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Twenty Years of Habitual Lying
Everytime they "reinvent" themselves, we the public are expected to just tolerate The Meghans penchant for lying. The truth is that Meghan and Harry lie about EVERYTHING.
Poll Question: Based on online document searches for archived copies of Evanston's Northwestern University Commencement Programs, what YEAR (over 100 years) generates the MOST online interest?
Terminal Condition
Diagnosis
Truthers whose websites were shuttered in 2017
Royal Reporters who still can't be bothered to fact check sussex content
Political Science Department at Northwestern University
Colombia, Nigeria, Jamaica, South Africa, Australia, Ireland, Great Britain...
Everyone with a working brain recognizes this as deception: "since I grew up in the states, I didn't grow up with the same understanding of the royal family, while I NOW understand there is a global interest, I didn't really know much about him." Anyone who legitimately studied International Relations would feel embarrassed at the thought of pretending not to know about a global interest in monarchies. Not to mention all the BRF related activities she participated in throughout adolescence and in her career as a working actress in a Commonwealth Country.
#1 Question for all of MegaLiar's so-called friends: What is your excuse?
#poll question#MegaLiar#meghan markle is a liar#voetsek meghan#spare us#traitor prince#pinky and the brain#megxit#Northwestern University should be embarrassed#fraud#communications is NOT international relations#20 years of lies#expose meghan markle#meghan and harry are toxic#deception#deceivers#mao's wife#star to be#manifesting stardom#Northwestern graduation#communications
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do yall ever think about bruce/batman!clone danny standing in front of his bathroom mirror after finding out he was a clone and silently tracing his face. The slope of his jaw and point of his chin. The high angle of his cheekbones and the shape of his eyes, the curve of his brow bones and the shape of his nose. The volume of his hair and the way it curls and gets fluffy when it gets too long.
His hair is black the same way a crow's wing is black. His dad's hair is black the same way a black bear's fur is black. His dad's eyes are blue like the ocean is blue. Danny's eyes are blue the same way a glacier is blue.
His dad has a square jaw and straight flat hair, and he tans and gets a face full of freckles when he's out in the sun for too long. Danny burns like a lobster and his face remains untouched. Danny has a sharp jaw and tall cheekbones, and Sam says when he's not smiling there's almost something regal about him. You would never call Jack Fenton "regal" when he's not smiling.
Sam says when he's not smiling he looks scary the same way a stone statue is. Jack Fenton when he's not smiling looks scary the same way that german shepherd staring at you across the street is.
Do you ever think he grew up wondering if he was adopted. Because of course, he has black hair and blue eyes like his dad. But having the same color doesn't make you someone's child.
Or, worse, things he's heard from the other kids and the other parents and even some of his teachers growing up; that he was the product of an affair. And that his dad was just too stupid to notice. And Danny would defend his parents until the day he died, because Jack Fenton wasn't an idiot and Maddie Fenton wasn't a cheater.
But doubt comes in with fickle tongue. his parents swear up and down that he is their child when he asks about either. That Danny just had his grandparents' features, but he was their son and they loved him.
But Danny doesn't look like either of his parents. His mom's eyes are blue like an aquamarine and Jazz's too. And they burn like lobsters in the sun too, but Jazz gets freckles on her face and so does Maddie. And as Danny grows up he doesn't bulk up or get stocky like his dad did, and when he hits puberty he doesn't shoot up like a tree like Jack Fenton did.
He stays small, and they say he's a late bloomer (and he is), or that he just has his mom's height. But he's fast and has good stamina, and some days it feels like he's built entirely different from his family. That the things they went through growing up just didn't apply to him. Jack and Maddie Fenton both had acne and breakouts when they hit puberty, and Jazz inherits it and he's seen the amount of skincare products she keeps on her side of the bathroom.
And then he hits puberty and breaks out maybe once or twice, but his skin stays clear for the most part and the problems and changes his dad went through just don't happen to him.
And the truth is worse than all of the lies.
How horrifying.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#danny fenton is a clone#clone danny fenton#clone danny#thinking about the inherent trauma that comes with growing up as a clone and not knowing and questioning everything about yourself#thinking about the amount of effort and lying that Jack and Maddie would've had to to do if they wanted to pass Danny off as their bio son#the MEDICAL RECORDS#danny's medical history is completely different from theirs. any generational health problems the waynes have would/could be passed down to#danny and he's completely oblivious to it up until the reveal. he'd have no idea about any medical risks until they hit him before that.#so many little things and inconsistencies that would just build and build and build until it finally came to a head and the truth came out#forever and ever and ever fascinated by the underlying horror of being a clone. there's a horror in being cloned but there's also a horror#in BEING a clone. like yes he could've always known from the start and that comes with its own set of issues BUT. just. him not knowing#for the longest time. the lies and deceit and betrayal. you know how adopted kids come out and talk about how they didn't know they were#adopted for the longest time and how traumatizing and betrayed they felt when they're finally told 15-20 years down the line? yeah that#i imagine finding out you're a clone is a lot like that.#i read a book in middle school once abt a girl moving to a new town with her family and getting these horrible nightmares and noticing how#everyone was acting strange around her. one of her nightmares was about the 30yo police officer being a shambling corpse talking to her#and at the end of the book she finds out she's actually the clone of a dead older sister and the police officer was her sister's boyfriend.#and she was in gymnastics but quit and her parents were so disappointed bc the og sister was a champion/award winning gymnastics player#and i never did finish the book but god am i reminded of that.#i love reading the dpxdc clone danny posts and they usually have him brush off being a clone which is literally totally fine but duUUDE#just imagine his own horror over it. its SOOO good
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House M.D. pilot (Everybody Lies) turns 20 today. Feel old yet ?
