure in his younger days he may have had a few brief rendezvous, but that was a part of his past he preferred to keep behind him.

He dropped those girls like nothing had occurred and deemed himself above such things, many, many years ago

And here you were, on his screen, rivaling Batman himself

Even if your his flesh and blood, he’s not going to go easy on you

If you’re really as good as they say, then prove it to him!

He puts pressure on you, monitoring your side of town and trying to ensure the Batman will catch you

He’ll hack into your database to send you taunting messages and riddles

“From birth to death. From boy to man. All things change but this one thing he’ll always be…?”

If you didn’t know he was your father prior, then you surely will now.

Batman becomes less of a problem, now that the two of you are battling it out

And Riddler’s efforts to take you out of the game lands both of you in Arkham

In his mind everything was alright before you arrived on the scene, why’d you have to come along and screw everything up?

If you try to reconnect with him, he’ll brush you off

He feels the smallest twinge of guilt about leaving you without a father all these years but it’s too late now.

God knows he never had an adequate one of his own.

[notherpuppet]

Three darling daughters #girldad

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Dick: Sorry guys, Bruce AND Alfred said no more cookies for today

Damian: this vexes me

Tim: so not demure

Duke: I’m going to eat Damian

Jason and Steph: Destiel didn’t die for this

Cass: ☝️❓🤨🙄

Dick: Please guys what the fuck are you saying

[tazuransi]

doodles of a loidyor fanchild i made a while back… never gave him a name but james is a strong contender because i am NOT naming him ludwig

[kotse]

@hg-aneh fanart of fanart! i want them to be best friends in the rain and have a slumber party

[paintedcrows]

They're both autistic (and ADHD) 2 me

[tibbycaps]

“omg gem is so mom coded” “pearl is so sibling coded” ok well i think gem and pearl are this

[arrowsneo]

Hatecrime,,,, :3

[heshmmity]

my crazy ass interpretation of Mr Bill Pines AU and a bunch of sketches yay

more under the cut idk :Р

btw you guys went CRAZY about last post damn.... thank yall for your support hehe !!!

[butterflyscribbles]

Working on a much larger comic but have a short and sweet moment I made as a break from it

People seemed like papa Tang so have some more📚🖍️❤️

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I don’t think we talk enough about how Ford can see shrimp colors

[steddielations]

Eddie talks about his mom’s Tennessee side of the family like, “yeah my peepaw could play the banjo and my great grand pappy was real good with a fiddle” and Steve’s like “your Who and What”

Eddie: I have to take you to visit, you’re gonna love meemaw’s fried chicken gizzards

Steve: no I don’t think I will

Also I can't decide if southern grandmas would fawn over Steve and pamper him, or if they’d see his Arms and immediately put him to work in the kitchen kneading dough and rolling pie crusts, while he soaks up the best small town gossip. Eddie’s supposed to be helping but he only sits on the counter Watching until he gets swatted back to work with a dish towel

[notherpuppet]

I just love the idea of Lucifer having to deal with this fucking guy every time he wants to see Charlie

[multimandy6]

They are both I D I O T S

Plus HC about Scout and his illegally-dysfunctional family

[demonic0angel]

Jack and Maddie try to introduce their girlfriend Talia to living like a normal person. Of course, they're both insane, so this has mixed results.

“So… you have no servants?” Talia asked, trailing a finger along the edge of a cabinet and then pulling away to look at the dust that accumulated, an eyebrow rising on her face. “How do you keep things clean?”

“We have Jazz and Danny do them as chores,” Maddie said with a smile. “It teaches children responsibility, discipline, and necessary life skills.”

Talia nodded slowly. “I see.”

Jack pulled Talia via a hand to her waist as he also said cheerfully, “We also teach them how to clean up their weapons and any accidents! This way, they’ll know what to do if they kill a ghost!”

Both of Talia’s eyebrows rose and she looked at Maddie, who pressed against her other side. “Is that normal? Teaching children to clean up after their killings?”

