The Marauders and friends at a theme park.
Sirius: YOU LOST JAMES?!? HOW— HOW DO YOU LOSE A WHOLE ASS MAN-
Regulus: In my defence, I looked away for 1.8 seconds. And then he was just gone!
Regulus, sighing: You know what, I can handle this.
Sirius: How are you going to do that.
Regulus, deeply inhaling: REGULUS BLACK IS SO FUCKING UGLY HE SHOULD—
James, materialising out of nowhere: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT
Regulus: Found him.
Not James and Regulus already wearing matching shirts that each says; “If lost please return to Regulus Black.” And “I am Regulus Black. I don’t want him back. (Jokes aside, please do return him.)”
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.....Dragonslayer shippers, I am dissapoint.
The perfect Jaune and Yang offspring name is right there and none of you ever used it?
Hongyang Xiao Long [虹阳小龙] or Hongyang Arc (whichever one floats your boat)
Hong [虹] meaning "Rainbow"; refers to a two-headed serpentine dragon from Chinese Lore. It also invokes the rainbow theme from the Arc Family
Yang [阳] meaning "Sun"; refers to, duh, the Sun and it references the shared yellow color theme between Jaune and Yang. It also follows the Xiao Long family tradition of always naming their children with Yang in their name.
EDIT: Here's a relevant link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_(rainbow-dragon)
If you give Jaune and Yang fraternal twins (boy and girl) then you can
call the boy Hongyang (Hong is the "Male Rainbow" character) and the girl Niyang (Ni is the "Female Rainbow" character).
EDIT 2: For the Bumbleby enthusiasts, don't you worry; I gotchu covered.
Yinyang Xiao Long [阴阳小龙] or Yinyang Belladonna
Yin [阴] meaning "Shadow"; is an obvious reference to Blake ("From Shadows")
Yang [阳] meaning "Sun"; again, references Yang. It also follows the Xiao Long family tradition of always naming their children with Yang in their name.
......seriously. The names are right there.
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For theme weekend Rockstar Eddie, Normal Guy Steve:
I've got this burning desire to set you on fire by strangersatellites
I've got this burning desire to set you on fire by strangersatellites
@strangersatellites
Rating: Explicit
13,217 words, 2/2 chapters
Archive Warning: No Warnings
Tags: characters are my OC's now, Therefore, They ARE out of character, Alternate Universe - No Upside Down (Stranger Things), Modern AU, Teacher Steve Harrington, Rockstar Eddie Munson, Eddie owns a bar also, as a side hustle, Established Relationship, sex tags everybody cheer, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Barebacking, AS I SAID, the relationship is established, off-screen kink negotiation obviously, Choking, Eddie wants to be a mean Dom so bad, but he is so soft for Steve, Belly Bulge, Dom/sub, Daddy Kink, Subspace, its not that serious, lot of plot, little porn, but good porn, Oh My God, Steve is a groupie, how could i forget - Freeform, corroded coffin is low-key big, Top Eddie Munson, Bottom Steve Harrington
Summary:
“Alright gang, don’t forget to have reports on classical literature that has been turned into film submitted by the end of the day tomorrow! I will be grading them during my office hours on Friday! I have a hot date this weekend and I will not be missing it because you hooligans didn’t get your work done on time! Got it?”
A chorus of wolf whistles and peals of laughter sound out over the zipping of book bags and students flooding the halls.
His front-row class clown, Lucas, cheers, “Ow ow! Get some Mr. H! Who’s the lucky lady?”
Steve props up against the front of his desk with his arms crossed over his chest. “My partner finally has a Saturday night off so we made plans.”
Stopping on his way out of the room, resident boy genius Dustin spins on his heel. “Wait wait wait. You’re like, dating dating someone?!” He shrieks.
The teacher huffs out a laugh, these kids are not very observant. “Uh, I’m engaged actually.”
Or, the one where Steve thinks his students can guess who he is engaged to.
Rockstar Eddie Munson was never on their radar.
Thanks for the rec!
This rec is a part of Theme Weekend. The theme this weekend is Rockstar Eddie, Normal Steve.
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Hi, can you recommend fics with Andreil being discovered by the new foxes?
Here you go! -A
also see:
freshmen react to andreil 1 here, 2 here
freshmen react/pov outsider here
latest foxes react to andreil here
‘Me and You’ series here
‘midnight love,’ ‘flashes of intimacy ch 14 “devotion,”’ ‘Forever Is A Big Word,’ and ‘Master post for Fluent Freshman AU’ here
‘Allison asks how andreil got together’ here
‘AFTG/TFC minifics…Ch 21’ here
‘Teaching a caged bird to fly’ series here (particularly part 4)
you may also like:
Jack & Sheena being assholes here
Neil fights with Jack here
fics featuring the freshmen here
they match by Ani_Rygaard [Rated G, 2869 Words, Complete, 2021]
Baby Fox finding out about Andrew and Neil cause Neil called Andrew babe.
tw: alcohol, tw: homophobia
Never Have I Ever by hismiley16 [Rated T, 4332 Words, Complete, 2023]
The foxes induct the freshman with a post-preseason drinking game. Things get out of hand and Andrew shuts everybody up.
tw: alcohol, tw: homophobia
The Palmetto State Foxes Rules by Overherenow [Not Rated, 1536 Words, Complete, 2018]
A summary of rules for all freshmen for the Palmetto State foxes Exy team.
And some upperclassmen who might forget.
The most beautiful thing ever by poly_pr1nce [Rated T, 1055 Words, Complete, 2018, Locked]
Kevin gets sent a clip from the last winter banquet, and when Allison sees it she agrees all the Foxes need to see it, especially the Freshmen/Cubs so they know what to expect when they piss Neil off or say stuff about Andrew
there's no way JOSTEN has a girlfriend by itadoriminyard [Rated G, 3246 Words, Complete, 2021]
“But it has to be her! Neil literally doesn’t spend time with anyone outside of this team. Like at all. Who could he possibly be dating? Someone on the team?” She asked sarcastically.
She was met with silence. “Wait… are y’all serious?”
Nicky was positively ecstatic at this turn of events.
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[The freshmen are determined to find Neil's secret girlfriend. Neil and Andrew are unwilling to aid their quest.]
The 5 times Neil wore Andrew's jersey and the 1 time Andrew wore Neil's by Hand_of_the_Alex [Rated T, 2489 Words, Complete, 2016]
Neil hadn’t meant to do it the first time, he just saw orange and white and slipped it on for his late night exy practices with Kevin. Kevin didn’t give any reaction further than an eye roll and a scoff before getting back to exy, so Neil finished the practise wearing Andrew’s jersey.
tw: homophobia, tw: nightmares
five times christmas meant something by nomadicdeer (someonestolemycoffee) [Rated G, 2359 Words, Complete, 2017]
Neil Josten asks Andrew if they can celebrate Christmas. He decided he likes Christmas quite a bit.
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Here's the truth: even if Mike and El were the "main couple", they aren't the only couple, and thus not the only one we'd wanna keep up on milestones on. If they wanted to show the couples saying "I love you", we would have seen it for all of them.
"Maybe the others just haven't happened yet" Jonathan and Nancy said it about each other very easily, them and the plot reacting as if they'd said it before.
They don't only care about one relationship, THAT'D be bad writing. But maybe they're just intending something different with this one. Something closer to the last one that had "I love you" as a plot point, perhaps.
There is no reason for Mike and El to be singled out like this unless it is to say that they are different from the other couples in this way. And no offense, but I just don't see a narrative purpose to relationship superiority.
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