#🌺．daisukerp

[daisukerine]

a conversation with daisuke (check alt text for the full msg)

[daisukerine]

uhh, what do you mean, anya— i didn't do jackshit, i swear! sniffle i uh.. you didn't hear it from me but i heard someone kind of, MAYBE, perhaps eaten like.. 5 tubs of ice cream. the party size. in like, one full go. COUGH COUGH— i heard they got a pretty bad cold from it too, and they're uhm— they're TOTALLY on their way to meet you, i think.

and HEY, there's like 15 missing tubs. i didn't eat anything, like— totally, man. COUGH COUGH you can check the whole ship, you'll find no trace of me eating ice cream! oh, except utility. sniffle don't check utility, it's like— uhh, TOTALLY fucked up in there, mechanic and interns only, you know? hah..

the puddles of ice cream... did they happen to be uhh, near utility, by any chance?— not that i know anybody who would do that, of course. COUGH and don't ya worry about me, anya! i got this— COUGH COUGH— like a pro! no risks being taken, trust—

Daisuke stops mid-sentence, before covering his mouth with a shaky hand. It's as if a switch turned his whole expression into a complete 180°— his whole face looking dizzy. His eyes are basically swirls as he gags bit, promptly hunching while his free hand holds his stomach.

h-hey, eurgh... anya, about that— do ya have a sniffle bucket nearby? i-i think i feel a lil' kick to this— ahem. i-i'll stay on the s-stretcher bed thingy..

anya . what do tou do when yuo eat 5 tubs of ice crema in oen go.asking for a super cool and totally awoesomw friend btw 😄

Daisuke. What did you do?

Danielle told me you might pay me a visit. She said I ought to be prepared. Y’know, she seemed worried. Genuinely worried. Does this have to do with the puddles of melted ice cream I found in the hallway? Daisuke, I thought we talked about this. What did I say about your sugar intake? You need to be careful! I hate to sound like a worried parent, but it’s true. We can’t take any risks here on the Tulpar.

Come on by, okay? I’ll look you over. Given the size of those tubs, I’d assume you’re pretty hopped up on sugar. If I were you, I’d hustle my butt and get over here before your body begins to crash. I’ll prep my things…

[daisukerine]

we dont talk about the incident

[daisukerine]

HIGHKEY this job is as bad as i thought. i'm in the shitter and i RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER WHAT DO I DO??

[daisukerine]

Hello, Daisuke.

I've stocked the toilet paper in surplus for you. Please refrain from a repeat of the incident.

Cheers, Captain Grant Curly.

thanks a million, captain! it won't happen again, i swear on my uniform! oh, and by the way, do we really only have one-ply toilet paper on board... cause like, lowkey, i can barely wipe. like, everything just RIPS, man..

[daisukerine]

Daisuke coughs a few times before sniffling loudly, wiping his mouth with a handkerchief. Clearing his throat, his voice comes out dry.

haha.. imagine eating all— COUGH COUGH— 5 tubs of ice cream... in one go... but hey, dani— we can't judge people— COUGH— maybe they just wanted a— sniffle— little treat.

like, i totally get the appeal, but like, maybe a certain someone— COUGH COUGH— preferably someone uh.. like, let's say someone super cool and totally awesome, ate only 5 of the tubs. sniffle— so like... they wouldn't get super sick, right? i mean, it's ONLY 5...

(Day 38 out of 382. [109 days until the crash.])

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Alright, that’s it. WHO ATE ALL THE ICE CREAM?!

We’re down to fifteen tubs. We started this journey with thirty. HOW DOES ONE DOWN FIFTEEN TUBS OF ICE CREAM THIS QUICKLY?!

Now, I’m not mad, I just want to know…

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OOC: She isn’t mad, she’s just extremely baffled. As the ship’s software engineer & technician, Dani doesn’t exactly have the time to indulge in sweet treats.

After noticing the shocking decrease in ice-cream tubs, she was genuinely concerned. After all, there is NO way that whoever downed that much sugar is feeling the best. Ouch. Just imagine the aches and pains…

[daisukerine]

yooo! the name's daisuke B) you might've heard of the super handsome ultra mega cool batter of the regional junior baseball team, aka me — i'm currently interning on the tulpar tho. feel free to ask anything! cleaning utility is boring as shit lol

haii ^_^ i'm haku, the mod of this rp account! i'm a minor so keep that in mind when sending in asks, please! no nsfw, but you're free to send in things like stuff regarding the events of the game in the future, ship asks, etc :3 i'm okay with any ship, including oc ships ^^

daisuke is set to be pre-crash in this, and MANY weeks away before the crash ! he's freshly new onto the tulpar and still getting the hang of being in space :3 however, there'll be posts that will be set post-crash ^^ they'll be tagged accordingly.

daisuke may be ooc in some posts, apologies in advance >< i have hcs and about how daisukeposts that aren't rp will be tagged as such and you'll be able to tell thru my typing style ( double spaces and small font ) !!

the following tags i'll be using :

#🌺．daisukerp = posts that are under the rp

#🥀．axedsuke = posts that are set after the crash ( still under the rp )

#👅．freaksuke = crackposting / shitposting

#🫶．sukisuke = reblogs in general

#🪓．hakusuke = not under the rp !