“‘Killings’ sound so illegal,” Maddie chided. “We call it exterminations. And of course! Any child should know how to clean up after an accident they made!”

Talia nodded to herself again, muttering, “I knew Bruce was wrong…” she looked at her two lovers and asked, “What else do you two teach your children?”

“We teach them a variety of martial arts, weaponry, machinery, and much more! It’s important that they know how to defend themselves if a ghost attacks them! Jazz was able to learn almost every single weapon we have in our arsenal since she was 5! Danny knows over 22 forms of martial arts and he’s still learning. You should’ve seen it when he was young,” Maddie sniffed. “He used to try and fail to flip Jack over and now he’s kicking his father in the face!”

Jack also sniffled, wiping away a tear. “I’m so proud!”

Talia beamed. She loved how proud her partners were of their children’s fighting prowess. After all, she felt the same way. “I agree. My dear son is also the same. He learned since he was very young and now he is quite proficient with a sword. What weapons do you two teach?”

“Everything!” Jack grinned. “Staffs, swords, guns, ribbons, fans, frying pans, waffle irons, a beach toy— you name it! I can promise you that Jazz and Danny will be the best ghost exterminators in the world when they’re older!”

Talia seemed to almost swell with delight. For once, her cold and haughty demeanor broke as she smiled brightly. “So you agree? That teaching your children to be the strongest is the ultimate life goal?”

Maddie and Jack shared a look and then nodded at Talia in agreement. “But of course,” Jack said, trying to sound wise, “It’s also important that they learn to have fun! That’s why we let them drive the car whenever we go out exterminating for ghosts! And we also make sure that they bond with others and have friends— that way, more people can be on the watch out for ghosts and help us hunt them down!”

Talia smiled. “I will take your advice in mind. Oh, it would be wonderful if my beloved son could meet you too. He’s only learned the basics: over 10 forms of martial arts, several swords, a mastery of basic melee weapons, and he knows how to use a staff, but I believe that your training can join our families together and make our children even stronger!”

Maddie blushed bright red. “Oh, Tally!” She cooed and then drew in their girlfriend for a kiss.

Jack beamed and said, “I can’t wait for our kids to meet yours! We can be one big, happy, normal family!”

From a distance, Jazz and Damian shared a bewildered and almost frightened look.

How on earth did their parents find someone who was almost as crazy as them….??

And how on earth did they all share the same murderous braincell??

[brucewaynehater101]

I'm a fan of the "Tim Drake socially protects his Wayne family from hate/bigotry comments the way a 'Drake' does."

So let's add some angst :)

Jack, Janet, and Tim were a team. They each had their specialities when tearing down some asshole at any social or business event.

Jack had a friendly masculine personality (similar to stereotypical dads) where he would weaponize disappointment or casually threaten someone with a smile.

Janet was colder to her subjects. It was obvious she was upset with someone when her responses were perfectly professional, clipped, and impersonal. Her comments could also become exacting and cutting.

Tim was a child, so he manipulated that perception to his advantage. He would bring up observations or questions an adult would "know better" than to state.

Their main recipients were the idiots who were stupid enough to target a Drake (particularly when Tim was younger), but they also were known to defend others from bigotry. The casual tearing down others was fine (as long as they weren't a Drake), but Drakes would not stand for transphobic/racist/sexist/homophobic/etc. comments.

The one major rule of a Drake, however, is that they didn't work alone. Anyone targeting Janet would meet Tim or Jack. Anyone targeting Jack would meet Janet or Tim. Anyone targeting Tim would meet Jack or Janet.

A Drake protects their family, but there's no need to protect themselves. They can, but that's a role their family is supposed to uphold.

Tim never verbalized or explained this to the Waynes (cause what's healthy communication). He just lets the comments roll off his back while he fights those against his family.

Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne uses his father's disappointed frown, his mother's professionalism, his father's threatening smile, and his mother's cutting words to protect others. He's a Wayne, but he'll always be a Drake.