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raw dogged my brain for a part two right now. enjoy the 600 words my brain came up with. :)
part 1
Now Keith was, of course, smart. He had to be to get into the Garrison solely on a scholarship (the fact that he only stayed because of shiro was because of the fights, and not his intelligence), and then afterwards he was taught by his mother the basics of surviving and living.
Keith had always had a feeling when it came to danger, and seeing someone on the other side of the road run off after seeing the guy standing in front of him did not make Keith feel any better. If anything it made him feel worse. Grabbing his knife properly, Keith kind of hoped he could get this over with fast.
The guy started laughing, and took out what looked like a gun, so keith took a proper fighting stance, ready to bolt left or right depending on where it looked like the guy woild shoot. not like it mattered, the thing that shot oht was a capsile of joker gas (not like keith knew it was called that). Luckily, keith got out of the way before the capsule hit the ground and appeared behind the joker.
Holding the joker by his neck, Keith put his blade to the mans neck. "Who are you?" Keith hissed into the mans ear. "Oh ho ho!!! A little newbie then huh?" Joker taunted, as if he wasn't being held at Keiths knife point. "Shut up, who, are, you?" Keiths voice somehow got deeper when he asked the Joker who he was.
"I'm the Joker!! hehehehHaHAHAHHA" The joker laughed out, making keith wonder what was funny. Shockingly, he recognized the name beyond the card from a deck. Ignoring the Jokers laughter, he thought back to one of his friends.
'Key, I need you to promise one thing.' His friend said. They met when keith was refuling gas into his bike and became close, meeting up every week while keith stayed near the garrison. 'I'm leaving to go back home, back in Gotham. If you ever get anywhere near Gotham, I need you to stay away from the Joker and Arkham.'
Confused, Keith looked into his friends eyes. They were green, with a couple flecks of blue. 'Yeah, sure. Any reason why?' Keiths friend's form sagged in relief, causing keiths confusing to grow ten fold. 'He, that man.. He has done horrible stuff. He hurt me, and I ended up losing my family and myself as a result.. I don't want you to lose yourself as well..'
Keith could tell his friend wasn't telling the full truth. But it was close enough to the truth that Keith understood. 'Yeah, yeah alright. But if i get close to him on accident I'll kill him for you.' Laughing, keiths friend thiught he was joking, 'Yeah, sure you will Key.'
Keith wasnt joking. he was dead serious. 'It's a promise then, Jay.'
Thinking back on it, Keith maybe should have thought harder about his choice but considering he spent most of his late teen and early twenties in an inter galactic space war, he was a little desensitized to murder. Which ended in a dead man in an alleyway. And, a communicator call from his mom.
Although getting a call from his mom was normal, it was some bad timing. “Keith, I’m with the so called, Justice League, I think, and they’re looking for more information on the Blade of Marmora. They have this, teleporting tech like a teleduv without the whole, portal thing. Could you come over?”
Looking down at the dead Joker corpse, Keith debated for a second wondering if it would be a good idea to decapitate him as a present for his friend Jason. “Uh, sure. I guess. Give me maybe ten minutes, and send me the location for the teleporting thing.”
About thirteen minutes later, Keith makes his way through the Watch Tower, holding a still bleeding head of the Joker by his hair. Ending in the meeting room, his mother greeting him as if he wasn’t holding the decapitated head of a person with him at all.
Saying hi back, Keith looked at the shell shocked faces of everyone around him before looking back at his mom, he said “How quick can this be? I need to give this,” he holds up jokers head, “To a friend. After I find him.”
#cassie's rambles#voltron#keith kogane#keith voltron#vld keith#galra keith#voltron legendary defender#dcu#dc universe#crossover#justice league#blade of marmora#hehehaha im so silly#enjoy this lmao
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to moving forward
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#satoru gojo#jjk manga spoilers#hina.comic#before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma#its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD#im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts#page 8 made me want to bash my head in#could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload#but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it#rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome#i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone#it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards#personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again#oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do
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you’ll never guess who i got into (redraw of screenshot from the casual mv) (psst my comms are open)
#mermaid toxic yuri...#the lesbian situationship comes for us all#REALLY enjoyed the colors on this#chappell roan#casual#casual music video#mermaid#lmao happy mermay#lesbian#pride#art#my art#kiss#underwater#idk;#midwest princess#the rise and fall of a midwest princess#chappel roan fanart#chappell roan casual
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gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please
It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)
#You just KNOW gideons makes tons of these 'is that a gun or are you just happy to see me' jokes#She holds the third gun in her mouth#looking so damn stupid but grinning like shes the coolest lmao#how are you even going to shoot girl#also: the paint has to get onto the skin somehow#hmm. lot to think about...#that was such a fun prompt dear ! I ended up enjoying this waaaaay too much <3#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#I'm not gonna tag it griddlehark but in my mind this IS griddlehark - because this outfit would make Harrow go insane lmao#not that she'd ever let griddle take one step outside looking like that if we're talking serious#but it's a look - a look I LOVE#tlt#the locked tomb#my art#requests
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prev | next [ in kofi, but it will be public in a couple of days :D ]
#gravity falls au#return to falls#post-theraprism au#bill cipher#stanford pines#stanley pines#ford#stan#my art#comic#i gave up on giving names to these parts lmao#taking a while because these comics gets longer each posts#im having a lot of fun making them tho. it gets a bit interesting from here so i hope you enjoy
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Keeper -- a short comic about an angel meeting a robotic lighthouse keeper that doesn't know the world has already ended. Made in about 18 hours for a 24-hour 24-page* black and white comic challenge (that I arrived late to, ha.)
