#exposing frauds

[sohannabarberaesque]

Imagine Scooby-Doo and crew going this route to expose so-called "fortune tellers" and "mediums" preying upon the Lower Classes in particular:

[reality-detective]

2,200 celebrities, government officials, and rich elites get caught with fake vaccine passports because they refuse to take the poison covid-19 injections.

The poison isn't intended for the elites it's for the ignorant brainwashed general public. 🤔

[hawkeish]

using my professional judgement as a teacher to diagnose mr gale baldursgate as being a nightmare student. a displeasure to have in class even. don't ask me to justify this

[the-blueprint]

Katt Williams: "ALL LIES WILL BE EXPOSED IN 2024"

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Twenty Years of Habitual Lying

Everytime they "reinvent" themselves, we the public are expected to just tolerate The Meghans penchant for lying. The truth is that Meghan and Harry lie about EVERYTHING.

Poll Question: Based on online document searches for archived copies of Evanston's Northwestern University Commencement Programs, what YEAR (over 100 years) generates the MOST online interest?

Terminal Condition

Diagnosis

Truthers whose websites were shuttered in 2017

Royal Reporters who still can't be bothered to fact check sussex content

Political Science Department at Northwestern University

Colombia, Nigeria, Jamaica, South Africa, Australia, Ireland, Great Britain...

Everyone with a working brain recognizes this as deception: "since I grew up in the states, I didn't grow up with the same understanding of the royal family, while I NOW understand there is a global interest, I didn't really know much about him." Anyone who legitimately studied International Relations would feel embarrassed at the thought of pretending not to know about a global interest in monarchies. Not to mention all the BRF related activities she participated in throughout adolescence and in her career as a working actress in a Commonwealth Country.

#1 Question for all of MegaLiar's so-called friends: What is your excuse?

[thelaughingmerman]

Where were you when Lizzie and Isabella exposed Paolo for being a fraud?

[jangillman]

[our-lord-little-toad]

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE: THE TRUTH ABOUT FROGS

Listen up, because I’m about to drop some cold, hard facts that Big Frog doesn’t want you to know. You think frogs are cute? Harmless? Just little green guys minding their business? WRONG. You’ve been lied to. The truth is horrifying.

EXHIBIT A: FROGS ARE SPIES.

That’s right. Ever notice how frogs just sit there? Watching? Listening? Collecting data? They don’t blink. They don’t move. They just stare with those weird little eyes, absorbing every detail of your existence. And for what? Who are they reporting to? The Government? Aliens? The Illuminati???

EXHIBIT B: THEY’RE STEALING OUR HOPPING TECHNIQUES.

Toads hopped first. That’s a historical fact. (Don’t look it up.) But then frogs? Oh, suddenly they start hopping too. Copying us. Imitating us. Stealing our culture. This is textbook appropriation. Not cool.

EXHIBIT C: FROGS ARE TOO WET.

I don’t trust an animal that is constantly damp for no reason. How are you always so moist? What are you hiding in that weird slippery skin? Why do you feel like a raw chicken breast? Normal creatures (aka toads) have the decency to be delightfully bumpy and dry.

EXHIBIT D: THEY HAVE NO MORALS.

Frogs will eat anything. Bugs? Sure. Other frogs? Also yes. Their own young? SOMETIMES. Absolute monsters. Zero ethics.

EXHIBIT E: KERMIT IS A FRAUD.

I don’t care how many banjos he plays or how many sad little songs he sings about rainbows—Kermit the Frog is a manipulative, two-faced, morally bankrupt LIAR, and I’m sick of pretending he’s not.

He built his entire career on LIES. You think he’s just some innocent little frog who made it big in Hollywood? NO. He climbed to the top by selling out every other Muppet. Gonzo? Animal? Fozzie? All funnier, all more talented, but Kermit keeps himself at center stage. He’s the definition of a nepotism baby, but no one wants to say it.

