#drunk mother

[mymomisdrunkagain]

Home has never been sweeter!

Welcome to my world! Hopefully, as I meander along, posting sporadically and probably unnecessarily, there will come a moment when these delightful little tales from my amazing life brighten someone's day out there... and, if not, well, i'm guaranteed fuel for even more stories so i can try again another day!

[motheyesofnight]

(from "the flaming stillness")

time flows like water

mother died one day

nights go deeper and deeper

when night comes, every past

and future death comes

along with darkness

and silence

no longer human 'cause

couldn't save the cat while

drifting under the scorching sun

though a boat trapped in hell of stillness

isn't allowed to have a heart,

being soaked in the sea of oblivion

caused committing an indelible sin

tears of the unqualified

are just like

sounds

everything 

is just

like cavity

and regret

[h-doodles]

thank u mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean MO—

[impromptu-sketches]

can you recommend me some good yaois with an actual good story? perfect balance of humour, sex & plot. i don't like to read stories that only consist of fucking. thank you very much!

Great question!! Hopefully you find the perfect balance in some of these recs ~ I put a flower next to the ones I think you should check out first ❀

HUMOR, sex, & plot

Punch Drunk Love ❀

Semantic Error ❀

Mother's Spirit ❀

The World's Greatest First Love: The Case of Ritsu Onodera

Wolf in the House ❀

Happy Crappy Life

Don't Get Me Wrong, Boss!

Love in Orbit

humor, SEX, & plot

It's Just a Dream... Right?! ❀

You Get Me Going

Haunted by Desire

Taming the Tiger

Anemone Theater

Dawn of the Dragon

4 Week Lovers

On or Off ❀

Love so Pure

humor, sex, & PLOT

King's Maker: Triple Crown ❀

Frenemies: Thicker Than Blood ❀

Unintentional Love Story

Bongchon Bride

Fate Makes No Mistakes

Liveta

humor & plot / shounen-ai honorable mentions

Killer Crush ❀

Lost in the Cloud

Night Fragments

I Became the Lousy Side Top

Beauty and the Brawn

[rosemaryyuri]

it's so hilarious how a large chunk of the homestuck fandom actually and genuinely believes everything rose lalonde says about herself and her life. she would be so happy. You think I'm cool, calm, and put together? You think I'm a reliable therapist for my friends? Tell me more.

[thebearincorrectquotes]

Carmy: That’s it. You’re too polite to brag. Well, fine, let me. Because the only person on earth who loves Sydney Adamu more than Carmen Berzatto is drunk Carmen Berzatto.

[alumirp]

luffy gets a girlfriend

He is blissfully unaware of this fact, however. He meets Torao at work, he's a firefighter and she's a doctor. She stitched up a cut on his arm and he gets hungry, spontaneously invites her to eat and she accepts, probably hungry too (or totally thinking that the cute guy with the stupid smile is asking her out).

They go out several times after that, usually with Luffy showing up at the hospital randomly, either injured or bringing in a patient, or simply to bother Torao because he was bored.

Luffy gets a new (girl) friend.

They're weird friends, though, because one day Torao just leaned in and kissed him. On the lips! And he liked it for some reason, so they kissed countless more times.

And sometimes things get too hot when they kiss and one thing leads to another and- well, they had sex. Several times. Which is weird, because Luffy definitely has no desire to kiss, much less have sex, with his other friends. But it works, so he just classifies them as weird friends.

He's pretty sure they're NOT lovers, because neither he nor Torao made fancy proposals, with roses, candles, fancy dinner and fancy rings, like Sanji and most TV shows tell, so, definitely weird friends.

And its okay, he likes being weird friends with Torao :D

(They're totally dating and no one believes Luffy when he says they're just friends. Because he shares his meat with Law, he actually, like, listens to her opinion instead of just doing what he wants, he takes her side in arguments no matter how obviously wrong she is, he fights with Ace, physically, when his brother says Law should get out of Luffy's life.They are totally dating, Luffy has a girlfriend, it doesn't matter that he doesn't know it.)

((law is just happy to be here, even if her boyfriend is a little slow))

[herrlichersonnigertag]

Do the tumblrinas know about Le Nozze di Figaro (1786, Mozart/Da Ponte)

[becki-here]

Happy birthday to my favourite fictional guy, the Once-ler💚

I didn't prepare anything special but I just wanted to say thank you everyone in this fandom. I have met so many cool and nice people since summer 2023. And I really appreciate this. You all are great and wonderful <3 I wish this fandom will keep everything it does now. So let's celebrate Once-ler's birthday!!

[kekokone]

this but sashisu raising four kids (miminana and the fushiguros)

It would be a menace 🗿

[ourstaturestouchtheskies]

Boreas – John William Waterhouse // Maidens Picking Flowers by a Stream (Study) – John William Waterhouse // Hurricane Drunk – Florence + the Machine // Mother – Florence + the Machine  

[druid-boy-punk]

mordred got grounded for a month after this

[wherearetherobots]

Night out Pose reference @adorkastock

[jeneralmischief]

Behold! Drunk Gale returns! This was inspired by @waterdeeping and their drunk Gale cameo and I had to get one myself XD

My prompt for the video was "I would love to get more "drunk dial" Gale! Could you have him messaging my character Jennika (romanced/married) because she's out of town and his mother and infamous "aunt" are coming to visit and he's just been sloshed the whole time? Thank you!"

[shittysawtraps]

if you’re really friends you can saw trap each other. it’s cool.

[cyanityy]

Gord Vendome, age 10