#🪷．friendsuke = interacting with other rp accs ^_^

#🧠．だいすけ？！ = interacting with daisuke rp accs ^^

more tba :3

[daisukerine]

serious question.

do you like weezer. There is only one correct answer.

— 🌟🎀

DUDE, HELL YEAH?? i love buddy holly especially the guitar part that goes neow neow neow neow neow neow neow neowwwww

[daisukerine]

augggghhhh lectures are so boring to listen to man... you dont have to keep yellin in my ear for getting my uniform dirty like?? the toilet paper ran out what was i supposed to use?? MY HANDS??

[daisukerine]

DUDE, this is like, actually some witchcraft shit going on, man! LIKE, we're two daisuke's, bro! that's insane! i thought there'd only be one of me, but there's like— TWO of me! two of you? TWO OF US?

that's awesome, dude! like, totally awesome. SUPER awesome. i can feel my aura gaining right now!

dude... holy shit, you're ME, BRO?? like, you're ACTUALLY me!! oh my god, this is like, TOTALLY TUBULAR, MAN!— like, what the actual fuck?? this is fire!

Wait a minute, dude... Like, totally hold up for a second, bro!!

If I'm me... And you're also me... Then we're, like, both me. We're both...you!?

Do the math, man, that's, like, one plus one: TWO DAISUKES!!

Holy shit...

[daisukerine]

urghfhhhhh you know, being in space like. really hits you in the face when you realize it. like, you're so far away from home, and you're literally outside your PLANET, bro. no parents with you on board, just a bunch of geezers... food sucks when it's not homemade. man, you can't even party and drink up here! boring as shit, just a bunch of work everyday... is this what it's like to be a real adult?

like, even though i'm living it, i don't even know if i see a future in mechanics and shit. mom was the one who wanted this for me. but fuck, i don't even like this job that much. as dumb as it sounds— i really really wanna go pro for baseball. i was gonna get a scholarship for it, but mom didn't want me to waste my time on sports too much. told me to get a "real job", if you can believe it. like, seriously, dude— i don't get it! being a pro still counts as a real job, right? i'm even in the regional junior team...

"such a slacker", she said back when i came home from a game i didn't win. i didn't know how to respond to that, and honestly still don't. i wanna work hard, but how? and for what? for my mom? for this internship? for myself? shit really goes down in your head when you have the time to think, i guess.

after this internship, i'm gonna make my mom proud. i'll have experience under my belt. i'll go pro, and show her that what i wanna do is a real job. i'm going to take care of this. i'll take responsibility.

[daisukerine]

You low-key kinda look like the type of guy to get extremely traumatized by ICP ngl.

-cavair:3

nah, i'd win. like, seriously, bro! i'm brave as shit— one time, i went into this frat party back on earth, and like, they had this HUGE monster themed halloween party to celebrate. it had a horror room looking section, and i was like. TOTALLY stone faced, bro! didn't even scream, not once! my mom didn't raise a pussy 😎

and like, even better, i don't even know what icp is! can't be afraid of something you don't know, right? i'll look it up when i have the time, though.

[daisukerine]

man thank GOD i am not the stinkiest man on this ship 🙏🙏 idk much about jimmy but he needs the washing machine more than my uniform does

[daisukerine]

oh, captain...... why do you still use bing....... lowkey makes me realize that like, you're a TOTAL geezer now. like, not that that's a bad thing, captain! my grandpa was a geezer too! and like, he used bing too. he died when he was 60!

Bing dot com. Search what is the furry community question mark

[daisukerine]

hey there FREAKsuke…… Daisuke more like diesgay…. Hehehehheheheh…..

woah, woah— i accept freaksuke, cause like, i'm fr a freak (just lmk 🤤), but like— DIESGAY? dude, i'm lowkey homo, yeah— but i'm NOT dying anytime soon. i'm like, 21, bro! i'm not even done with college! 😓 is this supposed to be some sorta hoax? man, i knew i shouldn't have brought a ouija board on this ship...

[daisukerine]

it’s bc I’m girl kisser and therefore biased.

also you’re smelly. And mysterious voice you’re unaware of doesn’t listen to weezer that much(/silly)

and you totally cheat at board games Anya told me trust !!

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OHH, i get it man, like, i'm a girl kisser too! i love women! 😎😎 and men. i don't discriminate!

now hold on, i am NOT smelly. if anything, i smell like an angel! like, seriously, dude— i wear rexona everyday, it doesn't let me down!... i think. i smell like a hibiscus, the pretty pink flowers, so like, i think i smell pretty good... I THINK.

and uh, what do you mean by voice? i don't hear voices... i think. I THINK. hey, anon, you're like, lowkey freaking me out here. AND THEY BARELY LISTEN TO WEEZER?? uh, anon, i don't know WHAT weed you smoked, but like— you should totally tell me so i know what to avoid.

speaking of that, I DO NOT CHEAT IN BOARD GAMES. anya is a FRAUD and a LIAR and i do NOT cheat, i swear on my share of sweetener. like, i'm just that pro, dude! you can say you're jealous, go on! i'm like, literally god at uno and monopoly, bro. if i had a sweetener packet for everytime i won a game (FAIR AND SQUARE BY THE WAY), i'd have millions and trillions of packets!