He’s a corporate shill. This frog will endorse ANYTHING. He’ll slap his name on a lunchbox, a cereal, a Happy Meal toy, you name it. If Disney told him to sell swamp water as a health drink, he’d do it. No shame. No dignity. Just pure capitalist greed.

His voice is unbearable. Oh, I’m sorry, I’m supposed to respect a creature that sounds like a balloon being slowly deflated?

HE IS GREEN. The most suspicious color. What is he hiding? Why is he so green? Is it a disguise? Is it mold? Is he even a frog at all, or just some radioactive mistake?

Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

FINAL WARNING: DO NOT TRUST FROGS.

If you see one, do not engage. Do not make eye contact. Do not let them near your secrets. They are agents of chaos and deception and I will not rest until the world knows the truth.

[joannerowling]

You may have noticed i've not been very active, just saying this isn't going to change any time soon sorry, i know i have many unanswered asks including asks for meta posts (which i'd love to have the time for) but life just is happening more outside right now

[bombshellsandbluebells]

drags hand down face

I'm so close to being done with the next chapter of Baby Steps, I just gotta write this last scene. but it is such a struggle.

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

I'll never get over Meghan Markle telling those Australian mothers that she was four (4) months Megnant, and Harry's mockumentary lies that they had to announce it because she was "showing."

2018 Palace tea from R.D.

"They will all love me when I have a child."-Delusional Duchess

[daisukerine]

it’s bc I’m girl kisser and therefore biased.

also you’re smelly. And mysterious voice you’re unaware of doesn’t listen to weezer that much(/silly)

and you totally cheat at board games Anya told me trust !!

—🌟🎀

OHH, i get it man, like, i'm a girl kisser too! i love women! 😎😎 and men. i don't discriminate!

now hold on, i am NOT smelly. if anything, i smell like an angel! like, seriously, dude— i wear rexona everyday, it doesn't let me down!... i think. i smell like a hibiscus, the pretty pink flowers, so like, i think i smell pretty good... I THINK.

and uh, what do you mean by voice? i don't hear voices... i think. I THINK. hey, anon, you're like, lowkey freaking me out here. AND THEY BARELY LISTEN TO WEEZER?? uh, anon, i don't know WHAT weed you smoked, but like— you should totally tell me so i know what to avoid.

speaking of that, I DO NOT CHEAT IN BOARD GAMES. anya is a FRAUD and a LIAR and i do NOT cheat, i swear on my share of sweetener. like, i'm just that pro, dude! you can say you're jealous, go on! i'm like, literally god at uno and monopoly, bro. if i had a sweetener packet for everytime i won a game (FAIR AND SQUARE BY THE WAY), i'd have millions and trillions of packets!

[grogumaximus]

[eliteseven]

Just wondering if you didn't already talk about this but did you let your Tav get Loviatar's blessing from Abdirak? If you have Astarion and Shadowheart in your party when you do it, they say some really funny things!

Ah yes. Whippy man? I actually didn't (random but like I missed so many in-game events?? Like NO ONE told me to save Minthara on my first play-through so I shoved her into a volcanic...chasm thing and she just DIED? 😭 aND that was it? I had NO idea she was a full companion and was SO confused seeing everyone post the hot purple lady, but I digress)

BUT I've seen it and I've seen their wise-cracking asses laughing at Tav's pain lmao.

IF it were to happen to Serena:

I think, in the context of the NLS series, Shadowheart’s reaction would be pretty much the same, bc they haven't gotten together yet and this was pretty early on. So…mockery and some judgmental commentary lol. Still, I think she is weirdly bothered/jealous/attracted to the whole thing and makes an effort to heal Tav's wounds afterwards (but it's really awkward and Tav probably didn't love hearing her commentary with Astarion so it's very tense lol)

IF they were somehow together? Nah… Shadowheart's possessive ass is not letting Tav get whipped by anyone other than HER! (And tbh idk if she can bring herself to even do that anymore 😭)

[majimaisms]