*the actual submission does not include the cover, which was created after the fact for this post.
This was a really great learning experience as someone who's... never really made a completed comic. I ended up really attached to the story by the end of the project (possibly due to all-nighter deliriousness lol) and ultimately am very proud of what I made.There are some things I'd still like to change, particularly text placement, but in keeping with the spirit of the challenge I've elected to leave it as is.
#sparks art#comic#angel#robot#my art#my comics#keeper: the angel#keeper: the lighthouse keeper#my ocs#hoogh. this was a grind yall lmao. but i am pleased with it#i hope you enjoy :pray: also keep your fingers crossed for me that this wins the contest#like it. it wont. because i am up against actual SEQA kids that know what theyre doing. and i dont actually mind really#but it would be funny#long post#very long post#sorry#i hope the readmore works
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typical tavern scene
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#kristen applebees#figueroth faeth#gorgug thistlespring#got my version of this in lol. I feel like this is mandatory if u draw fh art#trying to remember whats on the menu at a typical swensen's. its been years since I last was at one#tho I am so absolutely unfamiliar with like elmville level of town scenery. just immediately drew from my own experience lmao#I used to think malls are the same everywhere.... but then I hear from my US friends and. wow they sure are not#mm. good day to reminisce a little bit. but I am now sleepy#not a lot to say abt this I think most of this is pretty straightforward. I did use this to test out some overlays in SAI2#that I never really touched. the talisman on fig's guitar case takes from the house protection talisman you'd put on the front door#and also I think kristen slipping while fully sat down is very funny and special. she means so much to me#okay. alright. I should really go to sleep. and tomorrow I should take my dang walk... see the sun#have a good night lads! enjoy ice cream
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(you don't have to be a frequent enjoyer of either to vote. weed can mean any type of marijuana products: joints, edibles, oils, etc.)
add where you're from in the tags if you feel like it!
#i was reading a fic where they smoke weed and got curious lmao#weed#🍃#drugs tw#alcohol#alcohol tw#polls#tumblr polls#tumblr poll#poll#i'd say probably 5#it used to be more like 1 for me actually#but as i get older i enjoy edibles way more than drinks#(i almost never smoke tho)
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(part 1)
(short comic) (you can otherwise search 'spy x pta' on my profile)
MY GOODNESS. it's been a hot minute since i posted the first part and i guess i just couldn't SHUT UP because this is FOURTEEN PAGES LONG. FOURTEEN. you can even see some pages where the linework is slightly different because i drew it like 6-ish weeks ago, that's how long this has been cooking. drawing in general has been hard lately because of time constraints, BUT i am so happy i finished this. this is like my fav project even tho it isnt as popular, but who cares!!!!! POPULAR IN MY HEART
#also another six of crows reference because Obviously#loid “i must mold myself to please everyone” forger meets yor “as long as my family accepts me im happy” forger#mrs delaire you can choke on a rock#i hate her (i literally wrote her)#im so happy with so many parts of this comic but its so freaking long LMAO so i wont list all the parts i like#to the people who r enjoying this thank you for the love :')#its nice to see when people like smth that i have put time into :D#spy x family#my art#loid forger#sxf#yor forger#twiyor#spy x pta
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fun fact at the very end of the livestream you can see jorge's reaction to the crash. so i made a new meme template
#i posted this to the discord and now here#enjoy lmao#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#god games
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Was talking about the Fairy VS walrus poll with some friends which led to "but what about a walrus dressed as a fairy?" and so this was born 😌
#Fairy#walrus#fairy walrus#Walrus fairy#fairy vs walrus#walrus vs fairy#Fairy Vs walrus poll#walrus vs fairy poll#idk how to tag this so I’m trying every combinations I can think of don’t mind me lmao ✌️#My art#art#jeida-chi#burntblueberrywaffles#Enjoy my little guy
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it's time for my yearly chanukah merchandise ratings! how are there always so many to choose from. as always, this year is a doozy and I am as bitter as ever lmao
this was quite literally labeled "hanukkah cone tree." gee I wonder which winter holiday is The One With The Trees. surely it's the jewish one with all the fire. let's make it blue and white just in case. 4/10 there is no excuse for this
why are the chairs so far apart. why is there nobody there. why are there so many grapes. what even are those green things. why is there soup. will the mysteries never cease. 7/10 purely because it's pretty
