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omg kendallllllllllll stop that dress looks so good on you!!! i actually didnt expect we’d get see it so soon but 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ty

you’re so sweet!!!! thank you for asking haha I promise it’ll look better the next time u see it

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no way i gotta wait a MONTH to see kendy in her stellar bday dress 😔 (assuming we get an ootd post shshdhskd) ily kendyyy

i have to steam (obviously) and style it butttttt

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i worked so long today and im so tired but my birthday dress came and i am so thrilled like this is a message telling me things are gonna be okay bc the dress i got an insane deal on fits like a glove

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I think it would be funny if we made posts like we were our faves hornyposting on tumblr

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shaking my tin cup at you what does this mean? how do these placements impact danken? <3

thank u for asking 🥺

this particular configuration can mean that there's a lot of inherent understanding between us! like a natural click so to speak.

his most base self (scorpio sun) understands my deepest, most closely held self (scorpio moon) with very little effort. he knows how to tend to my emotional needs because they mirror his own. it's not a huge effort for him to figure me out because truthfully, he already knows. i can do the same for him. we just may potentially really understand each other and meet our needs without a great amount of effort.

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my friend saw this notification and had so many questions

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don't mind me just thinking about Dante and how much he loves to just slide into bed, roll over, and sink his weight down on you. you make a dramatic show of "oofing" and playfully smacking at his back and shoulders, kicking your legs out weakly.

“God, you’re so big.”

he smirks down at you, lifting himself off of your body enough that he’s at least no longer crushing you and his hair dangles over both of your faces.

“it’s amazing how many different ways I can get you to say that.”

then you playfully roll your eyes. "you're so gross."

he drops back down to lay on top of you in response, not putting his full weight down, but threatening to with raised eyebrows and a grin. his forehead is pressed to yours, chest to chest, chin to chin, almost lip to lip.

"oh, oh, I'm getting so close..." he threatens, continuing his own little lewd inside joke. it's hard to do much besides laugh at him so you do that but also manage to slip your arm out from beneath his body, fingers finding the bit of exposed skin from his shirt riding up and tickling him.

"damn it, okay, I'll get up!" he groans between chuckles, rolling over to lay at your side. "you didn't have to go for the low blow immediately, sweetheart."

shrugging, you turn onto your side to face him.

"well there just happens to be another blow I may have been thinking about when you walked in."

waggling your eyebrows salaciously, folding yourself into his little joke as you always do, he responds by raising his eyebrows and reaching for his zipper.

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tom waits

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just wanna say I’ve been thinking about Scorpio sun + Pisces moon dante x Pisces sun + Scorpio moon kendy unceasingly for hours

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need to take a good inhale of the seam in his scrotum

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please don’t fuck my dad

At the end of the day it’s up to him

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dr xeno and senku really do compete in everything... science knowledge, type of leadership, catchphrases, level of gayness...

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Isn't she lovely, this Hollywood girl?