kel-mp4
Kel
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kel-mp4 · 4 hours ago
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I love when characters are always drawn in lab coats even outside the lab because it implies that 1) they are either constantly violating lab safety rules or 2) they have a second, casual lab coat purely for external use
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kel-mp4 · 11 hours ago
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stand up & meow like a man
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kel-mp4 · 1 day ago
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watch as the freshly hatched angel unfolds its wings... it is exceedingly clumsy, which is only natural given its newness to the world. see - oh. okay the angel appears to have fallen the fuck over. can somebody please pick it up we're trying to film a professional documentary here
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kel-mp4 · 1 day ago
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got the time to be this soggy idiot again and i wouldn't forgive myself if i didn't draw him at least once
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kel-mp4 · 1 day ago
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the ellipsis is the most powerful of all the punctuation…so versatile…i’m pondering…i’m omitting…i’m implying…i’m trailing off…
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kel-mp4 · 1 day ago
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'FOGGY STREETS AND CHRISTMAS LIGHTS'
(part 2/3)
Saving my long winded rambles for the last part, I feel like I have more to say about the backstory of this comic than the actual comic. This one's supposed to be cathartic for me and kinda take real life events but use my blorbos to fix things that were out of my control, just saying that so the leshy freakout hopefully doesn't seem edgy or like I did it for shock value. That plays out a lot better than it did irl, shoutout to the bishop siblings for being evil villain guys yet still knowing how to coax their brother out of a meltdown :')
I wish I had more to say about this one but it's a head empty kind of day, I'm working on some more lighthearted stuff as responses to other people's art so I'll just let this one speak for itself. The tags/comments I get on angst stuff are TOP TIER so I always just hover and watch what people are saying anyway hahaha
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kel-mp4 · 2 days ago
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Cozy babies
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kel-mp4 · 2 days ago
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they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also
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kel-mp4 · 2 days ago
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"who is that beautiful man in the fanart on my dash": a guide
he looks terrible and he's wearing long flowing robes: that's jesus of nazareth
he looks terrible and he's wearing a green shirt: that's jonathan "jon" sims the archivist
he looks amazing and he's wearing a green shirt: that's armand de vorced
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kel-mp4 · 2 days ago
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I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!
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kel-mp4 · 2 days ago
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It's always "I can't believe you dug up those graves" and "You really built a guy out of corpse parts?" and never “How was bringing the dead to life. Was it thrilling? Was it enthralling?”
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kel-mp4 · 3 days ago
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look at the train man
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kel-mp4 · 3 days ago
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jax comic
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kel-mp4 · 3 days ago
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kel-mp4 · 3 days ago
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Transcript:
We all love a good banana. *spring sfx*
I’ve enjoyed more than my fair share. *spring sfx*
It’s great. *spring sfx* It tastes wonderful. *spring sfx* Keeps you strong. *spring sfx*
Helps you avoid um... Cramps, I think? *spring sfx*
But it can also KILL YOU *Taco Bell bong* You can DIE of... You can die *vine boom* of radiation poisoning.
So don’t have too many banana.
Or I’ll kill you with radiation poisoning.
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kel-mp4 · 3 days ago
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What selfshipping is like
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kel-mp4 · 3 days ago
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