I for one welcome our jewish alien cousins. not sure what this has to do with chanukah but I want to hear about jewish life on mars so 8/10 friends come in out of the cold and have a latke with me
the more I looked at this, the worse it got. there's a literal christmas tree and tinsel but oh it's got blue lights so it's fine. and as we all know, children regularly hold fully lit candle menorahs with mittens while going door to door during a snowstorm. I guess who are we to stifle a child's latent desire for arson. 5/10 somebody save that poor dying kitten
this poor magen dovid is being forcefully converted to christianity and we need to help it. quick somebody put this on a sufganiyot stack. 4/10 we all know the intended target audience isn't interfaith families okay
do I even have to say it. please just. just stop. get One (1) Jew to weigh on your hanukkah products, I beg you. -392928373/10 walmart owes me a personal apology for making me see this with my own two eyeballs
I spent a full five minutes staring at this shirt desperately trying to make it make sense. I shouldn't have bothered. it's worse than the hebrew could ever be. 2/10 amposzu zusach mezchamal to you too
congratulations, once again you wrote gibberish. this says nothing. it's not chanukah, it's not happy holidays, it's nothing. the letters on the dreidel are an ACRONYM people! there's an order! 3/10 it's antisemitic that this has over 4,000 sales (thank you @quartzfox for sending this to me. now you all have to see it too.)
now these are CUTE. and the dreidel letters are in the correct order too, which is unfortunately impressive. 10/10 no notes, it has cats, would wear
(previous years 1, 2, 3)
#you know the downside of making this post every year is that.#i then have to crawl through the worst of Holiday Internet#to bring you all the Prime Selection#so you're welcome lmao#i do it so you don't have to 🫡#enjoy this year's ratings!#chanukah#hanukkah#ratings
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edit (10/23/2024) now that the poll is over: Original version, with 10 questions, from April 2023 here
And, given that the original is from April 2023, that means I can very easily say:
No, this was not an ISAT reference!
Just because I use parentheses and 2nd person pov and love the same concepts of what a time loop can do to a person doesn't mean it's ISAT
(Yes, I like ISAT, the original poll is why I was recommended the game! But if you look at the original, you can see all the origins of the options to choose from, including what spurred me on with the moss option from the replies)
If I were going to make something for ISAT, I would never be so vague, you can simply look at my ao3 for proof of that
#egg speaks#writing#polls#my writing#egg writes#my polls#poetry#time loops#listen I want to run this again#time loop poll#<- check that tag on my blog for the original 10 option version lmao#unreality#you know I didn't think I'd get fed up with people making isat jokes about this#I thought it'd be like oh hey neat same hat#we both like the same game#but people keep going “oh this is JUST an ISAT reference”#as if it's not a genuine work of creativity I did myself. it feels a bit devaluing#“op you played isat” yes but that came after the original!!!!!#I KNOW it's not meant like that but I want people to engage in my work as its own thing. you can make jokes about similar media!!!#but this is it's own thing!!!!#I want people to like it for what it is. I want people to enjoy it outside of other media. I want it to stand on its own#I'm flattered someone said it was good enough that they think it could be narration from the game and read just as well!!!!#but like. idk. all the other medias popping up (pmmm. orv. higurashi. etc) aren't people calling it a /reference/#if I wanted it to be an ISAT reference I would have tagged it originally. I would have targeted it toward ISAT fans more intentionally.#I love fanworks but this was an ode to time loops alone. I wanted people to think. to have to CHOOSE. I wanted PARTICIPATION#time loops as a narrative and as horror and as a group activity via polls on tumblr. also s/o to the person who said 40 hr work week so tru
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A little continuation for the last illustration I did. They didn't get to finish.
#this is for all the people who was triggered by the las one too#enjoy lmao#reunknown#reunknown art#hazbin hotel#alastor#radio demon#lucifer morningstar#lucifer#radioapple#appleradio
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Late night talks 💖
(Please click for better quality!!)
#drag's art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin angel dust#hazbin husk#huskerdust#I didn't draw for a week#then did this in an 8 hour daze#(yesterday like. this is scheduled cause posting on Sundays is rarely good for me)#but enjoy lmao ✨#still shadowbanned on twitter so yous get it first 👁👁#1k#1.5k#2k#2.5k#3k#i am so glad this got so much love it gave me a fight for my LIFE 🥲#3.5k
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there's like a TON of trans ppl rbing my bocchi art so my friend (twitter) drew you all a message. thankyou so much
#bocchi the rock#gotou hitori#not my art#LMAO#i enjoy drawing for all the sad people and the trans people and the sad trans people and so do they
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