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LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) — written by Diablo Cody

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outta the way im fucking frolicking

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Illustrations from Stories from Hans Christian Andersen by Edmund Dulac (1911)

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the lack of dykes n more specifically butch dykes in post apocalyptic media is bizarre bc every single lesbian i know is the most prepared person in any room n not even for survivalist reasons we do that shit for fun

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i love her

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everyone please welcome into the world my beautiful daughter, bathroom spider

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aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

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scrolling down someone’s blog thinking it’s your dash and then realizing you’ve been spamming their notifs is a form of embarrassment that never loses its sting

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this has probably been done before but I needed something to make while I procrastinated so

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It's 2009 and you're an advertiser who just got assigned this sweet job for a holiday commercial. You know, family stuff was always hard for you to write as a only child, but you really think you nailed the dynamic here. Now to submit the final cut to Folger's and

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haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright

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when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place

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