#20 years of lies

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Twenty Years of Habitual Lying

Everytime they "reinvent" themselves, we the public are expected to just tolerate The Meghans penchant for lying. The truth is that Meghan and Harry lie about EVERYTHING.

Poll Question: Based on online document searches for archived copies of Evanston's Northwestern University Commencement Programs, what YEAR (over 100 years) generates the MOST online interest?

Terminal Condition

Diagnosis

Truthers whose websites were shuttered in 2017

Royal Reporters who still can't be bothered to fact check sussex content

Political Science Department at Northwestern University

Colombia, Nigeria, Jamaica, South Africa, Australia, Ireland, Great Britain...

Everyone with a working brain recognizes this as deception: "since I grew up in the states, I didn't grow up with the same understanding of the royal family, while I NOW understand there is a global interest, I didn't really know much about him." Anyone who legitimately studied International Relations would feel embarrassed at the thought of pretending not to know about a global interest in monarchies. Not to mention all the BRF related activities she participated in throughout adolescence and in her career as a working actress in a Commonwealth Country.

#1 Question for all of MegaLiar's so-called friends: What is your excuse?

[vertigoartgore]

House M.D. pilot (Everybody Lies) turns 20 today. Feel old yet ?

[starry-bi-sky]

do yall ever think about bruce/batman!clone danny standing in front of his bathroom mirror after finding out he was a clone and silently tracing his face. The slope of his jaw and point of his chin. The high angle of his cheekbones and the shape of his eyes, the curve of his brow bones and the shape of his nose. The volume of his hair and the way it curls and gets fluffy when it gets too long.

His hair is black the same way a crow's wing is black. His dad's hair is black the same way a black bear's fur is black. His dad's eyes are blue like the ocean is blue. Danny's eyes are blue the same way a glacier is blue.

His dad has a square jaw and straight flat hair, and he tans and gets a face full of freckles when he's out in the sun for too long. Danny burns like a lobster and his face remains untouched. Danny has a sharp jaw and tall cheekbones, and Sam says when he's not smiling there's almost something regal about him. You would never call Jack Fenton "regal" when he's not smiling.

Sam says when he's not smiling he looks scary the same way a stone statue is. Jack Fenton when he's not smiling looks scary the same way that german shepherd staring at you across the street is.

Do you ever think he grew up wondering if he was adopted. Because of course, he has black hair and blue eyes like his dad. But having the same color doesn't make you someone's child.

Or, worse, things he's heard from the other kids and the other parents and even some of his teachers growing up; that he was the product of an affair. And that his dad was just too stupid to notice. And Danny would defend his parents until the day he died, because Jack Fenton wasn't an idiot and Maddie Fenton wasn't a cheater.

But doubt comes in with fickle tongue. his parents swear up and down that he is their child when he asks about either. That Danny just had his grandparents' features, but he was their son and they loved him.

But Danny doesn't look like either of his parents. His mom's eyes are blue like an aquamarine and Jazz's too. And they burn like lobsters in the sun too, but Jazz gets freckles on her face and so does Maddie. And as Danny grows up he doesn't bulk up or get stocky like his dad did, and when he hits puberty he doesn't shoot up like a tree like Jack Fenton did.

He stays small, and they say he's a late bloomer (and he is), or that he just has his mom's height. But he's fast and has good stamina, and some days it feels like he's built entirely different from his family. That the things they went through growing up just didn't apply to him. Jack and Maddie Fenton both had acne and breakouts when they hit puberty, and Jazz inherits it and he's seen the amount of skincare products she keeps on her side of the bathroom.

And then he hits puberty and breaks out maybe once or twice, but his skin stays clear for the most part and the problems and changes his dad went through just don't happen to him.

And the truth is worse than all of the lies.

How horrifying.

[junryou]

*DUMPS A BUNCH OF OLD OKAMI ART*

ANYONE ELSE AS HYPED AS I AM FOR THE TRUE SEQUEL?????

[hyunsung]

GEMINI NORAWIT as HEART and FOURTH NATTAWAT as LI MING in MOONLIGHT CHICKEN (2023) for @loversmore

[crrows]

Jane Marple's 2001 Feather Motif Ring

[chronologiical]

why can't the entirety of the tunguska event just be taigong wang & daji's flashback

[chemtrailactivist]

pov you're listening to courtney drop pre-internet lily lore

[flaphack]

i love terry jr but it is SO FUNNY that he is now receiving karmic retribution for his shitty step kid behavior in the form of a stepdaughter that hates him

[momofmysquad]

do we think Scary and Linc beat teen pregnancy?

[bewuvved]

[may-fall]

what if modern day Odyssey but its actually Odysseus getting somehow kidnapped on the way back home from the milkstore and then it takes him 20 years to return home with a block of..... very expired milk (that is by now something solid and probalby used as a weapon at some point or something)

The implications of this is funny but also extremely dark because WHAT EVEN HAPPEND INBETWEEN THE 20 YEARS?!! AND ALSO HOW AND WHY IS HE CAUGHT UP IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!?!

Oh yeah by the time he reunites with his familly , theres a bunch of random dudes looking for some Hot-Single-Mothers-In-Your-Area , because Telemauchos' bullies put his mom on some shady site and now she gets bothered by random dudes every day at her door...

[ctl-yuejie]

tong er is the mvp of this show

no way she has remembered all that extensive family lore. give her an advisory function at court. this lady knows all the information

[mino-minotaur]

Y'know what's just actually processed in my head. I don't think Gorgug and Zelda are together anymore. And that hurts. Omg. Why. They were so cute and awkward. Why T—T

[soup-or-who-lock]

Man i really thought that Bakarath's champion was going to be Fabian's little nemesis/sibling; i wanted that so bad

[eshtaresht]

the funniest thing about ppl discussing the height difference between og and stampede vash is that it technically doesn't exist

like, he is described as 5'11" in both versions, which is reasonably tall, not even 6ft. but in the 90's he looked freaky tall with his long ass legs and stick-like silhouette. also, due to both manga and anime being hand drawn, his height was pretty inconsistent (sometimes normal, sometimes two heads above everyone else)

but in 3d things like height are consistent with other elements. we didn't get a shrinked down version, y'all. we just got the first accurate depiction of his height