#House M.D.#20th anniversary#house md#greg house#gregory house#doctor house#hugh laurie#dr house#2004#2000s#bryan singer#david shore#2000s tv#robin tunney#james wilson#eric foreman#allison cameron#robert chase#lisa cuddy#you can't always get what you want#pilot episode#everybody lies#misantropia#medical team#malpractice md#dr malpractice#house#tv#20 years ago#20 year anniversary
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GEMINI NORAWIT as HEART and FOURTH NATTAWAT as LI MING in MOONLIGHT CHICKEN (2023) for @loversmore
#moonlight chicken#heartliming#heart#li ming#gemini norawit#fourth nattawat#mlcedit#bledit#dailyasiandramas#thaidramaedit#mine.gif#surprise…#happy 3 years to us 🥺#i made 20 gifs for this (yes again) remind me to send u the rest in dms#for u :( cause u loved them even more than tinngun (crazy i know right)#143ily🤟 jubjub#<3liming sequel next we will wait 👍#im already laughing u will lose your mind when u see this notif hrjdssjsek#also happy folklore day but thats zweitrangig#its not really golden but#golden like daylight / if i was a blue bird / you bring blue lights to dreams#oki bye thanku for 3 years of dealing with me...<3
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Jane Marple's 2001 Feather Motif Ring
#ive checked the jm tag for months waiting for a fairly priced angel ring and finally i found this beauty <3#i love the tiny details like the writing on the side and the fleur de lis on the ring#id have loved one of the rings where the wings stick out but from what a mutual told me (hi ribon <3) theyre very very fragile#alas 20 year old plastic does not hold up well#anyway v happy#jane marple#lolita fashion#my pics
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why can't the entirety of the tunguska event just be taigong wang & daji's flashback
#my art#fate/grand order#fgo#taigong wang#daji#koyanskaya#fate/#ok so#they can't just have this kind of relationship and not have a 20 chapter story about it#don't just give me a brief flashback#tbh i would've liked the tunguska event way more if koyanskaya was daji#it felt like i got lied to the whole way since china's lostbelt#WHY NINE TALES THEN#WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING TAIGONG WANG THEN#SUCH A WASTE FOR ALL THAT BUILT UP#happy new year everyone!#i came back from art hell to complain about how fgo robbed us from some good tragic content
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pov you're listening to courtney drop pre-internet lily lore
#whats most insane to me is how nothing has changed about lily in 20 years#same excuses same tactics same lies same fucking scapegoat imaginary friend even#lily orchard#lily orchard critical#mp.txt
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i love terry jr but it is SO FUNNY that he is now receiving karmic retribution for his shitty step kid behavior in the form of a stepdaughter that hates him
#op#dndads#to be clear i support terry jr’s rights and wrongs#it’s just so funny . do you think he lies awake at night thinking to himself oh so THIS is how ron felt#like oh ron we’re really in it now#do you think he calls ron up every once in a while like “hey so i’m SO SORRY i invited my vampire dad copy into erin oneil’s house that one#time and when i said i hope you die” and ron just nods sagely and adds a “im not the stepdad im the dad that stepped up” shirt to his cart#OR OMG ron has one of those shirts and treats it like a family heirloom and gifts it to terry one year 😭😭😭😭#i’m only on episode 20 so PLS let this be real and no spoilers
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do we think Scary and Linc beat teen pregnancy?
#If they're 34 and Jerry is in high school they were anywhere between 16 and 20 when Jerry was born.#Now realistically they'd be more like 38 if this was the 20 year reunion. but they said 34 so I will commit to the choice of the cast#unless they adopted Jerry. Which is another valid option.#dndads#dungeons and daddies#gothcleats#dndads spoilers#congrats to gothcleats shippers#i can't say i was expecting it but I am not upset#scary marlowe#lincoln li wilson#dungeons and daddies spoilers
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look I am halfway through a draft thinking about the shittiest nurse/worst buddy cop duo au, and have had the hilarious and also terrible realisation that like.
Li xiangyi is fifteen when he defeats the blood demon and becomes the top ranked guy in the jianghu, right? he's fifteen. a teenager.
he holds that rank until his death, I'm assuming, given we don't get told otherwise and a lot of the rank fights we hear about end in uhhhh someone's death, though given di feisheng is the guy we hear the most about having those fights possibly that is just a him thing and everyone else has less than a 99.5% combat fatality rate.
whatever! we're proceeding on the assumption that Li xiangyi is top dog from the point he gets the rank until he "dies" in the east sea.
which means that for five years, the top ranked martial artist is a fucking teenager. presumably a number of people try to challenge him*, which means that a number of people rock up to a literal teenager and are like YOU, ME, FIGHT!?
and then get their ass kicked. by a teenager who has not finished having growth spurts, and whose voice is still 9000% cracking.
imagine facing the best martial artist in the world, who is all teenaged gangling limbs, proceeds to kick your ass, and then (assuming you're not uh. dead from terminal sword-itis) gives you some self impressed incredibly annoying teenager lecture on what the fuck ever. his voice cracks four times in ten minutes. you do not laugh, because he did just kick your ass, but also, maybe it would have been better to die.
*other than di feisheng? what are you doing for those five years there bud, like yes setting up the alliance but also? bestie you explicitly do not care about that, we've all been in jobs/community projects we hate but c'mon, babygirl, surely you could make time for a play date somewhere in the literal five years you had to organise it?? maybe he got to rank 2 way after Li xiangyi made rank 1, but still?? we are talking at minimum about 3 years at rank 2 probably, and I too have failed to organise a meet up for years on end but still. get it together mate, wuyan seems great at organisation in the approximately seven seconds of screen time he has, maybe let him handle your calendar appointments
#mysterious lotus casebook#li xiangyi#waters words#look it is also very gutting that he's a literal teenager with the weight of the world on his back#and a target like that on him#but also. ofc di feisheng hyperfixated on the guy who appears to be about the only person close to his age#pov you are some random jianghu guy and the top people in your field are two LITERAL FUCKING TEENAGERS#like. insane. i know ye olde standards age etc etc but also#the head of the Jinyuan alliance is at oldest 23 and the head of the sigu sect is 20#for somewhere around 3-5 years the entire jianghu turns on the opinions of two teenager or teenage adjacent idiots
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#dimension 20#@dimension20#people can just do that go on the internet and tell lies 😮#(for obvious reasons this is a joke) (but no it’s not)#fantasy high junior year
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what if modern day Odyssey but its actually Odysseus getting somehow kidnapped on the way back home from the milkstore and then it takes him 20 years to return home with a block of..... very expired milk (that is by now something solid and probalby used as a weapon at some point or something)
The implications of this is funny but also extremely dark because WHAT EVEN HAPPEND INBETWEEN THE 20 YEARS?!! AND ALSO HOW AND WHY IS HE CAUGHT UP IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!?!
Oh yeah by the time he reunites with his familly , theres a bunch of random dudes looking for some Hot-Single-Mothers-In-Your-Area , because Telemauchos' bullies put his mom on some shady site and now she gets bothered by random dudes every day at her door...
#odysseus#telemachus#penelope#odyssey#i have a vision#where odysseus lies about where he has been for the last 20 years#then comes up with a elaborate backstory that he was a traveling circus preformer and tamed lions and then they escaped and they fired him
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tong er is the mvp of this show
no way she has remembered all that extensive family lore. give her an advisory function at court. this lady knows all the information
#the double#was already raising my eyebrows at her still remembering the names and relationships of everyone#but now she also knows intricate details of some conversation ah li had 20 years ago???#she is to be feared
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Y'know what's just actually processed in my head. I don't think Gorgug and Zelda are together anymore. And that hurts. Omg. Why. They were so cute and awkward. Why T—T
#dnd#dimension 20#Gorgug and Zelda#I'm so upset#it's been like almost a month of something and that's something I've only just realised.#I'm so sad#why#D20#Fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#WHY#I'm sure they have their reasons#but im so sad about it#i will be so happy if I've lied to myself and this isn't real#lmao
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Man i really thought that Bakarath's champion was going to be Fabian's little nemesis/sibling; i wanted that so bad
#fantasy high junior year#also excuse me but what the FUCK about Ecaf??????????#we got Squeem we got Balthazar we got Bakur we got gay goddesses up the wazoo#but i really thought Ecaf would come back and ruin everyones day when Fabian found out everybody lied#in writing this i am realizing that i just want fabian to face the horrors. i spent the last 2 episodes hoping aelwyn would show up#to the battle and make things awkward between fabian and maizey lmao i just want to see him struggle i think#fantasy high#dimension 20#i guess I'll just have to wait for Ecaf in fantasy high senior year???
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the funniest thing about ppl discussing the height difference between og and stampede vash is that it technically doesn't exist
like, he is described as 5'11" in both versions, which is reasonably tall, not even 6ft. but in the 90's he looked freaky tall with his long ass legs and stick-like silhouette. also, due to both manga and anime being hand drawn, his height was pretty inconsistent (sometimes normal, sometimes two heads above everyone else)
but in 3d things like height are consistent with other elements. we didn't get a shrinked down version, y'all. we just got the first accurate depiction of his height
#local humanoid typhoon lies about his height for 20 years; finally forced to come clean#I love the 7ft tall stick of a guy vibe#but you just can't use this argument to shit on stampede when they modeled a character according to his canonical description#trigun#vash the stampede#trigun stampede#vash
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